Chapter 288: Do You Have a Couple?
Several great people were quietly enjoying the "Xianxia Movie" in the cinema, and the Pipi shrimp on the side were trembling, and Xia Lan only rolled her eyes.
Goodbye to the world of two.
"This person's spirit animal is a bit interesting, I remember that the fire monkey doesn't eat peaches, people only like to eat turtles."
"The six swords of rebellion played by this person are so simple, is this a peerless cheat, I can actually evolve it now."
"There is also a fragment of this final battle, the heroine's IQ catches chickens, and sure enough, beautiful women are unreliable, and they drag the protagonist back every day."
Several powerful people talked about it and sneered at this kind of romance film dressed in the skin of Xianxia, which made Lin Xuan very satisfied with their complaints.
Sure enough, there is no barrage to watch the movie, and there is no chapter to say, which really gives people a feeling of "something is missing", and now several powerful whispered beeps just fill this vacancy.
"That, don't you think the love of the male protagonist and the female protagonist can be sung and cried." Hongling couldn't help but say, the powerful vision of several men is not good!
"It's a song and a cry, yes, why do I feel like I'm carrying an oil bottle from God's point of view, or as the male protagonist." The shopkeeper said.
"Yes, yes, I don't feel any sense of this kind of unreasonable coquettish girl, even if it's to advance the plot, it's too tough." Wan Fengqing shook his head.
"Actually, he handled it very poorly, the male protagonist went away to the end of the world to practice for the female protagonist, and then blocked the boss move to save the female protagonist, and the fox demon little red lady handled it very well, and I was only full of embarrassment when I saw this." The Mastiff King shook his head.
"Sure enough, understanding between people of the opposite sex is difficult." Peng Kang said, which made several other people look at him and think of Han Zixu.
"Peng Kang, don't poison here, in fact, as long as you shoot well, it can still touch people's heartstrings. Or Lin Daoyou just thinks that there are too many bad movies like this on the market, so he wants to make a good movie from the bottom of his heart. The mastiff said.
Lin Xuan thought for a while, "I just think it's fun."
"Sharp."
"Awesome."
"Powerful."
"Steady."
Hongling thought for a while: "Speaking of a few Taoist friends, don't you have Taoist companions?" ”
It was very silent for a while, only Peng Kang said that he didn't, he had been cultivating, and he had time to come out and die when he encountered a big bottleneck of the sage recently.
"Xiaotian's mother passed away when she gave birth to Xiaotian." The Mastiff King's tone was a little heavy.
Lin Xuan was in a daze, and Xia Lan, who was full of resentment over there, also froze.
The shopkeeper and Peng Kang Wanfeng Qing hurriedly comforted them, saying that the deceased had passed away, and the living should cherish the present.
"I didn't marry again, I just wanted to train that son well, and the result was ...... I always feel that that guy's painting style is getting more and more wrong. The mastiff said.
This made Lin Xuan think of the fact that the puppy cub was forced to wear women's clothes, could it be that the two were connected.
"What about you, shopkeeper?" Peng Kang feels that today can be an eye-opener, I will not let go of any of you guys' black history!
"I, the Taoist priest once failed when he crossed the Xuan Ascension Tribulation, hey, my generation of monks, rose against the sky, but how many people have cut off the path of immortality?" The shopkeeper sighed.
"Did the raid fail?" Lin Xuan looked at Xia Lan, she seemed to be going to be a child thunder tribulation, but fortunately, she had herself, and she was definitely stable.
"Outsiders can't interfere with the Thunder Tribulation, otherwise it will rain down the Thunder Tribulation of the same realm, at that time, I could only protect her outside and watch her die." The shopkeeper sighed, and was reminded of the helplessness of the past.
The next few people comforted him, it was still the old routine, which made the shop owner roll his eyes in annoyance, "It's been more than a thousand years, and I also look down on it, in fact, the professional explanation of Taoist couples is that they are friends on the road, women can do it, and men can do it too." ”
"So, you're going to do the same thing as Peng Kang?" The mastiff king's face was full of horror.
"I make your grandmother's banana peel, and my friendship with Zixu is very pure." Peng Kang hurriedly argued, how can it be a little bit of a place without three hundred taels of silver.
"You misunderstood, I mean, you can have concerns, you can argue with each other to help you cultivate, and things other than men and women can also be, such as ...... Android! The shopkeeper said that he was a little embarrassed here.
"Cyborg, OC, the legendary doll?"
"Or robots? Refined puppets? ”
"Ship mother?"
A group of people looked at the shopkeeper, all of whom had a little "see through", and the shopkeeper hurriedly shook his head, "It's not what you think...... I'll show you that another day at the meeting. ”
"This is the private interest of Taoist friends, so don't do it." Hongling shook his head, and Xia Lan pulled Lin Xuan, afraid that he would be taken badly.
"Poof, it's really not what you think, that Hongling Fairy, do you have a Taoist couple?" The shop owner fought back.
"Me...... I...... I don't remember. Hongling said after thinking about it.
"Shouldn't that be my line?" The evening breeze interjected strongly.
"Really, you ask Lin Daoyou, I have amnesia, I really don't remember anything, but I guess I don't have it when I am chased and killed by you every day, and I watched it last night, and I am still a virgin." Hongling said after thinking about it.
"My master really doesn't have a Taoist ......" Xia Lan shook her head, and then everyone looked at Wan Fengqing.
"Hey, don't look at me like that, didn't I just say that? I don't remember anything, I don't even remember how I was born. Wan Fengqing said.
"Don't you have a little notebook? Don't remember? Lin Xuan asked.
"I looked through it, no, by the way, I also just remembered, Peng Kang is not dead, and the holy war is endless!" The evening breeze immediately stared at Peng Kang.
"What the hell, some people have reported that you are making noise in the cinema, and you have maliciously commented on reducing the sense of watching the movie, I ......" A familiar voice appeared, but it stopped abruptly.
Dongfang Chu and the puppy looked at the power of the row, stunned.
"Oh, then let's wait for the end of the movie before complaining, anyway, Dongfang Chu, do you even care about this?" Lin Xuan asked.
"Uh...... Hello seniors...... No way, the scope of responsibility on my side is relatively large...... Probably eating, drinking, and Lazar are in charge...... Withdraw first. "The East is going to flash people at the beginning.
"Goodbye, Dad." The puppies greeted the mastiff king, and a few big ones ate potato chips and popcorn, and watched the movie with itching.
Because Lin Xuan didn't say anything about his Taoist companion left! Although they knew it, they wanted to hear it for themselves.
Finally, when the movie ended and the audience left their seats, Peng Kang and the others looked at Lin Xuan together, but saw Xia Lan eating the popcorn that Lin Xuan handed her, leaning on Lin Xuan's shoulder peacefully, with a peaceful look on her face.
You don't have to ask anything, just use modal words to express emotions.
"Wow."
"Wow."
"Whoa."
"Wang!"