Chapter 100: Professor Yang Yongxing, who loves electric shocks [100 chapters for subscription, for collection]
"Oh, hello boss, I'm here to buy something." Lin Xuan nodded and walked in with Xia Lan, in which the boss's gaze stayed on Xia Lan for a moment, but quickly swept over, what he really cared about was the white cat, but because of Lin Xuan's relationship, he didn't observe too much.
"Oh, Lin Daoyou can come to me to buy something, that's really good." The fat boss nodded, while Dongfang Chu was wearing a similar costume to Lin Xuan and said hello to him, and Lin Xuan chatted with him here.
"Looks like you're doing a good job." Lin Xuan said, and then the white cat jumped down, it wanted to pick some snacks here.
"Ah, it's average. There are more and more people in this town now, and it's becoming more and more difficult to control, and there are always some people who want to make big news, such as the aging demon recently, and the people who have come into contact with him, the lives are slowly disappearing. "The East is spitting bitter water at the beginning.
"Is that such a?" Lin Xuan asked, he missed two lines of poetry at that time, "But it seems that everyone likes you very much." ”
"That's my invincible personality charm, after all, to eliminate harm for the people, by the way, do you have that dog's phone, tomorrow I will ask it out to brush up on a copy, and call a guy who only has electric shocks in his head, and it is insured." Dongfang Chu said.
"Puppies? In fact, you can go to Mayor Ren Jie's place during the day to wait for the rabbit, and he usually goes there during the day. Also, Yang Yongxing, the electric shock maniac, seems to be called this, it's quite interesting, tell me about it. Lin Xuan said as he walked in the direction of the food area, thinking about buying more milk.
"Oh? Don't you know? That guy is not interesting at all, he belongs to the kind of problem with three views, some children just play games normally, he wants to say that the child has Internet addiction, and he has to treat the child with extreme electric shocks, hey, it's crazy. "Dongfang Chu put on gloves, he came on a motorcycle.
"It's so bad, then quickly beat it to death." Lin Xuan said.
"There are two big problems, first, this guy claims to be a professor, unites the child's parents, convinces them, and the parents agree to the treatment, and the children are beaten into tricks, and they keep calling the child without saying that they have a problem and are cured." Dongfang Chu looked very angry, "Second, I can't beat him." ”
"That's the point." The white cat and the green parrot came out with a bunch of snacks, expressing strong condemnation, and at the same time, they also said that they would help, which made Dongfang Chu look at Lin Xuan, Lin Xuan nodded, "They are very reliable, especially this cat who loves to die in front of me as much as you do." ”
"But just in case, boss, do you have a bigger piece of paper here?" Lin Xuan looked at the chubby boss, the boss nodded, took out an A2 paper from the drawer, Lin Xuan folded it into a flying sword, and then flashed a little streamer through his fingertips, and added a bunch of formations to it very skillfully.
"Ahh Lin Xuan threw the paper flying sword to Dongfang Chu, who nodded, "Thank you." I haven't seen you for a day during the day, I heard grandpa say that you went on a trip, called ...... Hell Fortress, I still have the heart to come out at night, this little girl is...... Let's go first, goodbye. ”
After saying that, Dongfang Chu rode on the motorcycle and immediately flashed people, obviously feeling pain from traveling around the world after his death last time, Lin Xuan watched him leave, and it could be seen that Dongfang Chu liked this town a little, not just for the sake of performance and future upside.
At this time, there were only a few guests left, Lin Xuan Xia Lan, which made the white cat a little puzzled, "It looks like you should be very powerful, since you have everything to sell, why are there so few people." ”
"Probably because of the bad location." The fat boss didn't care much about that.
"Then why not pick a good location?" The white cat asked.
"That's why...... By the way, Lin Daoyou, what are you buying here, you won't come to me just for these snacks. The fat boss looked at what Lin Xuan was taking and said, Lin Xuan shook his head, "This is not a small snack, this is the ration of salted fish, both mentally and physically." ”
"It's a very interesting statement, it's worthy of Lin Daoyou, there is nothing else?"
"Yes, do you have fighter jets here?" The green parrot asked.
"Wow, the talking monster parrot...... Wait, parrots are meant to talk...... Ahem, do you think there's a fighter plane in my little shop? The fat boss said.
