"Poof!" Lin Xuan, who was drinking milk, sprayed instantly.

"You, you, you ......" Lin Xuan said three "you" in a row, and he didn't know what the standard answer was at this time.

"Shall I stay with you in the future? Like sleeping with you tonight? Eat and live together? Do you want me to break the seal in my body, I look beautiful when I'm ten years older. Xia Lan felt that Lin Xuan's embarrassment was very interesting.

“…… Otherwise, you're going to give me back the cute funny...... You can do whatever you want, anyway, I can open any door and teleport to you at the first time. A funny pillow suddenly appeared in Lin Xuan's hand.

Seeing what Xia Lan wanted to say, Lin Xuan immediately made a "stop" gesture, "It's not easy for me to be handsome today, so don't interrupt me easily." ”

"Okay, I'm leaving." Xia Lan nodded, clenched the funny buttons, and disappeared into the night.

And Dongfang Chu over there has already arrested the mink man...... To be precise, he sent it to the door himself, he chased it just now, after all, it was the Yuanying monk, and he immediately rushed back to the police station to hold a meeting, but it turned out that the willows and flowers were bright and another village, this thing was already in prison, and he fainted directly!

Lin Xuan's space power is now used to give you one-stop service.

"This is ......" Dongfang Chu looked at him for a long time, then smiled, and went to report what happened today to his superiors and the grandfather who was coming over.

Lin Xuan, on the other hand, had already prepared everything for the spring outing, thinking about fulfilling his promise when he left.

Don't you want me to hit you along the cable? I'll be right away!

At this time, the landlord was still fighting with the Confucians, scolding and scolding, and became friends with many people inexplicably.

"I didn't expect you to have a very good appetite for me, but you seem to be a little angry like this, so hurry up and apologize." Someone advised him, in the tone of a friend.

"Actually, I don't think the UP master looks very angry...... someone said.

"No, the original choice, kneeling will be finished, everyone don't stop, 10,000 meters tall building is built." The landlord appeared.

"I'm so embarrassed by you like this, I don't even know what to do." Lin Xuan bubbled.

"Forgive him, of course!"

"Master Ball Capture Up Lord, of course forgive him +1."

"Forgive him, of course +2."

“+3。”

……

"Up master, you're here, didn't you say you were going to hit me along the network cable, and you had to press me on the keyboard? How to return nxuebjdnxgebbwh"

Lin Xuan: "......"

"Could it be that the legendary sister made a move?"

"Oh, I smell it...... A taste of German orthopedics. ”

"Speaking of which, I always hear you talk about German orthopedics, but I haven't understood it, big guy, what's going on, come and teach me - Meng Xin Sanlian."

"Baidu! Baidu! Don't you TM know Baidu? - Big guy three in a row. ”

"In fact, it is an inspirational story of an older brother and sister who were found out by their father and went to Germany to study and heal their legs, which inspires people to rise up, gives people unlimited motivation, and makes many people go forward and succeed."

The topic has been distorted again.

"You guys talk slowly, I'll go along the network cable first." After Lin Xuan said this, he stood up and began to use his spatial power.

Over there, a boy with glasses struggled to get his face off the keyboard and complained to his sister, "Can you not do it all the time!" ”

"Who told you to always make trouble on the Internet." Later, his sister complained about teaching him a lesson in a pajama with a white rabbit pattern.

The elder brother is middle-upper, but the younger sister is slim, almost sixteen years old, green and budding.

"Isn't this an idle egg? It's fun to mingle with everyone.,You see,The up lord also forgives me.。 ”

"Leave you alone, I'll go to sleep first." The younger sister left him and left, and the elder brother's eyes were a little lost, and then he shook his head.

At this time, the computer behind him suddenly emitted a strange green light, which was very shocking.

"Hey, speaking of which, my sister ......" The landlord's brother remembered a lot of indescribable things in his mind.

And the green light of the computer behind him is getting bigger and bigger, and finally he noticed it, and he was startled for the first time, "The computer heard that there is a blue screen, but I haven't heard of a green screen, what's the situation, am I going to be a selected child?" ”

When he was confused, suddenly the computer screen flashed, and a guy in salted fish clothes appeared on the screen, with a strange green light in his eyes.

"WOC! Night Wind was startled, "What the hell are you!"

"Yes, I'm a ghost, I'm Ah Piao." The people inside made a terrible sound, but soon the night breeze reacted, "Are you...... Up Lord?"

"No, I'm Ah Piao."

"Float your sister! You're so mad that you ask hackers to hack my computer and my data! The resources in my D drive! "The night wind screamed.

"Hey, what are you talking about, D disk, I'll take a look, hey, good resources, it's a pity it's gone!"

"No!" The night wind wails in despair.

"Come, go on, look at this mysterious file, 4 Gs, let me relax on your computer!" The salted fish inside laughed.

"You demon!"

"It's not a demon, I'm Ah Piao, OK, I'll just use the search engine to see how many videos there are, wow, there are other places......"

"Stop!" The night wind let out a loud roar and went directly to unplug the network cable.

"It's useless, I've already followed the network cable, and it's on your computer now. You're too late to unplug the network cable! Haha!" The salted fish inside let out a rampant laugh.

