CHAPTER 262: HOT-LIKE-ME!
"The wonderful first half is over! The Sacramento Kings led by five points at halftime at home and went into the second half with a score of 66-61! ”
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"The Kings have maintained their offensive firepower that has been quite manic throughout the season until now, scoring 66 points in the half, and if nothing else, the Kings will score more than 120 points today!"
The on-site commentary is quite exciting, today's game, although the opponent the Kings played against the Bucks is definitely not a strong team, but being able to see the King's wonderful offensive performance at home is also worth the ticket price.
"It's worth noting, though, that the Kings' defense is still terrible. The Bucks are a team that focuses on slow halftime positional battles, and after halftime, they also scored 60 points above the Kings. This kind of defensive performance is definitely not up to par, and the Kings' defensive problems are still continuing. ”
"If the Kings can't solve the problems on the defensive end, the Kings will probably repeat the mistakes of the offensive powerhouses that history is known for. In the regular season, you can play a good offense, win some games, and if you can break into the playoffs, you will still fall into the sand and do nothing. ”
"But compared to last season, and the pundits' predictions before the start of this season, the Kings have already given us too many surprises! This young team has a lot of future to splurge, and now they are starting to realize their potential on the offensive end, and when they can practice defense, it's the Kings' world! ”
There is a considerable degree of subjectivity to the home commentary, and the regular season is nearly halfway through, and the Kings have just over 50% of the record. Although this is due to the fact that it is in the Wild West, it is clear that there is still a gap between the record and the famous offensive powerhouses in history.
Not to mention anything else, let's just say that the Suns a few years ago, under the leadership of two-time MVP Nash, were also bursting with offense and defense. But the Suns' firepower is strong enough, and it is stable enough to last for a long time, and it has created countless achievements in the regular season, and it is already one of the strongest in the West.
The current Kings are not comparable to the Suns at that time, and the tactics on the offensive end are completely different.
If you have to compare, this king is a little similar to the Black Eight warriors of the year, there are a lot of nerve knives, and even the invincible calf can be killed if the attack is smooth, and the attack is disjointed, uh...... There's nothing left.
"Good ball, good ball! Keep up the good work!! ”
On the way back to the locker room, Westphal was in a good mood, high-fiveing and encouraging his players along the way.
This season, being able to do this is enough to surprise most people. Don't ask for more things for the time being, it will come naturally, the time has come, and what should come will always come.
Westfaal, thought so.
"Hairstyling Brother!! Sign me for it!! ”
Walking to the entrance of the player's tunnel, the shouts of fans sounded in Gu Yu's ears, but he didn't even look at the stage, he just walked over, holding a bottle in his hand, and from time to time he reached out to dig something out of it and put it in his mouth, eating happily. He kept muttering, "No time, no time!" ”
“…… Hahaha! Hairstyle brother, like a fake hairstyle brother! Hahaha!! ”
After more than a season of familiarity, Gu Yu has gradually conquered these discerning fans in the imperial city. Gu Yu was so rude, everyone was not in a hurry, and they happily gave Gu Yu a thumbs up.
"It's delicious, I'll have some too!"
Beside Gu Yu, Cousins also stepped forward and reached out to dig some hot sauce from the bottle to eat. As soon as he entered the mouth, his face changed, and he was flushed in an instant, grinning his teeth spicy, but he still enjoyed it.
"Who else has hot sauce??? My hot dog is so lonely and waiting for its hot sauce ahh ”
In the stands, I don't know if it's a fashion, many Gu Yu's fans also have a bottle of hot sauce in their hands, dip a little bit of everything they eat, and pant one by one, but they will have to take a little bite.
What's more, avid hot sauce lovers even want some hot sauce for popcorn ice cream, and Evans is dumbfounded.
"Aren't you crazy......???"
Silently signed a few names for the fans, Evans watched the scene of everyone sharing hot sauce, and he had nothing to say, shook his head and ran away.
"Good! ENTERING THE HALF-TIME TACTICAL ANALYSIS PERIOD, THANKS TO THE EXCLUSIVE TITLE OF LOUISIANA HOT SAUCE, SPICY AND STRONG, HOT-LIKE-ME! ”
Commenting an advertising slogan, the scene was brought to the studio, and the experts analyzed some classic tactical combinations in the first half, and there was also a huge model of a hot sauce bottle in the studio, and the people watching it were ridiculous.
“…… It's on fire, it's on fire, it's on fire completely! Hahaha!! ”
On the side of the stands, Kaunas was ecstatic, turned his head and dug up some hot sauce from the bottle in his hand, and stuffed it into his mouth without knowing what it had touched.
