When the king saw me, he immediately smiled. "Nezha, why did you get out of the water?"

"No!" I replied, "When the courtier saw that the door was open, she went up the steps!" ”

"You're really capable!" The king smiled and said, "Come, give me a seat!" ”

The palace man led me to the last seat of the honored guests, and sat down not far from the king. The wet calves immediately wet the mat.

I looked around. In the VIP seats, I saw quite a few familiar faces. Opposite me, there are Youhou, Chonghou, Suhou and his wife, Li Hou and so on. Mo Fetus Ling is also inside. Next to her sat Su Chensheng's son. (They're finally dragging their feet?) ）

On my side, there are Fei Zhong and his wife, Lei Kai and his wife, Fei Lian and his wife, and evil couples. On the left side of the king sat Daji, and on the right side sat Ximei and Xinji.

When the king saw me looking around, "Nezha, what are you looking for?" Wine pond meat forest? ”

"yes!" I answered. However, I immediately noticed the smell of wine wafting from the three large pools that surrounded us. It's just that because of the proximity to the waterway, the smell is diluted a lot by the water vapor. And the laurel tree behind the wine pond is also full of meat from all kinds of game.

"Uncle King, the courtiers have seen it!" I say.

The king looked at me with a smile, "You're satisfied this time!" ”

"It's so magnificent, of course I'm satisfied."

King Su couldn't help but be overjoyed, "Nezha, you drink vegetarian wine!" Come on, serve wine to Professor Nezha. ”

A glass of pale red fruit wine was served, and I drank it all.

The king was still looking at me, "Nezha, this dress on your body is a little special!" ”

What's so special? Did he mean the style or the material?

"Uncle Qiqi, the courtier's dress, is made of the skin of the Pinghai shark clan. Wear it to swim in the water and dive for long periods of time without ventilating. ”

I saw that everyone's eyes were on me, and I immediately realized that I was talking too much.

At this time, the Marquis said: "In the East China Sea, there is indeed a merman clan. The human body is the tail of the fish. However, it is very difficult to capture. Miss Nezha can be said to be very lucky to be able to get it. ”

Lei Kai continued: "I heard that Miss Nezha and the Seven Princesses of the East China Sea Dragon Clan are friends of each other, and they still have some unique advantages!" ”

The king looked at me, "Nezha, is that really the case?" ”

What do these people mean? It seems that the cow really can't brag nonsense.

So I said, "Uncle Qi." Last year, when the courtiers traveled to Pinghai with the seven princesses of the East China Sea, they encountered a rebellious merman. The courtier's swimsuit was made from the skin of a mermaid who was killed by the courtier's maid and handed it over to the Sea Dragon Clan. ”

"The mermaid clan is the people of the dragon clan, and they cannot be killed unless they rebel. And the dragon tradition, only the skin clothes of the shark clan killed by their own hands can be worn on the body. This thing is bloody, and it is really not suitable as a thing in the palace. ”

"The mermaid is good at weaving. Most of the clothes of the dragon clan are woven by shark girls. If the uncle is interested, the courtiers can convey it to the dragon clan on their behalf. Let them pay tribute to the mermaid fabric. ”

The King squinted his eyes and listened, "Oh! Not bad. "Noncommittal.

At this time, Da Ji said: "Professor Nezha, I heard from Mrs. Ximei that you have reached a very high attainment in studying the art of agility in Dongying. Can you show it here for the king and the ministers? ”

I stood up and said, "Do as the queen commands." Then he walked to the edge of the pool and plunged into the water. Then he leaned out of the water and put the ring, aya, beads, and rope into the air and put on a performance.

The King of the Rings led the applause, then turned to Daji. "Look at Nezha's youth and heroic posture. Queen, I haven't seen her dance in a long time. ”

Daji blushed suddenly, "The king wants to see it, and the concubine performs for the king!" Then he took off the white gauze skirt on the outside, revealing the water-sleeved short skirt inside, walked to the center of the venue, and performed a song accompanied by ten palace people.

Between the staggered planning and the cup changing, the wine has passed three rounds and the dishes have passed five flavors. Drinking orders began among the guests. And I'm very bad at that.

"Nezha," the king called my name again. "What's your show?"

