Old Trafford erupted like hell, and everyone was screaming hoarsely for God's coming.

That's right, Vardy is the god of Old Trafford!

It's just that this God may sometimes make a brain twitch and suddenly tease!

Now, for example, after scoring a goal, Jamie Vardy soars on the turf of Old Trafford with open arms, but all the way to the stands from his teammates' bear hugs!

Where's my burger?

Where are my fries?

Vardy muttered as he ran!

Scoring goals is exciting, but Vardy is immune to scoring too many goals for Chelsea, so he is focused on his own task at this time.

After running around the stands, Vardy finally found a little boy in the bottom stand who was munching on a hamburger, of course, mainly the burger in the boy's hand!

Holding on to the billboard, Vardy rushed excitedly towards the little boy.

Seeing Vardy's movements, the fans in front of the TV were inexplicably excited, and the broadcast camera gave several close-ups of this little boy with a somewhat confused expression!

Today, the case is solved!

Jamie Vardy had another lullaby celebration after scoring a goal in the game, and public opinion was boiling at the time, saying that Vardy did not know where to hide an illegitimate child.

Could it be that this little boy with a confused expression munching on a hamburger is Vardy's illegitimate son?

But that's a little too big, isn't it?

Or Vardy's brother?

It's possible!

Just when everyone was speculating about the identity of the little boy, Vardy had already jumped into the stands, and in full view, he snatched the hamburger from the little boy's hand.

It turned out that the little boy was quite confused, but this time he was completely blindfolded, and he cried with a sigh!

"Mom, he snatched my burger!"

Crying so much is a heartbreak.

Everyone was dumbfounded, originally everyone thought that they would see a warm hug, Vardy hugging the little boy, this scene will be very harmonious and heartwarming.

But no one expected that the style of painting would take a sharp turn for the worse, and Vardy would actually become a robber and snatch the hamburger in the little boy's hand.

How boring are you?

What's even more annoying is that Vardy rolled over and got off the stands, and while walking up the field, he gnawed on the burger with relish, and ate it so deliciously!

For Vardy's daily teasing, fans said that it was commonplace and stress-free.

"Jamie Vardy: You have to refuel when you score, otherwise you're going to be bored!"

"I just want to know whose burger this is, it looks like it's very appetizing!"

"I suggest that Manchester United fans don't take their children to watch football in the future, God knows what Vardy has taken a fancy to the hands of children again, you have to believe that Vardy is definitely a repeat offender!"

"Are professional players so poorly paid? The hungry players went to grab the burgers to eat during the game. It seems that you can't let your children play football in the future, there is no future in football! ”

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The Manchester United fans in the stands burst into laughter, this is the normal version of the game, goals + teasing, indispensable!

But Emma Watson in the box was speechless, she finally knew why she felt so shameless that day, it turned out that he was the same thing!

Back on the field, his teammates all looked at Vardy with a second-hand expression, especially when Vardy still had half of the leftover hamburger in his hand!

"You want to eat too? Take it then! Vardy deliberately teased them.

The Manchester United players shook their heads in unison, they couldn't afford to lose this person!

At this time, the referee came over and warned Vardy in righteous words: "Please don't go to the stands to grab the fans' burgers, it's not good!" ”

After saying that, the referee turned his head and left, and the Manchester United players were stunned.

When did the referee speak so well?

I remember the last time Vardy rushed to the stands, but the referee threw him a red card, and he didn't have to come down.

This time Vardy also rushed into the stands, but the referee just warned him painlessly, why is the gap so big?

Could it be that Vardy has been so annoying that the referee doesn't bother to punish him?

Jamie Gundy finished his burger in two bites and the game resumed.

It's just that Vardy choked enough because he gnawed too fast, and after running violently, he began to burp constantly.

"Hiccup...... Belch...... Hiccup......"

Looking from behind, Vardy's neck and head shrugged, which was particularly funny, and the camera quickly showed Vardy in front, and then everyone found out that Vardy had hiccups!

The fans laughed to death, this teaser snatched other people's burgers to eat, and as a result, they choked and hiccuped, and this is what these two goods can do.

"Yes, let you grab someone's burger to eat, retribution!"

But at this time, Lampard was about to collapse, because Chelsea started to attack, and Vardy was around him, "burping" non-stop, as if a foodie was about to eat him at any time, too much!

Especially when Vardy was so close to him that he could still smell the taste in Vardy's mouth.

Orleans Chicken Leg Fort!

