Chapter Twenty-Eight: My Wife's Is Older Than Me?!
"Oops, hey......" With the strange light flashing in the fish's eyes, the thief's father suddenly trembled, and she felt that she was undergoing a magical change.
Between my legs, it seems that something is growing!
"Very good, it's coming soon, the first step is solved, everything is difficult at the beginning, I hope it can be smooth later." The thief's son looked at the mayor's daughter lying on the bed and smiled wickedly, she slept soundly, completely unaware of the imminent danger.
"Hey, Xiaoqian, what's wrong with you?" The thief's son turned his head and asked after feeling the abnormality of the thief's father, the thief's son and the thief's father were naturally just code names, and their names were still very normal.
"I think something is wrong...... "Father thief twisted, "something looks like something is growing in me......"
"What grows, hey! You're here!" The thief's son suddenly widened in shock, and he noticed that the thief's father had a honey bulge between his legs.
"It's not going to be ......," the thief's son's voice trembled, "that...... Men's ......"
So the thief's father grabbed it with a trembling hand, and there was nothing wrong with that feeling!
"Really...... It's really ......" The thief's father is going to cry, for the first time he feels hopeless and helpless, and a woman grows something for a man, isn't that ......
"How is that possible!" The thief's son's mood is on the verge of collapse, and he is about to go berserk, the thief's father has a good relationship with him, and the two of them have done everything they should do, and they are almost about to become a couple.
"Get out of here first, tonight's mission will be canceled first!" The thief's son pulled the thief's father and turned around and left, he is now the backbone of the heart, and there can be no hesitation.
In fact, his heart was really trampled by 10,000 alpacas! What kind of ghost stories like midnight bells are weak! Your wife took out a bigger than you, is there anything more terrifying than this?
"No, I'm not in the way now, maybe there was a problem with the practice, or maybe there was an illusion here, the artificial lake just now made me a little uneasy, to complete the task, it is not in the way to leave and take a little girl." The thief's father shook his head.
So the thief's son reached over and wanted to take Ren Ya over.
Then, an eerie glint flashed in the fish's eyes.
A strange blue balloon appeared, slowly levitating, startling the two of them when it first appeared, but they were relieved to find that it was just a balloon floating out of nowhere.
I guess it's a child's toy.
However, the next moment, the balloon exploded without warning, and a cloud of things stuck on the face of the thief's son...... This is chewing gum, chewed by dogs.
Then, a large piece of white powder spread, and the faces of the thief's son and thief's father who were inhaled changed miserably, "It's not good, there is really an ambush, hahaha!"
The laughter that followed was something they couldn't help but make, because after the white powder was inhaled, their whole body itched to death.
If you don't laugh, you can't laugh! It's so itchy!
"Looks like I'm too...... Ha ha...... Their reason, hahaha!" The thief's father was about to leave as soon as possible, but then, a bunch of things suddenly appeared.
Carrot after carrot came out of the cupboard, and the two of them were in pain, and just as they were about to flee in a hurry, a basin of water fell from the sky......
"Oh, it's a lot faster than I thought!" The puppy over there yawned, and when it heard the sound of "ping-pong", it was relieved that its own bunch of traps had taken effect!
"I should get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, hehe, I don't know how that little ghost will feel when he sees that the place where he can defecate suddenly becomes two! Ha ha! The puppy laughed triumphantly.
And there was a toss over there, and the thief's father who stole his son desperately broke through, and he didn't dare to touch Ren Ya on the bed, the ghost knows if it was also a trap, it looked like a person, but in fact, it was a bunch of fright.
It's been discovered! It's been calculated! Then hurry up and move strategically!
"Who is uninvited and dares to be presumptuous here!" The old butler rushed out in pink rabbit pajamas, but he almost didn't die laughing at the two of them.
The whole body is wet like a soup chicken, there is a handmade knife stuck in the back of the buttocks, and the mouth is full of radishes, this kind of person can actually touch it unconsciously, TM is a miracle!
"If you don't want to die, get out of the way, hahaha......"
But with a pair of moves, the old housekeeper was shocked, these two guys were actually strong in the middle and late stages of the True Dan, and under Ping A, he spit out a mouthful of blood and flew out upside down.
"I'm coming!" Ren Jie rushed out, seeing that his decoration was actually not sleeping, he was still dealing with official business, and at the same time faced the two true pills, the realm strength was about the same, although one hit two, but the other party had no will to fight, so that the other party still ran away after paying a certain price in the weird constant laughter.
"You contact Director Dongfang, I'll chase after you!" Ren Jie rushed out, his eyes flashing with light, and the thief's son and thief's father over there suddenly noticed that something was wrong when they passed by the artificial lake.
It's as if something is invisibly attracting them and pulling them down.
"Sting!" Suddenly, a miserable white arm stretched out and grabbed the thief's father's leg, making her panic and laugh at the same time, this scene was weird.
"Even the undead dare to commit murder...... Hahaha...... "The thief's son took out the magic weapon, gave it to that arm very neatly, cut it off, and then pulled the thief's father and rushed out.
"Wow wow, there really is a water ghost, hey, the severed arm is gone, and the attraction is still there." The puppy walked to the lake, not a little afraid, only curious.
"Let's take Senior Lin here another day." It thought so, because this didn't seem to be an ordinary corpse and ghost, maybe Senior Lin would be very interested and spare it.