I looked at the guest seat next to me, "Uncle, I want to challenge the three people here." ”

"Oh?" The king was interested, "Tell me about it!" ”

"The first one, I'm going to compete with General Evil to lift weights!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone was in an uproar. I got up and came to evil. Truth be told, Evil Lai sat there almost as tall as I was. "General Evil, please!"

King Su smiled, "Nezha, General Evil is a famous strong man of the Great Shang. Although you are heroic, you are a woman ...... after all."

"So," I said, "I have the conditions!" ”

Evil came to his feet, and immediately came out like a mountain of people. He stepped over to me, stood in front of me, and asked me, "Little Professor, what are you going to compare?" ”

I looked at him and looked at the king, "The evil general weighs four times as much as a courtier, right?" Then he should have carried four times as much weight as a courtier, right? ”

"Huh?" Evil came with his mouth wide open.

The King smiled, "That makes sense. That's it! ”

The big man immediately made an extremely exaggerated expression, "How can I compare to Miss Nezha?" It's so unfair! ”

The king ordered the guards to bring five stone grinding plates. I'll cite one, and evil will cite four.

As a result, of course, I won. While I was still lifting, the evil came to put all the grinders on the ground, and was snorting and panting.

Fei Zhong got up and said, "Oops! Miss Nezha's posture of holding a grinding plate is really heroic! ”

"Nezha," the king asked, "who else do you want to compete with?" ”

I replied, "I'm going to race with General Fei Lian!" ”

This time, the reaction of the guests was even greater. King Xuan said with a smile: "General Fei Lian has been the leading running hero of my big business for decades. He is known as the god of wind. What are the conditions for you to challenge him? ”

Fei Lian also got up and stepped into the room, and first bowed his hand to the king of Xu, "Old Weichen, I don't know if I can earn some face for Xiao'er from Miss Nezha." ”

I looked at Fei Lian and raised my hand to measure his height. Although he is not as tall as Evil, he is more than a head and a half taller than me. So I said, "General Fei Lian is so much taller than me, and he should have run more distance than me." I pointed to the field in front of me, "So, I'll start with General Fei Lian." The general walks for half a week, and I walk for the diameter. The first to come wins. ”

Without waiting for Fei Lian to say anything, the king had already ordered. "This makes sense. Just Professor Nezha. ”

In this game, I naturally won again.

"Who are you going to challenge next?" The King asked.

"The courtiers want to challenge the uncle."

The King smiled, "What do you want to compare with me?" ”

"The courtiers want to drink with their uncle!"

Hearing this, several guests squirted out of their mouths at that time.

"Oh?" The king asked, "Nezha, what are the conditions for you and me to drink?" ”

I said, "The courtiers are cultivators, and the uncle is a huge amount. Then the courtier's daughter has a glass of fruit wine, and the uncle has three cups of rice wine, and whoever drinks it first wins. Huh? ”

"Hahahaha!" The king pointed at me, "What a girl! Looks like you're going to win today! Come, serve the wine! ”

After three glasses, the king realized that I still had a fifth of my wine left. "Nezha, how did you ......?"

I bowed my hand at the table, "Uncle, the courtiers drank too much just now. The stomach can't fit. The courtiers admit defeat. ”

"Haha!" The King was very happy, "Little Professor, you are finally willing to admit defeat!" Then he waved his hand, "Serve!" Let's drink with an open belly! ”

Then he added, "Nezha can not drink." Everyone else has to drink! ”

It's another round of fighting. Even many palace maids and guards were drunk.

Suddenly, I heard a plop, and a palace maid fell into the water on the opposite side of the pool. I immediately got up, plunged into the water, swam to the maid, and scooped her out of the water.

Several palace people picked up the palace maid who was foaming at the mouth. "Professor, please go back to the table!"

When I returned to the banquet, I saw that everyone from the king to the ministers were all drunk. I felt more and more empty and bored, so I got up and took my leave.

The King just waved his hand, "Go!" Take it with Dean Ishiji. ”

I went out from the water gate when I came, and drove a dragon boat across the mainland. Seeing that it was getting late, he flew into the air.

By the time I got back to the women's college, it was the middle of the night. I landed directly on the steps in front of the dormitory. When I entered the room, before I could undress, I fell down on the couch and fell into a deep sleep.