Chapter 8: The Unspeakable World

When they saw the seven or eight meter-high city walls of Donglin City, the more than 1,100 soldiers under Xiao Chen's command all let out cheers from their hearts. The poor army set out with two thousand men, and only about 1,300 returned, and lost almost seven hundred men in the battle with the bandits.

And there were nearly 100 wounded, wrapped in white strips of cloth, and with those few military flags with a few small holes, the whole team showed a lifeless appearance along the way. It wasn't until they got back to their homes that a smile appeared on the sergeants' faces.

That night, Xiao Chen ran to the backyard. Li Ming, a loyal minister, did not dissuade him, after all, his lord's face was obviously written: Brother is very annoying now. I was idle and went to touch the moldy head, and as long as the king knew that it would not be a problem to go to the backyard to play.

When Xiao Chen returned to the backyard, the two crazy girls at home were still scolding each other unrelentingly. However, Xiao Chen didn't have the heart to persuade at all at this time, and walked into the house with a gloomy face. Concubine Min and Concubine Xiang saw that their king's face was gloomy and scary, and the two of them didn't dare to quarrel loudly, so they walked into the house together as a good girl.

"King, is something wrong?" Concubine Min, who has always been lively, also cautiously asked her man what happened this time. "It's not a big deal, hehe, what can happen to your man here, it's okay. Okay, you two are my concubines, don't play so crazy with me in your yard in the future, take care of the house for me, don't let me * heart. As for the rest, don't worry about it so much. Come, order someone to serve the food, and you will eat with me. ”

As soon as the second daughter heard this, she knew that the king was disgusted by her crazy actions, so the two of them turned into good wives at home together, and saluted together: "No, the concubine obeys the order." ”

That night, Xiao Chen stayed in Minxiang Hall again. This is Xiao Chen's own name of the palace, and he felt very good about himself at that time. Who knew that when the two aunts and grandmothers in the family saw this plaque, they almost burned every fire. Fortunately, Xiao Chen strongly supported his achievements and personally issued an edict in the name of the king, so that the two mothers-in-law did not burn the plaque, and it was kept forever.

Xiao Chen didn't dare to be so crazy this night, Nima, no matter how big his face was, it was not as important as his own life. After leaving Concubine Min and Concubine Xiang behind twice, Xiao Chen was killed and didn't want to do it again. So, in the eyes full of contempt of the two women, Xiao Chen turned his head and fell asleep.

From this night on, Xiao Chen finally understood why those ancient emperors didn't play 3P. Nima, I can't bear it. How easy it is to serve one night, not only do you have fun, but women are also very hilarious. 3P is the person who is tortured by himself, and his daughters-in-law are not happy enough, and both sides are not happy. After a night of hard thinking and meditation, Xiao Chen finally felt that he should give the two crazy girls a whole palace, otherwise, if he wanted to play happily, he would face two wolf-like girls, how could he stand his small body? Well, be sure to divide the house in a few days

The next day in the palace counseling hall, Xiao Chen sat on the top wooden dragon chair of his own, and below stood a court official, in line with the idea of three stinkers to Zhuge Liang, the three tabula rasa generals thrown into the barracks were also announced to this hall. As for the other three scribes, Xiao Chen didn't call them over, after all, today's main thing was to discuss the military affairs of Donglin City.

"Yesterday's suppression of bandits was a mistake by this king. It was precisely because the king did not send troops to reconnoiter that we were forced to engage the bandits head-on, causing us great losses. Xiao Chen thought that the soldiers who died in battle yesterday had never felt good in his heart, and he was still criticizing Jiang Guangtou yesterday, but he made the same mistake as him that day, and he really gave himself a resounding slap in the face.

"Your Majesty, the ministers are not good at fighting, and their crimes deserve death, please punish the king." As soon as Xiao Chen finished speaking, his father-in-law, Wu Feng, immediately knelt on the ground and pleaded guilty. Looking at this scene, Xiao Chen couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, my General Wu, it seems that I robbed you of your command, what does it matter to you.

As soon as Wu Feng's words fell, Li Ming suddenly kept glancing at him. At this time, Xiao Chen also understood what Wu Feng meant, Nima, this is carrying the black pot for himself, I said Old Wu, how can you repay your favor in the future if you let labor and management like this. Alas, it seems that my family is still of the same mind.

As soon as General Wu came out to plead guilty, the group of old fritters next to him didn't know what it meant. It is definitely not okay to let the king carry the black cauldron, and it will not be much of a loss to carry the black cauldron by himself anyway, maybe the king will take care of himself after seeing that he is so active. In this case, it is trivial to be promoted and make a fortune in the future.

Several lieutenant generals in the army looked at each other, and then knelt on the ground together: "Your Majesty, the ministers are not in good hands, and the crime deserves death, please punish the king." Several civil servants around him all looked up to discuss what material the roof above the palace was made of. As for what the king and the eight masters of Qiu said, we can't hear it.

