Now I'm terrible! I tiptoe and tiptoe, but I still can't stand tall enough, and there are people who hold their thighs, and I panic to find a chair and let me stand on it, and talk to everyone with a sour horse's face......

"In prison management, it is first necessary to establish a system; raise the fines to the maximum and intensify the punishment of the board; Put an end to the ugly phenomenon of men eye-to-eyeing with men; First, they should not eat tender tofu; second, ginger is still old and spicy; third, there is no strategy for prisoners, and extorting confessions by torture is the key to obtaining first-hand information; especially for those hooligans who smell worse than dog shit and are harder than stubborn stones; and it is necessary to increase the intensity of extorting confessions by torture and use violent torture to obtain confessions......

I talked for more than two hours, from the prison system to the rule of law for prisoners, and from torture to torture to physical and mental torture, and how to restrain the behavior between men and men...... He did not stop until his feet were numb and could not move, causing panic in his heart, and he still had a large basket in his stomach, which he had to store in for the time being, and then take it out when he needed it......

There were bursts of applause, and some people shouted: "Lord Qingtian, we all love you!"

As soon as I heard this, I was about to rush into anger! I had just talked about the problem between men, how could I shout such a slogan......

The prison stewards all smiled brightly at me, and some shouted: "Master Qingtian, your eloquence is the best, hundreds of times stronger than those corrupt officials!"

As soon as I got out of my chair, Phoenix stood up and beckoned, "Wait, I have something to say!"

Immediately there was a vicious attack, and some of them pulled their throats and asked, "Who are you? Is there a place for you to speak?" Don't stretch your dog scratch too long, maybe there is a cell here that is your ......."

Phoenix Hua was stunned and shouted: "Do you know who I am? As the wife of the Great Master of the Blue Sky, I also want to do my part!"

The whistle of "chirp ......" sounded...... There was also a group of people who shook their heads and whistled, and some of them scolded: "What kind of clown dares to come out and fart! Where it is cool, where to stay!"

If I continue to make trouble like this, I don't have any face at all, and I shouted in front of everyone: "Okay!" I moved my eyes to Phoenix Flower's face and said: "If people don't buy your account, they should come down!"

The phoenix flower was discouraged, and she couldn't get up and down from the chair, "humming and chirping" and shouting: "Lord Qingtian, are you hugging me?"

If I think about it carefully, Phoenix Flower is a talent, her greatest ability is not in this, and there is a very important tax system waiting to be studied, all of which are dominated by her......

So, in front of everyone, I walked over slowly, picked up the coquettish phoenix, and deliberately kissed her on the face in front of everyone......

The prison stewards whistled feverishly one by one, dancing and shouting, "Lord Qingtian, is she really your wife?"

What else can I say? The show was on display, and that's all there was to it, so I had to smirk and say, "She just told the truth." ”

"Oooh......" screamed for a while, and shouted in a mess: "I want to have a woman!"

It seems that the relationship is only temporary, and if there is a woman who also wants to marry one, it may be their current state of mind......

The matchmaker panicked and shouted in front of everyone: "Guys, be quiet, I am also the wife of the old man Qingguan, don't forget the resounding name of the matchmaker!"

When everyone heard this, they really gathered around, and one was more noisy than the other: "Matchmaker, can you introduce me to a daughter-in-law?"

I was dumbfounded when I heard it, there are more than 300 singles here, even if two men only introduce one, they have to introduce more than 150, where did so many women come from at one time?

The matchmaker was very proud, standing on the chair I was standing on just now, waving violently and shouting: "If you want to marry, report your name?"

A large number of people were arguing tightly, and the matchmaker couldn't hear a word clearly, so she thought about it for a while and said, "You can find a pen and paper, write your name and give it to me, okay?"

The whistle is gone, there is a panic everywhere looking for paper, it is a mess, it is less than ten minutes, the matchmaker has a large handful of notes in her hand, looks at the name on it, and says, "Let's get to know first, who is shouting, okay?"

I frowned, unable to find an answer. What is the matchmaker playing tricks on? Can she still pull the red line for so many people?

Phoenix Flower got out of my arms and whispered, "Don't worry about it yet, see how she performs, if she fails, people will screw her dog's head alive!"

I don't think the same as Phoenix Flower, how many years has the matchmaker pulled the red line, there must be a set of plans for her, just wait to watch the show, right?

After finishing it, Xia Dairen and the other five people couldn't close their mouths with a smile, and came to me to show off: "Lord Qingtian, great! We are going to have a wife; the time of sexual happiness will come soon!"