"Hey, no, who are these two goods, the gift package I gave to that little ghost girl TM was robbed by you like this? Looks like we'll have to get it all over again, but the materials are gone! The puppy cub thought hatefully, if he knew that it was these two salesmen who let themselves scold Lin Xuan by mistake just now, it is estimated that it would also chase them down and use their own three views to teach them how to behave.
"Someone rushed out towards us, three, with the breath of Ren Jie's old stick!" Wu Dafeng suddenly shouted.
"That guy found us? Still with a helper? Damn!" Zhang Yuteng gritted his teeth, and at this time, two embarrassed thieves rushed out of their heads, making them subconsciously come.
"Ahh Two screams resounded through the night sky, followed by a very reluctant weird laugh, and they were suddenly hit in the abdomen, they trembled in pain, and at this time Ren Jie rushed out to fight them.
The mayor's true element attribute is earth, and the yellow energy whirlwind is fierce, and it is thick and solid, making the two thieves who are in poor condition to die in danger, and at this time, Wu Dafeng and Zhang Yuteng realized that something seemed to be wrong.
Did they guess wrong? And what's going on with this weird laughter, is this pain and happiness?
"The enemies of the enemy are all friends, take advantage of the four to fight one now, let's go!" Wu Dafeng and Zhang Yuteng nodded and killed them directly, but the two thieves saw that the person who attacked them just now rushed out murderously towards them, and immediately sacrificed their magic weapons to attack.
"Hey!" Wu Dafeng and Zhang Yuteng were stunned for a moment, and immediately fought back, while Ren Jie over there spoke up, "Thank you for the generosity of the two Taoist friends, Director Dongfang is coming, let's take him down together!" I can't thank you enough when the time comes! ”
Zhang Yuteng and Wu Dafeng grinned, WOC...... Generous help, wow wow wow is this a mistake, they want to explain to the two thieves, but they know that it is useless, so they can only retreat in hatred.
"Demon Flame Splitting Air Strike!" Not long after Zhang Yuteng and Wu Dafeng left, a loud long shout resounded throughout the street, and Dongfang Chu rushed over with a monstrous divine fire, and came up with the killing technique, giving the two of them a heavy blow.
"Boom!" The divine fire was not extinguished, the two of them threw themselves into the street, and fainted directly to the ground, Dongfang Chu looked at the two people like black charcoal, and nodded with satisfaction.
"Hey, isn't this thief's father supposed to be a woman, looking at the figure, what's the matter...... Oh, my God...... The way of the world. Dongfang Chu glanced at the two of them and shook his head.
"Thanks to Director Dongfang's strong help, as mentioned above, the force is strong, so I am also a lot more relieved." Ren Jie stepped forward and gave his hand, and then said about Zhang Yuteng and Wu Dafeng, of course, in his mouth, he became a good person who was incognito but behaved a little strangely.
"Ah, originally they were also targets, but I didn't expect that there were still people willing to help at a critical moment......" Dongfang Chu nodded and grabbed them, and said in his heart, in fact, you should be more grateful to that dog, you can play two Zhen Dan like this, and this town is also capable of him.
Hey, don't be too happy, they are you tomorrow! Speaking of which, they should be thrown into prison after the torture, and I don't know if the cell of this police station can trap two Zhendan monks who are good at stealing...... Wait, that place might be good, and it can be reused. Dongfang Chu's thoughts fluctuated.
Dongfang Chu left with the two prisoners, and before leaving, he saw Ren Jie's pitiful and complicated look that made the town mayor confused.
"Ahh I slept so soundly. Lin Xuan got up from the coffin the next day and slept lazily, sure enough, sleeping in the coffin was the most comfortable!
"A new day is always beautiful and full of hope." Lin Xuan yawned, brushed his teeth and washed his face slowly, and finally stretched his waist.
"File...... File...... File. Suddenly, the sound of the bell came, which made Lin Xuan's eyes widen in surprise, because in his impression, the bell tower had already been broken.
The bell did not stop, and it calmed down after a minute, and in the process, Lin Xuan did capture some rhythms, which made it easy for people to feel at peace.
When he went downstairs, he was surprised to see many guests, all of whom were talking to each other, including Mu Yi, who posted it to the circle of friends for the first time.
"Boss lady, that was ...... just now," Lin Xuan asked.
"The sound of the bell tower, I haven't heard it for a long time, I really miss it." The proprietress said that it resonated with many people, many of whom grew up here or regarded it as their second home, and that the sound of the past had a special meaning for them.
"Could it be that this government is very powerful and has found materials?"
"Mayor Ren Jie is a very good person, he never takes any shelf, and he does his best to solve things for us, and he is much stronger than the previous week, maybe it's really true."
When Lin Xuan heard this, he touched his chin and didn't say anything more.
After breakfast, he went out and went to the Didi Flying Sword Offline Office to register a flying sword certificate as soon as possible, because he thought this thief was interesting.
However, after going out, the fluctuations of his divine consciousness were naturally released, and he froze because he saw the lovely Xia Lan following behind him.
"What the hell are you ......" Lin Xuan turned around, really a little confused.
"Nothing." Xia Lan shook his head like this, making Lin Xuan a little dazed, it was just like following the whole map, and he was magically found by her, he quickly checked his body, and there was no need to be imprinted, how did this little girl do it!