"I've been upset for a long time when Cristiano, tomorrow the two of us will clean him up?"

Back at the hotel in the evening, Rooney touched Vardy's room and said to Vardy mysteriously.

This is normal, three people don't like each other, which is the proof of the basic feelings, usually the friendship between men does not show itself as kissing me and me.

Vardy nodded approvingly, thinking Rooney's proposal was a good one.

"Do you have any elaborate plans?" Vardy asked with interest.

"Nope!" Rooney replied crisply.

Vardy can't control the black threads all over his face, you didn't plan to say a yarn?

"Why don't you rush over and hold him down tomorrow on the sidelines, and I'll quickly shave his head with a hair clipper?" Rooney scratched his head and said on a whim.

Vardy was even more speechless, you can't be unhappy with all the haired people in the world just because you're bald, right?

If Rooney really shaves Ronaldo, it is estimated that Ronaldo, who cares most about his hairstyle, can fight hard with Rooney.

"Why don't you pry his mouth open and I'll pour mustard into it?" Rooney had a creative idea again, and said to Vardy as if he were offering a treasure.

It is said that people with less hair are smart, but why didn't Vardy see this from Rooney?

It felt like his brain was falling one by one with his hair, never to come back

Forget it, with this product, his IQ will be lowered, this is not an average, it's better to stay away from him!

Vardy pushed Rooney out of the door and slammed it shut, barely audible outside the door.

"Otherwise, we can pick his pants."

After a night of silence, Vardy dreamed that he and his team-mates were already standing on the podium of the European Championships, lifting the trophy, and the whole world was worshipping England, and the stadium was jubilant.

Then, Vardy woke up, dazed, confused with reality and the dream world.

It's a truly exciting dream and, most importantly, Vardy's dreams are always accurate.

As long as it's something that could happen in reality, and then Vardy dreamed about it, and soon it will happen, and Vardy will never lie.

Of course, it is impossible to completely detach from reality, and Vardy has dreamed of himself ten times a night, and he obviously does not have the strength

Is this a sign that England can win the title?

Beautiful!

In the morning, Vardy hummed "Today is a good day", and he couldn't stop eating, and if you don't know, you must have thought that Vardy scored twice with his girlfriend last night.

Although everyone doesn't know what he's singing, the look of the smug is hilarious.

Rooney leaned over and said to Vardy with a smug expression: "I thought of a few more ideas last night, promising to make Ronaldo lose face, how about it, do it with me!" ”

Wayne Rooney has clearly gone further and further down the road, and Vardy is worried that his ultimate goal is not to destroy the planet.

Speaking of destroying the earth, Vardy thought of his younger brother Balotelli, because of his outstanding performance at Inter, Ba Shen was successfully selected for the national team and participated in the European Championship with the team.

However, because he was too young, Prandelli did not trust Balotelli very much, and only came off the bench for a few minutes in the second group game, and then until Spain were eliminated from the Coppa Italia, he did not play again, so to speak, he just came to the European Championship to play a bottle of soy sauce and then got out.

After Italy was eliminated, Balotelli also called Vardy to comfort him, but Vardy was there to comfort others, and that was by no means Vardy's style.

Of course, Balotelli was still taken care of by Vardy, and he forgot about any sad things, because Vardy promised that when the new season was assembled, he would have a party and let him play casually

Vardy doesn't know how Rooney plans to clean up Ronaldo and doesn't plan to get involved because he has more important tasks to do.

If you win the warrior monk duel, do you want to have a real fight with Pepe?

This is clearly unrealistic.

Pepe was later called a warrior monk, usually because he often used additional movements on the field with punches and kicks, and he was really not the kind of reckless man who threw punches.

So, this task is also a difficult problem.

Perhaps, the meaning of the system is to allow yourself to have more additional moves than Pepe, right?

Jamie Vardy isn't really good at rude fouls, and as a striker, if you're all that violent, can you count on the opposition defenders to show mercy at your feet?

But what kind of standard is there for whom, in the face of Pepe, if you behave like a gentleman, then he can rudely turn you into a lady

So, Vardy doesn't really have any psychological burden, just worries that the level is not enough to meet the requirements of the task.

Adapt when the time comes.

As for the task of defeating Ronaldo, this is relatively clear and simple, even if there is no systematic task, Vardy cannot be defeated by Ronaldo, his goal is to win the championship, when he and Ronaldo stand opposite, whether it is friendship or passion, they turn into infinite fighting spirit and soar into the sky

As he warmed up in the stadium in the evening, Vardy felt that Rooney next to him was always eager to try the other half of the field, like a bull in heat, and his front hooves slashed the ground a few times before launching a charge.

