Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Trouble of Red Wine
Amanda is wearing a black evening dress today, mysterious and elegant.
And under Amanda's careful dressing, Li Baoan was dressed in a set of white dresses, like a little princess, with short black hair and black eyes, revealing a different kind of charm in purity, which is also one of the reasons why he was surrounded by aristocratic young people as soon as he entered the venue.
Amanda has always been proud of her aesthetics, but at this moment, she regrets it to death, and before others have found out, she pulls Li Security Officer to escape and quickly leaves the venue.
"What the hell is going on? What happened? Finally, Security Officer Li was almost dragged by Amanda to a no-man's corner.
"Why didn't you tell me sooner if you weren't feeling well?" Amanda still says the same thing.
"No, that's good!" In order to show that he felt very good, Li Baoan even jumped up and down.
"Still jumping!" Amanda stared angrily at Security Li's white dress.
What's wrong? Li Baoan looked at it suspiciously, and was suddenly startled.
At this moment, the hem of the long skirt has been dyed red.
Li Baoan suddenly realized that MLGB's red wine!
Security Li got a little carried away, ignoring that not long ago he was just a skeleton, even if he was a skinned zombie a day ago. Life sucking only gave Li Baoan vitality to constantly improve and repair his body, but the life essence obtained by Li Baoan was not enough to make Li Baoan a fresh person at this moment.
The current Li Baoan is just a walking corpse on the surface, with pure and lovely little beauties on the outside, but they are actually hollow and have no internal organs.
Then the problem comes, the stupid lack of Li Baoan, let's not say that the lady drinks just a symbolic sip, how can she do it in one gulp? In addition, if there are no internal organs at all, the body will naturally not have organs to hold food or drink, and it will naturally be poured into it and leak out in a moment.
Li Baoan is most fortunate at the moment that he didn't dry the bottle, and even more fortunately, Amanda actually misunderstood, and Li Baoan didn't even have to find an excuse.
In this way, Li Baoan magically escaped from the suffocating ball, and Amanda was even more frightened and began to frantically tutor him the social etiquette of the nobles.
Hello brothers, a mouthful? Amanda felt at this moment that this little girl who looked weak was stronger than her aura as a paladin.
At this time, Amanda was also sure that the beautiful goblin knight did not instill knightly etiquette well into this little girl, so Li Baoan tragically found that the result of a glass of red wine was to make the originally lively Amanda, even after work, become a housekeeper, reminding him all the time, don't do this, don't do that.
"Sophie, pay attention to your tone, as a lady, you can't talk about Lao Tzu all day long, and sound like a rude warrior." Amanda's brow furrowed.
"Uh...... That...... Mother? Li Baoan asked tentatively......
"Mother? Oh...... Oh, my God! Amanda became weak.
With the presence of Amanda, Li Baoan constantly reminded himself that this body was a girl, so don't show too many flaws. Because this is the sacred heaven, the headquarters of the Temple of Light, if people notice something unusual, God knows if they will be hung up and burned alive.
In order to survive, Li Baoan decided to endure it, Sophie is Sophie, you can't call yourself Lao Tzu, you can always call yourself an old lady, right? At least there is no rule in the knightly code that prohibits self-proclaimed ladies. Of course, it is also possible that the code for female knights has not yet been codified.
Amanda during the daytime working hours is naturally meticulous, but fortunately, Li Baoan does not need to face the Amanda who makes him feel depressed, and Amanda after work is soft and warm, which makes Li Baoan finally find a trace of warmth in this world.
However, such a good situation did not last long, because Li Baoan's balanced physique was soon revealed.
Originally, Li Baoan, who planned to live with a beautiful woman in the Divine Heaven, was eliminated in the attribute test of the temple.
The test of the Temple of Light is different from Andrew's simple test, and everyone who passes the test has the potential to become a living force in the future of the Temple of Light. And at Amanda's suggestion, of course, Li Baoan also wanted to hug his thighs and blend into the reserve team of the Knights of the Temple, and it was said that he would come out as a civil servant, and the package would be distributed.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he saw the huge magic crystal in the hall that was as tall as the two of them, Security Li Baoan's heart suddenly cooled. Anyone who was qualified to come here for the test was a student with extremely outstanding light magic attributes, looking at the huge magic crystal, it flashed with holy light again and again, almost blinding Li Baoan's dog eyes.
Finally, it was Baoan Li's turn to go up to the test, and with Amanda's encouragement, Baoan Li came to the magic crystal with trepidation. The full-time priest was very easy-going, and said to Li Baoan with a smile: "Don't be nervous, just stand in front of the crystal, relax your body, don't think about anything, just accept the call of light." ”
Relax again! The last time I relaxed, Li Baoan scattered into a pile of bones...... And now it has become a hollow zombie with skin and flesh...... Perhaps, probably, there will be a little bit of change? Li Baoan secretly hoped in his heart, after all, the power of the Temple of Light is really huge, as the saying goes, it is good to enjoy the shade under the big tree, and you don't hug your thighs, who wants to wander around, Li Baoan is not stupid.
Of course, he was also worried that he would show his feet in front of this huge magic crystal, after all, he was an undead creature. However, even getting along with the paladin day and night, the paladin didn't notice anything, he naturally didn't believe that this dead thing could detect anything, after all, it was just a crystal for the magic attribute test, and it was just a primary test for all students.
The reason why Li Baoan is so relieved is because, since leaving hip-hop, only the elf girl Edifier Qingge said that there is a very uncomfortable feeling, at least so far, no one has ever suspected him, don't forget, he is now in the headquarters of the Temple of Light all day long, if there is a necromantic breath on his body, he would have been hung up and barbecued.
There is no disappointment without expectations, and with expectations, there is also doomed to disappointment.
Standing in front of the huge magic crystal, presiding over the sacrifice of the test, urging the magic crystal with the power of light again and again, he was so tired that he was sweating on his forehead, and Li Bao stood there quietly, like a stone.
"It can't be! It's not scientific! The priest screamed incredulously.
Impossible, there are more unscientific things, Li Baoan looked at the sacrifice sympathetically, as if another Andrew was standing in front of him alive.