Chapter 333: Ready-made headlines
After Zhang Yu defeated the Grizzlies, he got the news that he won the "Player of the Month" in December again on the same day, only to see him put on a tone that made all the NBA players want to beat him, and used the cheat to say to all the young ladies: "Another honor that is better than nothing, how about you put this trophy?" ”
In the end, the fresh Miss Britney Spears got the real "Best Trophy of the Month", while the rest of the Miss Mess only got a "Made·in· China", although the real thing is the same as "Made·in· China", but the genuine product has exclusive shelling properties.
Last month, Jordan and O'Neal performed well, but compared with Zhang's average of 35.1 points, 8.2 rebounds and 6.2 assists per game, especially the all-win record, it naturally looked uncompetitive.
This season, Zhang Wei has only missed 3 weekly best so far, which means that he has won 6 weekly best and two monthly best so far, and he is almost able to send authentic trophies with cannon sound to half of the young ladies.
Dragonborn Sports' NBA database has been recording real-time data for every player since last year, with Zhang averaging 35.7 points, 8.0 rebounds, 6.1 assists and 2.8 steals per game in the first 33 games.
As long as this kind of performance lasts for another month, it will be enough for him to book this year's MVP trophy in advance; If this kind of performance continues, then this year's 6 months are the best, and he can't be all-inclusive.
At that time, he really had to hook up with a few more young ladies to send it, and it was quite troublesome to think about it.
The media is of course not interested in this, and the Lakers have finally won their 33rd straight game, and they have put themselves on a side by side with the legend, and it only takes one step to surpass it, which is the big thing in front of them.
The Clippers said it hurts, they really don't want to be this kind of background board!
If the Lakers break through history on their heads and win their 34th game, it will be difficult to turn over in the future, and they will leave a stain that cannot be erased for the rest of their lives.
Of course, the Lakers are happy to write a new history on their rivals in the same city, and if they make a breakthrough on a certain team, the sense of accomplishment is much lower.
The only good news for the Clippers right now is that this game is only one day apart from the Grizzlies, which means it's a back-to-back on the road, and that's the only trouble the Lakers have.
I don't know how I feel now, I was a little nervous in the last game against the Grizzlies, but today against the Clippers, I wasn't nervous, maybe we have won 33 in a row, right? ”
Zhang Qi began to pretend to be stupid again before the game, this kind of time when he is about to be super-god, he will always suddenly become low-key, which is of course to create a greater intangibility.
Well, he really doesn't have any pressure, 33 consecutive wins is a set goal in itself, and now that they have achieved this goal, they don't need to think too much about it, just play every game.
The Los Angeles Times, like most media outlets, chose to report on the second 33-game winning streak in NBA history on the day of the Lakers' game, which can be regarded as a warm-up for the Lakers to truly surpass history.
"The Lakers' locker room is the largest in the league because they have so many classic moments to remember, and every championship moment has been made into a mural and placed in the locker room, but the most obvious place is the famous history of 33 consecutive wins.
Of course, from this season onwards, two side-by-side murals have appeared in the most prominent positions, and the new addition is naturally the 74-win moment created by the Lakers last season, which contains all the players and coaching staff members of the Lakers last season.
It is conceivable that in the history of the Lakers, 33 consecutive wins and 74 wins can not only compete with the championship, but even have a higher status, because they represent the true heritage of the Lakers.
Soon, a new mural will appear in the Lakers' locker room, and it will be an inspiring and legendary record of the reliant streak that shook the past and the present.
Now, we don't yet know where the numbers in the mural will end up, but it will surely shine forever in our history.
"Dragonborn Sports" also wrote a special book on the legend of its own prince's winning streak, and almost didn't finish the entire headline page, so it was almost divided into two episodes to report.
Of course, serious authors will definitely not use these sycophants to water the word count, so it is enough to omit 10,000 words......
Zhang Wei said: He is not serious. On the day of the game, he was still making fun of O'Neal Jr. in the locker room, because this guy made a brain-dead bet when the Lakers won 20 in a straight game: as long as the Lakers surpassed the 33-game winning streak, he would tattoo his little brother.
"At this size, I'm afraid I can't tattoo elcome·to·the· United· States·of· America, have·a·nice·day, I think it's better to change the four kanji. Zhang Qi first mocked, and then handed little O'Neill a note with crooked handwriting, only to see the four big characters in the book: a thousand miles, and then told him righteously: "The meaning of these four words is similar to the sentence above, but the Chinese characters are broad and profound, so the words are enough to express it." ”
"Let's go!" Of course, little O'Neill doesn't believe it, even if the Chinese characters are broad and profound, it is impossible to express this sentence in just four words.
"Boss, do you want to tattoo that sentence?"
Xiao Zhengtai ran over and interjected a sentence at this time, but in fact, this was a slap on Zhang Qiu's ass without a trace, because only he could say this sentence in this locker room.
Zhang Qi snorted when he heard this, he is not as stupid as little O'Neal, can such a precious place be taken to adventure? Besides, even if he really tattooed it, he would take it and write "a thousand miles a day", instead of this large section of brain-dead English, and so many letters tattooed would not hurt him?
