Looking at Vardy, who was kicked in the ass continuously, the Everton fans in the stands were going to burst into laughter. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Although they would love to spit on the two Crystal Palace players who played Vardy, they gave a thumbs up on it.

Well done!

Since you pouted your ass, don't blame others for blowing up your ass.

Well, Vardy rubbed his ass and walked back in a gray way, he felt like the most wounded man in the world, not one of them.

The task is too difficult, and I am afraid that I will not be able to complete it if I throw away all the disciplines.

Vardy was tempted to give up.

And at that moment, Carsley again crossed from the side, not the kind that was high and floating directly to the goalkeeper, but a half-high ball that fell with a half-high ball, flashed past the front point, and fell directly in front of Vardy.

There was no time to lament why Carsley's footwork in today's cross was so coquettish, and Vardy felt that if such an opportunity was missed, then he could really just give up the task.

Thank God, thank you Carsley, thank you to my knees!

Vardy smashed his right leg full and hard with his knee towards the ball.

No one kicked him in the ass this time, and even if the Palace players had the chance to block it, they wouldn't have dared to do so.

In this way, if Vardy is pushed to the sensitive part, the happiness of the second half of his life will be gone.

The ball was pushed out by Vardy's knee with no weakness at all, and the angle was good, and the Crystal Palace goalkeeper was caught off guard and flew straight into the back of the net.

This time, Vardy really exploded!

With an ecstatic expression on his face, he roared all the way to the edge of the field and slid the rail, which directly made the entire Goodison Park stadium orgasm.

He never thought that happiness came too suddenly, this is completely the rhythm of welfare!

Looking at Vardy who was so excited, his teammates didn't know if this thing was nervous again, he was crying with a sad face when he scored just now, and now he is so excited, even menopause is not so fickle!

After Vardy finished venting, he finally remembered Carsley who had given him a cross.

In Vardy's eyes, Carsley today is definitely the most handsome day he has ever known.

Vardy gave him 32 thumbs up.

"Your pass is so beautiful, if you can pass another one that is so beautiful, I'll ask Annie to introduce you to a pair of lace edges!" Vardy made a solemn promise.

Kasli was like a chicken.

"Really? Are you sure? You can do what you say! ”

But as soon as the conversation changed, Carsley muttered to himself, "It was just passed on to your ass, how did it get to your knees?" ”

Vardy's face was instantly full of black lines, and he knew that this product was unreliable!

This knee break rekindled Vardy's hope of completing the task, and if he continued to work hard, he could stab one more into it, and he could become an immortal.

Well, even if you poke it with Ding Ding this time, you will definitely poke it in!

I'm going to be a man who can score goals!

Vardy made a big oath and regrouped and was ready to go big.

Crystal Palace were already a bit of a broken pace, unable to resist a fully opened Everton, and could only struggle, presumably feeling that they were not far from relegation.

In the final moments of the first half, Everton won a free-kick from the right flank.

Vardy thought about it and decided to punish himself and let everyone see how unreliable his footwork is, so that they don't have to count on themselves in the future.

It was out of the box and couldn't shoot straight at all, so the Everton men were in the box ready to grab the penalty and they probably felt that Jamie Vardy should be able to deliver a good free-kick.

Looking at the many faggets rubbing against each other in the box, Vardy curled a ball after a run, he aimed at the back post, ideally around the goalkeeper, and his team-mates at the back post scrambled to score.

Great idea!

But the key problem is that Vardy's footwork is not good!

The goalkeeper did get around it, and Vardy did!

What made Vardy cry and faint in the toilet was that he didn't go according to the script at all......

After the ball bypassed the goalkeeper, under the scramble of everyone to grab the point, no one actually touched it, and he flew into the goal as if no one was around.

Everyone was dumbfounded, looking at the ball that seemed to be laughing at them in the goal, and couldn't react at all.

This goal scored?

Goodison Park is boiling again, they are definitely the happiest fans, because how Everton played today!

At a time when the players on both teams were on the pitch, Vardy was completely there Sparta, like a mummy, with no expression, no movement, if not a heartbeat, a statue.

The sorrow in his heart has turned into a river, who can read the sadness in his heart?

I'm going to pass the ball!

I don't want to score!

Crystal Palace goalkeeper, are you an undercover agent? You can't catch the ball so easily!

Crystal Palace defenders, are you all idiots? Don't know how to break the siege?

And Cahill and Beatty, are you standing here watching the fun? Why don't you know how to grab points!

Leap to the top!

Flying in the air!

It's really not okay to have an upside-down golden hook!

Such a good opportunity to steal the spotlight, you actually let it go like this!

The key question is, I'm going to die!

I finally felt that the task that was about to be completed was so heavy!

For the first time, Vardy didn't think a hat-trick was fun!

Surrounded by the joy of his teammates, Vardy's sad expression was completely set off and incomprehensible.

You've scored a hat-trick!

But how can your expression be the same as the goalkeeper across from you who has scored three goals?

If you put the expression of the current Crystal Palace goalkeeper and the expression of Vardy, then the two are definitely a series!

It's all so loveless!

Forget it, that's the end of the mission!

Vardy knew it was time for him to get some rest.

Not to mention whether he can score two alternative goals, just scoring five goals in one game is incredible enough.

Originally, I thought that the task would be easy to complete, but now it seems that no matter how easy the task is, in the face of frequent accidents, I can only cry without tears.

Who would have thought that a cross could go straight to the goal!

There is a kind of sadness that others do not understand!

At this time, the shadow in Vardy's heart can completely envelop the entire stadium!

If given the choice, Vardy would rather not score a hat-trick;

If he had turned back the clock, he wouldn't have taken a free-kick;

If.... If he had a choice, he would rather not have this comic system......

You play for me!

Well, let's not talk about it, otherwise the system will give itself an unknown and terrible punishment.

The mission is not complete, and Vardy already has a hunch that he will be a complete waste in the coming week!

yes, both foot shots are sealed, what is that not a waste person?