This thing is not really planning to attack Ronaldo, right?

After thinking about it, Vardy still stopped Rooney, and at the moment of the big battle, it is better not to cause trouble.

Although the three of them know the life-and-death friendship between them, others don't know, if Rooney moves too violently and misunderstands the other players in Portugal, then he can use the numerical advantage to push Rooney down there in minutes, all kinds of friction

In order to avoid such a tragedy, Vardy still held Rooney and did not let him out to cause trouble.

It's like raising a dog, knowing that this thing has been excited for the past few days, and you still let it go out into the wild, maybe in the end, many girls and dogs in the community will suffer!

Think about it, the whole community reverberates with the sound of screaming, tragic and poignant, and endless grievances.

After the warm-up, the players of both sides returned to the dressing room, and by this time, everyone had already got the starting lists of both sides.

England has not changed much, and the main line-up has long been fixed, except in exceptional circumstances, such as Joe Hart still starting in place of the injured James.

What people didn't expect was that Portugal's starting line-up had one of the most obvious changes.

Neither Nuno Gomez nor Postiga could get into the starting line-up, and looking at the starting list, Scolari actually straightened Ronaldo to the starting center-forward position.

Ronaldo's scoring ability has long been recognized by everyone, if Ronaldo can't score, then there are few strikers in world football who can score.

However, Ronaldo prefers to play on the wing, because it allows him to get rid of the endless entanglement of the opposition central defenders, avoid hand-to-hand combat with opponents, and at the same time have more space on the wing for him to move freely, which is why he can be a threat.

Even if Ronaldo has successfully transformed into an all-round goalscorer and is proficient in grabbing headers, he has been in the penalty area, and his advantage is almost gone.

Why did Scolari make such an arrangement?

Nuno Gomez and Postiga are useless, but does it really make sense to fill the hole with the team's biggest trump card?

Seeing Portugal's starting list, I'm afraid that most people have the same doubts as Vardy.

As for the real tactical effect, we can only wait until the game to find out.

When the players from both sides showed up in the tunnel, the atmosphere was not awkward.

Even if Portugal eliminated England in the World Cup, it was only an encounter in the end, and it was not a big hate.

And most of Portugal's stars have played or are playing in the Premier League and are familiar with the English players, which is not to mention hostile.

Cristiano Ronaldo and Nani at Manchester United, Carvalho and Pacos Ferreira at Chelsea, and Bosingwa and Deco have just signed for Chelsea, with six players on the pitch all linked to the Premier League.

It is also very funny to say that Portugal has more Chelsea players in the team than there are Chelsea players in the England team.

The familiar players were already talking to each other, with John Terry and Frank Lampard joking with team-mates and newcomers as vice-captains of Chelsea, with no sign of the impending big game.

Ronaldo walked over and completed the chest bumping ceremony with Vardy and Rooney, which is a way of greeting men to each other, but after the bumper, Vardy felt that Ronaldo's breasts were big again

At this time, Rooney's eyes on Ronaldo had begun to shine, like a homeless man who had been hungry for a few days and saw a large plate of fragrant roast suckling pig in front of him, and his saliva flowed.

Ronaldo didn't know why, but he was narcissistic in his heart thinking that he hadn't seen him for more than a month, and Rooney had missed himself so much.

However, Vardy still couldn't help but tear down the stage and said: "Yesterday Wayne picked me up and cleaned you up, such as one person holding you down, another person shaving you underneath, and then breaking your mouth and pouring it into him He said this is your favorite!" ”

In fact, there is no need for Vardy to add fuel to the fire, Ronaldo has already jumped up and played with Rooney. The two energetic guys punched to the flesh, and the fight was called a thrill.

Seeing this, Vardy thought of the two equally energetic puppies in the house.

Perhaps the movement of the two is relatively large, and the warrior monk Pei Pei rushed over to help Ronaldo.

But before he could run over, he was pulled by Nani.

"If you don't help, forget it, why don't you let me help!" Pepe couldn't help but raise an eyebrow at Nani.

"If a couple is making out and you bother, they may splash you with footwater!" Nani spread her palms and explained to Pepe.

Pepe was stunned, "But they're not a couple?" What a mess! ”

"Well, it means the same thing, if you disturb their happy routine, they probably won't splash you with footwater, but be prepared to drink footwash until your stomach explodes!"

After saying that, Nani turned his head again and watched the performances of Rooney and Ronaldo as if they were lively, leaving Pepe with question marks on the spot.