Chapter 43: The Legendary Anti-Counterfeiting Law of Ancient Poems......
"It's good to be impressed!" Yuwen Xiuce said angrily. www.biquge.info I don't know where Bingmiao's shameless game experience with her supermodel sisters has gone. It's just a miniskirt, and how short it is to be shorter than a C-line pants bikini? This is a disease, and it must be cured! Otherwise, in the blink of an eye, there will be a tendency to become a rising star in the metamorphosis world......
"Just run out, a girl can grab the corner of her skirt, and you can make our young master Bing's spring heart sprout, and there is love at first sight?!" Yuwen Xiuce said disdainfully, "All the movements are carefully choreographed, and to go deeper, they are also professionally trained." ”
"Nani?" Bingmiao was so shocked that she didn't even notice that the brick had fallen on her feet.
Well, it fell on Yuwen Xiuce's feet...... It's no wonder that Bing Miao couldn't find it.
Saying...... What's going on with this sense of immediacy that there's a female spy in our building?
[Author's Jun (Harazi DC 3,000 zhang): Your building is treated so well! First green tea, and now female spy ......]
Bing Miao felt that Yuwen Xiuce was a little alarmist, and as soon as she went out, she met a female spy? Specially trained to seduce you? Why are you a pro gamer seducing you...... Steal the mystery of what you have become the lewd and shameless leader of the gaming industry?
In other words, female spy beauty is a good thing that only exists in TV novels, do you think you will encounter it when you meet it? I'm thinking I'm blind!
Seeing that Bing Miao was obsessed, Yuwen Xiuce had no choice but to break it down and analyze it bit by bit.
"Girls who are worried about attracting attention will wear miniskirts?" Yuwen Xiuce looks like an expert, "The miniskirt is to show the flesh to others, if everyone doesn't look at it, then it should be sad!" ”
Bing Miao nodded in agreement.
"Master, I just took a casual look after I came out, even if I am handsome, handsome, personable, and charming in appearance, I won't shout so loudly!" When Yuwen Xiuce said this, Bing Miao decisively lowered his head and looked for the half of the brick that he had just thrown away...... Unexpectedly, he was kicked by Yuwen Xiuce until he didn't know where he went.
"Even if it is...... Even if I'm not as handsome as I just described......" Yuwen Xiuce grabbed Bingmiao, who was about to rush towards the flower bed. You can't pick bricks anymore, you're digging into the corners of imperialism!
"What's that called, even if it's not that handsome...... Not only is it not handsome. It's also obscene! Bing Miao's rhetoric was obviously a bit suspicious.
"Don't talk about my own problems, you ...... Let's just talk about you! You must not have made any excessive movements or expressions when you saw that girl, did you? ”
Bing Miao nodded as a matter of course, nodding very hard, trying to distinguish herself from the pervert in front of her as much as possible.
"Then why did she scream louder when she saw you?" Yuwen Xiuce asked Bingmiao with a bright smile.
No way...... Gotta pick a brick! Otherwise, you won't be able to have a good chat!
Bingmiao was annoyed and angry, and wanted to run to the flower bed again.
"So...... That girl has a problem! "Yuwen Xiuce is really afraid of Bingmiao. I quickly reiterated the conclusion.
"Even if I see a boy in the girls' dormitory and get a little frightened, can I compare it to the girl I saw in the public bathroom running around with a bare butt chasing soap?"
"And if you're afraid, you run, you're so scared that you can't run, do you know what level of fear this is on a psychological level? If you use an analogy to express it, you look at her, and the level of horror brought to her is the same level as that of taking the crazy ** particularly good train! And it's the kind that never stops! ”
Bing Miao savored the meaning of Yuwen Xiuce's words for a while, and suddenly became a little shy, and said, "Will she be so cool when I look at her?" ”
Finished! The only normal, innocent and cute little Shota in this book has also fallen...... Don't let all the characters who play this number develop in the direction of perverts just because the author is a pervert!
Yuwen Xiuce resisted the urge to kick Bingmiao awake, and shouted loudly with Bingmiao's ear: "Why have you watched too many hypnotic films?" You're going to have to have this feature, and you're going to have a. Master, I'll open a cow-lang shop for you, and you will honestly be a gold medal cow-lang for me! ”
A roar made Bing Miao's ears buzz, Yuwen Xiuce was very satisfied with the effect of the white tiger roaring bad wave just now, "This girl was frightened and didn't run away, but rushed to the dolphin sound on the spot, this is a flaw." ”
"The side effect of the miniskirt pulling hard from the front to the knees is to expose part of the waistline and the back of the legs and hips, which is the purest seductive action. The movements are skillful and natural. Tempered thousands of times, there is no sense of disobedience. But the more this is the case, the more there is no silver three hundred taels here. This is the second flaw. ”
"The look of surprise on his face is so beautiful, this is the third flaw."
