As the Trident is brought into the police station for investigation, a small joke turns into a big farce. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

In my previous life, if I received a similar text message, I am afraid everyone would laugh it off.

But this is England, and the trouble police have long been accustomed to it, and Vardy didn't do any technical hiding at all, so he was directly arrested with Rooney.

As it turned out, this was a misunderstanding, Vardy and Rooney borrowed a fraud to amuse Ronaldo, but they didn't expect to lure them all into the police station.

The news was immediately released to the media by gossip reporters, and after Ruud van Nistelrooy and Cristiano Ronaldo fought at the training ground, Manchester United played a new trick.

Looking at the three drooping heads in front of him in the office, Ferguson was about to explode, if he was ten years younger, he would definitely kick the big foot over and make them remember it for a long time!

Sometimes Ferguson really wondered if he was right or wrong to get all the tridents to Manchester United.

They are all very young and have potential, and they are worthy of top superstars in the future, and with them, Manchester United's attacking line will be worry-free for the next 10 years.

But the problem is, these three guys are not worry-free masters, and they can cause trouble!

Rooney. I don't know how many times the prostitute has been scandalized, Ronaldo is not like to talk, and he is not like talking, as for Vardy, this product is the biggest joke in world football!

The three guys got together and went to the house in minutes to uncover the tiles.

No, this time it's a big game, and it actually went to the police station!

Looking at the angry Ferguson, in fact, Vardy is also very worried now, he feels that he is a little unscrupulous after being reborn.

In fact, he really shouldn't have used similar scam tactics to tease Ronaldo.

The past life type of thing, which caused a lot of uproar, and finally made both players victims, such an example is in front of Vardy's eyes!

Why was Benzema excluded from the national team at his peak, isn't it because of the "videotape blackmail case"!

Whether Benzema is innocent or not, Vardy doesn't know and doesn't want to know, but the end result is that both were discredited and both were removed from the national team.

The two good friends don't get along with each other in this way.

Can it be said that Benzema did it on purpose?

Not necessarily!

But that's how it turned out!

If Ronaldo has a misunderstanding because of this, and really thinks that he is trying to deceive him, then he will die wronged!

The three of them were released after Ferguson scolded him for being an ostrich, and along the way, the three of them looked listless, but as soon as they stepped out of Ferguson's sphere of influence, they immediately let out a sigh of relief and laughed at each other.

After laughing, Vardy asked Ronaldo: "Aren't you afraid that we really want to cheat you?" ”

Rooney also looked at Ronaldo curiously, wanting to hear how he answered.

Ronaldo shrugged his shoulders and looked inexplicable, "Why do you two make more money than me, is it useful to deceive me?" ”

Well, Vardy and Wayne Rooney were speechless.

Indeed, Ronaldo is right, he really doesn't make as much money as Vardy and Wayne Rooney.

Rooney was £5W when he joined Manchester United, and now it's £5.5W, and Vardy is the same number, Manchester United has really invested money in order to recruit two superstars.

As for Ronaldo, when he first signed with Manchester United, his weekly salary was only 1.5w pounds, even if it has risen a little now, it is only half the level of Rooney and Vardy!

In addition, Vardy and his body have more endorsements than Ronaldo, so their income is not at the same level at all.

Of course, if Vardy's income on investment is included, Ronaldo's little money is even more insufficient!

Well, there is no repeat of the Benzema-style tragedy and Vardy said he was happy.

If it weren't for the fact that the day after tomorrow is the second leg against Inter, I'm afraid Vardy would have to throw a party to celebrate.

Unlike before, this time Vardy was genuine.

Although there is no crack in the interior of Manchester United's trident, this does not prevent the media from playing with the hype, in an era where the attraction is king, if it does not attract attention, it means death.

There is a lace editor who paints and paints the process of Vardy and Rooney defrauding Ronaldo.

Because of the gradual expansion of the contradiction caused by something, in the end Vardy and Rooney took a risk, they wanted to cheat Ronaldo out of his money and leave Ronaldo penniless, which is definitely the most enjoyable revenge.

The other way of saying it is a bit funny, it seems to be the whole process of a junior ascending position.

When Vardy and Ronaldo were together, Rooney was split, and the two plotted to deceive Ronaldo into letting him out of the house, so they staged such a play.

And what is even more unbelievable is that it can be related to Ronaldo's transfer.

Why did Ronaldo buy elephants?

Jose Mourinho once commented on Drogba's shooting skills, asking him to stop the ball and kick the ball into the elephant's ass 12 yards away, he couldn't do it!

And Ronaldo's purpose in buying an elephant is to let Drogba kick the elephant's ass to practice archery, isn't this evidence that Ronaldo wants to transfer to Chelsea and partner with Drogba?

Well, Vardy was shocked by the journalists' brains.

Things feel more and more biased, and even Thai Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra has to stand up and say: We don't sell elephants!