"Ahhh No! You devil! I've been collecting boutique resources for so long! I'm fighting with you! The night wind screamed, "What is it to delete my resources, there is a kind of coming at me!" It's like you're jumping out of the screen! ”

"Oh, yes, I forgot about this, come out right now!" Lin Xuan said with a smile, groping forward with both hands, but here in the night wind, all he saw was Lin Xuan's hand enlarged, suddenly occupying the entire screen.

"Hey, I mean, and I'm going to put my head on the keyboard." Night Breeze just breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately widened his eyes again.

Because, when the left hand filled the screen, it disappeared from the screen, and at the same time, a white hand suddenly stretched out from the computer monitor.

It's terrifying in an instant! Thriller to infinity!

You watch ghost movies, ghosts crawl out of the male protagonist's TV, and you're scared.

And then the ghost crawls out of the man's TV and then crawls out of your TV...... Q, what is your first mindset at this time?

Night Breeze said: The psychology is not reacting, but the physiology is very honest.

"Ahh Yes! Don't come out! The night wind trembled and crouched in the corner.

Soon, however, a second hand reached out and grabbed the edge of the table with his left hand, and then, under the frightened gaze of the night wind, the salted fish on the screen grew larger.

His head is coming out!

His head is out!

Wow! A giant salted fish head emerges from the computer screen! How strange and terrifying this scene is!

The midnight bell is weak, and Sister Sadako just crawled out of the TV, and she is still a female ♀ ghost, but what is this salted fish!

"Ahhh Don't! "But it was useless for the night wind to tremble and wail, and the head of the salted fish came out! An eerie green light illuminates the room!

"Any idea why it's green light? Because...... They told me, forgive you! The salted fish inside let out a rampant grin.

"Don't!"

"It's useless, it's useless to cut your throat!" At this moment, half of the salted fish came out of the screen, and one hand danced out of thin air, with a weird degree of MAX.

"Ahhh Cut your throat!"

Suddenly, with a scream of the night wind, the computer suddenly went black, and the salted fish disappeared.

Looking at the normal computer, the night wind trembled violently, and now I realized that my muscles were numb, and my lower body was wet.

"Was I dreaming......" he palpitated.

"It's not." A cold voice sounded behind him, and the night wind turned his head with a loud scream, and saw his sister with a lingering face.

"Xiaoxuan......" Night Wind breathed a sigh of relief when he saw his sister coming.

"Tell you not to cause trouble, you just won't listen, hey...... That salted fish is real! Fortunately, I unplugged it in time, otherwise I really don't know what would have happened, it's scary. My sister's chest heaved slightly, and it was obvious that she was also frightened.

"Sister, I was wrong, woo woo woo ......" Night Wind bowed to his sister Su Xuan, and the whole thing was embedded in her arms, the two were not brother and sister.

"Okay, okay, brother, don't be afraid." Su Xuan patted her brother's back and comforted softly, she was also scared, but her brother who was at the scene of the incident was afraid of this, she had to pretend to be stronger.

"I ...... Wrong...... I'll apologize tomorrow, that 100,000-year-old salted fish, is it a human or a ghost......" The night wind was sobbing.

"It's a human or a ghost, I don't know." The third voice sounded, and the two subconsciously followed the prestige and saw a person wearing salted fish clothes.

There was an eerie green glow in his eyes.

"Ahh The night wind let out a scream, "Salted fish! You're still, out of the picture! ”

Then, he fainted directly in fright, and fainted on the beauties' knees.

"You ......" Su Xuan was also scared enough, but quickly calmed down, "You are the up master, hello." ”

"Hello, you're much better than your brother, you're calm and calm, and I think he needs to do something there." Lin Xuan pointed to the crotch of his pants that was soaked by the night wind.

“…… Well, it's true, he helped me wash my clothes when I was a child, and I will help him wash them once today, since I was a child, my brother has been in front of me. ”

These words made Lin Xuan ponder, could it be......

"You're not afraid of me?" Salted fish tilted its head.

"I don't think you're a bad person."

"Of course I'm not a bad person, your brother is, malicious evaluation, I want to fulfill his wish now." Lin Xuan grabbed the night breeze and pressed his head the keyboard.

"Step 1, done!" Lin Xuan clapped his hands.

Su Xuan: "......"

So, does this existence who seems to have a lot of cultivation fly all the way here for this one?

In her opinion, this senior may have seen the address information found out by netizens, and then flew over, the salted fish just now should be an illusion.

She guessed half right, salted fish is indeed an illusion, but Lin Xuan didn't fly over, but opened any door and came by the power of space, and the location of the space door here is the screen of the computer!

"The second step, come, I specially brought these books to you, just copy them once a day, books are the ladder of human evolution, open can purify your mind, close can purify your brain, and I can purify you when I open and close these books." Lin Xuan took out a large pile of books.

English Compulsory 1-9

The Self-Cultivation of the Monk

One Hundred and Twenty Ways to Spend Time

……

A full stack, one meter high and one ton weighed, this is, do you want my brother to copy them all...... Su Xuan silently mourned for the night breeze, thinking that she would help him when the time came.

"Especially this last book "He Changed China", a proper classic, once a day, is very helpful to improve my posture level." Lin Xuan put down the last book, and then performed Dafa.

From Su Xuan's perspective, Lin Xuan could be seen typing out one strange rune after another in the void, and then submerged into his brother's body.

"This is the inheritance of keyboard warriors I prepared, in this era when typing is not responsible, young people are responsible for the world!" Lin Xuan smiled, see no, I want to create a superhero!