Chapter 178: Today is a brand new day
After forever sealing the three words "roasted sweet potato" in an inconspicuous corner in the depths of his memory, Yuwen Xiuce finally began to head towards his destination. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
So, sometimes...... Too much foreshadowing is like endless foreplay, and even veterans can roll over......
Yuwen Xiuce "ordered the soldiers to be chaotic" at the door of several rooms - to point the soldiers and generals, and to prostitute Chang if they arrived......
From the general mantra of the nursery rhyme here, you can know how good the education experience of the male pig's foot is since childhood...... Colorful~
Yuwen Xiuce silently recited the mantra at the door, and then stared at the two rows of doors for a long time, and finally picked a room and broke into it - the smooth implementation of this plan depends on someone's mental arithmetic skills that have been strengthened in elementary school for more than ten years!
Oh, by the way, here to explain that compulsory education in the empire is not six years of primary school, three years of junior high school, but ...... Three years of elementary school, six years of junior high school!
[Yuwen Xiuce: This is your explanation for my long-term inability to break away from my virgin-male-career? Because I studied in elementary school for too long!! ć
[Author: What, is it too tactful? Or maybe you have some flaws......]
[Yuwen Xiuce: I think this explanation is very in place, which can well highlight the excellent quality of the male number one who is law-abiding, which is very in line with the current main theme! ć
[Author: I ...... Can you say that? When you go back, you must turn the manuscript out and check how low the discipline I set for you back then was ......]
Get back to business.
After Yuwen Xiuce pushed open the door, suddenly a room of white coats turned their heads to look at it, and from the gap in the white coats, you could vaguely see a man lying flat and with his upper body intact and his lower body intact...... A young male who enters a state of battle or being fought.
"It's not so avant-garde...... Is male nurse now popular in the Federation......" Yuwen Xiuce looked like he had never seen the world, picked up his mobile phone and pointed at the Chiguo male in the middle and pretended to take a picture - of course, there will be no real picture on the screen, although a certain unscrupulous writer often blacks the male number one, but he will not let him follow the path of King Billy...... Well, at least not so early~
[Yuwen Xiuce: Hey-! ć
A line of garbled information appeared on someone's mobile phone screen, and in order not to affect everyone's reading, the author decided to translate it.
"Are you free tonight? You bring a leather whip and I bring a candle, see you in the old place - Ruru"
Ahem, sorry, the translation is wrong, it's not this one.
[Author: Well, Ru Ru...... Listening to the name, it should be a man, right? ć
[Yuwen Xiuce: It's almost enough! ć
[Author: Then how do you interpret this message under the premise that you are still a chick?] ć
[Yuwen Xiuce: Why don't you take medicine and blame me for the pot that BB made? ć
After investigation, Ru Ru is an eight-foot tall man with chest hair and stubble!
[Yuwen Xiuce: Forget it, I'll carry this pot...... Ahem, this message is actually a secret code between me and the intelligence officer......]
[Author: Oh, how can you see it? ć
[Yuwen Xiuce: The leather whip candle alludes to s&m, and then it is associated with another layer of code messages......]
[Author: Oh, the leather whip candle alludes to s&m, and there is such a saying? ć
[Yuwen Xiuce: Get out, don't come here to pretend to be pure! ] ć
[Author: Ahem, I seem to have heard a little bit of this word, but the impression is very vague, very vague......]
[Yuwen Xiuce: Is it better to play with candles with tortoiseshell or snake? ć
[Author: Of course it's tortoiseshell binding, this still has to be asked?! ć
[Yuwen Xiuce: Hehe-]
[Author: ......]
Get down to business!
The garbled content on the screen translates to -
"Is there a link to nsjsmy-1234567?"
"Yes"
"The connection is complete, and the data is being ...... in transfer"
"Even the blue progress bar yells~Ahh
Yuwen Xiuce silently tucked the cute mobile phone back into his pocket, and spread his hands at the extremely vigilant white coats, indicating that he was very friendly, and it was more pollution-free than organic vegetables - the kind that was irrigated with biological fertilizer every day.
[Yuwen Xiuce: It's dirty, it's just a **** for a donkey, and it hasn't been realized, should the punishment debuff last so long, especially if I want to be with the elephant's ****, wouldn't I be hacked by you to the end! ] ć
[Author: I still want elephants...... Watch me seal your rogue tool permanently with the Diamond Star Fist! ć
[Yuwen Xiuce: %Ā„#......! ć
Yuwen Xiuce's friendly gesture was ignored by everyone, not because everyone couldn't believe him, but because it was impossible to believe him at all-the reason why the bare man ended up where he is now is all due to him.
Yes, the bare-chested man surrounded by many male nurses is none other than Viscount Lyon, who lost in the duel. Because the shock bomb with a micro charging device hit the moment, it had to be treated bare-bottomed - considering that the shock had been going on for a long time, the wound had experienced repeated bleeding and scabbing, and the synchronization rate of the Viscount Lyon and the shock bomb was getting higher and higher, and the distance was almost the same as that of being completely one, so the burnt adhesion had to be separated using a minimally invasive surgery.
Viscount Lyon was faced with a difficult choice between "scaring others with some stun bullets in the future" and "not being able to scare others in the future".
Of course, if he comes from an ancient corrupt country, then this is still an opportunity to change his life openly~
Feeling a slight vibration in his pocket, Yuwen Xiuce knew that the data transfer had been completed without looking, so he happily stepped forward to express his sincerest apologies to the Viscount of Leon, and then was invited out in a room of "good-natured" eyes.
Casually closing the door, Yuwen Xiuce sighed that the federal nobles were really barbaric, and said with a smile Isn't sorry the highest level of apology? Even if I laugh cheaply, master, but I am cheap from the bottom of my heart...... Ahem, what's that, the cheap one is very sincere!
While closing the door, Yuwen Xiuce quickly operated on his mobile phone.
"Do you want to destroy 'nsjsmy-2345678910jqka'?"
"Yes"
"Please select the destruction mode-"
"The destruction mode was selected as GZ-5151-II - Power Overload Self-Explosion."
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In the manor on the outskirts of the imperial capital, a disaster blockbuster is being staged - "Penis who Saves the Viscount of Lyon", but the parties are kept in the dark, who would have thought that a gadget that suddenly began to flicker has entered the countdown.
PS: It's a brand new day, huh...... It seems that tomorrow will be the same...... Ahem, if you think about it, won't it be one day...... (To be continued.) )