First to score.

Regardless of Vardy's plans to destroy the world, the first goal is the most important thing, and this is the principle he has always adhered to.

So at the start of the game, Jamie Vardy didn't act too out of the ordinary, but was as eager to score as a cheetah as usual.

And this scene fell in the eyes of the fans, which was a bit polarizing for the fans.

The purer fans are happy that Vardy has always put more of his spirit into the game than obsessed with the so-called revenge, and in their opinion, the best way to get revenge is to break the opponent with a goal, and Vardy has done a good job of this.

And in the eyes of those fans who are not hardcore, Vardy doesn't want to take revenge in an extremely tragic way, which is too cowardly!

What's the use of just scoring goals, even if you score a hat-trick, people won't care, right?

Where's your knife?

Where's your gun?

What about your human cannons?

Kill them!

One by one, they were even more anxious than Vardy.

The Villa players also seemed relieved that Jamie Vardy really had no intention of fighting them to the death, so they also focused more on the game than on guarding against Vardy.

However, at this time, the gap in strength between Villa and Manchester United is reflected, although Villa is active in the midfield, but it cannot take advantage of a little.

Soon, Manchester United's killing machine is coming!

In the 9th minute of the game, Scholes passed the ball over the top at the edge of the penalty area, and Vardy stepped forward to counter offside, shook off the defender, and directly faced the goalkeeper.

However, at this time, Vardy's position was not very good, a little off, and the chance of being blocked by a direct shot was very high, so Vardy decided to pass the goalkeeper and shoot again.

With a slam of his right foot, the Villa goalkeeper's plan to block Vardy was completely frustrated, and he could only look back at Vardy with a desperate gaze.

However, Vardy's shot at this time was at a smaller angle, so Vardy was more careful when he pushed, and did not use special force to strive for precision.

However, the bad thing is that Vardy's push power is too small, leaving a fraction of a millimeter of time for the defender to save in front of goal.

A Villa centre-back sprinted with maximum explosiveness and threw himself out to the cheers of the United fans, sliding from the goal-line to save the ball.

Looking at the gliding trajectory of the Villa centre-back, Vardy knew that the ball was gone!

Sure enough, at the moment when the ball was about to hit the goal line, the Villa centre-back arrived with a sliding tackle and blocked the ball off the goal line, trying to keep the goal intact.

The ball bounced back into the box and was hastily cleared off by another Villa centre-back.

But at this moment, there was an uproar in the stands, everyone's eyes had become terrifying, and even the players on both sides couldn't help but shudder when they saw this scene.

I saw the Villa central defender who slid to save the danger with a relieved smile on his face after the successful rescue, at this moment, it seems that he has become a hero who has tried to protect the goal, and under the spotlight, he is the protagonist of the whole field.

However, before his smile could fully bloom, tragedy struck.

Under the frightened gaze of everyone, the Villa central defender's legs were slightly spread and hit the goal post directly, and the air seemed to stop abruptly in an instant.

The screams resounded throughout the stadium, and even the exclamations of the fans could not be suppressed, and the Villa centre-back clutched his crotch as if he had lost consciousness, curled up on the ground, like a ball of shrimp.

Vardy's expression was terrified, as if he had seen something very terrifying.

Broken balls?

Vardy vaguely saw the egg yolk spilled on the ground......

I haven't done it yet, why is this starting to bleed?

I can't be blamed for this!

If there is one of the most vulnerable parts of the human body, it is none other than this, where the pain tolerance is at least three levels lower than that of other parts.

A real warrior who dares to face the bleak life, and also dares to face the broken egg yolk......

If Vardy's sensitive parts are also hit to this extent, it is estimated that Vardy will die of pain directly!

I admire the courage and fearlessness of this brother, who made significant personal sacrifices for the benefit of the team regardless of personal gains and losses, and more importantly, this guy was still laughing before the tragic collision just now.

Face life and death without changing your face, admire and admire!

The Villa players were stupefied and rushed over to check on their teammates' injuries.

If it is broken, should it be removed to prevent infection?

The stretcher entered the field and carried the Villa player off the field, and while everyone was in awe of him, they all felt cold under their crotches and were very uncomfortable.

Even Manchester United's players couldn't help but be speechless, and they would never want to try this kind of shattering effect.

"Nima, I thought this game would be very dull just now, but I didn't expect that in the blink of an eye, there was a big accident, I want to know now, can the Villa defenders have a married life in the future?"

