Chapter 67: Electrocardiogram Induction

Seeing that Bingmiao and the three girls seem to be young and ignorant, but in fact, they are entangled in the obscure and intricate emotional relationship, and Yuwen Xiuce, who claims to be an emotional expert, can't wait to come forward and divide five by two to make it clear. After several patience www.biquge.info the pen, fun and pavilion, there was already a precursor to going crazy, and he had no choice but to pull out Chu Sanpang's classmate from the list of friends to extinguish the fire......

Just when Yuwen Xiuce opened the chat window with Chu Nengneng with a cheap smile, Bing Miao's gaze swept over unconsciously for a moment.

I forgot when I started, and I could vaguely perceive Yuwen Xiuce's thoughts.

The conscience of heaven and earth...... I'm a straight man ...... through and through! Your sister's author, Jun ...... Is this an electrocardiogram?! For such a romantic thing, can the object be replaced by a beautiful woman who captivates the country and the city?

Electrocardiogram induction, even if a random woman is arranged, is better than Xiuce!

Although I desperately tried to block out this feeling, it would suddenly appear in my mind, like a memory that lasted for a long time but was accidentally triggered, and like a switch that was turned on by a mischievous hand......

God must have played a big joke on himself......

For this matter, Bing Miao once quietly went to the hospital and did a DNA test of the relationship with Yuwen Xiuce's brothers, and the results were quite gratifying-mismatch!

[Yuwen Xiuce: Assi...... Is it so shameful to be a brother with a master! 】

Since he was sure that he was not picked up by mistake, or that he had been replaced by a child from the Yuwen family's civet cat, Bing Miao didn't think much about it. But as we get older, this perception becomes more pronounced.

Just like just now, Bing Miao could even know that Yuwen Xiuce was worried about his emotional problems and wanted to help him sort out the relationship, but he was worried and unwilling to make a move, and he felt all kinds of entanglements......

It feels ...... It's just too bad!

Especially even the other party claims to be a saint. Incomparably despise their own thoughts are perceived clearly......!

Fortunately, this inexplicable perception phenomenon basically only happens when the other party is thinking about issues related to themselves, like now Yuwen Xiuce is flirting with the little girl wholeheartedly, and this perception function is not working.

Really...... A blessing in misfortune!

Putting aside the emotion and luck Bingmiao, who was not good at this time, Yuwen Xiuce was looking at the chat window with a smile......

Someone who prides himself on starting a conversation tactfully and gently ...... raised his hand and sent a smirk. Said: "I said three fat people~~~"

[Author: Why did I suddenly think of Uncle Benshan's work...... It's over, Chu Nengneng's role is ruined! 】

The other party's reply came quickly.

"Get out!"

Yuwen Xiuce wanted to open his mouth to ridicule the pink socks incident during the previous meal, but after thinking about it again, he swallowed back the words when they came to his mouth.

"How's the game going? You, a heroic character who claims to be a female gang leader, why haven't you heard a sound since you were busy with the internal test? ”

I have to say, someone really isn't very good at chatting.

This time's reply came faster, it seems that the other party had already prepared in advance, and I didn't read the content and sent the reply directly, anyway, I didn't let go of the mistake!

"Get out!!"

If it weren't for the extra exclamation point this time. I thought Chu Sanpang had turned on the system's auto-reply function......

That's too fast, it's up to the speed of mainframe computers! How profound is that...... Hate, this rolling word is so slippery!

Get lost? Roll the sheets!

A sentence of complaining was held back, what Yuwen Xiuce was afraid of was not that the other party would scold him, but that what he was afraid of was a good sentence waiting for him......

Meat-Wen sentence of three years! The starting point is still reminded in red!

Even if it's not very glorious to be a chick, but as long as the author hasn't finished the book, it's good to have a hope~

Sentenced to more than three years, pinch your fingers, and when the author really finds out, he will graduate from college!

At that time, I was still a chick, and it was not terrible. The scary thing is...... My own girls are no longer chicks......

Shaking his head, he shook off the cranky content in his head. Yuwen Xiuce continued to chat with Sanfat with full attention.

"I know you want to help Da Fei, but the gang in the game is not the same as the cocktail party in reality......" Someone wandered around in a roundabout way, continuing to look for a tactful but appropriate topic.

