"What the hell is going on, Ding Gong, just tell me!" The girls are also curious. The boss shouted "Ding Gong" at Ding Cheng, called "you" again and again, knelt and kowtowed, and patted Ding Cheng's ass in his mouth, all of which made them feel that the world had collapsed, "Ding Gong, could it be that this game was actually developed by you?" ”

"That's right! Do you want to help you raise the level and change the equipment? ”

Suddenly, Yang Yan snorted coldly: "You just blow it!" Who was the first to be killed by the thief assassin stealth? It's so bad that we've hung up so many times, and we haven't mentioned this account to you yet! ”

Ding Cheng's face was embarrassed, while Ding Xue's face turned dark, and she glared at Yang Yan viciously: "What, do you want me to buy a large one for you?" ”

Yang Yan was so choked by Ding Xue's words that she couldn't get off the stage, and stood aside sulking with a grumbling face.

The good atmosphere was ruined by Ding Xue's beautiful words.

Ding Cheng said: "Xiaoxue, why do you speak, all the beauties are here to help me, I caused everyone's number to hang up continuously, it was your brother's fault with me!" Don't apologize to anyone yet? ”

As he spoke, he glanced at Ding Xue again and again.

"It's okay, it's okay, everyone is having fun!" Ye Manqing said with a smile: "They are all good sisters, they are used to fighting, they all talk like this, Ding Gong, don't worry about it, this is our housework." ”

Ding Cheng didn't want to say anything, just said: "Don't call me Ding Gong, just call me Ding Cheng!" And don't you, you, you, you, I'm not used to it! ”

"Brother, what are you not used to! I see that the boss has been treating you all the time, you you, you you, you don't know how cool it is secretly in your heart! Unexpectedly, the monsters in the game nodded and bowed to you like this, except for the old brother Ding Gong, no one is so boring! ”

Suddenly, the girls laughed again.

Ding Cheng scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "Okay, let's be serious, there will be a powerful bronze-level boss coming later, can you guys deal with it combined?" ”

"It's just a bronze-level boss, no matter how powerful it is, that's it, right? There are five of us, there are long-range attacks and close-quarters, and there is a priest with blood to deal with a mere bronze-level boss, which is not easy to capture! After Ding Xue finished boasting, she asked strangely: "Ding Gong, how do you know that a boss will come?" ”

Well, this time he learned from the Bronze Monster, not only did the other four girls call him "Ding Gongyou", but even his own sister called him that, Ding Cheng's face suddenly became hot, and he felt that his previous behavior of training the boss was really a bit funny.

Let's be funny! I've already done the funny thing, and it's useless to regret it. What's more, it's also quite interesting to make my sister and her girlfriends laugh!

So, he accepted his sister's new name for him with peace of mind, and said, "Of course I will know Ding Gong, because I sent the boss to lead the boss." ”

"Oh my God! Ding Gong, you sent the boss to attract monsters? Ding Gong, don't you want to be so modest! The five girls were so shocked that they could stuff a big duck egg into their mouths, and then they all burst out laughing, "The boss helps you attract monsters?" Ding Gong, you are so funny! ”

Then, I saw the monster Lao Zhang running over with a bronze-level assassin boss, and drew two fingers towards Ding Cheng from a distance. Suddenly, the girls were all dumbfounded.

Astound!

Shock!

Comedy!

What could be more strange than having a monster lure the player in? The beauties laughed so much that their stomachs hurt, their cheeks hurt too, and they bent their backs one by one, laughing so that the tears in their eyes were crystal clear and dripping!

"No, no, no! I don't have the strength to fight monsters......" Yang Yan laughed breathlessly, "That boss, you guys fight, let me rest for a while and breathe......"

Seeing the beauties smiling one by one and leaning back and exaggerating their expressions, Ding Cheng suddenly felt that although the things he did were more painful than eggs, they were worth it!

However, the girls smiled for a while, and when they saw the boss, they didn't have the fanaticism to fight the boss and explode the equipment, and the thief assassin boss who was led by the captain of the patrol and the bronze monster Lao Zhang was immediately red-eyed after seeing everyone, and instantly entered a stealth state, it seems that he is going to approach quietly and give the girls a fatal blow!

Monster Lao Zhang spread his hands to Ding Cheng, saying that the other party would directly enter the stealth state, and he didn't have a problem, after all, the monster Lao Zhang kept his promise and successfully attracted the monster, who let Ding Cheng and a few of them patronize and laugh, and they didn't expect to fight the boss who appeared in the field of vision.