Harris was crying and laughing from afar, and the Lakers players were in the mood to discuss this kind of thing in the locker room before the game, but it also proved that they were really not nervous, after all, most people experienced 74 wins and championships last season, and they were just a little nervous when they were about to complete a 33-game winning streak.
But not nervous, not nervous, this game the Lakers are not sure of winning, the back-to-back schedule of the road will make today's Clippers the closest team to the Lakers, this is also their only chance to beat the Lakers this year, otherwise the final game back to the Lakers' home court, when the Clippers can only be killed by the city rival to four kills.
The Lakers' tactic today is to choose to let go of O'Neal, defend the other four, and not go head-to-head with the big sharks at their peak.
"An incredible 33-game winning streak, I can only congratulate them on becoming another legend, it's an honor that makes my mouth water!"
On the Clippers' side, O'Neal did not single-handedly destroy the Lakers' momentum, before the game he actually commented on the Lakers' 33-game winning streak, and that envious tone even a fool could hear. Although this mentality can be understood by everyone, is it really good to increase the popularity of others as an opponent?
On the contrary, it is Kobe Bryant Jr., although he has always been educated by various gods in the past two seasons, but the progress of this "most water dunk king in history" is obvious to all, his personal data and on-court performance have been developing in a good direction, and every time he is educated, he can be seen to have a small explosion in the next game.
"Everybody goes through difficult situations, I'm just like everyone else, and so is my team," he said before the game, "and I don't deal with difficult situations in a different way than a lot of people, I don't give up on myself, I just face him positively, find the problem, and try to solve the problem and get through it." ”
Zhang Qi also peeked at this little bastard before the game, and found that he was still 84 in ability, so he was a little relieved.
Cor would have said that before the game, and O'Neal would have been so depressed before the game, and that was because the Clippers had suffered a three-game losing streak.
The Clippers lost to the Pacers, Kings and Spurs in January, especially after being sandwiched into hamburgers by the Spurs' twin towers two days ago. Today's mood is just better, but it turns out that he encounters the Lakers who are about to surpass the legend, O'Neal really doesn't want to play this game that may nail him to the pillar of shame, how can he be in a good mood at this time.
The Lakers didn't know that O'Neal was at a mental slump, but Zhang Yu quickly found out that O'Neal looked groggy from the beginning, and there was a walking violation in less than 1 minute of the first quarter, although Mutombo's first shot after 20 seconds allowed O'Neal to grab a rebound and score his first opening shot on the counterattack, but the Sharks did not take advantage of the confrontation with Mutombo after that.
This is beyond everyone's expectations, although Lao Mu has been very rampant in the past two years, and he has to be taunted once he meets O'Neill, and he has to be ridiculed after he meets O'Neill.
However, Mutombo seems to have found a way to deal with O'Neill today, at least his defences around the front after the opening kick-off have kept O'Neill struggling to get a shot, is that the way to deal with O'Neal?
Mutombo himself couldn't believe that he could defend against O'Neal in front of him, he used to use it to deal with O'Neal in the past, but the effect has always been very average, this fat man is a flexible dead fat man, and the effect of defending around the front is limited to him.
But unexpectedly, his several rounds today have received miraculous results, and even after O'Neal receives the ball, he can not make a shooting action, this time Mutombo gave birth to the idea of "I am upgraded".
Whatever the reason, Mutombo, who finally came back in front of the big shark today, was almost so happy that he shook his finger before completing the block.
O'Neal's slump is not limited to this, after the middle of the first quarter, the fat man actually had another walking violation when attacking under the basket, and two consecutive turnovers in the first quarter were not common in previous games.
However, the Lakers' O'Neal performed worse in the first quarter, I don't know if he thought of the pain of the tattoo in the future, his two shots were all missed, 1 rebound was not grabbed, and there were 2 fouls, and he was replaced by Ben Wallace early.
Mutombo's side seemed to keep O'Neal frozen on the defensive end, but his own offense was also minus 18 degrees, and he also missed two shots, one of which was a layup in front of him, but he also slid out of the basket.
Zhang Yu did not take over the game in the first quarter when the interior offense was unfavorable, because Kidd and Finley were in excellent condition today, especially Xiao Zhengtai's breakthrough was like a divine help, and several difficult layups in the first quarter were magically put into the basket by him.
Finley once again showed his off-ball ability, not only making the Clippers anxious with frequent cuts, but also making the Clippers sweat with occasional shots on the outside. The Zen Master understands all too well how dangerous such a versatile role player can be by the side of Zhang and Kidd.
The score was 28:26 in the first quarter, and the reason why the Clippers trailed by 2 points was that Kassel, Jones and Kobe Bryant made accurate three-pointers today, and the three threw in a total of 6 three-pointers in the first quarter.
In the second quarter, O'Neal's condition still did not improve, and he missed 2 consecutive shots, and there was a technical foul in the breakthrough of defending Zhang Mao, and his giant palm like a bear almost slapped Zhang Qiu's head.