"I know."

This time the reply was three words, but it was tantamount to the dawn of the night before the night, seriously guessing the thoughts of the three fat classmates at this time, and steadily sending a message that was enough to attract the other party.

"I have a friend. I can help you, but you can't say that I introduced her, because she chased me, but I ruthlessly rejected her, and since then I have hated because of love! ”

Although Chu Nengneng knew that Yuwen Xiuce was talking nonsense at this time. But the moment I saw the news, I couldn't help but smile.

"Don't be in a hurry to reply first, you take your time to get to know, if you don't need it, don't contact her, and don't tell me. Contact her if you need it! You don't have to tell me ...... either."

Chu Nengneng replied with two words on his face: "Nonsense!" ”

Yuwen Xiuze's reply came just as quickly, "Obey!" ”

"It is said that once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain, and there was an old monk in the temple who told the story to the young monk......" someone began to follow the order and talk nonsense.

"The old monk said that once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a nunnery on the mountain, and there was an old nun in the nunnery who told stories to the little nun......

"The old nun said that once upon a time there was a mountain and a temple on the mountain, and there was an old nun in the temple who told stories to the little monk......

"Here's the problem!" Yuwen Xiuce suddenly stopped and asked: "The old monk, the little nun, the old nun, the little monk, the temple, the nunnery, all the names mentioned in the story, what ......is behind all the things?"

What kind of relationship is it? It's still so naΓ―ve, even the meat jokes are so cold!

Chu Nengneng was disdainful in his heart, his fingers quickly typed the word "speed roll" on the keyboard, and he was about to click send, when the second half of Yuwen Xiuce's sentence was also sent smoothly.

"Which one appears the most in the story just now?"

Chu Nengneng looked at the screen and was stunned, this ...... It's an upgraded version of what you're more capable than you think......

You're colder than you think!

With a perfunctory attitude of playing games with children, Chu Nengneng replied, "Temple! ”

"It's a pity~" Yuwen Xiuce replied cheaply, "I'm afraid this listener won't be able to win tonight's grand prize - a copy of Yuwen Xiuce's autograph, it's a pity!" ”

"What's wrong?" Chu Nengneng's instantaneous curiosity overwhelmed the complaint about using someone's signature as a prize**. He asked.

"The answer is-mountain~" Yuwen Xiuce gloated, "You don't need to count to guess." It's a pity that this listener missed out on such a huge prize, tsk, mourning~ As a consolation prize for participating in the Q&A, you will get a precious chance to flop the brand from Lord Yuwen Xiuce! ”

"Hmph. If you continue to be so cold, sooner or later someone will be sent to Antarctica to solve the problem of melting icebergs! Chu Nengneng complained.

"Your physics teacher taught you!" Yuwen Xiuce was very dissatisfied with Chu Nengneng's remarks just now, "What do you mean by sending me to Antarctica to solve the melting problem of icebergs?!" Won't the icebergs of the Arctic melt?! ”

"What does this have to do with whether physics is taught by the chemistry teacher......" Chu Nengneng was full of black lines, "This is obviously a geography problem!" ”

"That's right, it's a matter of geography." Yuwen Xiuce was ashamed, "Can I not know? Actually, I'm testing you! ”

Faced with thick-skinned people, they often fall into this dilemma. You pick and slash all kinds of attack moves, and the opponent can easily eat the face with defense close to infinity, and bounce back a little recoil. made himself too thin-skinned and too upright, and he was hurt......

Fortunately, Chu Neng has summed up a set of the best means to deal with Yuwen Xiuce after years of training, that is, ignore him!

Sure enough, after less than a minute of silence, someone sent a confessional emoji, with an automatic change of topic, and began to talk about something more normal......

Recently, Chu Nengneng's mood has not been very good, putting aside the yearning and pursuit of young people. At the moment, the most direct problem is the gang problem in the game.

In a word, it is difficult to chase the horse. Since he agreed to Da Fei to serve as the helper in front of everyone, Chu Nengneng didn't have the idea of having a good time playing the game. It would be even more perfect if you could learn what a person who has been addicted to this path for nearly ten years is thinking through playing the game.

It's just that what happened next was a bit unexpected for her.