It seems that these bachelors are like widows, they can't wait for a second, they don't know if they are virgins if they are wet, have they ever enjoyed the pleasure of sex? Anyway, everyone knows it......

Phoenix Flower laughed at that strange sound, always thinking that the little became a young girl, always a;

Lu Cuihua echoed on the side and said a lot of emotional words: "It's not wet, what about your young girl? Will you be like a baby, holding her in your arms every day?"

His face was gloomy, and he complained with an expression that was about to rain: "Sister Hua, don't you still know? The young girl was fluttering and flickering, and she was captured by the black vulture in less than an hour by my side!

Of course, the phoenix flower has suspicions in her heart, everyone knows that young girls are not used to watch, and at the critical moment, it is necessary to solve the urgent needs of men, in this case, that is to say, the single is still unstained......

I didn't expect Phoenix Flower to use this sentence to make fun of herself...... The depression in my heart is getting darker and darker, slowly piling up into a mountain, and I can't get out of my anger at all.

The matchmaker's voice was louder and louder, and she could be heard from afar: "Guys, the critical moment has come, you must be prepared in your hearts, maybe tonight will be your most blessed day!"

All the stewards, each with brighter eyes than the other, secretly has his own plans, if it is a very beautiful beauty, even when it is time to run errands, you must grind it on the single bed, and don't let the sexual blessings slip away......

There are many people who have sweet dreams, and they all have such and such thoughts, all in all, the beauty has not yet arrived, and the brain that wants to be in the wrong can no longer shut down the galloping wild horse......

Everyone's mind seems to be swimming in the ocean of sexual happiness;

The surging hearts are "jumping" and beating, and the waiting time cannot be too long; otherwise, the singles will be suffocated.

I was also fascinated! I stared at the matchmaker with a pair of straight eyes, and I saw her two mouths turning over......

"Guys, men don't know what it's like to be a woman, and if a man draws a line with a woman early, of course he will lose the opportunity to make contact, but men know that what you have lost is the fragrance and the delicate affection of women, and even the marriage that comes from love; for this reason, I would like to ask, which of you has been in contact with women since childhood?"

There were a large number of stewards, all dumbfounded, looking at each other......

Finally, a young man in his twenties asked in confusion: "Sister matchmaker, my family lives in Phoenix Mountain, the neighbor's house next door, and the children of my age are all boys, and I can't touch girls, what should I do?"

The matchmaker shifted her gaze to the face of the other male butler and asked, "Is the same situation in your house?"

The male steward looked around and saw that some people showed supportive eyes, and some people shook their heads and told him not to speak. In the end, I thought about it, but I still had to rely on my own ideas, and said: "We have a fashionable baby baby there, and rich people have long been eyeing their newborn baby girls, one or two years older, three or four years old, and they can only wait for a poor family like me to give some money, and they can only wait; until now, they still haven't found it." ”

The matchmaker has a different view on this issue: "If you don't have money at home, you can establish a relationship between classmates and classmates, and slowly develop into a private lifelong ......"

Some people said: "Since ancient times, the marriage problem has been arranged by parents, and although children have opinions, they still have to follow this rule in the end......

Some said: "To be a man, you must be rich to have three wives and four concubines, live in a mansion, pay attention to food and clothing, and always have a large number of women around you to ......."

Others think: "You can serve as big a bowl as you have the ability, and if you want to compare, you can't compare!"

The matchmaker looked around, but no one objected, and then said: "That's right! The love between men and men is because of the long-term contact between the two parties, and unconsciously ......"

The stewards refused to admit it, and screamed for a while, scolding: "How is it possible?"

The matchmaker was about to lose her position, so she had to turn around and praise: "You are all good! I can't find a wife, I'll find a way for you." ”

Then, he said a big basket of beautiful words before throwing out a sentence: "The critical moment has arrived!"

All the singles, their eyes straightened, staring at the miracle that was about to happen......

I didn't see the matchmaker selling the guanzi, and I didn't pinch out the little with my hands, and took out a round thing from somewhere in the body, and gently threw it up in public, and gently fell down......

I saw with my own eyes that a small bud slowly grew into the soil, and that it grew higher and higher, slowly turning into a big tree, and that a beautiful woman's body grew on the tree pole......

The eyes of the singles were bright, and it seemed that they would not be so troubled to see the beauty of the tree, but with great effort, their eyes became blurry, as if they were becoming more and more profound......

This humble seed has grown into a tree, and the bachelors have always wondered where so many beautiful women are, and what are they doing with this thing now?

I want to talk about "Xiandao Shengzun" with more like-minded people on this frame, and pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~