Chapter 81: Monsters Taking Notes Offstage?

"Hmph, Boss Ding is wise and martial, incomparably wise, kind and kind, how can he be so powerful that you little shrimp in Peach Blossom Valley who don't can imagine?"

Hu Zuoyong is here to inquire about intelligence, and he is too lazy to talk to these little shrimp and the big boss of Coptin, and said: "Hey, fellow villagers, don't patronize and listen to the braggadocio of this seat, this seat comes from afar, passes through the Peach Blossom Valley area, and sees that the scenery here is very good, the mountains and fields are full of peach blossoms, it is really a good mountain, good water and good scenery, and the peach blossoms everywhere are picturesque." I fell in love with this place at once, and I couldn't help but be fascinated by the local customs, and I planned to write a book to record the mountains and rivers of this place and tell about the local strong beam monsters......"

"Fellow countrymen, tell me about your living situation, how high is the salary? What are the benefits? How much is the allowance? Is there room for routine maintenance? Do you have spare money to eat, drink and play? How much overtime do you have every day? Is overtime pay high? Is life sweet or hard? How do you rate your ability to work? What do you think of your boss? Is life satisfaction high? Is the sense of well-being strong? What are the dissatisfactions? Let's do a little research......"

At this time, Hu Zuoyong took out his notebook, talked cordially with the monsters of Li Weixiang's forces, raised some small questions from time to time, responded to the call of the beloved boss Ding who was wise and martial, unparalleled in wisdom, and kind and kind, and obeyed the instructions and arrangements of the respected Miss Ding, and went down to the grassroots level here, engaged in research, mingled with the local low-level monsters, and inquired about information without moving, perfectly interpreting the role of a reporter and biographer.

Not only Hu Zuoyong is like this, but also the big and small bosses of the Ding family, and even the boss of the Ding family, Ding Mulian and Miss Ding, at this time, Ding Mulian is also holding a small notebook, talking with the local monsters, talking cordially, and enthusiastically inviting these small shrimp millet to smoke and eat melon seeds, eat peanuts, and drink drinks, which has won the trust and favor of the local monsters, and skillfully probes the distribution of local monsters, the personality of the monster leader, his temper, intricate interpersonal relationships, and so on.

At this time, although the six "bronze monsters" riding war horses and without the logo of the force on their heads attracted attention, the local monsters were all attracted by Ding Jiajun's warm and cordial investigation, and no one came to find trouble. Under normal circumstances, when you see these "Kaizi" who are lonely and arrogant and show off on war horses, there will definitely be arrogant and domineering monsters who come to extort money.

At this time, Ding Xue, Xu Xiaoya, Ye Manqing, Yang Yan, and Zhuo Wei were like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, curiously looking at the monsters sitting together in twos and threes on the Thieves Entertainment City, Yang Yan asked: "Ding Gong, what are these monsters of the Ding Family Army doing?" ”

Xu Xiaoya said: "It's really stupid! Ding Gong held a meeting with the monster just now, didn't you listen to what Ding Gong said in detail? ”

Yang Yan stuck out her tongue and said: "Ding Gong spoke, the sky and the north are blowing nonsense, and there are a lot of nonsense, who is patient to listen to his lesson on brainwashing monsters?" ”

Zhuo Wei said with a smile: "Our Ding Gong is really a big fool, seeing him talking nonsense about monsters, it's really a dead person who can tell him to live!" I don't know what kind of ** soup he poured into the monsters, anyway, I dozed off when I listened to it, but those monsters were so fascinated, it's really weird! ”

Yang Yan pursed her lips and said, "'Our Ding Gong'? This word 'we' is used well, Weiwei, tell me, when is it? It's progressing very fast, and it's become 'our Ding Gong'! The story in this must be very, very mysterious......"

Zhuo Wei deliberately used "our family Ding Gong", which was originally a joke about Ding Cheng, who would have expected that Yang Yan would grab the pigtail and make a fuss about the word "we", so she had to force Zhuo Wei to tell the story that she and "our Ding Gong" had to tell, and suddenly, Zhuo Wei was so angry that she was about to tear her little mouth in anger. So, one fled, the other chased, and the two started a chase battle in the casino square.

Xu Xiaoya couldn't help but sigh and said: "You young ladies who haven't left the school gate and don't go out of the gate have never worked for anyone, I just think that what Ding Gong said is empty words, and you can't listen to them one by one, Ding Gong makes a report on the stage, and you desert off ......the stage."

"Ding Gong made a report to the monster, and the words he said must be very skillful, although I didn't understand why those clichés and empty words made the monsters so fascinated, but existence is reasonable, and the monsters took Ding Gong's words as holy decrees one by one, and took notes in the audience one by one......"

Suddenly, Ye Manqing, Yang Yan and Zhuo Wei were all stunned: "Really? Ding Gong spoke, and the monster actually took notes offstage? Is it so exaggerated? ”

Suddenly, the girls all laughed, Zhuo Wei and Yang Yan also stopped fighting, and when they walked back, they saw Ding Xue nodding and said, "That's right, when my brother was making a report on the stage, the ugly and weird Ding Mulian's subordinates did all take notes underneath, even the female man in the monster, Ding Mulian." Moreover, the ugly girl is the most serious in taking notes! ”

"Judging from the expressions of the monsters, they are very serious and very religious when they take notes, and it is obvious that my brother's empty words make those monsters agree with them, and there are indeed some big truths that are of general significance."

"This shows that my brother's empty words and clichés are not general, they should be targeted, although some empty words and clichés do not understand why my brother said that, but they should be aimed at the special situation of Ding Mulian's forces, and solve their ideological problems, style problems, morale problems, and some problems that I have not yet figured out what the problem is."

"Then,My brother assigned tasks to the monsters.,It should be that these monsters have activated several team tasks released by the system for monsters.,And my brother put forward some suggestions for the difficulty of these monsters' tasks.,Made some plans.,Formulated some strategic guidelines.,Guide monsters how to complete tasks.。

"You dead girls, say that you are invited to come to the play, you are really just coming to watch the play, patronizing and coaxing, fighting, patronizing and laughing, indeed, since you entered the Xiaotuwei Pass, what you have seen and heard is really very funny and exciting, spicy eyes, and eyeballs."

"But you patronize and watch the excitement, but you don't carefully observe what my brother said and did, and don't think about NPCs or monsters, why they treat my brother one by one with respect and flattery. Don't think about why the NPC will say that Ding Gong is an amazing genius among players, a once-in-a-lifetime genius, a lucky son in the game, the son of the system mastermind, and a lucky player appointed by the game company? Why did the monsters bow down one by one after seeing my brother, groveling like a grandson, kneeling and licking my brother's flesh, touting and flattering? ”