"The amusing aura is everywhere, and the old man has long expected all this!"

'How do I feel that it was designed by Vardy just now, deliberately passing the goalkeeper and then pushing slowly, giving the Villa defender a chance to save in front of goal, and then crashing, is it a coincidence?'

"It hurts so much to look at it, I gently tried to slap the corner of the wall, and I felt like I was about to collapse, and the Villa defender rushed directly into the goalpost, and it was estimated that it should have been completely shattered."

"I quickly scrambled a plate of eggs and ate them to suppress the shock, it was so scary!"

......

Fans also feel terrified when they see the scene of broken eggs, there is no way, as long as they think about it a little, they feel terrible.

However, it was only then that Vardy felt that something was wrong.

Judging from the severity of the collision, this thing is definitely not good, even if there is no danger to life, but Ding Ding and Dan Dan will definitely not be able to keep it, at least they will not be able to continue the game.

But the question is, is this a self-inflicted one?

Hurry up and ask the system, if you don't count it yourself, wouldn't it be a waste of a precious place?

What are the slots?

Of course, it's time to get the quota for the end!

"System prompt: Although the Villa player is the result of Vardy's shot and the goal-line save caused the accident, it cannot be counted on the host's head, and the rescue is the subjective will of the opponent!"

Sure enough, the system's answer made Vardy sure of this, this man really didn't do it himself!

That's not going to work, you'd better come back!

Just as the stretcher was about to be loaded into the ambulance, Vardy had an idea and entered the wishing system.

"Make a wish: restore the Villa defenders to a Tintin and Balls that were as intact as before they were broken."

Jamie Vardy made his wish in the wishing system and went to great lengths to get the Villa defender back on the pitch.

"System prompt: One star on the difficulty of wishing, and the equivalent exchange of 3 system gold coins."

"Wishing Success"

If there is no moth, the execution of the system is undoubted, and a moment's work will be broken and reunited.

The Villa defender, who was almost unconscious in pain just now, really didn't feel any pain this time.

Lying on the stretcher, he was a little desperate, could it be so serious that it hurt so much that he couldn't feel the pain?

Subconsciously touched it with his hand.

Hey?

It was round, the two balls were intact, and there was also a little prickly Tintin.

No less than the same!

Such a violent collision, it hurt so much just now that it hurt to death, but now there is nothing at all?

It's incredible, isn't it?

Is this the legendary God's providence?

The Villa defender, who felt like he was resurrected, jumped off the stretcher and rushed back to the sideline like a gust of wind.

Everyone looked at this guy jumping around, and they were speechless in surprise for a while.

Are you alright?

This is not scientific!

The team doctor was shocked and ran over for another check-up.

It had already become an omelette just now, but how did it become a raw egg again this time?

Could it be that a medical miracle has happened?

It's just that at this time, the Villa defender has a black line on his face.

Can you stop pinching, it's fine, if you pinch it hard, it's really okay!

After confirming that the Villa defenders were unharmed, the Villa boss also felt incredible, but also gave up on the idea of substitutions.

The game restarted and the Villa defender was allowed by the referee to return to the pitch.

The United fans in the stands applauded him in unison, not for the club he played for, but for his courage.

If any person suffers a heavy blow to his crotch, he will probably kneel early.

Look at the way he screamed just now, and now he is actually back on the field alive, how strong this person's character is!

This is a real warrior and fully deserves their applause.

The Villa defender is also full of spirit, feeling that he has reached the pinnacle of his life, and that kind of smug look makes Vardy want to take off his shoes and wedge his face with the soles of his shoes.

You think you're a hero when you're back on the field?

Then you are so naïve!

If you knew that I got you back, and the purpose was to get you down again, I guess you wouldn't be able to laugh.

And what makes Vardy feel even more guilty is that when the goods passed by Vardy's side, he deliberately looked at Vardy with provocative eyes.

Look, my goal was ruined by me! How do you feel about me being a hero at Old Trafford and receiving applause from the United fans?

Vardy pouted and said to himself, Have you ever heard a famous saying?

If you don't die, you won't die!

You are using your balls to interpret the profound meaning of this sentence!

Passing by, Vardy ignored the opponent's provocative eyes, quietly took out a temporary partial black hole card, and threw it at the crotch of the Villa defender, quietly hiding his merit and fame.

Well, I think you must not have hurt enough just now, don't you want to be a hero, then I'll give you another chance to be a hero, but in the end you become a hero or a bear, it depends on your creation!