"That's an exaggeration, isn't it...... Is it a flaw to have a beautiful expression? Bing Miao felt that the first few points were acceptable, but the reasonableness of this point really couldn't be complimented.
"It's a loss that you still entered the Imperial Film and Television School...... "Yuwen Xiuce glanced at Bing Miao, "If people express their emotions uncontrollably, they can barely see it except when they smile." When crying, frightened, angry, and grieving, the expression on the face must be more miserable than the inner mood. A good actor, all the emotional expressions are to be slowly honed in front of the mirror. Otherwise, why do you feel moved when the goddess cries on TV, and when Ah Hua next door cries, you want to cut her with a peachwood sword? ”
"Can't it be talented?" Bing Miao still had the last trace of fantasy in her heart.
"Talented? You want to say that she is naturally charming and has a youthful and beautiful expression. And these are all innate? Yuwen Xiuce took out his mobile phone and put it in front of Bing Miao's eyes, "Look carefully, there are 131 incisions on the whole body, 11 kinds of biological tissue fillers with incompatible DNA, and the proportion of face and body reshaping is as high as 67%, this is what you call talented?" ”
"This ...... This ......" Bingmiao was stunned by the data displayed on Yuwen Xiuce's mobile phone screen, "What kind of software is this?" Pass me a copy! ”
Yuwen Xiuce: "......"
Bing Miao: "As soon as I get home from the holiday, I will call my supermodel sisters over for a party, and sweep them one by one, hahahaha......"
Yuwen Xiuce really wants to remind Bing Miao, what about the girl you fought for just now...... You've forgotten this too quickly, haven't you?! Pull out...... Gun...... It's a beast like you!
However, now that he knows that everything shown by the other party is a professional disguise, the original pure and moving place instantly became disgusting, and it is estimated that after Bingmiao compared many supermodel sisters in her memory who felt like real materials, she decisively deleted all the data in the girl's mind before.
As for whether the other party is a female spy, this is a question that Yuwen Xiuce is worried about. For Bing Miao, the green tea must not be touched. The powerful and disgusting appearance of my brother's ex-girlfriend is a nightmare from childhood to adulthood...... Well, and ex-girlfriends...... and ex-ex-ex-girlfriend......
[Author: I'll you...... It turns out that the real master is your brother......]
This girl who appeared temporarily walked out of Bingmiao's memory in an instant, but in Yuwen Xiuce's heart, the figure became clearer and clearer.
Is today's chance encounter really a coincidence?
Even students like himself and Bingmiao, who are not enthusiastic about going to school, come to the school in advance to settle down, if the other party is really a freshman. It's very suspicious to check in with your luggage now. If not freshmen...... Ahem, there is no if, with the powerful seventh sense of my Saint Seiya, I can be 100% sure that she is a new student!
Luan Feibai, female, was born in Luanjiazhai, Western Xinjiang, 17 years old. Freshman at Imperial Film and Television School......... Yuwen Xiuce looked at the other party's personnel files from childhood to adulthood displayed on the mobile phone screen, and pretended to be extremely determined and silently forced......
[Author: Why do you pretend when there is no audience? Western medicine can't see your disease! Try Chinese medicine, Sao Nian ......]
The files retrieved from the Imperial Personnel System show that this seventeen-year-old girl named Luan Feibai has a very ordinary background, she was born, grew up, and studied in a decent manner, and because of the region, she didn't need good grades to enter the Imperial Film and Television School. has become an ordinary young college student, with a relatively good looks. It can reasonably explain the other party's choice to enter the entertainment industry in the future.
It's just that such a clean and ordinary file says only one thing, she ...... What a spy......
Yuwen Xiuce's clothes are equipped with a specially made motion capture device on the buttons, which are directly and wirelessly connected to the mobile phone, intelligently identifying the identity of the other party, and at the same time, it can remotely activate the body composition scanner in the mobile phone. And the above series of complex operations only need Yuwen Xiuce to make an action and can be started instantly. It is very natural to pull the collar as if to arrange your appearance casually.
The average student would have a metal chip in their body, and in more than one place? Will you carry with you the instantaneous lethal cyanide and the cranial nerve blocker, known as the truth-serum? Of course, there are also atomized dopamine cylinders, which serve as a pleasure elixir. This thing can make people happy, and at the same time, it also has the miraculous effect of stimulating hormones of the opposite sex. Bing Miao can have a strong impression of it at a glance, and it also depends on the strong assistance of this thing.
