In just five minutes, Jamie Vardy snatched three headers from Big Toure and finally got a taste of what it means to be superior.

Vardy would never tremble with Toure and wrestle in the box, which is by no means his forte.

He always rushed a few steps after his teammates passed the ball, then jumped high and shook his head to attack the goal, so as to avoid being restricted by the opponent's physical confrontation.

Toure felt as if he had met the biggest nemesis of his career, and in front of Vardy, he was stripped naked like a girl, and he could be ravaged as much as he wanted.

In the face of high school forwards, taking advantage of the opponent's lack of flexibility to constantly gain position and space through a strong body, Big Toure will not fall into the disadvantage;

In the face of agile shooters, Toure, who is also nimble, does not suffer;

But now that I've met Vardy, I don't know what I'm supposed to do!

Vardy is extremely flexible and has excellent heading ability, and he can't limit himself at all, the fundamental reason is that he is too short!

Finally, in the 14th minute of the game, Rooney picked up a cross in front of the goal, Vardy rushed two steps and jumped high, pressing Toure's head to hit the ball, and the ball bounced off the ground and finally flew into the door of Lehmann's handle!

This is a very unreasonable goal, bullying the dead is not worth your life!

Jamie Gundy was so excited after the goal that he started soaring straight at the Emirates Stadium, and even though the whole world was booed, it still couldn't deter him.

With Arsenal ahead of Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium, the Manchester United players were also so excited that they rushed over to celebrate with Jamie Vardy.

However, before they could get to Vardy, Vardy gestured for them to wait.

Obviously, Vardy wants to celebrate the goal himself, he must have his own unique celebration and does not want to be disturbed by his team-mates!

Seeing Vardy's movements, everyone looked forward to it, is Vardy going to do things again?

If there is anyone in world football who can play tricks when celebrating the action, then it must be Vardy, which is Vardy who has won the game with teasing moves again and again, and it is by no means a waste of fame, let alone an uncomfortable wave!

What is he going to do this time?

It's Vardy's birthday, could his celebration have something to do with his birthday?

It's not like there's a cake hidden here, ready to score a goal and launch it to play a cake fight, this is the Emirates Stadium, not Old Trafford, and if he dares to do so, it is estimated that the Gunners fans will have to fight him by jumping off the stands.

With everyone watching, Vardy rushed all the way to the sideline cameras, grinned, and then swayed from side to side with his hands outstretched in a cradle motion.

Lullaby!

Jamie Vardy famously celebrated after scoring a goal – a lullaby.

At the '94 World Cup in the United States, in the quarterfinals between Brazil and the Netherlands, Bebeto scored the only goal of the game, and the Brazilian goalscorer's celebration was an ingenious lullaby.

Along with teammates Romario and Mazinho, Bebeto rushed to the sidelines and threw out his arms in a cradlabby gesture to celebrate the birth of his son.

This lullaby celebration has also become a classic shot in the World Cup and world football.

Later, many players also used this way to celebrate after scoring a goal, because their little prince or princess was born.

But no one expected that Vardy would actually adopt such a celebration today.

It's incredible!

Vardy became a dad?

I haven't heard of it, and it's not very realistic.

It's possible to be a godfather!

At present, it is recognized that Vardy's girlfriend is the football baby goddess Kisty, although the two cannot live together every day because of work, but it seems that the relationship is very affectionate.

The problem is, Kirsty didn't have a baby!

Kirsty is still at work, hosting the show as usual every week, and has never been absent.

Isn't it the birth of a child, but a pregnancy?

If it's just a pregnancy, then a cradlabby dance is too appropriate, and obviously stuffing the ball into a jersey to look like a big belly is more symbolic.

The question becomes more complicated, wasn't Vardy's child born to Kirsty?

The sense of the picture suddenly became plump, while Kisti was working hard, Vardy was secretly happy behind his girlfriend's back, and then the woman was secretly married and pregnant with Vardy's dragon seed......

This news is so exciting!

While a lot of football stars have a history of messing around, there aren't many clean ones in English football as a whole.

But when he had a wife or girlfriend, he made another woman's belly bigger and gave birth to an illegitimate child, but such a thing never happened.

The most important thing is that Vardy actually took the initiative to expose it!

He's going to heaven!

Scandal, proper shocking scandal!

