Chapter Fifty-Eight: A Little Matter About Hair Loss
Orochimaru, who was immersed in the world of moon reading, was still standing in place in reality, and Bai Jue on the side had already placed Ye Naiyu beside him.
Obito leaned quietly under a large tree not far from Orochimaru.
"0517, you say, can he get out of this technique?"
"It's hard to say, this is a deduction from the technology side, in fact, I'm also curious about whether the immortality of the soul can be realized."
Obito looked up at the sky and suddenly thought of something.
"According to the future described in that manga, Orochimaru's immortal reincarnation ......"
"Obito, in all the worlds I've experienced, one thing is certain.
No soul that is separated from the body can exist as it does when the body was alive.
You see, even if it is Orochimaru's immortal reincarnation technique in the future, while replacing the body to prolong its lifespan, the soul will be irreversibly damaged in the reincarnation after rebirth......
Hehe, I'm sure that trying to use that method to get eternal life will one day make the soul dissipate. β
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In the thirty-seventh year of Konoha, Orochimaru, with the cooperation of Tsunade, succeeded in making Kato Broken temporarily stay in the world in the state of his soul.
Through the sealing technique of the Uzumaki clan, his soul was temporarily sealed in Tsunade's body.
In the subsequent battle, Tsunade Hime, one of the three ninjas, actually used the magic of spiritualization many times, and Kato's soul assassinated key members of the enemy forces many times, and the Second Ninja War finally ended with a great victory on Konoha's side.
And Orochimaru himself is even more obsessed with the research of the art of immortal reincarnation, and as the research progresses, the speed of consumption of the experimental subjects is getting faster and faster......
In the forty-second year of Konoha, in one of Orochimaru's laboratories......
Sarutobi Hizashi and Jiraiya looked at the few Konoha ninjas who had lost their souls in front of them, and looked at the long number of test subjects on the experiment record......
Jiraiya shouted angrily to his former teammates:
"Why would you do such a thing, Orochimaru?!"
Orochimaru smiled without any fluctuation in his heart, and looked at the experimental report in his hand quite smugly:
"Of course, to find a better way to extract souls.
After all, Kato's situation is a case, and there are not so many people in this world who can learn the art of spiritualization. β
Hizai stopped Jiraiya, who wanted to rush over, nodded and said:
"So, just for the sake of this ethereal ninjutsu development, do you regard the lives of your fellow people in a village as grass mustard?"
In reality, a small toad came to the location not far from "Madara Uchiha" and Orochimaru, and quietly lay in the grass to observe.
In its perspective, the "spot" that was originally leaning on the trunk of the tree suddenly disappeared, and the next moment, he was held in his hand.
"I said, it's late October, and no matter how warm the climate is in the Fire Country, there can't be wild toads in the woods...... Can't the props team of Myoki Mountain go to dim sum? β
The little toad struggled in Madara's hands and was finally thrown to the ground.
The toad's mouth opened at an uncanny angle, and a large hand reached out of it to support the ground, then a shoulder, and a white hair......
Zilai also crawled out of the mouth of the little toad very unscientifically, and then shook off the mucus on his body, and looked at the "spot" calmly......
ββ¦β¦ I said, can't you just find a place where no one is around, and then change your clothes and then come on the stage? β
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I just had the feeling of seeing Sadako for the first time, and I really wanted to persuade you to punch him back into the toad's mouth! β
Jiraiya didn't care about Madara's complaints, he high-fived his hands, then stretched his left hand forward, raised his right leg, and then took the pose of Kabuki:
"In the lower Miaomu Mountain, the white-haired boy is also self-serving!"
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Seeing that the other party was holding his arms, the eyes exposed in the mask looked at him with a caring and mentally handicapped look, and he also stopped his embarrassing performance, and said in a rare seriousness:
"Your Excellency, is that Madara Uchiha who suddenly reappeared in the Fire Nation a few months ago?"
Madara ignored him, instead holding out his fingers and counting them one by one......
ββ¦β¦ Feed! You ignore me like this, Uncle Ben is very embarrassed! Give me some reaction, bastard! β
"Madara" nodded and said:
"I'm counting, what should you call me?
Your teacher is Ape Fei Ri Chop, and that monkey is a disciple of the pillars.
So, ......"
Madara's outstretched right hand suddenly clenched into a fist, and his body disappeared into the whirlpool that appeared in front of his right eye.
In the next second, his fist slammed into the back of Jiraiya's head from behind.
"Give me a little respect! Don't you know how to use honorifics when you speak? β
Zilai also seems to have heard of the strange space ninjutsu of "Madara", which does not need to be sealed, he does not dodge or dodge, and quickly seals with both hands:
"Ninja. Needle ......"
Before the name of the move was shouted, Madara's fist suddenly stopped, and he turned his fist into a finger with curiosity, and pointed at his hair, which had also turned into a pinprick, and praised it:
"Nice ninjutsu! Ninja. Hair plus stunts? β
Jiraiya jumped angrily and turned to look at "Madara":
"Don't change my name!