When signing the contract with Gu Yu, Kaunas was not so much interested in Gu Yu's fiery temper and the compatibility between the new product "Hot Spicy Sauce". It's better to say that I am holding my breath in my heart, wanting to prove to those old stubborns in the company that my ideas are absolutely correct.
However, what even Kaunas didn't expect was that Gu Yu stuffed hot sauce into his mouth, then opened his mouth to breathe fire, and came to the stadium in a flash, and sprayed opponents, away fans, ill-intentioned reporters, and demeaning ball critics.
Especially when he returned to the studio at the end, Gu Yu ate a bite of hot sauce, said "HOT-LIKE-ME" to the camera, and then opened his mouth to spray fire, which was directly played by everyone. All kinds of PS and various stalks emerged one after another, which triggered an Internet boom for a while.
The exposure of the products is getting higher and higher, and the sales volume is naturally rising. It is about that the taste of modern people is getting heavier and heavier, and this spicy hot sauce, which is known as "only for spicy experts", has completely opened the market in half a month.
Kaunas then flexed his business acumen and signed contracts with the Sacramento Kings and local television stations, making hot sauce readily available throughout the arena, and even the cheerleading girls who hit the stands with air guns during halftime performances were specially packaged hot sauce packets in soft packaging.
With the hot performance of the cheerleading team, a hot storm gradually became popular in the United States.
A series of operations have further increased the popularity and market share of the "Louisiana Hot Sauce" brand. Louisiana, which was originally one of the three major hot sauce brands in the United States, has gradually opened up the momentum of the other two brands.
The slogan "HOT-LIKE-ME" is catchy and easy to remember, and it makes people feel like they are on fire, and even sparked online discussions.
"Much better than the official Kings slogan! If I can be as spicy as a hairstylist, where will the field not be trampled under my feet??? ”
Similar remarks have emerged one after another, and Petri has begun to think carefully about whether to simply change the team's season slogan......
Time continued to fly by, and the Kings continued to soar on the offensive end, averaging points per game to surpass the league's well-known offensive powerhouse and rank first in the league.
But the Kings' defense is really choking, although there are factors that affect the speed of PACE, the more rounds, the more points the opponent scores. But it is undeniable that the defensive investment of the Kings players is indeed not up to par, often the opponent has just shot, and the ball is not scored or not, and the Kings players have begun to sneak away.
"Tyrek Evans' advancing skills are becoming more and more proficient, DeMarcus Cousins' cross-court long passes are becoming more and more accurate, and the rest of the Hair Brother, Garcia, Thompson, Marcus Thornton and others are all kinds of sneaky and crazy points grabbing, which is as terrifying as locust crossings."
In the sports commentary program, "Sacramento Hot Storm" has become a hot topic, and countless experts are analyzing the hot whirlwind set off by the Kings in the national basketball circle.
"I know, a lot of people think that the Kings don't have defense, they can't go far, they can't win championships, and so on. But please pay attention, this king, such an age structure of players, should really go for the championship? ”
Expert Bill Simmons has become more and more admired for the King, putting aside the championship theory and analyzing it from the perspective of ornamentation: "I watch the King's game, and it feels like a pleasure. And the expressions on the faces of the Kings players and the reactions of the fans in the stadium let me know that they are enjoying the game. ”
"If you can't even enjoy a basketball game, then it's better not to play, isn't it??"
There is a lot of support for this argument, but there is also a lot of market for it.
"I've never seen a team without a defense get so much praise."
The cold-faced celebrity Jerry West's face was pale, his brows were furrowed, and he said with disdain: "Everyone only looks at how the game is, and doesn't look at what kind of basketball is the 'winning' basketball at all, this trend is really not good." I think I can understand why everyone says the NBA is becoming more and more like a show! ”
A show, good-looking, just do, isn't it?
But basketball is definitely more than just a show.
All the king's generals understand these truths, Gu Yu understands, Evans understands, Cousins understands, and Westfal understands even more.
But improving defense doesn't happen overnight.
Some of the pundits, the fans, and the reporters have lost patience with the Kings' sloppy defense.
But the Kings management was patient.
The reason is simple:
"Box Office Bulletin! The Sacramento Kings have record home attendance! ”
The box office is really good! Who cares what the hell is defending!
"Long live my cousin!!"
To thank the Kings for their contribution in helping to promote the product, Kaunas asked the Kings to give the whole team a hard time after the ad ran for a month.
Halfway through the new season, all teams have entered the playoff preparation stage, and the bad team that accompanies the prince to study has already thoroughly studied the rookies who will participate in the draft next year.
Kings fans are delighted to find that their home team seems to have a good chance of making the playoffs!
However, a vicious battle came at an unknown time.