Chapter Eighty-Six: Let's Write a Book Together
Finally meet one of the legendary Konoha Three Ninjas, the toad immortal Jiraiya!
This great immortal still has not lost his demeanor back then, with a hippie smiling face, and he is still holding a copy of "Intimate Paradise" written by himself in the revision and revision.
"What's the matter, the dignified toad immortal came to me, what's the urgency?"
Qiao Mu reported to his house and went up to say hello.
"So you're that Qiao Mu?"
Jilai also closed the book and looked at Qiao Mu with a wicked smile, "I heard that you have done a lot of things in Konoha and actually turned my lovely disciples into girls?" It's an unforgivable sin, how the hell did you do it? ”
Haha, I know that it's not serious, so I actually asked how to do it?
Qiao Mu was bored and picked at the earwax and said, "Actually, it's not just them, I also communicated with Tsunade-sama, and I fell in love." Guess what we've been doing these days? ”
He took out his mobile phone and broadcast the clips of teasing Tsunade before on the spot, but he was also annoyed.
Whoever makes the family an admirer of Tsunade will definitely not be able to stand this kind of thing.
"Bastard, how could Tsunade look at you with a false eye? This must be fake! ”
"Really? If you don't want to believe it, then you can be happy yourself! ”
Qiao Mu took back his phone boredly, saying that he believed it or not.
"Hehe, you're quite a scoundrel, a little bit of a temper towards this immortal. Do you want me to show you some insight into the mysteries of the ninjutsu world? ”
Zilai also saw that Qiao Mu did not play cards according to common sense, so he simply deliberately provoked the law and invited him to fight.
"I believe it! Ninjutsu is already wonderful in this world, otherwise why would I come to Konoha? ”
Qiao Mu made a natural appearance, which made Zilai dumbfounded again.
"Can you still have fun like this? To be honest, are you here to PK with me? ”
In a fit of rage, he summoned the psychic beast Toad Wentai on the spot, and the horizontal knife immediately put on a posture to fight.
"Oh, Wen Taidu has been summoned? Is it possible to eat for many days with such fat? ”
There was a look of surprise in Qiao Mu's eyes, and the true nature of the foodie was undoubtedly exposed, which startled Wen Tai.
"What do you mean, you dare to eat the old man? Look at the knives! ”
The machete that flashed dozens of meters in his hand was about to kill him, but a bewitching light flashed in front of him, and it was Qiao Mu's Five Elements Pupil Technique.
The unspeakable illusion made Wen Tai stunned for an instant, as if he had seen an incredible scene.
There is also a beautiful music, and then it sounds......
"When the pond of happiness is planted, the dream becomes the ocean; The eyes of the drum and the big mouth also sing loudly! With a little wing, I can fly to the sun, and I believe that the miracle is in my body......
Lalala......
With you, leap frog......"
The cheerful BGM made Wen Tai's body sway involuntarily, and the huge body had a somewhat lively posture, and the whole section collapsed!
What the hell is this?
Zilai also saw that his eyes were straight, and then he didn't stop it, Toad Wentai had already taken the steps of the devil and went happily.
"What did you do to my psychic beast?"
Facing the angry Jilaiye, Qiao Mu smiled and said, "It's nothing, just let it fly itself." Hopeless, right? ”
"Suffer death!"
Zilai also spit out the oil bomb angrily, and then wanted to use the fire escape technique, not wanting Qiao Mu to suddenly show a picture album and appear in front of him.
"Do you know what a book is?"
"Wait, what is this?"
Jiraiya's eyes were immediately drawn to the illustration above, as he recognized that it was from the book "Intimacy Paradise" that he had written, but it had been changed to a manga.
However, the indescribable scene and the attractive painting style are really like a spring breeze!
So much so that Zilai forcibly held back the fire and almost choked.
He could only cover his throat and look at Qiao Mu suspiciously, looking confused.
"Haha, that's right! Shall I help you open the door to a new world? ”
Qiao Mu began to point to the album and explained to him in simple terms what a book is.
"This is a fanart adapted from your original book.,The painting style is bold.,Very powerful! Isn't it a little impulsive? That's right,That's the feature of the book.,Think about what people don't dare to think.,Painting people don't dare to paint.,It's definitely a good place for your Excellency to invest and join! ”
"What, you want me to do this with you?"
Zilai couldn't help frowning, and said in his heart that it was unreliable?
A book or something.,He's never heard of it in this world.,It's a nasty feeling!
"But, I like it!"
In the end, he was handsome for only three seconds, revealing a salivating expression, and he was actually cowardly.
The dignified toad immortal came from himself.,Actually tempted by the book comics.,If this thing gets out, it's estimated that no one will believe it.。
"So, we don't have to be enemies!" Qiao Mu began to flicker, flickering hard, "You see, although this book is very impactful, it is inferior to Daxian and your book." If we join forces to come up with an official book, how big do you say the impact is? ”
"Oh oh oh oh oh it turns out that the legendary book is this.,It's interesting!"
I was deeply fascinated by Qiao Mu's self-popularization, I didn't expect this kind of operation, it's really spiritual!
"What's more! We can also launch online reading, you see how developed the Internet is now, and it can also attract a new generation of people who use mobile phones. ”
Qiao Mu took out his mobile phone and kept showing it to Zilai, which simply opened the door to a new world.
"Yes, yes, you have a point! But ......" Jiraiya raised his eyebrows, and suddenly showed a bad expression, "You show favor to me like this, don't you have any special purpose?" ”
"Special purposes, of course, there are!" Qiao Mu touched his chin and said, "For example, I want to get together the three ninjas and come up with a perfect combination." ”
As he spoke, a strange figure appeared behind Jiraiya and quietly grabbed him.
"Old friend, we haven't seen each other in a long time! Let's talk about the old days today, right? ”
It's actually Orochimaru!
Jiraiya instinctively wanted to gather Chakra to enter the immortal mode, and at the same time summon psychic beasts to fight back, who knew that leaning on Orochimaru's body, there was actually an unusual feeling.
"Orochimaru, you won't be ...... Niang, right? ”
"So Jiraiya, I have to pull you into the water!"
Orochimaru lay his head on his shoulder and said with a smile, "Let's try the mysteries of the new world too?" ”
A pair of hands stretched out into Jiraiya's arms in an extraordinarily lingering way, but a unique chakra was instilled into his body, and even Jiraiya, who had cultivated immortal arts, could not resist.
What the hell is it like......
Why, I still can't extricate myself!
Looking at Zilai's painful and happy expression, Qiao Mu felt that another pair of lilies was about to be made up.
I'm so bad!
(It's the New Year, I wish you all a happy New Year's Day, and all your wishes come true.) I don't know if I'm a little bit of a street fighter, can I go further? Bless me! )