Tomorrow is the first day of March, and it's a good day to hit the shelves.

Specifically, the author put it on the shelves because he was stimulated in the shower last night, and the specific situation is like this.

Since the author lives on the fourth floor of the dormitory, the water pressure has always been insufficient, and the water supply is often cut off, and the water heater, due to the dry boiling protection, cannot be released without cold water input.

After dinner, I sent a WeChat message to my master, and asked "sweetly": Master, are you in the dormitory?

Master: Do you want to take a bath? I'll turn on the pump for you.

A minute later, the faucet was really loud, the author rushed to find a change of clothes, stripped naked and planned to wash white, but stood under the shower, as soon as the water was released, the coolness was not to mention!

At this time, my roommate came back and looked at me half-dry, half-wet, wearing sexy little pants, standing at the bathroom door shivering, and wondered: Are you going to take a cold shower? Is there water at this time?

The author said: I called the master to turn on the water pump, but I don't know why there is no hot water.

Roommate: Oh, I forgot to tell you, this morning after I washed up, I suddenly felt like I should save electricity, so I unplugged the water heater.

Nima! People who have never even bothered to turn off the faucet are so diligent that they know how to save electricity, is there any reason!

The author trembled and put on his clothes again, plugged in the water heater, and played with a pesticide, but one hung up, one was stuck, three people beat five people, and he was abused so much that he didn't want it!

It was easy to stick to this game, and when I saw that the heating light of the water heater was extinguished, I excitedly rushed into the bathroom again, stripped naked, and washed white, and the result was ...... Nima's cold water is gone! Without cold water, there is naturally no hot water, and the water on the fourth floor has always been so scarce, just like the aura on the earth!

Looking at the flow of water that is not as good as a child's peeing, the author used the two basins of cold water he had accumulated to take a cold shower angrily, trembling all over.

As a result, just after taking a cold shower and wiping my hair, a heavenly sound sounded, and the faucet was full like a bull in heat! Water again!

The roommate was humming a little tune, carrying a towel, the steam was curling in the bathroom, and it was so refreshing inside, and the author was freezing like a fool outside!

Therefore, after calming down, the author decided to put it on the shelves tomorrow and fulfill the promise of the explosion.

Book lovers who are chasing books, don't stay up late tonight, because VIP needs to be refreshed after 12 o'clock at midnight, and there will be a delay, so the author decided to turn on the explosion mode at about 8 o'clock tomorrow morning, everyone will not stay up late, and have a good night's sleep tonight. Of course, the entire company will be without water tonight......

Finally, dear friends, give a first order?