Li Ming did not participate in this discussion, but stood up and said: "King Qiqi, because Wu Feng and his deputy generals Zhang Xu, Wei Ming, Zhao Long, Wang Zicheng, and Li Xuyang fought unfavorably, but our army suffered heavy casualties. And ask the king to blame him for his faults. As soon as Li Mingqi's words came out, a group of literati and scholars who had held a discussion meeting also immediately dispersed, and all of them followed the pace of their leaders, so all kinds of accusations were placed on the six senior military officers. The angry group of Qiu Ba almost didn't do a fight.

Ahem, Nima, what kind of people are these? The black pot is rushing to the back, plus the stone will fall into the well. Well, forced to do so, the minority obeys the majority. "Edict, because the general Wu Feng, the deputy general Zhang Xu, Wei Ming, Zhao Long, Wang Zicheng, and Li Xuyang fought unfavorably, although they won but suffered heavy losses, they were fined for half a year. Chin this. ”

An oracle immediately came out, and the few Qiu Ba kneeling below were also happy behind their backs. Half a year fine? Can this also be considered a punishment? If everyone had relied on military salaries to eat, they would have starved to death a few times earlier, and they would have been able to eat for a few days for half a year. Nowadays, prices are rising, everyone's small life is much higher, there are more gifts to give, and there are more gifts to receive

"Thank you for the king's grace, and the ministers will be the king in the future, and they will never give up." Several senior military officers thanked him in unison. "By the way, can the fallen soldiers be paid pensions to their families?" Xiao Chen suddenly asked, "Your Majesty, the ministers have already issued five hundred pensions to each of the soldiers who have families. These pensions are enough to provide the family with a comfortable stay for five years. ”

After listening to Wu Feng's words, Xiao Chen really wanted to scold his mother, Nima, five hundred can make a family spend five years, how much should the value of copper coins in this world be. And the salaries of these soldiers are too high, and the family can live for a lifetime in a year. Well, it's the game, I'm not going to say anything, the system that wants money to die is definitely making it difficult for players.

After the discussion of the battle damage, it is time to talk about the training of soldiers, as for political affairs, how much can a small city with a population of 50,000 be put into the affairs of the imperial court. As for the thousands of captives, on the day they were escorted back, those literati and elegant guests had been directly sent to repair the road, and they would honestly repair for three years, and the imperial court would take care of your family's food and drink every day, and after three years, they would officially become residents of Donglin City. At that time, each household in the imperial court will be rewarded with ten acres of land, and serving the imperial court well will be of great benefit to you. Dare to run away? There's nothing to say, even the sitting system, not only your house has been cut down, but the team you are in has also been cut down.

"How many soldiers do we have in training right now?" Xiao Chen looked at the general with expectation, hoping to have a satisfactory answer. "Ahem, Your Majesty, we have been busy for the past two days, and the militia has been thrown in the barracks, but there is no weapon and no training. The craftsman has no money, no materials, and no way to build weapons for the past two days. After Xiao Chen heard this, his face darkened, Nima, this protective cover will disappear tomorrow, and the world will not necessarily be chaotic at that time? Fortunately, it hasn't been down for long, and it can still be rushed.

"Bring the 40,000 iron, 30,000 wood, and 50,000 stones we have seized to the craftsman's office. By the way, copper coins are taking tens of thousands. Research Changge, as well as the foot bow, cavalry spear, cavalry knife, cavalry bow are all developed, I will go over to see it later, mainly to manufacture those weapons. Okay, let's retreat. Xiao Chen suddenly remembered that there was a big thing that hadn't been done yet, the lottery. , I forgot about the daily lottery, and I didn't go yesterday. I hope I can give something good today, because he was absent-minded, Xiao Chen gave the order and immediately announced his retreat.

"No, the ministers will retire." After the ministers went out, Xiao Chen immediately ran to the backyard. Nima's, this morning is really broken, and you have to get up at four or five o'clock in the morning, which disturbs people's rest. Look at this day, it was already dawn, Xiao Chen didn't have the heart to lie down and sleep anymore, so he called a few little girls and planned to let them prepare some meals. Who knew that the little palace maids said that the two ladies had already prepared a meal and were waiting for the king to dine.

Xiao Chen was stunned at this moment, those two crazy girls still know how to cook? Isn't that a little too weird? Accustomed to facing the boring scolding of the street as soon as he returned to the back, Xiao Chen walked to the door of Concubine Min's house today, and he hadn't heard the scolding of the street without any culture. Pushing open the door, I saw that these two were wearing ancient palace clothes today, and the two of them were sitting together and whispering. Well, I don't feel right, looking at the food on the table. Xiao Chen couldn't help but think, couldn't it be that these two girls took revenge for not serving in place last night and poisoned the meal?

"The king is back. The king hurried over to eat, and the old lady was starving to death while waiting for you. "Eh, Xiao Chen has a black line, Nima, you don't need to look at it to know that it is Concubine Min, and Wu Min's girl dares to say it so directly.

"The concubines greet the king, and the king Wan'an."