The closed beta did not successfully form a gang. But this is understandable, after all, Yunzi is the only one in the whole server who has done this, and so many game masters have fallen to the step of subduing the gang guardian beast. As a newcomer in the game industry, I also have a clear understanding. There are some things that you can't be in a hurry for a while, and that's not the attitude to do things.

So although the gang was not successfully established, Chu Nengneng still continued to work hard in the direction of a qualified leader. Team activities in the state of grouping, organize and build a gang system in advance. Preliminary screening of gang cadres and incentives one by one.

Accomplishing these things gives Chu Neng a sense of accomplishment in her work, but at the same time, the game itself really doesn't bring her much fun, and she can't even get anywhere else from the game that attracts her except for the beautiful graphics.

A good gang leader is not necessarily the strongest one in the whole gang, but at least one of the strongest people in the group.

Chu Nengneng has little confidence that he can do this......

According to the self-analysis and judgment during this time, even if you spend a lot of time and energy, you can only be at the middle level of the whole game......

Putting aside technology and relying purely on your own personality charm to gather a crowd?

Maybe Da Fei planned it this way, and maybe he could do it easily, but that inexplicable self-esteem did not allow him to compromise easily.

At this moment, Yuwen Xiuce, who had suddenly had no gag with him, suddenly sent a message in a serious manner.

"When it comes to doing things, it's always good to have a perfect heart. But sometimes more realistic problems come your way, and what if you can't do everything you envisioned? It's a very unpleasant thing, but you have to find a solution......"

Whenever Yuwen Xiuce spoke like this, Chu Nengneng's thoughts seemed to go back to a long time ago, when a group of little children surrounded someone, laughing and playing without scruples......

At that time, everyone was also dissatisfied with anyone, forming gangs for three days, a small fight, and a big trouble for seven days, and there were even those who did not pay attention to asking for help from the older brothers and sisters in the family, and even begged the head of the family to come forward.

But no matter how everyone fights and makes trouble, no matter which gang or faction has the advantage or dominates the king, above them, there is always an existence that makes everyone powerless to resist, even if he is not afraid of the sky and the earth, he is not afraid of anyone who dares to pull a shelf and start a fight, and he is as gentle as a kitten in front of him......

At that time, even some adults were afraid of him......

But he's obviously a kid of the same age as everyone else! If you think about it seriously, no one can remember exactly what he said or did, but I don't know when he became the undisputed leader in everyone's minds.

At that time, he always looked like a little adult who didn't match his age at all, and told a group of little kids big truths that no one could understand......

Until one day, he started playing games.

Chu Nengneng rubbed the corners of his eyes that suddenly became sour, and smiled self-deprecatingly. is such a big girl, and she is like a child, talking about Xiaohui all day long, and she is obviously not much stronger......

Turning around, Chu Nengneng once again focused his attention on what Yuwen Xiuce said next.

"So, you think you look good in pink socks, but that's not the case at all!"

"I could see clearly under the table that day, not only were you wearing pink socks, but you were also ...... It was also paired with a ...... This color is not for you! ”

"And do you know, judging from my sensitive taste buds that day, young master, you used the socks that you washed with White Moon laundry detergent! White Moon laundry detergent fluorescent agent exceeds the standard, do you know it?! Wearing white moon washed socks often will cause you to wear sandals in summer and walk at night and scare yourself to death when you bow your head! I'll tell you......"

Looking at a large paragraph of words sent by someone on the screen, the little feelings that Chu Nengneng had just evoked through his memories were immediately ruined......

Maybe Mom is right when she says that women are the fastest changing animals in the world, while men are ...... But it's the most changing animal in the world.

Looking at the short messages that kept popping up on the screen like a virus, Chu Nengneng suddenly felt that he didn't know how to face the familiar and unfamiliar childhood playmate in front of him......

[Author: Why do you want to bully Lao Tzu for reading less? I'll tell you, I've seen the animal world, and the animal that has changed the most is the elephant! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: Is this the same thing? Are you literate? We're talking about obviously psychological problems! 】

[Author: Psychological...... Ahem, even if it's a psychological change, it's an elephant! You see how cute the baby elephant is, Nima can actually attack a rhinoceros when she grows up, such a degree of perversion, human beings are absolutely beyond reach! 】

[Yuwen Xiuce: I think ...... On the degree of perversion...... You're better than an elephant! (To be continued.) )