Chapter 44: This chapter exists to destroy the word flower

(After reading this chapter, you may have a slight discomfort with the word flower for a period of time, and friends with weak psychological tolerance should read this chapter in the company of hardcore girlfriends!) Resisting the harassment of the author, Yuwen Xiuce finally brushed the sect's contribution to the 1000 mark. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info

I found the Elder Chuan Gong again, found out the option to run for the head of the sect, and nodded fiercely......

"Do you want to spend 1,000 sect contributions to run for the chief disciple of Fang Cun Mountain?"

"Yes"

System prompt: As the only disciple who signed up to run for the chief disciple, you successfully bid for the chief disciple of Fang Cun Mountain. Gain the achievement "First Chief" with +100 Fame, gain the achievement "Become a Chief Once" with +10 Free Attribute.

System announcement: Player Yuwen Xiuce has become the chief disciple of the Fangcun Mountain Sect, everything is ready, and the grand plan is ready to be displayed, attracting worldwide attention......

Yuwen Xiuce, who was announced by the system three times in a row, was quite happy, but the time agreed with Yunzi was still running out. For the head of the sect, Yuwen Xiuce still has some reserved guesses, and it also occupies a little auxiliary role in the Raiders gang guardian beast plan, if you guess correctly, it is the best, and if you guess wrong, it will have no impact anyway.

Next, Yuwen Xiuce harassed the male NPCs all over the mountain several times very seriously......

Yuwen Xiuce: You give me some attention, why do you have to add a male term in front of the NPC? Isn't the place where the Taoist priest stays in the silk concentration camp? Are you still counting on female NPCs?!

Author: Anyway, I just think that the male NPCs of Yishan don't look at you quite right......

Yuwen Xiuce: What's wrong with it, you can explain it to me! I'm here to cultivate, not to do it!

Author: Hmm...... I think those NPCs think the same way......

Yuwen Xiuce: ......

Author: Why do you keep asking, "What can I do for you?" People don't want to be crooked! Do you know the root cause of the disease after reading too many online game novels? Anyway, as soon as you were elected as the chief, you used your position to facilitate the flirtation of the male NPC disciples of the sect, is this really good? As a pervert, I look down on you!

Yuwen Xiuce: Your sister...... You don't have to look down on me, you've already thundered me......

Author: So, people like me who have worked hard to cultivate the Mixed Yuan Heavenly Thunder are the real cultivators!

Yuwen Xiuze: Nani? I suddenly wanted to know very much, if you asked me to come to Fang Cun, you didn't want me to cultivate into a mixed yuan heavenly thunder, and the few remaining readers would be thundered to death......!

Author: That...... Ascension to immortals is to survive the thunderstorm, we are doing good deeds...... Well? Why do you put on a dead man's face?

Yuwen Xiuce: Then why don't you let the reader cultivate until the Mahayana period, and then release the heavenly thunder...... Especially now that the refining body is not over, the qi training is far away, and you are simply picking up the flowers of the motherland this day!

Author:Hmph...... The person who reads this book will be the flower...... Don't make a fuss!

Yuwen Xiuce: Are you taught biology by a Chinese teacher? If egg pain is the talent of male primates, then flower pain is the talent of plants!

Author: Wow Sai...... This parable...... It's so apt! If I were a reader, I would definitely give a tip!

Yuwen Xiuze: If I were a reader, I would definitely cut off your flowers......

Author:Wahaha――

Yuwen Xiuce: Fruit milk?

Author: Don't mess around! I'm going to laugh again!

Yuwen Xiuce: ......

Author:Wahaha――

Yuwen Xiuce: Why are you looking at me? You didn't let me make trouble! Are you so eager for me to talk about fruit milk!

Author: Che ...... Wha!

Yuwen Xiuce: Alas...... Sure enough, do you still want to laugh again? Now that you're done laughing, tell me why you're laughing.

Author: Forgot about it...... Why don't we go back to the lines and do it all over again?

Yuwen Xiuce: It's nonsense, but there is a fart line! I said I was going to cut off your flowers, and you laughed like you were sick, and I asked you, are you laughing?!

Author: That...... You know that I worked hard in Siberia to practice the Diamond Star Fist......

Yuwen Xiuce: You finally admit that you didn't go to codeword......

Author: A while ago, I finally met Ka Miao......

Yuwen Xiuce: That's a good dare, hurry up and learn the cold joke supreme boxing technique you dream of, and then code the words well, the soul is light!

Author: You know...... When I came to Siberia, I didn't wear any clothes to stimulate my seventh sense......

Yuwen Xiuce: You just said that you saw Ka Miao barely......

Author: And then ...... I guess he's not gay......

Yuwen Xiuce: ......

Author: As soon as we met, he froze my flowers and ran away......

Yuwen Xiuce: Is it the forgiveness of the goddess of dawn? Is it the trick to freeze the glacier?

Author: Yes...... Considering that Binghe learned the seventh sense after the ice was frozen, I felt that my flowers must have learned the seventh sense before me......

Yuwen Xiuze: Although I am also looking forward to how you can grow into a pervert after your flowers learn the seventh sense...... However, there is one thing I have to say...... Don't you really have to go to the doctor?

Author: I read it......

Yuwen Xiuce: What did the doctor say? If you can't cure it, give it up, it's better to cut it off...... That's what you said?!

Author: The doctor said......

Yuwen Xiuce: ?

Author: The doctor said, ah-

Yuwen Xiuce: What's the situation? Ahh Are you hanging otolaryngology?

Author: I don't understand either...... Then the doctor snapped...... A slap in the face

Yuwen Xiuce: You won't just go to see a doctor like this......

Author: I said that I didn't wear or bring any clothes when I came to Siberia, and I have to say it a few times!

Yuwen Xiuce: Then you go buy one...... The most unfortunate hospital is also a hospital gown to wear......

Author: I'm not a pervert, of course I'm wearing a hospital gown!

Yuwen Xiuce: Forget it...... I'll just treat you as if you're not a pervert...... You're dressed, why is that lady still beating you?

Author: She asked me where I was uncomfortable...... I'll show her......

Yuwen Xiuce: ......

Author: So I'm innocent!

Yuwen Xiuce: Then why does your other half of your face also have a slap print?

Author: I think it may be that it is inconvenient for the female doctor to see this situation, so I changed to a male doctor......

Yuwen Xiuce: You are so bad that you meet a straight man, or you will go directly to the anorectal department, you know!

Author: Alas...... I want to be alone...... You go play the game......

Yuwen Xiuce: Don't be too distressed...... You can't have any meat-drama in the first place......

Author: Won't you comfort people, if not, just run for me, Maverick!

Yuwen Xiuce: When you talk about rolling calves, you have to say it well, with such a cold stalk...... Forget it, I'll forgive you for the sake of being frozen.