The reporters were already like sharks smelling fishy, and they had quickly made up the whole incident in their minds, and began to write articles quickly, how to attract attention.

As for whether it's the truth or not, then no one cares!

Amid the boos at the Emirates Stadium, Vardy was still doing lullaby moves with a happy face, but the Manchester United players next to him were a little dumbfounded.

As good friends of Vardy, Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo and others have been with Vardy longer than Vardy and Kisti, and they have almost nothing to talk about, the key problem is that they really don't know that Vardy's illegitimate child was born, and they don't even know about pregnancy.

It wasn't until Vardy finished his lullaby that he turned around and wanted to hug his team-mates.

But as soon as the hand was stretched out, it stopped in mid-air, and the surprised expressions of his teammates stunned Vardy.

Why are you still not happy when I scored?

Why do you look like you've never seen me before?

At this time, Rooney and Ronaldo put their arms around Vardy and dodged the camera.

"Have you all had children?" Ronaldo and Rooney asked with concern.

Vardy was confused, completely unaware of what the two of them were talking about.

"I'm not married, I have a fart child!" Vardy said angrily.

Vardy had clearly not adapted to the European mindset, and in his perception that you could not have children without marriage.

In fact, in Europe, it is only a minority who have children after marriage, and most of them have already completed this work before marriage.

"And what do you mean by this cradle?"

Faced with the questioning of his good friend, Vardy only then understood what was going on.

In fact, Vardy really doesn't have children, and book lovers know this better than Vardy.

Today is Vardy's birthday, and the child's birthday is a mother's Good Friday, many people think of celebrating their birthday, but they never think about what kind of pain their mother will suffer on the day they are born.

Although it has been almost three years since he crossed over to Vardy, and Vardy's mother has become his cheap mother, Vardy can still feel a strong love for him from her.

Therefore, on his birthday today, Vardy chose to use such a goal to express his love for his mother.

20 years ago today, I was born, it was you who shook me gently to sleep every day with the cradle, you grew up with me every day, and you made me carefree with meticulous care......

Even if her true self doesn't enjoy all this, it doesn't prevent her from still being a great mother.

You must know that shortly after Vardy was born, his biological father abandoned their mother and son, and it was his mother and adoptive father who worked hard to raise him to adulthood, which has a lot of sadness.

But in any case, the hard days are behind me not!

Maybe someone else would have guessed Vardy's thoughts, but Vardy didn't care too much, he just wanted to express it.

He took the lullaby dance, which had already been determined, into a new one.

......

After the celebration of the goal, the game was able to restart, and even if the outside world was in a uproar because of Vardy's cradleball, the game was completely unaffected because the game was going on.

Falling behind, Arsenal began a massive comeback, they will definitely not be willing to lose at home to Manchester United, even if it seems that the competition for the league title is hopeless, but to be able to win Manchester United is also a very good self-comfort.

Hmph, what if you win the championship in the end? It's not like losing to us yet!

Of course, in the eyes of Arsenal fans, it would be nice if Manchester United could not win the title, or in other words, if all teams except Arsenal could not win the title, the Premier League trophy would be better awarded directly to Arsenal.

The crazy Gunners are attacking and for Arsene Wenger, the time to show Arsenal's true football is now the time for Arsene Wenger.

What is Arsene Wenger's style of play?

Beautiful, pretty, sexy, pleasing to the eye, and heartfelt pleasure.

When entangled with opponents, especially when the opponent is a super team, Arsenal may not be able to play such a wonderful scene, after all, football is not only exciting, but also more important wins and losses.

But now it's different, the scoreline is behind and they can put aside more worries and put their heart and soul into attacking passionately and playing the football that truly belongs to Arsenal.

Well, for Wenger's paranoia, Vardy is actually not hated at all.

If the world of football becomes the same, there will be no beauty at all, and no one will even enjoy the sport anymore.

All football styles come together to truly reflect the charm of football.

Brazil's samba football, Italy's chain defense and counter-attack, Spain's passing, Germany's European Power, and England's long-pass and X***T are the only ways to burst into passion when these genres and styles collide with each other.

Compared to Mourinho's pragmatism, Wenger is clearly an idealist, and it is with these idealists that football is even more beautiful.

Well, Arsene Wenger and Arsenal will continue to be in charge of being beautiful, and I'll be in charge of winning the title!