Fortunately, the second leg of the Champions League quarterfinals began immediately, which gradually shifted the public's attention and came to an end.

In fact, Inter Milan, who came to Manchester United two days early, now feels unusually sad because they have been red. Naked disregarded.

When Manchester United went to Milan before, it was vigorous, and everyone's eyes were on this big battle, even if Inter was at home, but Manchester United's attention was still faintly above Inter.

I thought that coming to Manchester would make them hot too, but what did they encounter?

Ruud van Nistelrooy and Cristiano Ronaldo fight!

Vardy and Rooney scam!

Cristiano Ronaldo buys elephants!

......

Nima, can you have fun together!

Anything that can cause a sensation in football actually happened one after another, and it directly extinguished the small flames of Inter Milan!

Now Adriano is embarrassed to stand up and speak, in Milan, he may be held by many Milan reporters when he speaks, but now in Manchester United's turf, who knows who you are?

In such an aggrieved away atmosphere, Inter Milan angrily challenged Manchester United.

But when the game started, Manchester United put on a counterattack posture of "the enemy doesn't move, I don't move", and Inter coach Mancini was about to cry!

Obviously said that you would be tough, why did you put on the iron bucket array again?

Doesn't your conscience hurt?

In fact, Roberto Mancini is well aware that it would be strange if United could play against Inter at home, and that counter-attacking was the most in United's interest.

As long as you don't lose, or don't draw by a high score, Manchester United can advance safely, so why should I fight with you?

It doesn't make sense!

Ferguson doesn't care so much, what beautiful football, sexy football, happy football, it's all fooling, victory and championship are king, and the rest is just whitewashing!

The players on the Inter field are also very worried, watching Alan Smith, Fletcher and Park Ji-sung three strong defensive midfielders lined up, and the front trident is ready to attack at any time, they want to die.

Manchester United's counterattack is no longer something that any team in world football can resist, unless Manchester United is not given a chance to counterattack, Manchester United will definitely be able to give them a deep chill.

But now Inter Milan is at a strategic disadvantage, if it doesn't take the initiative to attack, Manchester United will definitely dare to drag the game until the end, and it will be Inter who will die at that time.

It's embarrassing, the situation is backward, the tactics are restrained, although Inter may also score, but it always feels like there is more luck and less luck, and the back is cold.

No way, the left and right are a death, fight!

So after the game started, Inter Milan turned against the hosts, with a hint of tragedy and determination, and launched a charge towards Manchester United's position.

An Inter with full firepower can exert most of its power, I'm afraid only the current Manchester United defenders know.

Under tremendous pressure, Inter seemed to be able to threaten Manchester United with every attack, and the attacking line led by Adriano exploded beyond its potential in the backwater.

Manchester United's defence is like a boat in a stormy sea, which can be destroyed and dissipated at any moment.

The incessant shouting of the Manchester United fans in the stands helped the team to boost morale and stop Inter's attack, and everyone knows the truth of a blow, if they can withstand Inter's opening onslaught, then the game will be dragged into the rhythm of Manchester United.

In the 3rd minute, Recoba made a ball to Adriano, who fired a burst shot and flew out of the bottom line by grazing the upright, shocking everyone into a cold sweat;

A minute later, Figoneche's shot was saved by Van der Sar and bounced off the post to return to the field, and Veron's follow-up shot was blocked by the desperate Park Ji-sung, for which Park Ji-sung's forehead was cut by the spikes at Veron's feet;

In the 6th minute, Inter made another killer opportunity, Adriano smashed a powerful free kick of more than 30 yards on the edge of the post and flew out of the bottom line, and at that moment, the hearts of Manchester United fans seemed to be about to jump out.

Such a desperate Inter team is really not easy to stop, and even Jamie Vardy feels that he may be too optimistic at times.

Don't say anything about victory or defeat until the game is over, because no one knows what will happen in the next second!

However, Inter's offensive is almost over.

After threatening Manchester United's goal several times in a row but failing to find the back of the net, even Mancini felt the fire in his chest gradually disappear after bursting out, let alone the players on the pitch.

In the end, Inter players are at this stage of demoralization.

Then, Manchester United, which has been holding its breath, is finally about to show its sharp fangs.

Alan Smith stole Veron, and drove directly to the midfield without looking at it, because he knew that as long as the big foot was not too outrageous, with Vardy's terrifying speed, he had every chance to take the lead and grab the landing point before the Inter defenders.

And Vardy did not live up to Alan Smith's expectations, spreading his feet and rushing towards the ball, overtaking Córdoba with unrivalled speed.

In the midst of everyone's exclamations, the moment the ball fell, Vardy did not stop at all, unloaded the ball in a light way during the high-speed run, and continued to move forward, and the whole process of stopping the ball did not affect his sprint.

And at this moment, in front of his eyes, only Inter's goal and goal saint Toldo remain.