Chapter 205: Something Strange Mixed In
In the second leg of the Champions League qualifying round, Manchester United challenged Debreson away. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
The home win over the opponent made the away game lose the suspense, and Ferguson naturally would not send all the main players to waste physical energy, so although Vardy and other main players went to the away side with the team, the most likely result was to sit on the bench and watch the whole game.
In the warm-up, Vardy was idle again.
The team-mates were warming up and passing, passing and passing, and it was found that Vardy was gone!
I'll go, this won't be a sudden urgency to pee, and I'll run to pee again, right?
This comic has a criminal record!
The teammates didn't bother to pay attention to it and continued to warm up.
But waiting, Vardy still didn't appear, as if he had disappeared completely.
The teammates muttered, while nothing was to be said about what happened to Vardy, but now how could a big living man suddenly be gone?
At this moment, a burst of laughter erupted in the stands, leaving the warm-up players on both sides baffled.
Looking around, everyone finally noticed the anomaly.
Debreson's home stadium is not a professional football stadium, and there is a ring of running track outside the turf, and security personnel patrol the track in uniform and with shields to be able to control the situation even if something unexpected happens.
The neat queue, the mighty pace, the majestic and high-spirited.
But something strange seems to have been inserted at the end of the queue?
Wearing a Manchester United jersey, a number 12 on his back, a tomato hairstyle, and a neat step like a security officer, with a bright smile and a grin to the back of his head......
What the hell is this?
Everyone is on Vardy's knees!
I didn't pay attention for a while, so I ran to tease, and this time I actually blended into the security team.
That's enough!
Anyway, even if you are funny, it is better to change the occasion, not to mention anything else, do you think you are like a security officer?
Even if you put on a security suit and a shield, you don't look good at all!
Everyone is a muscular man with five big and three thick, and you are thin and small, and in the team, you are like a chicken.
Are you out for a walk with your mother chicken?
At this time, the security team did not realize that their team was mixed with alien species, and they couldn't help but be overjoyed to find that everyone's eyes were focused on them.
Although they are all on the field, everyone's eyes are always on the players, and no one ever cares about them, the security personnel, which is very sad!
Could it be that today, everyone's conscience has found out and knows the hard work of those of us behind the scenes?
At that moment, everyone couldn't help but burst into tears!
But before their tears dissipated, the leader in front suddenly found Vardy hanging behind with "one-two-one", and the whole person was not good in an instant!
The leader suddenly stopped, didn't say hello, the people behind him couldn't react at all, the shield in his hand went straight up, and this is not the end, this is obviously a chain reaction, the back of the front, the back of the back and the back, the whole team was knocked to pieces, everyone grinned in pain.
Oh, only the guy in front of Vardy is fine, because Vardy doesn't have a shield in his hand!
Seeing that he might be in trouble, Vardy felt that he should have flashed, so he quickly fled, leaving behind a bewildered security guard......
Ferguson shook his head helplessly, he really couldn't do anything with Vardy, or even if there was a way, he didn't want to care.
Originally, he was also worried that the home team would die and fight hard at home against Manchester United, and Manchester United's substitutes might not be able to withstand it.
But now that Vardy is doing this, even if the home team has a high spirit, it is estimated that it will be lost......
He finally knew what Vardy's funny was really for.
Originally, he wondered why his fellow countryman Moyes didn't train Vardy, but now it seems that Moyes already knows how to do it.
Manchester United's team-mates were already shocked by Vardy's teasing, but Vardy has actually restrained so much since he arrived at Manchester United that everyone is about to forget this.
And this scene just now really made the Manchester United players feel like they were clearing the clouds, and watching Vardy comic up close was such a shocking thing!
"Aren't you afraid that the home security guards will beat you?" Ronaldo asked helplessly.
Vardy spread his hands, shrugged his shoulders, and said nonchalantly: "You can try it!" ”
Ronaldo shook his head busily, saying that he didn't dare to try, he didn't want to be killed.
After the game started, Vardy and Cristiano Ronaldo sat on the bench and started to get bored again.
No way, no matter how lively you watch off the field, you don't play well on the field.
Although Manchester United is a substitute lineup, it still presses the home team to play again, and does not save face at all because they are the masters.
At the end of the first half, United had a one-goal lead and it was Fletcher who scored.
The suspense was snuffed out early, and Vardy knew he probably didn't have a chance to play in the second half.
Ronaldo, who was sitting next to him, couldn't help but cover his mouth and yawn, this game is too boring!
Vardy suddenly had an idea, since Ronaldo has already yawned, wouldn't it be interesting to throw him a sleep card?
Thinking of this, Vardy went directly into the system and took out a sleep card and used it on Ronaldo.
It felt similar to the last time he was teased and stuck on his body, and Ronaldo hit a spirit again, feeling as if he had been eroded by something.
Before he could think about it carefully, he felt that his eyelids were sinking and the world was spinning, and he quickly closed his eyes......
Vardy was shocked, he really didn't expect the sleep card to be so powerful, almost in the blink of an eye, Ronaldo fell asleep with snot foaming.
Ronaldo slowly fell on his side, his head resting directly on Vardy's shoulder, and unconsciously, with this fulcrum, fell asleep.
Now Vardy is very embarrassed, the two positions are a little ambiguous, which is by no means what Vardy wants.
If there is a goddess next to him, then Vardy will feel happy;
But with Ronaldo next to him, forget it......
Just wanted to push Ronaldo away roughly, but in the flash time, Vardy suddenly stopped moving.
After a brain turn, Vardy came up with an idea.
It seems that the tricky Ronaldo is not bad, let him realize from his heart that he is a tease, it's better than forcibly instilling it, isn't it?
At this time, the TV camera suddenly swept over the Manchester United bench, and the picture of Ronaldo sleeping on Vardy's shoulder with a happy expression directly blew up the fans.
"Sure enough, the two of them are still together!"
"Vardy is really powerful, he has only been here for a few days, and he has already dealt with Ronaldo, and his flirting methods are first-class!"
"I feel sorry for me for a few minutes, I didn't win Cristiano Ronaldo in a season, and I actually let Vardy take the lead!"
"Replace Cristiano Ronaldo with me, I also want to sleep happily on Vardy's shoulder, or replace Vardy with me, I also want Ronaldo to sleep on my shoulder, it's so tangled!"
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