Chapter 4 Madara-sama, your blood pressure has risen again
Obito, which fused a large number of memories and knowledge inheritance from 0517's soul, suddenly woke up from his own consciousness space.
"My body, it's so itchy, I can't feel it in my left eye at all, oh yes, I've given it to that guy Kakashi."
He felt the pain and maddening itch transmitted from his body to his brain, and the cells between the columns and the internal organs of the rope tree released an astonishing life force, recovering from the damage of his body.
Not far away, Madara looked at this suddenly awakened clansman expressionlessly, and his heart was surprised.
"Under this kind of injury, under my suppression, did you still succeed in evolving to the Three Hook Jade?
This can't be described as a genius, it's simply, it's a monster!"
But his young man spoke at him:
"Hey, I said, since the old man has already appeared, where is the ring that he carries with him to put things?"
Madara: "...... I said, does the old man have anything to do with the ring? The old man has never heard of that kind of ring, right?! ”
Obito: "Huh? Isn't it according to the plot in the novel, and the adventures encountered by the protagonist are all the souls of an old grandfather in the ring? ”
The passer-by next to him, who was full of spikes and had the potential to evolve into a tentacle monster, nodded A Fei:
"This guy feels a lot like you when he's off the line."
"yes, I can ask him about what it feels like to be a human being."
Spot:...... This guy shouldn't have been stimulated too much when he evolved to write the wheel eye, and burned out his brain! In the history of the previous clan, there was a guy named Uchiha Shin, who finally opened his eyes at the age of forty and went crazy on the spot!
"Nothing strange about the ring! The old man is not a soul, he is a living person! ”
Today's young people know how to read novels as a whole! Has the false peace degenerated the Uchiha clan into this?!
"What! I was disappointed to meet a fake old grandfather! ”
Having foreseen Madara's conspiracy plan, Obito thought about it briefly, and now he can't turn his face with him, so pretending to be stupid is the best choice.
It's not who I'm targeting, in terms of pretending to be stupid and selling two, everyone here is a spicy chicken in front of me Uchiha Obito!
"Well. Anyway, it was the old man who saved me, did you save me? ”
"Humph! That's right, the location of your injury is right next to my tunnel.
But I didn't spend all my energy to save you in vain, and you ...... in return."
Before Madara finished speaking, Obito said to him with a wary face:
"You can dig me out of the boulder, are you......"
Madara looked confused, could it be that this guy has already deduced my identity?!
"Are you the third generation of Tsuchikage who has mastered the legendary technique of the ninja world!?"
Madara shook his body a few times after hearing this, and Ah Fei on the side exclaimed:
"Madara-sama! Your blood pressure has risen again! ”
"You even think I'm a little ghost like Ohnoki! Unforgivable! ”
Madara, whose blood pressure continues to rise, dragged a long chakra pipe, and a telekinetic technique came to Obito's side, and reached out to his head with a mallet!
"It hurts, it hurts~! What are you doing! You old man is not kind at all! ”
"Where's your brain?! Was it sucked clean by the eye when you evolved to write the wheel eye?! Iwa Shinobi made you look like this, do you think their shadow will come out and rescue you?! ”
Madara yelled at him with the handicapped man in his hand.
After roaring, he calmed down his mood and blood pressure, and saw that the soil with dates on his head finally came down honestly, and his heart was much more comfortable. At this moment, he seemed to have returned to the time when he led the Uchiha clan many years ago, at that time, the patriarch spoke, don't say questioning, who dares to hesitate a little, a glance over, he has to kneel down and call Dad!
But all this is meaningless, whether it is the so-called power or majesty, it is all short and illusory, to achieve real peace, only the crushing of strength is the right way!
Thinking of this, he slowly opened his left eye, revealing the three-hooked jade writing wheel eye.
"Old man, it's your ancestor, the legend of the ninja, Madara Uchiha!"
The powerful aura is accompanied by the lines full of the breath of the middle two, Madara feels that although he has not had an object to pretend to be forced for many years, his strength has not diminished in the slightest, but it is just ......
What does the little ghost on the other side mean with an embarrassed expression on his advanced cancer? Isn't it unbelievable and terrifying?!
Obito smiled in a cold sweat and said the question in his heart:
"Well, old man, even if you're a ...... Well, it looks like you've been single all your life, right? How could it be my ancestors? ”
……
Black Jedi: "Calm down! Calm down! Madara-sama, this is the most important part of your plan, please spare his life! ”
Ah Fei: "Wow! Madara-sama, your blood pressure has broken through the sky! ”
"Don't stop me! The old man is going to kill this nasty little ghost! Yes!!! Fire escape! Howe Fireball Technique!! ”
With the soil rolling, a vicious dog poop to the ground, pouting with difficulty and twisting and twisting like a caterpillar to crawl forward, behind the pitcher plant and the shit man are frantically blocking and demolition, a huge fireball was blocked by two poor melon-eating masses with their bodies.
"How can the Uchiha clan have a clan like you, it's really infuriating!!"
Obitu, who was too tired to crawl after climbing a few meters on the ground, had an innocent expression on his face.
"Whoever you really are, what do you want me to do as the price for saving me? Be your servant? ”
Madara was silent for a moment before speaking, "It's not impossible. "Therefore, caring for the elderly is a very meaningful social activity.
"I'm really sorry, I won't wear a cat-eared maid costume to death, you old pervert!"
……
"Hey, hey! If you have something to say, put down the sickle in your hand first! ”
Madara: "Don't stop me, I'm going to kill this scum!" ”
Hei Jue: "Do you like the legendary women's clothing boss?" I didn't expect Madara to be single all my life because of this fetish! ”
Ah Fei and the tentacle monster: "Senior, what is a women's clothing boss?" ”
Black Jedi: "...... You who run naked all day long will not understand this kind of worldly master! ”
Madara turned his head and glared at the black absolute:
"You guy, do you want to die again?! And the two of you, are you going to rebel?! ”
Obito on the side suddenly said very doggedly:
"Grandpa Madara, dissipate your anger, it's not good for your health for the elderly to be so angry."
The three humanoids on the side glared at the three pairs of dead fish eyes:
"Obviously you're the one who makes him angry!"
"So, tell me as a price to save me, if it's money or something, I'll borrow it from Mr. Watergate when I go back to the village; If you have to be a cat-eared maid, there are so many war refugees now, and it's not impossible to buy one for you......"
"If you dare to mention that word again, I will take back your life!"
"Then you can say it quickly, my Uchiha Obito is not a guy who doesn't repay his kindness!"
"Do you want to end my cause and effect quickly? Why, now that you, do you still want to go back to Konoha Village? ”
"Isn't that normal? Konoha has my family and friends, and since he didn't die, of course I have to go back. ”
"Go back? Do you still want to be a ninja? It's a pity......"
"I know! With my current body, my right arm is gone, and my left eye has been given to Kakashi, so I'm afraid it's hard to continue being a ninja. ”
Madara has a constipated expression on his face, why do young people like to steal words so much! Have you accepted reality? No, you can't fool me! Truly at the mercy of fate, how could it be possible to evolve the Sangoyu!
"However, even if I can't go to the battlefield anymore and can't do tasks anymore, I can go to the ninja school and become a teacher, even if I can't be a teacher, I can teach the children shuriken throwing in the clan!
I said, Grandpa Madara, there's a saying you probably haven't heard of: wherever there are leaves flying, the fire burns! ”