"Of course I have, but I don't seem to have much money right now, so it's really troublesome." Lin Xuan suddenly realized this, which surprised the fat boss, "It's okay, just wait for Lin Daoyou to come back when he has money." ”
After speaking, he took out a large plastic box, on which was clearly written Audi double diamond, and inside was a small fighter jet, which made the green parrot unhappy at that time, "I don't want a children's toy fighter jet, I want the kind that can really drive into the sky and shoot cannons!" ”
"You haven't tried it, how do you know this thing can't shoot?" As soon as these words came out, Lin Xuan's eyes lit up, and his eyes widened rarely, "My God, this thing is actually ...... You're not going to sell this, are you? ”
"yes, it's a lot more expensive than the other toys in the store, but I think it's cheap." The fat boss sat down and said, Lin Xuan can clearly see through the transparent plastic that this is an aircraft that still needs to be assembled, on the surface it is a toy, but in fact, this thing is a miniature version of a fighter jet!
"Wait, could it be that these snacks are also ......" Lin Xuan has always refreshed other people's three views and understandings, and today is also a rare confusion, he opened a bag of potato chips, observed them carefully for a while, and then threw them in his mouth, "You can still play like this!" ”
Because this packet of potato chips has the ingredients of a big medicine. Are you still distressed that you don't have cultivation resources? Do you still feel that you have bad qualifications? Still feeling like you need help breaking the bottleneck? What kind of pill do you buy, eat a pack of potato chips!
"That's right, there is this kind of operation, this is probably to find someone who is destined, in fact, if it is not Lin Daoyou, it will not activate the medicinal effect immediately, these medicinal effects will slowly exist in the body of the consumer, and it will only have an effect after a long time." The fat boss said.
What is a Virtuous Person? This is a person who has attained the Tao, and will always do something that is very high!
"Serve! If you don't even accept the grandmother when you cross the street, I'll obey you, and then I'll open a shop in my Pure Land of Bliss. Lin Xuan said, let the white cat get more snacks, and also told Xia Lan to eat more potato chips in the future, which is beneficial to the body.
"If you want to promote breast enlargement, I recommend you to eat more of my special ice cream, and there is also the Pure Land of Bliss...... Those Taoist friends in the group have mentioned it, it seems to be a plan of Lin Daoyou, I'm looking forward to it. The fat boss said, and then Lin Xuan put all the things he bought today in his pocket and said goodbye to him.
The white cat looked at Lin Xuan's pocket, a little painful, if what this guy said was true...... After that, Lin Xuan didn't take out a door from his pocket, he took out a fighter jet directly from his pocket, and asked if you were afraid!
"Who is that guy, wait, he won't be who you say......" The white cat's eyes widened.
"Yes, this is another hidden power of Purple Mountain, when Xia Lan was threatened that time, he actually planned to make a move, but I was one step ahead, and found me yesterday and said some thoughts and guarantees, this guy is quite powerful, even stronger than those supreme powers of the Purple Cloud Master." Lin Xuan said.
"So powerful, can his assurance be effective?" The green parrot asked worriedly.
"Don't worry, he can't beat me." Lin Xuan said simply and rudely, Xia Lan didn't say much from beginning to end, but she kept smiling, and after having Lin Xuan's brother, she laughed more and more.
"Oh, Yang Lin, Boundless Daoist." When Lin Xuan passed by a street next, he saw a Boundless Daoist who was playing with Yang Lin, he accompanied Yang Lin to play over and over again, while instilling in her his own theory and knowledge of cultivating immortals, it seems that although this guy is lazy, he really has a set of skills when he is a master, and he is slightly stronger than himself...... Lin Xuan thought so.
"Brother Lin Xuan!" Yang Lin, who was fishing over there, happily ran over and hugged Lin Xuan's legs, "And classmate Xia Lan is also there, what a cute little cat and a little bird!" ”
"Hehe, hello Lin Daoyou." The Boundless Dao people showed an embarrassed but polite smile, as soon as he saw Lin Xuan, he would think of the twelve words "prosperous, strong, democratic, civilized, harmonious, and ......", and then felt a pain in the egg.
"How are you doing?" Lin Xuan asked Yang Lin, Yang Lin nodded, "En, the master is good to me!" Brother Lin Xuan also come to play together, a new playground has opened over there! I'm going to play with my master! ”
Lin Xuan was inexplicably unhappy when he heard it, he looked at the Boundless Dao person, ah, I really wanted to beat him!
What does it mean that the Boundless Dao people are looked at hairy...... Then his face changed drastically, and he rushed forward in an instant, grabbing the hand of a man in black, "What do you want to do to my disciples, take your dirty hands away, wait, the law of time, you are a member of the Divine Frog Clan!" ”
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