Frank Lampard swore he would never eat the Orleans drumsticks in the future!

After Chelsea fell behind, the whole momentum changed and became even more intimidating, and Mourinho's side will never be short of fighting spirit.

Ashley Cole, as a full-back with a strong ability to assist, began to provide assists frequently, and the pressure on United's side was so high that Jamie Vardy had to return to the wing to help defence.

Tragically, the super defensive feature of the "Vardy Zone" only works on the left side, and the right side is not in the effective range, so Vardy can only rely on the deadly tackle to maneuver with Ashley Cole.

He didn't dare to be too unscrupulous, after all, in such an important game, if he was sent off because of a foul, Ronaldo would have been sidelined, and without himself, then Manchester United would definitely lose.

So in the defense here, Vardy was also quite embarrassed by Ashley Cole.

Of course, no one will blame Vardy, after all, for a striker, defense is actually an attitude.

Jamie Vardy's willingness to come back and contribute to the team's defence is enough to applaud, but as for the defensive effect, can you expect a striker to be better than a defender?

Well, it's possible for Jamie Vardy to do it, as long as he has a perfect centre-back possession card, but unfortunately he doesn't have it right now.

Chelsea's attack is very strong, Drogba alone is very difficult to defend, and when Mourinho envied Ferguson for having Vardy, in fact, all Premier League coaches were envying Mourinho for having Drogba.

In the 23rd minute of the first half, Chelsea scored despite the onslaught, when Ballack suddenly cut in to get rid of Alan Smith's rush and burst a shot on the edge of the penalty area, Van der Sar made a save, but could not prevent Chelsea's goal.

The two teams were back on the same page, but things didn't turn against United as Chelsea scored an away goal.

In the Champions League home-and-away format, it is important to note that a single away goal can often determine who will qualify.

After the restart of the game, the two teams finally showed their fangs and began the most intense attack.

The pace is dizzying, one second United are still organising attacks around the Chelsea penalty area, and the next second it could be Chelsea attacking directly against Manchester United's goal, and the two teams have done everything they can, and they have only one goal, which is to break down the opponent's goal.

In the 34th minute of the first half, Chelsea played a quick counter-attack, Drogba crushed the Manchester United defence like a tank, and finally played the ball to Joe Cole, and the England international fired a powerful shot into the United goal.

However, United were not to be outdone, and three minutes later, Nemanja Vidic took advantage of a corner kick to head in goalkeeper to level the score.

Before the end of the first half, there were already four goals, and the scene was intense and exciting, such a game is the happiest thing for those fans who simply appreciate the game.

However, a draw with Chelsea is by no means good news for Manchester United fans, so the Manchester United fans in the stands continue to cheer hoarsely for the team despite their hoarse voices, and must win against Chelsea.

However, after a fierce attack, both teams needed to rest and recuperate, so that the first half of the game was over.

When he walked off the pitch, Vardy's face was not relaxed, he knew that now Ronaldo must be watching TV in the hospital room, he failed to lead Manchester United to crush Chelsea, Ronaldo must be very disappointed in himself, right?

Jamie Vardy's heavy expression appeared in front of the fans through the big screen in the stadium, and the United fans almost burst into tears.

Vardy has always been a grinning optimist, life is always good, and they always laugh;

But Vardy just now didn't have a smiling face, so he must be in a bad mood.

In fact, the pressure was really high for Manchester United and Jamie Vardy in this game.

At Old Trafford, Chelsea seem to have regained the style of last season's champions, putting in a very strong performance, even better than Manchester United at home, and the scoreline speaks for itself.

At least Manchester United's midfield is at the bottom, so in terms of creating chances, Manchester United is far inferior to their opponents.

Without Cristiano Ronaldo for the trident, then Manchester United's attacking combination will be greatly reduced.

Manchester United are dangerous, you know, Chelsea have already scored two away goals.

What makes Vardy even more unhappy is that the task released by the system has not been completed yet, and I have obviously grabbed the child's burger and eaten it!

Eat and drink, I ate a burger and also drank water on the sidelines, no problem!

But the system doesn't give any explanation, it's very domineering, and it doesn't consider the consumer's mentality at all, bad reviews!

Eating and drinking, doesn't this drink refer to drinking water, but to drinking?

This Nima is a bit of a spoof!

Well, in order to complete the task, Vardy can only give it a try.

Now he has nowhere to buy wine, so he has to do it again!

Whoever grabs it is unlucky! 10