At this level, Luan Feibai's mission seems to have surfaced. It's nothing more than the old routine of attracting, infatuating, and inducing confessions......
The spies sent out there have no intentions at all!
Yuwen Xiuce took a sip hatefully and carried out the beauty plan...... You're looking for something so beautiful! You get a second-hand handmade splicing, and you dare to run to seduce the master with all kinds of old-fashioned medicines? Even if I don't like to play a game or something, I can't treat my master as the kind of otaku who gets dizzy when he sees a girl......
However, after thinking about it, Yuwen Xiuce was a little abrupt, and it was estimated that the other party gave up the way of seducing himself purely by beauty, considering the average appearance of the female friends around him, and instead wanted to try to take the pure route, and then use various drugs......
Medication......
Hey, the master is a cultivator, and you don't know that all poisons will not invade!
Tell you, those who claim to have eaten aphrodisiacs, and if they don't release their medicinal power, they will explode and die, all of them are stinky hooligans! Of course, in that case, although the suspicion of stinky hooligans can be cleared up by saying something else, a mentally retarded title must not be able to run away......
Sure enough, when he becomes an adult, there will only be more and more ghosts who want to make up his mind on the master...... After all, children used to know few things, and many tricks could not be used on children......
Although it is determined that the other party came prepared and has bad intentions, it is still a question mark whether it is bad intentions towards himself.
It's true that there is no more important person than Yuwen Xiuce on the fifth floor, but people are not allowed to find a target of a grade to commit crimes! thinks that all the bad people in the world are coming for themselves, that's not a detective, that's victim paranoia...... So even if Yuwen Xiuce is extremely narcissistic, he is still very cautious about the logical reasoning of this kind of thing.
At present, the key issue has changed from judging the true purpose of the other party to judging whether the meeting at the door of the dormitory was a coincidence or deliberate......
If it's a coincidence, it's doubtful whether the target is you, but if it's deliberate, then there's no suspense.
It's easy to verify. Yuwen Xiuce immediately used his mobile phone to intelligently search for the surveillance camera records of Building 5 through human recognition. (With such a low-level surveillance system like the Imperial University dormitory, Yuwen Xiuce had already completely completed it on the day he moved into Building 5, and left a few small tails by the way.) In the past two days, I have mastered the clues of another 17 black into the monitoring system of Building No. 5, except for three or four with a higher level of security and defense, which needs a little more time, the others have basically become Yuwen Xiuce's meat machine, only waiting for the big fish to bite the hook on the line)
As a military technology, the processing speed of mobile phones is naturally not covered. Put it on the general computer to calculate the amount of logical retrieval work by day, in Yuwen Xiuce is a small ...... It's only a second or two on a brick-like phone.
That's right, sure enough, he moved into Building 5 a long time ago, and it was on the day Yuwen Xiuce and moved in. When I checked in, I wore a sun hat with an oversized brim, and my face was completely covered, and if it wasn't for the more advanced human body recognition instead of the facial recognition system, I would have been fooled this time......
By the way, he also retrieved that the other party had blocked the position where Yuwen Xiuce and Bingmiao were passing by four times, scratching his head and posing to attract the attention of the two. However, at that time, the girls in the whole building had not yet adapted to the existence of the two, and there were not a few people around who made the same surprised expressions, and Luan Feibai's appearance was placed in the Imperial Film and Television School, especially the No. 5 building with the highest average appearance...... Ahem, I really can't get too much attention......
I'm going to go back and get the vaporized dopamine spray after I hit here......?
Tsk, it's not easy to do this job as a spy......
Since it is certain that the female spy is aimed at herself, or Bingmiao...... Forget it, it can't be Bing Miao, it's just for himself.
[Bing Miao: Why not me? My dream since I was a child was that there was a female spy who tried every means to seduce me. And in front of beauty, eating and wiping the enemy's sugar-coated cannonballs is the highest state of the red scarf! 】
[Yuwen Xiuce: Good, just go back and find a supermodel sister to cosplay...... Forget about a defective product......]
In short, after making it clear that the other party's goal is himself, the rest of the work is still a few routines. Considering that the other party did not let himself calculate the cost, it seems that only the only thing left is to make a mistake...... Uh, the reverse, and the long line to catch the big fish......
Yuwen Xiuce's gaze looked calmly into the distance, and the beautiful and tranquil campus scenery was reflected in the pupils......
So boring......
Author, give an opponent with a little IQ......
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ps: It's too late for the author to die......
Ahem,I'm going to prevent piracy today.,The text will be released in a while.