Chapter 143: Your Hair ...... (2-in-1!) Ask for a subscription! )
On the road.
Lu Gong's family is worthy of a big business, even if a group of people were killed by the bandits, there were still many servants who came back, so they sorted out the team and embarked on the road to Pei County, Surabaya County.
Before going on the road, Lu Gong's eldest daughter Lu Pheasant invited the eldest lady to share a carriage with the two sisters, but the eldest lady refused.
The ancient carriage did not have an anti-earthquake system, and with this potholed and broken road, if you sat in the carriage, you would definitely be shaking to death.
The eldest lady doesn't want to taste the ancient version of motion sickness.
When she saw Yi Xiaochuan riding a horse, the eldest lady had a thought in her heart, and asked Lu Gong's family for a horse, ready to gallop and share the prosperity of the world.
In the ancient world, how could you not ride a horse.
Although the eldest lady doesn't know how to equestrian, it doesn't matter, with her clever mind, she will definitely be able to learn it soon.
In fact, the eldest lady learned very quickly, and in Yi Xiaochuan's lively eyes, she quickly mastered equestrianism and controlled the little red horse.
Why is it a little red horse?
Of course, it's not because the eldest lady rides a pony with a red coat, she rides a big horse with a mixed coat, so it's just for fun.
Well, it's just fun, and the eldest lady is such a person.
After walking all the way, Lu Gong talked about it and introduced Yi Xiaochuan who was following the carriage: "This area is surrounded by mountains and rivers, and it can be said that it is an outstanding person!" This way, the scenery is very good! ”
Yi Xiaochuan smiled and said, "Really? ”
When the two were greeting, they didn't know that in the carriage behind, the two sisters of the Lu family were discussing Yi Xiaochuan, and they were extremely grateful to the man who saved their lives and saved their reputation, and naturally had some thoughts in their hearts that they shouldn't have.
As for the eldest lady, she has long been forgotten by them.
After walking like this for a while, twenty or thirty miles, he stopped for a short repair.
It's also strange to say that Lu Gong's family met a bandit, and as a result, there were still a few beautiful maids left, and those bandits were really not professional.
The eldest lady can't say anything about this, someone prepares a meal for herself, then she accepts it peacefully, how can she be like Yi Xiaochuan, who looks a little restrained, only promised, and can't speak, it's really a shame for us traversers!
"Here, pour the wine!" Looking at a young maid with a delicate appearance and a wine jug in her hand, Lu Gong ordered with a smile: "Full, full!" ”
The maid obediently did so, filled Yi Xiaochuan's wine glass, and then turned to leave.
Yi Xiaochuan was not used to this kind of life of being served, so he said politely to the maid who poured the wine: "Thank you." ”
Lu Gong said with a smile: "Thank you Gongzi for escorting you all the way, come, the old man respects Gongzi for a cup!" ”
As he spoke, he picked up the wine glass full of wine and toasted Yi Xiaochuan.
The eldest lady didn't join in the excitement, and went to the side to enjoy the food on the grounds that she didn't drink, but the food in this era was unimaginably bad and didn't quite fit the eldest lady's appetite, so she hid to the side, quietly took out the modern junk food in the storage bag, and began to eat.
Yi Xiaochuan hurriedly raised his glass and said, "Old man, you explained the scenery along the way for me along the way, you must have a dry mouth, I should give you a glass!" ”
Lu Gong said with a smile: "The son is really eloquent, then, the old man is not welcome." ”
The two spoke a few words and began to drink.
At this moment, the sisters of the Lu family, who had been staying in the carriage, finally got out of the carriage, and the two walked over.
Lu Gong hurriedly asked the two daughters to toast their benefactors.
The two sisters did so.
Lu Pheasant said: "I see Daddy, how about you drinking here, so boring, why don't you give everyone a little dance to help the wine?" ”
Lu Gong didn't say a word, and immediately agreed to Lu Pheasant's request, and I don't know what this father thinks in his heart.
Hearing that his father agreed to his request, Lu Pheasant couldn't help but be overjoyed, walked to the center of the venue, and then danced the feather dance, which was extremely beautiful and pleasing to the eye.
"I have to record it, and when I return to the real world, I will send it to the barrage network, so that they can enjoy the dancing of ancient beauties...... Hehe, no one would have thought that this is really a dance of ancient beauties......"
When he saw that Lu Pheasant was about to dance, Su Meng had this idea in his heart, so he took out his mobile phone, turned on the video recording function, and recorded it to Lu Pheasant who was dancing.
As for Yi Xiaochuan, from the moment he saw Lu Pheasant, his eyes were straight, there was no way, the clothes Lu Pheasant was wearing were too dazzling, and they were embroidered with gold wire, exuding dazzling golden light in the sun.
