Chapter 107: Wu'er goes crazy
Hua'er jumped down from Jiao'er, squatted on the black **, and scolded: "What kind of nerves do you have! Why do you want to bite the big brother?"
The turtle did not dare to resist, and shrank its head into its shell with a swish, not daring to come out.
Hua'er raised his head and said to Xiaobao: "I'm sorry big brother, Wu'er has never taken the initiative to bite someone like this, and I don't know why I'm nervous today." I'm looking at it, let's go back!"
Xiaobao smiled at her, although he had doubts in his heart, he still nodded and said, "Okay, let's go back." Little sister, who are you in your family?"
The painter slapped the turtle shell with his little hand, sat on its back, followed Xiaobao and Jiao'er to the village, and said, "Just me and grandma." ”
Jiao'er looked at the turtle carrying the painting, but she didn't show any difficulty at all, and was secretly surprised.
Xiaobao was also a little shocked, this turtle must be extraordinary! Just sighed in his mouth, and continued to ask the painting: "Then isn't your father and mother at home?"
Hua'er shook her head and said, "I don't have a mother, only my father, he's a general!"
At this time, Xiaobao and Jiao'er were stunned at the same time, lowered their heads and asked her in unison: "Your father is a general, so does his name have a brave character?"
Hua'er nodded, looked up and said, "My father's name is You Yong, and he is a loyal general who guards the Styx. Do you know him, brother and sister?"
It turned out that this little girl was the little mischief that the mother-in-law said, Xiaobao and Jiao'er looked at each other and smiled, looked at the painting and said, "We will recognize it soon, we were going to find your father in the Styx!"
Hua'er clapped her hands excitedly and said, "Then I'm going too! I haven't seen my dad for a long time!"
The three of them talked all the way, and soon entered the village, and along the way they met some villagers with fishing nets on their shoulders, but they didn't even dare to say hello, glanced at the turtle and left in a hurry.
Although Xiaobao and Jiao'er are strange, it is inconvenient to ask more.
When they returned to the old woman's house, Yan Quan's eyes widened when they saw that Xiaobao and Jiao'er were actually leading a girl riding on a turtle.
As soon as she got home, she jumped off the turtle and ran to the kitchen shouting: "Grandma, I'm back!"
Little Bean Sprouts and Lan Yue'er jumped out of the kitchen with a gray face, and when they saw this little girl of the same age as themselves, they sighed at the same time.
You Hua'er was also startled when she saw that two girls with big flower faces suddenly appeared on the stage, and then she covered her stomach and giggled!
Then he passed them and went into the kitchen. After a while, the old woman shouted angrily: "You three little tricksters get me out!
The three little girls pouted, all of them walked out with big faces, and Hua'er grabbed Yue'er and Ya'er's little hands: "I'll take you to a place to play!"
When Yue'er and Ya'er heard this, they nodded excitedly, and the three little girls ran out in a hurry.
Everyone looked at each other and looked at each other. Or children are the most innocent and flawless, even if they first meet, they are unsuspecting, and all their manners are natural, not like adults who are intrigued.
The meal was ready, and looking at the table of chicken, duck and fish, Niu Tong's eyes lit up. Everyone came to sleep in the open today, but at this time, they enjoyed the long-lost warmth in this farmhouse.
Bai Lun walked to the hall with four or five large wine jars, and the old woman smiled and said: "My son stayed at home, and my old wife can't drink, and my granddaughter can't, so let's entertain the guests who come from afar!"
Everyone hurriedly got up and said to her, "Mother-in-law, you are too polite!"
The old woman smiled and said: "Don't see outside, the old woman and this little mischief have been dependent on each other for so many years, and the rebel son does not often come back to see us, the family has not been so lively for a long time!
Wei'er was the most well-behaved, sat next to the old woman and said, "Grandma, when we are done, we will come back to see you!"
The old woman's wrinkles were piled up together, and she hugged Wei'er and said with a smile: "Good boy, the door of the house is open every day, when do you want to come, come and see me, an old woman!"
As soon as Wei'er screamed, the rest of the women also called grandma, and the old woman was so happy that she was in tears, touching this one's head for a while, pinching that one's face for a while, and her lips trembled and said: "They are all good children, all of them are so handsome, alas, if my rebel son marries one of you, how much incense has been burned in the previous life!"
All the girls blushed and pursed their mouths, and the old woman continued: "It's a pity that that kid doesn't have this kind of life, you fairy-like characters, mortals are blessed, I don't know which way of the fairy nobles, can win your favor!"
As he spoke, he glanced at Xiaobao with his eyes as if he was intentional or unintentional, and stopped talking with a smile.
Everyone's faces were even redder, but they put their little mouths back and glared at Xiaobao as if they were sad.
Calm but secretly glanced at Long Jiao, but found that Long Jiao was also looking at her intently, his heart trembled, he quickly lowered his eyes, sat on the chair and didn't dare to move.
Hua'er and Ya'er Yue'er had already returned, and at this time, the three little girls sat together, holding the chopsticks in their hands and kept knocking on the empty bowl and said, "Have you finished speaking, we are all starving to death!"
Everyone laughed, and the old woman hurriedly urged: "Fill up all the wine and the rice, don't think you are outsiders, they are all the sons and grandsons of my wife, let them eat! Everyone immediately started, and for a while, the cups were staggered, so lively!
