Lin Xuan felt that Ye Jingxue's gaze at him was very wrong, there was an unprecedented heat, as if she wanted to eat herself.

emmmm…… Oh no!

"Lin Xuanjun, did Sister Xia Lan say anything shameful to you just now? For example. Her left index finger and thumb were clasped into a loop, and the index finger of her right hand passed through the ring.

Lin Xuan: (¬_¬)

It was the second time he had seen the honey gesture.

"Let's not describe this kind of indescribable thing, okay......" Lin Xuan drank another glass of juice, and he found that there was an automatic drink machine next to him.

"Then eight or nine are not far from ten...... Lin Xuanjun, you said that you are a virgin...... Then your first time, I would love to take it! ”

Wow! This terrible oath. Lin Xuan chose to pretend to be stupid the first time, because he felt that if he didn't pretend to be stupid, he could only pretend to be dead.

"Lin Xuanjun, why don't you look forward to it?" Ye Jingxue looked at her chest, she should be very beautiful, Lin Xuanjun doesn't hate herself, otherwise she wouldn't have said that kind of thing last night.

"I really look forward to ......" Lin Xuan didn't say anything after saying this, not in a blackened state, his language description ability is quite poor, and if he continues like this, the more he describes it, the darker it becomes.

"Hmm...... Is that so...... I'll imagine for myself. Or is Lin Xuanjun more looking forward to giving his first time to others? ”

"Don't think about it, I'm a man, what the hell is it to give to others! Forget it, you can make up for it. Lin Xuan sighed and calmed down his slightly complicated thoughts.

He himself felt a little ridiculous, why did he avoid that kind of thing so much...... Judging from the film and television materials, picture materials, and text materials of his own T data, it should be making people fluttering.

But what was this throbbing inside me...... Wait, the juice is gone, go get some milk first.

Thinking like this, Lin Xuan came to the balcony, looking at the rising moon, his mood suddenly improved a little, and at this time, the mastiff king took something and came up.

"Lin Daoyou, your expression is a little wrong...... Let's take a look at this, what do you think of this? The mastiff took out a salted fish.

It was small, with a little special taste, flashing with a colorful light that made Lin Xuan speechless.

"I think in the future, I will use this colorful salted fish as the mascot of the Purple Mountain!" The mastiff king smiled, and Lin Xuan almost didn't spray milk when he said this.

Damn, what are you talking about? Mascot? Colorful salted fish?

Purple Mountain! A mountain that was once famous for its mystical and ghost animal videos has recently grown a purple gold sacred tree, and now this is about to be occupied by salted fish forces? I feel a strong sense of disobedience when I think about it!

"Lin Daoyou, didn't you make a salted fish soar? I'm planning to turn the Purple Mountain into a natural scenic spot, and I must have a bit of a mascot, and my colorful salted fish is a souvenir. "The mastiff king introduced a bunch.

It had a bit of a show-off meaning, which made Lin Xuan feel very fascinated.

"That'...... Can you eat this? Lin Xuan squinted at the colorful salted fish, and after receiving an affirmative answer from the mastiff king, he bit off its head in one bite.

This action made the Mastiff King stunned for a moment, and then he saw that Lin Xuan was directly silent and motionless.

Next, Lin Xuan took out his mobile phone, and his fingertips quickly clicked on the mobile phone screen, and then the mastiff king's mobile phone rang.

It was in a daze, because it was actually Lin Xuan who sent him a message, which read, "Mastiff King, do you think our relationship is not good enough to the extent of 'I was rude in front of you, but you won't be angry'?" ”

The distance between you and me in reality is as thick as high school homework, what does it mean to communicate with me on QQ? Can't speak? This salted fish is poisonous?

Is it the latest operation?

"Well, of course." The mastiff king had vaguely guessed how Lin Xuan would be rude, and at the same time, he did not answer in reality, but also sent a message on QQ to answer.

Then Lin Xuan "puffed" and spit out the salted fish directly, and he took the milk and poured it into his mouth again.

He has always despised slogans such as "shameful waste of food" in the school cafeteria, you make the food that the farmer uncle has worked so hard to grow so unpalatable, and you still have the face to say that others are shameless?

100,000 years later, the feeling is coming again!

"You're doing okay, but it's not to my liking...... In addition, I have a suggestion for you. Lin Xuan slowly breathed a sigh of relief.

"Well, Lin Daoyou, you say." The Mastiff King put on a sincere attitude.

"Salted fish...... It's not good to be too glamorous, they don't want to pursue those so-called lofty and ethereal goals, they don't have any desire to reach the top of the world, they just want to live leisurely in the moment, it's not good for you to be like this, don't be colorful, be ordinary. ”

Next, Lin Xuan added, "Of course, this is my own understanding, you salted fish...... It's really hard for me anyway. ”

"Really...... Souvenirs must be the most commemorative, and it is secondary to eat, and Lin Daoyou, you have just finished eating the delicious dinner of the glass fairy, and you must feel unpalatable when you eat other things at present. ”

"Actually, it's okay...... Let's open it in five. Lin Xuan coughed, and the Mastiff King raised his head and looked at the moon in the sky.

"Today's moon is very bright." He looked up at the sky and the moon, this scene made Lin Xuan think a lot.

The body of the mastiff king is a god mastiff, and the werewolf looks up at the moon, is this to look up to the sky and howl? And then the ultimate evolution into Steel Garuru?

"Lin Daoyou is about to go to the moon, I don't know how you feel at this time?" The Mastiff King asked.

"Yes, in fact, all Daoists are looking forward to Lin Daoyou taking action again to solve the great trouble of the Moon Tree." An old man with yellow hair came over, dressed in white, which did not match his yellow hair.

"I'm still a little bit confident." Lin Xuan said.

"That's good, I also think it's easy for Lin Daoyou to solve that moon tree." The Mastiff King nodded, then looked at the yellow-haired old man, "Xudong Daxian shut up, don't talk if you know that you are poisonous milk!" ”

"Old mastiff king, don't be like this, okay......" The corners of the yellow-haired old man's mouth twitched, and he really wanted to hit this guy who exposed his shortcomings in front of the saint.

"Xudong Daisen? Poisoned milk? Lin Xuan looked at the yellow-haired old man curiously.

"Well, you can call him Lao Xudong or Old Poisonous Milk, Xudong Daoyou's official name is fine, this guy is highly poisonous, and everything that has been milked by him is pills."

"For example, in the group stage of the World Cup recently, this guy said that we would definitely qualify from the group, but we lost." The Mastiff King sighed as he said this.

The pinnacle of football in my Celestial Empire has never been surpassed, and it has always been "Super Smart Football"!

"This guy also predicted the role of the cute king of station B last year, but that role was unsuccessful, and there are many, many more!" Mastiff King said.

"That's it......" Lin Xuan looked at Xudong Daxian's expression, which made his expression stiffen slightly......

"But I'm not afraid, and when it comes to milk, I have a surprise for you on the moon." Lin Xuan plans to make a big tide of aura and milk the whole world.

"I hope it's not frightening." Xudong Daxian on the side subconsciously blurted out.