"Why are you late?" Rooney asked Vardy, puzzled. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Naturally, Vardy wouldn't tell Rooney that he had too much fun last night.

"Uh, there's a traffic jam on the road!"

Rooney rolled his eyes, this excuse would not be believed by normal people except idiots.

"Then why are you late?" Vardy asked, looking at Rooney quizzically.

When asked this, Rooney's face suddenly became ugly, as if he was very angry.

"It's annoying to say it, I was talking to my girlfriend last night, and the light on the ceiling suddenly fell down and smashed right on my ass, you see, it all smashed my ass and swollen!"

Rooney said angrily, trying to open his pants to show Vardy.

Vardy waved his hand repeatedly, indicating that he didn't look, he was so scared that he was pinheaded.

Besides, even if you don't get smashed, your ass is swollen or not, swollen and tall!

"You should be glad that if you had fallen a few minutes earlier, it might have hit your head!" Vardy patted Rooney's head and said in a reassuring voice.

Rooney looked dazed, not understanding what Vardy meant.

"Why did it hit me on the head?"

Vardy sighed, what a simple child!

Although Rooney didn't understand, several teammates next to him could hear it clearly, and they all burst out laughing.

"Well, Wayne should like it!"

"That's right, it tastes good!"

"You should be glad!"

"I think your tongue skills should be as good as your football skills!"

......

At this time, even if Rooney is sluggish, he should have understood, so there was another scene of Rooney chasing Vardy on the training ground.

Looking at the two energetic bastards, Ferguson felt a trance in front of him, as if he had returned to the past, when the Class of 92 was also in its youth......

Many years have passed, and the young men have become veterans on the battlefield, and they are all about to retire.

Maybe when this wave of players grows up, they can really rest.

......

"Wayne, you should learn mechanical dance with me, your celebration is too characterless!" Enough of the fuss, Vardy managed to get up from under Rooney and quickly changed the subject.

However, Vardy is not lying, Rooney is very talented, he has entered his peak since his debut, and his scoring efficiency is also very good.

There is nothing new, except for a set of combination punches, or it is like opening your arms as if you want to fly, monotonous and boring.

Rooney's head shook like a rattle.

"No, your cramp-like thing can also be called a mechanical dance?" Rooney also despised Vardi's country-style cosmopolitan dance.

Well, Vardy's expectation of Liu Neng was disappointed, although he felt that Rooney really resembled Liu Neng, with a shiny head......

"Forget it, even if you want to learn, I'm not willing to teach you, and you don't have to pay tuition!" Vardy looked like he "deserves to be confused".

However, Vardy seemed to have a flash of inspiration, "Why don't we design a few combinations to celebrate?" ”

Rooney's eyes lit up and he thought it was a good idea, and he was also the kind of person who loved to be lively.

"Take me, take me!" Cristiano Ronaldo suddenly joined in, startling Wayne Rooney and Vardy.

Vardy thought that Ronaldo was still immersed in the grief of losing his father, so he didn't have much communication with him in the past few days, but looking at him now, it is estimated that he is gradually coming out of the haze!

After the training, the three of them got together and began to mumble, designing those very funny, or very funny combination celebrations, and the brains were opened, and it was quickly finalized, maybe this season is enough!

Of course, some designs can't be completed by the three of them alone, and it would be good to say hello to a few teammates in advance when the time comes, and I believe that these bastard factions led by Ferdinand will definitely be willing to join in the fun.

......

Back home, Vardy couldn't wait to get into the system, and he wanted to know what new tricks the system could come up with this time.

"System prompt: The system has been attacked, the task module has disappeared, and it cannot be recovered, now the "preset task" module is added! ”

"System Prompt: Added Comic Achievement System!"

"System prompt: Considering the popularity of the host, open the off-site comic accounting, limited to twice a month!"

"System prompt: cancel the unspecified characteristic fragments, and all future fragments will have clear directionalism!"

......

A flurry of chimes made Vardy feel as if his ears were being bombarded.

Looking at each one by one, Vardy feels that this time the system may be making another big move.

The quest system was canceled, and it was a wish made by yourself, so there is no way to restore it after disappearing.

Vardy never expected that the system would be supplemented with a so-called "preset task" module.

As the name suggests, Vardy himself can issue tasks to himself before the game, match rewards and punishments on his own, distribute rewards after the task is completed, and impose penalties after failure.

Although it is also a mission, how can the pit daddy mission released by the system be comparable to the mission designed by Vardy himself?

For example, before a match, Vardy can pre-plan that the match will have to do a thunder dance before the start;

Then enter the preset task module and add this task independently;

Next, it is to measure rewards and punishments, for example, Vardy wants to reward a characteristic point, and the system thinks that the reward is too high, it will not be valid, and Vardy sets 0.5 characteristic points, and the system thinks that it is about the same, and the reward is fixed;

The task punishment is the same, Vardy thinks that he can lose a hair as a punishment after failure, the system thinks it is too light, Vardy sets another 10 hairs, the system thinks it is appropriate, and the punishment is fixed;

And so, a fresh task is complete!

"Preset Mission: Dance a Thunderman Dance on the Pitch before the next game begins."

"Mission Reward: 0.5 Free Trait Points!"

"Failure Punishment: Host loses 10 hairs!"

It seems that this is no different from the task released by the system, but this is Vardy's own design, and it is definitely something that he can complete, and it is not much more difficult than directly rewarding himself, as for the punishment, just take a look.

At the moment, it seems that this preset mission is completely for Vardy, as if the player were playing the game to create the world on their own.

However, Vardy always felt that the system was not so kind, although the goal of the system was to cultivate himself into the most funny star, but it was estimated that it would be difficult to achieve without being crippled, and Vardy felt that he had already grasped the original intention of the system.

But after the pit daddy task system was killed, the system was so willing to give itself the whole benefit?

Vardy says he doesn't believe it!