The end of a dance.
Lu Pheasant received praise from everyone.
Seeing that it was not early, Lu Gong planned to continue his journey, using drinking as an excuse to invite Yi Xiaochuan to rest in his carriage, in fact, he wanted to inquire about Yi Xiaochuan's family conditions, and then recruit a son-in-law for himself......
In the carriage, when Lu Gong talked to Yi Xiaochuan, he knew that the other party was not married, so he said that the second daughter in his family had not yet married......
Yi Xiaochuan is such a shrewd person, as soon as he heard Lu Gong say this, he understood that Lu Gong wanted to recruit him as his son-in-law, what kind of business?
He Yi Xiaochuan is only twenty-six years old this year, and he hasn't played enough, how can he just step into the grave of marriage?
Thereupon......
Yi Xiaochuan immediately made an excuse, escaped from the carriage, and continued to ride a horse.
Seeing Yi Xiaochuan's embarrassed appearance, Su Meng rode a horse to Yi Xiaochuan's side and said with a smile: "I said, Yi Xiaochuan, people want to recruit you as a door-to-door son-in-law, why don't you just do it?" Look at Marshal Tianpeng, didn't he also become a son-in-law in Gao Laozhuang? ”
Yi Xiaochuan secretly glanced at Lu Gong in the carriage, and saw that he didn't notice him, so he said softly: "No! The two sisters, Lu Pheasant and Lu Su, are not my cup of tea. Besides, I only met the two sisters once, and then I was going to talk about marriage, there is nothing so outrageous in this world, right? Moreover, I am not Marshal Tianpeng, I am much more handsome than him, and I also have more pursuits than him. ”
Su Meng glanced at Yi Xiaochuan, and then began to pretend to be a magic stick, a strange smile appeared on her pretty face: "Why don't I make a bet with you?" ”
Yi Xiaochuan asked curiously, "Bet on what?" ”
Su Meng blinked and said, "Let's bet on Lu Pheasant or Lu Su, will these two sisters fall in love with you?" What do you think? Do you want to make a bet with me? ”
Yi Xiaochuan waved his hand and said, "Isn't this okay?" ”
Su Meng said: "What's wrong, or do you dare not bet with me?" ”
Yi Xiaochuan said: "What do I Yi Xiaochuan dare not do, it's just ...... I bet with you, what's the benefit? I won't do anything good! ”
Su Meng said with a smile: "Benefits, of course there are benefits, if you win the bet, then I'll tell you how to go home?" ”
Yi Xiaochuan said excitedly: "Really, you really tell me how to go home?" ”
Su Meng rolled his eyes and said, "Nonsense, it doesn't matter when I Su Meng speaks, but if you want to go home, you need to think about it in the long run, maybe you will have to wait for a long time." ”
Yi Xiaochuan calmed down, a firm light flashed in his eyes, and said: "Sister Su, I bet with you, I hope you don't talk and don't count, you say, how can we bet?" ”
Su Meng said: "Just bet on whether these two sisters will like you at the same time, what do you say?" ”
Yi Xiaochuan nodded and said, "I bet with you." ”
At the same time, he thought to himself: 'Love at first sight is the most unreliable, not to mention that both of them like me, although I think my charm is amazing, when everyone loves it, flowers bloom, but feelings are not accurate, I will not lose!'" ’
"A gentleman's word, the horse is difficult to chase!"
Su Meng said with a smile: "Yi Xiaochuan, you are doomed, when the time comes, you still have to find a way to please me, otherwise I dare not guarantee how I will treat you, how about being an experiment?" I happen to have a new drug here, but it hasn't been tested in clinical trials, and it is said that the drug is effective in turning an adult into a child, and you say, if you lose, I let you take this drug, do you think it's okay? ”
When Yi Xiaochuan heard this, he instantly broke out in a cold sweat.
He was frightened by what the eldest lady said, and he felt so terrible.
Yi Xiaochuan hurriedly said: "Sister Su, don't scare me, I'm not scared, if I lose, can you not give me that kind of medicine, it's a big deal I promise you three requests, are you optimistic?" ”
"Okay, okay, don't be so nervous, I'm kidding you, where will I have this kind of medicine for adults to take smaller, and besides, there is no such medicine in this world, just think about it, adults become children, violating the law of conservation of energy......"
Yi Xiaochuan showed an embarrassed expression on his face and asked, "What is the law of conservation of energy?" ”
Su Meng pursed his lips and said, "Yi Xiaochuan, you failed physics in high school, right?" Didn't even learn the first law of thermodynamics, or did you forget it? ”
Yi Xiaochuan shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly: "Please, Sister Su, I forgot what I learned in high school, I forgot it when I went to junior college, not to mention that now that I am twenty-six years old, how can I remember?" ”
Hearing Yi Xiaochuan talk about his age, the eldest lady glanced at Yi Xiaochuan curiously, but she didn't say anything, and her strange eyes made Yi Xiaochuan feel a lot of pressure.
