Chapter 63: Ranchi's Thoughts
After Lin Xia saw that Tianjin Fan's back had two more arms, his four hands were either clenched into fists or claws, and it was a little weird to open his teeth and claws!
Tianjin Fan crooked his mouth and sneered:
"Hehe, I've kept you waiting, let's see how you deal with my Four Demon Fists!"
Lin Xia saw his flexible four arms up close and marveled:
"Tsk! How did you come up with this trick? Have you ever thought about using this trick elsewhere? Like, uh, like chicken farms......"
Tianjin Fan looked confused, and his brain couldn't turn around:
"Chicken farm?"
Lin Xia nodded and said with a look of research and discussion:
"yes, yes! You think, chickens only have two wings, if you can introduce your trick to chickens and let them grow an extra pair of wings, they will become four-winged chickens! If you raise the same number of chickens in this way, you can get twice as many wings, so you can make a fortune just by selling chicken wings! When the time comes, you will be able to become a global chicken farmer......"
After Tianjin Fan understood, as Lin Xia said more and more details, the more black lines on his face became, and he couldn't help it anymore, and shouted:
"Nonsense! Eat Me a Chicken! ”
Eat me a chicken? Eating chicken?
Tianjin Fan didn't feel anything wrong, but Lin Xia couldn't stand it when he heard it, and laughed:
"Haha eat chicken...... Ouch! ”
Tianjin Fan attacked in a row, and after Lin Xia set up the two hands in front of him, he forgot that he still had two newly grown hands on his back, and he was knocked to the ground by two punches at once!
Lin Xia was in pain after being punched, and he didn't care about laughing anymore, he put his hands on the ground, dodged the kick and flew out diagonally. Tianjin Fan strode forward in pursuit, attacking continuously with four hands! Lin Xia only had two hands, and he was caught off guard and was beaten in a hurry!
Dumplings breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that Tianjin rice had the upper hand, thinking that it was fortunate that Brother Tian would have a lot of tricks, otherwise it would be really difficult to deal with, and he should be able to pull back a game now. Who knew that he didn't be happy for long, Lin Xia resolved the disadvantage and regained the upper hand!
It turned out that after Lin Xia observed that Tianjin Rice had an extra pair of hands, he did order the advantage of having more hands on the upper plate, but there was a flaw in the lower plate, so he lowered his body and specifically attacked the lower plate of Tianjin Rice!
Tianjin Fan is more than 1.9 meters tall, Lin Xia is only 1.7 meters now, there was originally a gap in height between the two, Lin Xia's short body, Tianjin Fan's four hands want to hit Lin Xia, so he needs to bend down to attack, so that his flexibility is greatly reduced! In addition, with one extra pair of hands, it is more difficult to grasp the center of gravity of the body than when there is only one pair of hands.
Under the double difficulty, after eating Lin Xia several times in a row, Tianjin Fan knew that this trick not only could not control the enemy, but became his own flaw.
After dodging Lin Xia's attack, Tianjin Fan jumped back, luckily back, and withdrew his second hands!
Lin Xia smiled:
"What's wrong? Don't use this trick anymore? ”
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Turtle House.
Four o'clock in the morning.
The waves around Turtle Island rise and fall, and so does Lanki's heart, which is always difficult to calm down!
After nearly a year of hesitation, she finally spoke to the turtle immortal last night...... The love for Tianjin rice.
The turtle immortal is dripping blood in his heart:
"You just said a few words to Tianjin Rice? We've been together for a few years, why haven't you developed a crush on me! Alas, women, women, you are really a visual animal, and when you saw that kid from Tianjin Rice was tall, young and handsome, you threw me, an old man, aside! ”
Thinking about it this way, the old face of the former number one master in the world, the god of martial arts, Mr. Wutian, still can't be lost, the turtle immortal took care of his face, and said calmly:
"Men love women, human nature! You are so beautiful, you can actually find a better one, such as some respectable ...... Uh-huh! I mean, you have to look high and think about it. ”
Ranch replied with a firm gaze:
"I've thought it through! I want to go to Tianjin to confess! ”
"Poof!"
The turtle fairy who was drinking tea with a teacup squirted out a sip of tea! It took a long time for the cough to return to normal, and after thinking about it:
"Go ahead! It's not too late to confess. You'll go tomorrow and see what kind of attitude that kid has in Tianjin! If he agrees, it's okay, if he doesn't agree, it just so happens that Lin Xia went there, you let him take action, and teach this blind guy a good lesson! Let's just say that I said it! ”
Ranch was a little moved. She knew that the old pervert had always had thoughts about herself, but because she was afraid of her violent behavior after sneezing, she had never dared to make a big move, and once he had a lewd action, she could scare him into running away with a gesture to cover up his sneezing!
Living a peaceful and interesting life on Turtle Island, Lan Qi seems to lack nothing, and when she is fascinated by Tianjin Fan's heroic appearance at the world's first martial arts meeting, she realizes that she is missing the shoulders of a fierce and domineering man to rely on!
With the consent and encouragement of the turtle immortals, Lan Qi was a little embarrassed. She thought that the turtle immortal would oppose it, so she prepared a lot of rhetoric for this, and even considered leaving quietly after saying that she was stiff! I didn't expect the usually indecent old perverted turtle to have such an empathetic side!
The turtle immortal looked at Lan Qi, who lowered his head and folded the corners of his clothes repeatedly, but did not speak, and said strangely:
"Lanch, what's wrong with you? Do you have something else going on? It's okay, let's talk about it together. Don't...... Is this actually a test for me? You're actually trying to ...... Confess to me? ”
Before the four words "confess to me" were spoken, Lan Qi raised his head and plucked up courage and said:
"Teacher Wu Tian, I want to borrow money from you!"
Lan Qi had robbed a bank after transforming into a violent female man, so he had been wanted by the police, and after being taken to Turtle Island by Sun Wukong and Xiaolin, his main job was to do housework for the people of Turtle House, and he didn't have any money at all.
Lan Qi thought that if Tianjin Fan accepted him, he couldn't go back to his old business to rob the bank, and he had to make a living elsewhere. According to the previous understanding, Tianjin Fan has just left the Hexian faction, and there should be no money on him. So she thought about borrowing some money from the turtle immortals, and with the capital, she could open a restaurant or do other businesses.
Originally, I thought it was just a test, but Lan Qi was actually a turtle immortal who confessed to himself, and his dream was shattered, and he couldn't help but look up and fall!
Lan Qi hurriedly stepped forward to help him up:
"Teacher Wutian, what's wrong with you?"
The turtle immortal held his sunglasses and said casually:
"It's okay, it's okay. I said Lanch, I can't help but criticize you, can we say this 'borrow' word between us? When you say this, our original family relationship is divided! Go pack up and get ready! I remember that Lin Xia had honored me with some jewelry before, so I went to find out where I put it! ”
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Ranch pilots the aircraft and flies at full speed!
The destination of the aircraft's trip is the location of Tianjin's rice practice! There was a smell wafting from the aircraft, emanating from the meal that Ranch had woken up in the middle of the night to make. She made a lot of them, and specially packed them in insulated food boxes, ready to bring Lin Xia, Tianjin rice, and dumplings to eat.
Of course, it is mainly for Tianjin rice to eat!
There was also a bag of jewels in the flying machine, which was given by the turtle immortals, saying that it was a dowry for themselves!
When Lan Qi thought of this, his eyes couldn't help but turn red! Thinking that if I have a child with Tianjin Rice, I must bring the little guy back and call the turtle fairy "grandfather"!