Nima, look, what is a good wife. Min'er, you have to learn from your sister Xiang in this regard, and see how cultured people are. Also, when your man came back, you shouted and started to move your chopsticks? Do you have any respect for your man? Hmph, I'm going to have to spank your ass at night. Speechlessly, he glanced at Concubine Min who was eating and drinking wildly, and turned his head to look at Concubine Xiang who stood up and saluted, Xiao Chen could only sigh with emotion, he was worthy of being from a family, and he was much stronger than the treasure of the old man Wu's family.

"Concubine Ai, if you want to come, you should be hungry when you wait for me, come, hurry up and sit down to eat." Xiao Chen took Concubine Xiang's silky little hand and came to his place.

"If you want me to say, you don't need to be so polite, eat quickly when you're hungry, why waste so much time. Just give Brother Chen a face, we have all played since childhood, is it so troublesome to have a meal together? ”

Concubine Min said after swallowing a large mouthful of food again. As soon as he finished speaking, he actually tore off a chicken leg directly and gnawed it down. Hey, I said, Xiaomin, you're not doing it right. It's okay to grab it, but the biggest chicken leg should be mine, right? Well, why is it so blind. No, you must not sit back and watch your big chicken leg being violently torn away, it is your own.

"Whew, what are you doing, this is my chicken leg. Hmm" Concubine Min, who had just taken a big bite of the chicken, was closing her eyes and enjoying the delicious taste in her mouth, who knew that suddenly her hand was light, and when she opened her eyes, she saw that her big chicken leg was actually snatched away by her brother Xiaotian, so she maintained the sovereignty of her chicken leg, who knows, Xiao Chen actually took advantage of his mouth to speak, and kissed him directly.

This is also what Xiao Chen just thought, as soon as he thought that Concubine Min's little mouth still had a lot of chicken legs belonging to him, Xiao Chen kissed them violently, and his tongue took advantage of Concubine Min's speech to drill directly into it. Then the big roll was made, and all the chicken legs finally belonged to themselves. But, hehe, the meat that this Min girl has chewed is really fragrant, do you want this girl to feed herself by mouth?

"Woo, Brother Xiaotian, why are you robbing my chicken legs. Hurry up and give me back my chicken legs. As soon as Concubine Min finished speaking, she rushed up, Xiao Chen took a look, girl, how dare you be arrogant with me? This chicken leg is mine, and you still come to grab it? So the two of them rushed left and right. Concubine Xiang next to her, watching the farce of these two people, after a blank look, directly stretched out her little meat claws. Tear off another chicken leg in an instant, and then scrape all the delicious food on the table at the speed of the wind. While watching the farce, while nibbling on delicious snacks, oops

Is there anything more comfortable in the world than this? After Concubine Xiang threw away a bone, she stretched comfortably, and then continued to eat meat

As for Xiao Chen and the others, in the crazy snatching battle, it finally ended with Concubine Min's perfect victory. No way, who made this girl's martial arts so good. said that it was a snatching battle, and this Nima actually belonged completely to himself. Concubine Min is like beating a little kid and directly abusing herself. Hmph, you female man, labor and capital can't rob you, it's hard to starve to death, anyway, there are many more on the table. outcome

Xiao Chen turned his face to look at the table, and was dumbfounded. Nima, a few greens stand out on a white plate, and they are so flamboyant that I'm afraid others won't see them. The dozens of things that were obviously bones, all on the whole plate and on the table. As for the meat on the plate, don't even think about it, there are only bones left in a few plates except for the green vegetable leaves. Xiao Chen slowly turned his gaze to Concubine Xiang, revealing the appearance of wanting to eat people. Concubine Xiang saw that Xiao Chen's eyes were wrong, and immediately snorted: "Hehe, the weather is so good today." The king, you eat slowly, and the concubines flash first. As soon as the words fell, Concubine Xiang had already run out quickly, why didn't she run away.

Xiao Chen looked at the back of the person who was leaving quickly, and could only twitch the corners of his mouth helplessly, Nima, do you have such a cheat? Concubine Min next to her also found that the food on the table was gone, and then looked at her poor brother Chen, and then the innocence and kindness in her heart immediately occupied the little girl's body and mind.

"Brother Xiaotian, give. I'm full, you eat. The little girl handed the remaining chicken legs to Xiao Chen. Oh my God, it seems that there are still good people in the world who have good rewards, I just gave the chicken legs to my family's Xiao Minmin, and when Xiao Min saw that he had nothing to eat, he returned the chicken legs. The favorability of Xiao Min in my heart immediately rushed to the peak, and with a heart full of emotion, tears of gratitude swirled in my eyes.

"Xiaomin. I"

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Chen was stunned by the chicken leg in front of him, and was almost suffocated by what he was about to say. Nima, looking at the big bones hanging on top of the big bones in front of him, those few shredds of meat that can flutter in the wind when he blows, Xiao Chen's head is full of black lines. Can you be more shameless? Can this game still be enjoyable?

Xiao Chen hugged the chicken leg with only the bones left, looked at Concubine Min, who was also leaving quickly, and looked blankly ahead in this room, and I don't know when the song "Little Cabbage" sounded......

Today, because something is delayed, the right to urgently update a chapter, and I hope you don't mind