Chapter 721: Can't Blame Me!
"If an apology is useful, why do you need the police?"
Lin Fei blurted out that this familiar line had accompanied him through his childhood, anyway, he felt that it was perfect for the current situation.
Johnson listened with a confused face, and didn't know how to answer for a while.
"Come here!"
Lin Fei beckoned to Johnson, Johnson looked at Lin Fei in fear, but still walked over, and then Lin Fei took out a black thumb-sized pill from his arms, and without saying much, he directly stuffed it into Johnson's mouth, and raised his neck up, patted it and made him swallow it.
"Ahem~"
Ignoring the severe cough, Johnson asked in horror, "You...... What did you give me to eat?"
Lin Fei smiled playfully, "It's nothing, just let you taste my own exclusive developed pill, I call it an obedient pill, after eating it, I believe you will be very obedient, hehe......"
Seeing Lin Fei laughing so horribly, Johnson collapsed, he is not a fool, what kind of obedient pill is clearly poison, just like the scenes in TV series and movies, it is likely to be the kind of thing that will have an attack every once in a while, and if there is no antidote, it will die.
My God!
He actually gave me something like this?
This is a serious violation of the spirit of humanitarianism!
Johnson pointed at Lin Fei tremblingly, and scolded: "You... You... This is a violation of human rights and a terrorist attack against me......"
"Smack~"
A crisp slap sounded, and Lin Fei's hand was so happy.
I only heard Lin Fei say: "This slap is a reminder to you that the most unworthy of talking about human rights is you moldy people! The world is so chaotic, and it is not a good thing that you have done? Full of benevolence, righteousness and morality, in fact, the biggest rogue and terrorist country in the world today is your moldy country! Look at Afghanistan, Iraq, and the Middle East, what have you done to them? Farke......
"Papapa~"
The more he talked, the more angry he became, Lin Fei couldn't help but slap him several times in a row, and Johnson's face swollen into a pig's head in a blink of an eye.
He was very aggrieved in his heart, Lin Fei was right, but the problem was that it was not him who did these things, but the government of the moldy country! Even if he is now the FBI, he can't represent the government of the moldy country!
Therefore, Johnson felt that he was too wronged to carry this pot.
"This ...... Can't blame me......"
Johnson covered his face and looked at Lin Fei innocently, he wanted to cry without tears, but he was helpless.
"Don't blame you, who is to blame? Anyway, you are the only one working for the government of the mold country on the scene, so at this moment, you are representing the government of the mold country, and you can only blame yourself. ”
Lin Fei pointed at Johnson and said word by word, hearing Johnson collapse again.
"Alright. ”
Lin Fei pursed his lips and said, "Anyway, you have eaten my obedient pills, you have to listen to me well in the future and work hard for me, otherwise at 12 o'clock at noon every weekend, you will feel like being bitten by ants from the inside out, and the pain will be unbearable......"
"Huh?"
When Johnson heard this, his whole person was going crazy.
Mom, I'm really stupid, who is not good to provoke, I just want to provoke Lin Fei, the demon king!
That's right, Lin Fei is the Demon King! No, it should be the Devil!
A devil in human skin!
Whoever offends him will be tortured to death by him sooner or later, and he is unfortunate to become one of them.
Suddenly, Johnson's legs weakened, and he sat down on the ground with a puff, looking at the front with dull eyes, looking like he was loveless.
Lin Fei was speechless for a while when he saw this, he didn't expect that he just scared him casually, he was scared like this, he was really not a man.
After shaking his head, Lin Fei stepped forward and picked up Johnson, pressed against the wall, and said to him: "You don't have to be like this, you won't die after eating the obedient pill, let me tell you this, you just need to listen to my words and do things, this obedient pill will not only not attack, but also can make you rise again and become a man among men." ”
Rising again?
A man among men?
When he heard these two sentences, Johnson's heart was immediately shocked, and he looked at Lin Fei in disbelief, his face full of disbelief.
Really? Eating this thing can still be aphrodisiac?
Lin Fei looked at Johnson's look of disbelief, immediately smiled, pointed to Johnson's stomach and said, "Don't believe it, right? Take a deep breath and look at ......."
"Take a deep breath?"
Johnson was stunned for a moment, but he did it anyway, took a deep breath, and immediately felt an indescribable impulse arise from the dantian, and then rushed straight to his head, making him excited.
That's not all, his brother was even stronger in a second, almost breaking through the shackles and breaking out of the cocoon......
Suddenly, I miss that!
"Fake, that's so cool!"
Johnson was pleasantly surprised, and the feeling he hadn't felt in a long time made him almost crazy.
Since joining the FBI, the frequent reversal of day and night has seriously damaged his physical and mental health, and the most important thing is that his ability, which was originally barely qualified, was quickly worn out to the point that every time he was hastily withdrawn, or even ended in seconds.
That's right, my girlfriend, who has been filming for several years, said goodbye to him.
And Johnson, who lacks the nourishment of love, can only devote himself to his work, but the lack of love has caused him to slowly become perverted in his heart, and his psychology has begun to be distorted, and he is too obsessed with revenge against Smith, and he has fallen into a disgusting cycle of taking pleasure in it.
I have to say that just now, it was like giving a life-saving straw Johnson to pull him out of the sea of suffering.
"Cool, right?"
Lin Fei smiled playfully and said, "I said it all, as long as you are obedient and obedient, I dare to guarantee that within a month, you will regain your love, and there will even be a big beauty who loves you very much." ”
"Really?"
Johnson listened to it with drooling all over the place, and his mind was full of that passionate picture.
"Well, if you still don't believe it, I can sign a letter of commitment with you, if you can't do it, I'll pay you 100 million, how about it?"
"Ahem...... 100 million?" Johnson was scared enough, let alone 100 million, he didn't even have a dollar on him now, except for a few large credit cards, it can be said that he was penniless.
"Hehe, Lin Shao, no need, I believe you! really!" Johnson hurriedly said.
"Okay, just have your words, then I'll go. ”
After speaking, Lin Fei turned around and was about to leave, but was pulled by Johnson.
"Anything else?"
"That...... Lin Shao, how should I find you then?"
"You try to come to Beijing once a month, I'm at Jingcheng University, just call me before you come, this is my number......"
Lin Fei gave him his mobile phone number, and then the two agreed on some codes before and when they met, and then turned around and left.
Jenna followed Lin Fei closely and followed her downstairs.
"Lin, do you have a girlfriend?"
(End of chapter)