This is the Needle Hide, the Needle Hide has memorized the bastard! It's the ninja method I created back then! β
Madara sighed and spread his hands:
"It's a great idea, but it's too restrictive."
He pointed to the shoulder-length hair behind Jiraiya:
"Hair-based forbearance, whether it's a thousand needles or a thousand needles, or your ground needle hides, although the practical effect is good......"
He walked up to Jiraiya, patted him lightly on the shoulder, and said very sympathetically:
"But if you use it too much, you will lose your hair......
It wasn't obvious when you were young, but at your age, you're around forty years old......
Usually, I am heartbroken because I get up early in the morning and see the strands of hair that have fallen out next to the pillow. β
Jiraiya nodded sadly, and suddenly looked at "Madara" vigilantly:
"How do you know? I clearly remember that the Uchiha clan didn't have this kind of ninja! β
"Madara" pointed to his half-length hair, which had been cut short, and said:
"This kind of ninja method is not too difficult in the first place, but it requires the caster's control of the chakra and his own hairstyle......
In fact, it was originally made up behind closed doors, ah no! In the months of penance in his acting skills, Obito used to look forward to this technique of Jiraiya, and he was thinking about how to learn this technique from this lustful uncle......
Then he was educated by 0517.
"Hair-like ninja? Hehe.
Let me ask you, as a personal disciple of Jiraiya, did he learn this ninjutsu? β
Obito scratched his head and thought about it.
"It seems that there really is no sigh! Why is that? β
"Nonsense, as a man, people will face the crisis of doom after middle age!
If you look at Jiraiya, why was he still short-haired when he was young, and the older he gets, the more reluctant he is to cut his hair?
The young man doesn't know how expensive the gold is, and he cries when he looks in the mirror when he gets old!
The hair is so long that you can control the hair around you to cover it up. β
ββ¦β¦ Why do you feel like you're lying to me because I don't read much! β
"Hehe, I lied to you?
Let me ask you, there are actually not a few people who know how to do ninja in the ninja world. β
βemmmβ¦β¦ It seems that it is, the fat man who was in the fog ninja before will. β
"Then have you ever seen a handsome guy or any female ninja use this kind of ninja?"
"Haven't heard of ......"
"You Uchiha clan thousand-year-old clan, this kind of ninja must have a collection.
Why isn't there a lot of ninjas who practice this kind of ninja?
Because it's ugly! The middle two clan can kill Matt, but they are never allowed to have a bald head or a stilt! β
ββ¦β¦ Why do you feel like our family has been hacked by you again? β
"Less nonsense! Let me ask you, is your teacher Bo Feng Shui Men stupid? β
"Not stupid."
"Is it handsome?"
ββ¦β¦ Anyway, I was often educated by Sister Jiu Xinnai because of receiving love letters. β
"Why didn't he learn Jiraiya's signature hair ninja technique?
Just look at the ape flying sun.
As a Hokage, he actually bowed to the top!
You said that since you are nicknamed Professor, you might as well shave bald and take a stroller and let someone push you.
The shinobi who bowed to the top has no majesty at all, okay? No wonder cats and dogs want to come to Konoha to do things! β
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Thinking of the wise and foolish teacher of Watergate, who was naturally stupid, "Madara" patted Jiraiya's shoulder again:
"Let's use this kind of ninja as little as possible in the future......
Otherwise, even if your hair is long and waist-high, I am afraid it will not be able to hide the emptiness and coldness above your head. β
Jiraiya wanted to cry bitterly, and nodded silently:
"No wonder, I've changed several shampoos in recent years......
Wait a minute! It's completely off topic by you! You ...... guy."
He angrily pointed at the Great Snake Pill where Mu Ran was staying in place and asked:
"What the hell did you do to him?"
"Madara" looked Jiraiya up and down with disdain:
"About us scientists, you are a writer who hits the street and tells you, can you understand?
Do you know the illusion of writing wheels? β
Jiraiya scratched his head, remembering the secrets of the Uchiha clan that he had mentioned when he was a teenager, and nodded.
"Since you know the illusion of writing wheels, I'll test you.
How many illusions are unique to the Kaleidoscope Writing Wheel Eye? β
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"Don't know, right? I'll teach you.
There are four kinds of things, and this thing should be remembered.
In the future, when it comes to Naruto's teacher, it can be used to pretend to be X. β
Zilai finally couldn't help it, and waved his big hand:
"Wait! When Naruto grew up, he naturally had Mizuto teach him.
As the master of Watergate, why do I still teach his son?
Besides, is it really good to tell me this kind of secret of your Uchiha clan just like that? β
He pointed to a pair of dead fish eyes of his own:
"Besides, I didn't write the wheel eye at all, okay? What's the use of knowing it! β
Seeing that Zilai was not enthusiastic, Madara sighed, showing great regret.