114 – Elephant Elephant, why is your trunk so long! (Ask for subscription)
"Hehe, indeed, you think too much, I won't comfort you." Ruan Meng pursed her lips and said
"Hmph, bad sister, don't love me at all." Hearing Ruan Meng's words, the soft girl turned over angrily, leaving Ruan Meng with a smooth back.
"Alright, let's go to sleep." Ruan Meng finally comforted, "Staying up late is not good for your skin." ”
"Cut, anyway, my skin is not as good as yours, if it's not good, it's not good." The soft girl pursed her lips, but closed her eyes obediently.
"Let's ......"
Ruan Meng turned off the light, and the room suddenly became dark.
……
The next morning.
"Rhubarb, are you still sleeping? It's time to come out to eat. Ruan Meng was holding a rhubarb lunch box in her hand, which was full of dog food.
"Wang ...... Woo ......"
Hearing the owner's voice, Rhubarb immediately got out of the dog house, quickly pounced on Ruan Meng, and stretched out his tongue to lick her......
Ruan Meng snapped, slapped Rhubarb's head, and scolded, "Don't stick out your tongue." “
She doesn't like being licked by dogs.
Putting down the lunch box, Rhubarb immediately changed his target and took a big gulp.
After a while, the dog food in the lunch box was eaten up.
And then...... Rhubarb stared at Ruan Meng with big round eyes and looked at Ruan Meng longingly......
"This guy." Ruan Meng shook her head, went to the room to get out the dog food, and arrived at another plate.
In this way, the rhubarb can be enough to eat.
……
"Sister, let's go see those guys who don't have clothes on today." The soft girl took a bite of the dumpling and said.
"Why, didn't you read it yesterday?" Ruan Meng swallowed the dumplings in her mouth and said.
"But we only saw a small part of it yesterday." The soft girl pouted, "There's still a lot I haven't seen yet." ”
"Okay, whatever you say is what you say." Ruan Meng nodded.
Half an hour later.
The two of them are once again at the cute zoo!
……
Elephant exhibition area!
Elephants, the most massive creatures on land!
"Elephant, elephant, why is your trunk so long......" Not far away, a small child's song was heard.
When Ruan Meng turned her head to look, she was dumbfounded.
I saw that a little boy with a potato head of four or five years old took off his pants, revealing his little dingding, shaking and singing!
This scene, seems familiar?
Where have you seen it? Ruan Meng thought in her heart.
"Wow, sister, that little boy is so shameless." The soft girl also saw this scene and covered her mouth in surprise.
"Hehe, what are you doing with your mouth covered?" Ruan Meng pursed her lips, "At this time, shouldn't you cover your eyes?" ”
"Ah...... Why? The soft girl asked cutely.
"Don't look at indecent things!" Ruan Meng rolled her eyes.
"But, sister, you didn't cover your eyes." The soft girl is not convinced.
"You're a little Lori, I'm an adult, can it be the same?" Ruan Meng pouted.
"Hmph, you know that you are bullying me with age." The soft girl pursed her lips and looked very aggrieved.
"Knock ......"
At this moment, it seemed that the mother of the little boy who was walking the bird noticed her son's indecent behavior and punched him in the head.
Suddenly, a large red bag appeared on the top of the little boy's head.
It looks like people want to reach out and poke it?
The little boy was beaten, not only did he not cover his head, but he didn't even shout in pain, which shows that this little guy is definitely used to being beaten.
After beating the little boy, the little boy's mother still pressed his little head to compensate everyone, "I'm sorry, everyone." ”
"No, nothing." Everyone didn't expect the little boy's mother to make such a fuss and said that it was nothing.
After all, a little boy of four or five years old, what is it to walk birds?
It's just open defecation, can you still beat him?
Not to mention, the other party's mother admits her mistake so well.
However, the little boy was upset, "Why do you want me to apologize?" I'm not convinced! ”
"Knock ......" is another round of critical hits, "You're still not convinced?" ”
"Of course I'm not convinced. I didn't do anything wrong!" The little boy argued.
"Hmph, I won't argue with you, I'll see how I teach you when I get home." The boy's mother grabbed the boy with one hand and left the scene.
When leaving, the little boy saw a beautiful woman, and his eyes immediately lit up, and he said, "Big sister, do you like milk or juice......
"Knock ......"
The little boy's words did not attract an answer from the big sister, but he suffered another critical attack from his mother.
"The old witch with a three-layer belly, if you beat me again, I'll turn my face with you?" The big bag on the little boy's head had fallen three floors.
"Bastard, what did you just call me?" The boy's mother was furious, and her hair was upturned like a Saiyan, but it was fiery red, and there was a fire glowing on it, like a hellish demon.
The little boy also seemed scared, and weakly replied, "I...... I mean, beautiful mother, please don't use violence at will, that ...... Not good. ”
"Humph!" In this way, the little boy's mother let him go.
"Sister, that little boy is so funny?" The soft girl took Ruan Meng's hand and asked.
"What's interesting?" Ruan Meng smiled and shook her head, "It's just a little boy who likes to spoof." ”
"No, I think that little boy will become a big man in the future." The soft girl said firmly.
"What? Do you also believe in the theorem that the little one who can make trouble is the protagonist? Ruan Meng asked curiously, "It's a pity, reality is not the anime world, in reality, I was so naughty when I was a child, and I may become a Black Snake Club when I grow up!" ”
"Hmph, how is that possible?" The soft girl didn't believe it, "I've read so many stories of great people when they were young, those people are basically different from ordinary little boys, and they like to mischievous, such as a guy named Huasheng Oton, who cut down the cherry tree in his yard when he was a child and became the president, and there is a man named Sima Guang who likes to smash the cylinder, and then his name will be immortal......"
"How? Am I right? A series of examples of several small stories, the soft girl proudly said.
"Huh...... I only know that Huasheng Odon you are talking about, his father is a big capitalist, with tens of thousands of acres of land and a large number of slaves, as for the person who smashed the cylinder? His family has been an official for generations, a proper second generation of officials. Ruan Meng said, "In other words, you listed a story of the rich second generation and the second official generation, so, what do you want to tell me?" ”
"Uh...... Is that so? The soft girl choked, and he really didn't know the background of the people he listed.
"Alright, don't think about it, let's go to the next area." Ruan Meng patted the stunned soft girl and said, "The taste here is too big." ”
Indeed, the amount of elephant excrement and the fact that the weather is very warm now that it stinks all at once.