"Sorry, I really didn't mean to!"
O'Neill actually quickly apologized, because he was worried that this knee-jerk action would affect the relationship between the two that had just begun to improve.
The fat man didn't know that this sentence actually saved him, Zhang Mao was a very vindictive bastard, even if he didn't hurt him this time, he would have to use the "Los Angeles Elbow" to slam him back, so O'Neal's apology was equivalent to saving his own life!
In the second quarter, Zhang Mao began to strengthen his offense, which was the trouble of Kobe Bryant's three-point shot in the first quarter.
So, at the beginning of the quarter, Koala Baby scored 9 points in the first 4 shots, helping the Lakers widen the score gap to 8 points in one fell swoop.
The Clippers' home fans are starting to turn a bit, but this should be all Lakers fans who have mixed in, after all, this is a game that the Lakers are about to make history, and once they beat the Clippers, a new NBA winning streak will be born.
With 5 minutes left in the first half, O'Neill had already committed 4 fouls, and the Zen master had to replace him again.
As soon as O'Neal was off the court, the only threat to the Clippers at the moment was gone, and it caused a chain reaction.
The Lakers immediately expanded the formation by ten miles, and the three Clippers players who were in the first quarter missed 5 shots from beyond the three-point line, perfectly demonstrating O'Neal's containment, even if it was a sluggish O'Neal.
Zhang Qi hit 3 three-pointers in the second quarter, scored 18 points in a single quarter, and directly took away the poor Clippers with a wave.
At the end of the first half, the score was 65:48, and the Clippers could no longer keep up with the pace of the Lakers since they lost O'Neal, and only lasted for half a game to allow the Lakers to easily create a new history, a new history exclusive to Zhang Zhu.
After the Lakers dominated the confrontation in the second half, they naturally became calm, and both sides seemed to have no desire to continue fighting, and the very tacit handicap difference has been maintained at about 15 points.
Zhang Zhu and O'Neal both became spectators in the fourth quarter, and the game that made Zhang Zhu go from "reaching the top" to "becoming a god" ended in a hurry.
At the end of the game, fans on the TV said they hadn't seen enough.
Zhang Qi understands their mood very well, since the game is not exciting enough, let's use the press conference to make up.
But what he didn't expect was that in an interview after the game, Kidd actually came up with a riotous remark before him, and saw Xiao Zhengtai excitedly say to reporters: "I'm not a hero, but I fight with legendary heroes." ”
Zhang Yu was a little surprised when he heard this sentence when he passed by, can he get the skill of talking with him for a long time?
Of course, there are two or three cats around Kidd, and it's not interesting to talk about it.
Zhang Mao was different, as soon as the game ended, a large number of microphones with extremely discordant shapes came towards him, and the CCTV one almost hit him in his mouth.
"No, it's not God-possessed, it's just four balls in a row, you can think of it as a daily operation."
Zhang Fu's tone may have upset a Christian reporter, and soon a reporter asked him: "OK, now we know that you are an atheist, so don't you think that 33 seconds and 16 minutes, and today's 34 consecutive victories, are miracles that only God possesses can create?" ”
Zhang Yu knew that his tone might offend people, but he didn't have a good impression of this kind of stupidity, but now he has passed the stage of seeing who is scolding whom, so he still thought about it before saying: "There are obviously 10,000 religions in this world, but people always pray in one way. As he spoke, he pointed to the floor, "There is no religion here, only my own creed. ”
"Your creed? Well, can you tell us what it is? ”
"I've already told you in the new ad – surpass yourself, conquer yourself, conquer the audience."
It is estimated that only Nike likes to hear this, so another reporter asked: "Please, don't use advertisements to perfunctory us, we want to hear some fresh lines." ”
Zhang Qian thought for a moment and replied, "Well, my creed is - when someone says I can't do it, I will respond to them with an eternal creed: Yes, we can do it." ”
This time, the reporters finally nodded with satisfaction, this sentence was the first time they had heard it, and it seemed that there was a new word for "Dragonborn Quotations".
But you think that's the end of the koala's pretense?
Then you would be naïve, look at the word count!
Zhang Yu quickly glanced down and decisively continued his unfinished task at the post-match press conference, especially when he saw a beautiful Asian female reporter standing up and asking him a question, his first sentence made the fans in front of the TV hear a burst of cannons: "Your beauty will impress men, but the world will be shocked by my body!" ”
"That...... I just want to know...... After breaking an unprecedented 33-game winning streak...... Do you feel anything? ”
"A lifetime like this, no regrets in a lifetime!"
As soon as Zhang Mao's words came out, the press conference scene immediately flashed!
The reporters were excited again, this is a famous quote that can be used as a headline on tomorrow's front page, and they can take this sentence directly as a headline.
Zhang Qian glanced at the shy female reporter again, and finally found that as soon as she saw the beautiful young lady, the snacks seemed to be unbearable.
Is this really too sassy? Would you like to buy a big eggplant, or a small pumpkin or something?