Yi Xiaochuan asked, "Sister Su, what do you see me doing?" I don't have any dirt on my face. ”
Su Meng moved the idea of teasing Yi Xiaochuan, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "Oh, I see that you have vegetable leaves between your teeth." ”
Yi Xiaochuan is not a fool, he remembers that he didn't eat vegetables just now, he just ate some pastries, how could there be vegetable leaves?
"Sister Su, you lied to me, I didn't eat vegetables just now."
"Oh, is it? Maybe I'm wrong, don't worry about these details! ”
Su Meng said a few words casually, and was ready to fool the past.
Yi Xiaochuan was not so easy to deceive, looked at the eldest lady and said, "Sister Su, you are lying to me, you must be lying to me, aren't you?" ”
Su Meng nodded and said, "Yes!" I'm lying to you! What do you want? ”
"I, I ......"
Yi Xiaochuan can't help the eldest lady at all.
Su Meng said with a smile: "Okay, don't be so stingy, don't I just joke with you, are you too small, or can't even make jokes?" ”
Yi Xiaochuan: "......"
What can I say? I'm also helpless!
Seeing Yi Xiaochuan's aggrieved expression, the eldest lady muttered in her heart, for the first time, she felt that she had done it, and was it too much to treat an unlucky child like this?
But after thinking about it, this thing is the protagonist, besides, it's just a joke with him, and it can't rise to an excessive level......
Su Meng's eyes rolled, and he decided to change the topic first, just when he saw Yi Xiaochuan's long hair tied with a crown, he immediately asked, "Yi Xiaochuan, how old are you this year?" ”
Yi Xiaochuan was confused, this eldest sister asked you what your age is, but he still replied: "I'm twenty-six this year, what about you?" ”
"Humph!" Su Meng snorted arrogantly and said, "You ask me what my age does, don't you know that a woman's age is a secret?" ”
In fact, the eldest lady doesn't know how old she is, if you divide it by age in the real world, she is eighteen years old this year, and even if you add the age of traveling through the world, she is only twenty-one years old now.
Well, no matter what age you are, you are younger than Yi Xiaochuan's twenty-six years old.
And in the process of the eldest lady fooling Yi Xiaochuan, she said that she wanted the other party to call her sister, in case Yi Xiaochuan knew her real age, then she would definitely not be able to control him in the future.
Yi Xiaochuan unilaterally understood the reason why the eldest lady was so fussed, he felt that the other party must have lived for a long time, to say the least, he must be thirty or forty years old, so he was so nervous about his age, worried that others would know.
If the eldest lady knew what Yi Xiaochuan was thinking, she wouldn't know whether she couldn't cry or laugh bitterly, but she would definitely beat Yi Xiaochuan up.
"You traveled to the Qin Dynasty and stayed here for a few years?"
Su Meng asked.
"It's not that long as a few years, I traveled here and stayed here for less than half a year......" Yi Xiaochuan touched his head, frowned slightly, as if recalling how many years he had stayed, and then was silent for a moment, and said: "Oh, it's three months, since the day I came to this world, I have started to record time, a total of ninety-three days have passed......"
"Impossible!"
Su Meng interrupted: "If it's only three months, how can your hair grow so fast, you can even tie it, this is not scientific, your hair grows at most ten centimeters a year, you have to have fifty or sixty centimeters to say the least......"
Yi Xiaochuan said with a smile: "Maybe I'm in a hurry!" ”
Miss: "......"
Flicker, you continue to flicker, see if you can fool me, or if I exposed your trick and fooled Miss Ben, I really watched the abduction for so many years in vain.
Su Meng said: "You're not really hair, it's a wig, right?" ”
"Yes!" Yi Xiaochuan said: "Sister Su, you guessed it, I am a wig, just to follow the customs of the locals and make it easier to walk, otherwise with short hair, others will think that I am a criminal." ”
Su Meng said with a smile: "I knew it would be like this. ”
Seeing this appearance of the eldest lady, Yi Xiaochuan felt helpless, is this person really from the Time and Space Administration? With an innocent and casual temperament, I always feel that she is unreliable, so she won't be fooling me, right?
In fact, the eldest lady is really fooling you, and you also thought of the truth, but there is no evidence, as long as there is no evidence, who can prove that the eldest lady lied?
The group continued to hurry, and finally before dark, a small city appeared in their field of vision, which was the destination of Lu Gong's family-
Surabaya County, Pei County!
(End of chapter)