Lei Yan flew in from the outside with a whoosh and landed on Xiaobao's shoulder. The green fox also got in and leaned at Yue'er's feet.
Xiaobao frowned and shook his head: "You guys, you are always out of place! Are you hungry? I'll feed you something!"
Sandwiched a slice of beef and handed it to Lei Yan's mouth. Lei Yan twisted her head and chirped, as if she didn't want to eat!
Xiaobao smiled, put the beef into his mouth, and sandwiched another green vegetable, this time Lei Yan snorted, put the green vegetables into the swallow peck, a light peck, and ate the green vegetables cleanly, and half a drop of oil did not touch Xiaobao!
The painting laughed and shouted, "It's fun, it's fun! This bird doesn't eat insects, but eats vegetables!"
Xiaobao also smiled bitterly and said: "You, like girls, don't eat meat, you like vegetarian!"
Jiao'er stared at Lei Yan, her eyes were a little strange, and she opened her mouth and said, "Yan'er come here." ”
Lei Yan flapped her wings a few times and flew to Jiao'er's shoulder.
Yue'er pouted and said, "What's strange, my Green Star only eats some flowers and never eats meat!
Diexuan said with deep sympathy: "That's it, if you get fat, then it's troublesome!"
The men laughed, and Long Jiao held the wine bowl and said: "Long has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for decades, and has summed up a truth! Drinking wine in a big bowl and eating meat in a large piece is a happy life!"
Diexuan's eyes widened and scolded him: "You know what, you know how to eat!"
The dragon's horn stretched out his tongue, and he didn't dare to speak anymore, and secretly drank with his head down. The crowd burst into laughter again!
"Oops!" Xiao Bao suddenly screamed, and when he looked down, it turned out that the big turtle had climbed to his feet again and bit his calf in one bite!
The old woman and Hua'er changed their faces at the same time, and Hua'er was so angry that her little face turned white, and she shouted at the turtle: "Wu'er, what are your nerves?!
The turtle was also obedient, and slowly let go of his mouth, but a lock of blood flowed out of its mouth, and the women were frightened, and they got up and gathered around Xiaobao, and couldn't help but open his trouser legs to check his injuries, but saw that his legs were intact, so they were relieved.
But where did the blood come from in the turtle's mouth? The painting ran to the turtle's side, crouched down and broke open its mouth, only to see that there were already a few broken teeth inside!
The crazy woman stared at Xiaobao and exclaimed: "You little brother, you obviously don't know martial arts, but you have even practiced kung fu to the peak, it's unbelievable!"
Xiaobao smiled bitterly: "Where can I practice kung fu, I have a heart pill in my body, water and fire are not invaded, and I am not afraid of knives and guns, so I am not afraid of being bitten." It's just that why does this turtle always like to bite me?"
The painting also said strangely: "I don't know why it does this, it has never happened before!"
Calmly covered his mouth and chuckled: "Didn't Brother Xiaobao ever offend it, right?"
Xiaobao smiled bitterly and shrugged: "It's the first time I've seen it today!"
But I saw that although the turtle had broken a few broken teeth, it still didn't give up, stretched its neck, and hooked it to Xiaobao's legs!
Xiaobao frowned, retracted his right leg, and was a little angry in his heart, looking at the turtle and saying, "What the hell do you want to do!"
Hua'er was also at a loss for what to do, and said with a pale face: "It has never been like this! Brother, who are you? Why does Wu'er always attack you!"
Xiaobao frowned and said, "I want to figure it out too!"
The old woman also looked surprised, looked at Xiaobao and said: "Wu'er can distinguish between loyalty and treachery, know good and evil, if it takes the initiative to attack someone, then this person must have evil thoughts!"
Xiaobao then understood why when he returned to the village with Hua'er, he met some villagers who didn't even dare to say hello, they must have had bad thoughts about this lonely old widow's home before, but they were bitten by this turtle and were afraid!
But if you walk right and sit upright, how can you have evil thoughts?
The old woman also immediately said to him: "But you child, your eyes are upright, your heart is kind, Wu'er bites you, but I don't know why!"
Everyone originally had a lot of complaints about the old woman's words, but when they heard her say it at this moment, they were also angry, and looked at the turtle and was puzzled.
Lei Yan flew over and landed on Xiaobao's shoulder, chirping endlessly.
Xiaobao frowned, looked at Lei Yan and said, "You mean this turtle wants my blood?"
Lei Yan actually lowered his body a few times and agreed.
Xiao Bao frowned: "What's so difficult about that, since this turtle wants my blood, I'll give it it!
Since the four polar beasts followed left and right, and the green fox with the kiss of the green fox, Xiao Bao has known that the blood of the Yang God is used to make the divine beasts recognize the master, but the ordinary people of this small fishing village also have their own concubines?
Thinking about it, Xiaobao still bit his index finger and leaned in front of the turtle: "Do you want this?"
The turtle seemed to understand human language, and immediately broke free from the painting, crawled to Xiaobao's side, stretched out its long head, and licked Xiaobao's hand.
Then, a startling scene appeared, after the turtle licked Xiaobao's blood-stained fingers, it suddenly turned around very quickly, bit heavily on the arm of the painting, the blood entered the throat, the limbs moved quickly, and in the blink of an eye, it jumped out of the door and disappeared into the night!