Moreover, the first strange thief assassin was something Ding Cheng ordered him to do, after all, among girls, Zhuo Wei happens to be an assassin profession, and the identity plate of this assassin monster just fits Zhuo Wei's profession.

Ding Cheng was also secretly annoyed, what was the matter, the girls came one by one to patronize and laugh and ask about those irrelevant things, but they didn't seem to have thought at all that Ding Cheng called them to let them fight the boss!

It's no wonder that the girls are crooked.,Originally,Who has ever seen a boss who actually kneels down and kowtows to the player.,Slap the ass.,And nod to the player and flatter to the undisciplined BOSS?

What's more, who has ever seen a boss help players take the initiative to attract monsters and attract bosses to fight players?

All this is so unusual, too unexpected, too incredible!

"Hey, hey, girls, get down to business!" Ding Cheng had to urge them, "The boss is here, you don't have to worry about it, you actually patronized and laughed one by one, and the boss entered a sneaking state......"

He said, hurry up and hide away, if the first target after the boss comes up, he will be killed, and it will be fun to give him a second kill!

After all, all the money on his body before was scavenged by the monster Lao Zhang, and if he hung up, he had no money to resurrect on the spot!

But the girls were obviously a little disappreciative of Ding Cheng's tense appearance as if facing the enemy, such a strange scene, seeing it was enough to laugh and say. As for whether the BOSS sneaks close and kills directly? Whatever! Girl, I haven't laughed enough, how can I have the heart to fight the boss! Even if you are hung up by the boss, it's a big deal to spend some gold coins to resurrect on the spot!

Although only the safe resurrection in situ has combat effectiveness, and the gold coins that are safely resurrected in situ require 6 or 7 for their level, which is the price of the super luxury white-collar package, but, for them who have already made money in the game, a few gold coins are nothing!

Although after hanging once, the experience points deducted are the biggest losses, but no matter how much experience points they have, for those of them who have hung up more than ten times in a day, have completely despaired of upgrading, and are directly planning to give up on themselves, experience loves to be buckled, and they don't like to be pulled down! Anyway, the girl plans to regroup after a while, and she wants to be the reborn person!

PS: To declare, this book is not a nonsensical novel for the purpose of being funny, it is a serious plot text, and it may be a tear-jerking story in the middle and late stages, but the protagonist must be the same as God blocking and killing God and Buddha, and the ultimate goal of the protagonist is just like the title of the book, piercing the sky!

In addition, it should also be noted that the plot of this book must be weird mutations, full of suspense and sharp turns, and the plot of Chapter 70 [Girls Come to Be Fighters] to Chapter 85 [Anti-Guest-oriented] is just the author's first small attempt. [Xuanhuang Realm Volume] The second part [Sword Unsheathed], the author will make more attempts, and there will only be more weird turns.

Of course, the current [The Wind Rises] chapter, the plot is far from the end, the follow-up plot of the [The Wind Rises] chapter, the author with a dull brain and serious degeneration of intelligence will no longer waste brain cells to make so many thankless plot twists, but it will not be happy to let the protagonist complete the task easily, such a painful Ding Gong, if you don't toss something out, then it will not be a boring protagonist who makes the wild boss bow and kneel and lick.

In addition, from the beginning of the [Sword Unsheathed] chapter, there must be many plots where the protagonist is deceived and embarrassed in front of powerful NPCs, which is destined by the background setting and character of the protagonist in this book. After all, this is a self-confident to the point of being almost conceited, with a rather unbent personality but not very disciplined, fearless but with a slightly painful attribute, and a protagonist who thinks he is witty but will cramp his brain at any time. However, how to successfully counterattack Ding Gong is the theme of this book.

Regarding the heroine and heroine, the [The Wind Rises] chapter will not waste energy to carve female characters, and all female characters are soy sauce in the [The Wind Rises] chapter. But from the beginning of the "Sword Unsheathed" chapter, the female characters will be plumped up one by one, silently telling the reader their respective behind-the-scenes stories, loves and sorrows, and making the reader fall in love with her or them.

This book is not to make money, but to write the story I want to write, so the plot tries to make the author feel weird and novel, and will not draw on the existing bridges in the bestseller. If you don't fit the style or plot of the book, please remove it from the shelf.