Chapter 34: Why is this guy so funny?

In February, the Ultimate League ushered in All-Star Weekend, a holiday in the middle of a long season for players and a feast for fans, with the most popular stars coming together to perform for them. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

With the support of Chinese fans, Wang Weiyu has become a rare rookie All-Star in recent years, as an All-Star, his statistics are not outstanding, averaging 19 points, 5 rebounds and 6 assists per game, but for a rookie, such a performance can be called perfect.

During this period, Wang Weiyu had no intention of performing for the fans, and he let the team let out his breath in the last game before the All-Star, saying that he had an ankle injury and was afraid that he would miss the All-Star.

Fans are worried about his injury, especially Chinese fans who have experienced Yao Ming-style tragedy, they don't want another Chinese player to fall on the injury, so they have flipped through the red wall of the Internet to leave a message to Wang Weiyu on Twitter, asking him to recuperate from his injury with peace of mind and don't think about anything **** All-Star.

After reading those messages, Wang Weiyu was still quite guilty, the fans thought about him so much, he actually only thought about himself, so during the All-Star Weekend, he happily dated Qin Wei in Saravo.

Because he didn't want to be recognized, Wang Weiyu wore sunglasses, and the two went on a date in a high-end Western restaurant.

"It's always weird, shouldn't we eat happily? Why should you be as careful as celebrities if there are paparazzi around? Qin Wei said helplessly. Wang Weiyu sighed and said: "The fans are so enthusiastic, if people know that I was injured, it will have a bad impact on the reputation of the team." "It's more serious about your reputation." Qin Wei gave him a blank look.

"My reputation doesn't matter, this time I asked the management to release the news, and it's not good for them to be affected as well." Wang Weiyu said. Qin Wei laughed and said, "I can't see that you think so much about the management." ”

"Huh? Aren't we dating today? Why are you talking about those things again? Wang Weiyu snorted a few times, "Let's talk about something else." "Okay." Qin Wei nodded.

Then the two fell silent, and for about half a minute, they both laughed in unison. The lives of the two have become inseparable from basketball, and even dating has to talk about this.

"Okay, it's okay to talk about it, halfway through the season, there are still more than 30 games left, can you make the playoffs?" Qin Wei asked. Wang Weiyu said: "It depends on whether the opponent gives a chance, the west is too intense, it would be good if the emperor team was in the east." "Then you can play against Kant four times a year." Qin Wei said.

"Kant yet, I can't even handle Toyin now." Wang Weiyu said depressedly.

Previously, the Emperor and the Thor team played each other twice, and the Thor team won a big victory, and Toin Davide had the upper hand in the battle with Wang Weiyu, averaging 42 points, 5 rebounds and 5 assists per game in two games.

Wang Weiyu was depressed for a while, and encountered a few weak team forwards who were abused and abused before relieving himself.

For the position of the forward, Toyin is too BUG, the height of the power forward, not lost to the flexibility of the guard, you put a few steps, he shoots you with face, as soon as you get close, he can break through with the ball, if you don't pay attention to it, he takes a block and then shoots you with a face, the feel is coming, a few steps outside the three-point line or shoot you with face.

Those two games were the darkest moments of Wang Weiyu's season, and if you want to limit Toyin, you can only rely on high-intensity confrontation, which only Kant James can do in the league today.

Thinking of those two games again, Wang Weiyu's dating mood disappeared completely, "When I wait until summer, I must, I must ......" "What must be?" Qin Wei asked funny.

"Get strong, next season, I've got to show Toyin that I'm not that good at scoring on my head, you know what that guy said to me after the game?" Wang Weiyu was furious when he thought about it, "He said to me, 'W, you are very good, I am very happy to compete with you, the future is yours'." Damn Farke! He thought he was Duncan! "Don't use foul language." Qin Wei picked up a piece of vegetable and put it in his mouth.

After Wang Weiyu entered the alliance, he was known for his poisonous tongue, and the opponents who fought against him were all afraid of his poisonous tongue like a tiger.

"Do you think you're comfortable here?" Qin Wei asked. Wang Weiyu thought for a long time and said: "I think it's adapted, except for the strongest ones, I am not afraid of confrontation in the same position, which is difficult to imagine at the beginning of the season." "Cheers to your progress." Qin Wei raised her glass.

The two of them touched their cups, and then drank the water in the cups.

"Don't talk about me, tell me about Nancy, how does she feel about Merris? Merris cares a lot about her. Wang Weiyu began to help his brother find out the situation. Qin Wei smiled: "Nancy hasn't decided yet, at the moment, it's in the tentative stage, she wants to know if Merris is someone worth being with." ”

"Isn't it? There are also cautious women in the United States? Wang Weiyu could hardly believe it. Qin Wei nodded and said, "Of course, Nancy values her boyfriend very much." ”

When the waiter came, Wang Weiyu hurriedly lowered his head, but it was useless.

The waiter stared at him carefully, "W, are you W?" "No, you've mistaken someone." Wang Weiyu denied it.

"Man, it's really you!" It's useless to deny it, people just recognize him, "Don't worry, I won't make a noise, please don't deny it, I recognize you!" "Okay, promise me not to let anyone know about it, okay?" It seems that he didn't know about Wang Weiyu's absence from the All-Star due to injury.

"Okay, I promise!" She's Caucasian, but she looks pretty cute now, "Can you please sign it for me?" My brother is super fond of you, he is a huge fan of yours, and he went to learn basketball for you. "Yes, please give me a pen and paper later, don't make a noise, I want a quiet date today." Wang Weiyu said.

She was very empathetic, "Don't worry, I know this kind of thing, but honestly, your disguise really sucks." "Really? I'll improve. Wang Weiyu said.

Qin Wei smiled vigorously, "This girl is so cute." "Am I that obvious?" Wang Weiyu pointed to himself in surprise and confirmed to his lover who got along day and night.

"You're just wearing sunglasses, and it's too easy to disguise if that's disguise." Qin Wei said: "Your level of disguise, don't say it's me, those fans who pasted your posters in the room may recognize it by looking at the side face." ”

With such fans, Wang Weiyu doesn't know whether to cry or laugh.

"Well, I'll have to find a time to see how celebrities usually disguise themselves." Wang Weiyu gulped down, "It's really troublesome." ”

At this time, the TV was showing the individual events of the All-Star Weekend, the Skills Challenge.

Since the restructuring of the Skills Challenge last year, it has become much more interesting, and the contestants are no longer those who are nimble. The big guys, who have solid fundamentals and run as fast as the smaller ones, are also involved.

What's more, the big guy proved that his skills are not inferior to the small one. After last year's restructuring, the Snow Wolves' Downs Anthony Carr won the skills competition against the smaller players.

This year, Dons is aiming to defend his title, along with other big men, including Wang Weiyu's teammate Merris Arnold.

The roof screen of the Western food happened to be replaced by this one, and Wang Weiyu was attracted to attention, "This guy told me that he was going to participate in the skills challenge is actually true, where did he get his confidence?" "Merris? Wow, that's handsome. Qin Wei saw it.

"It's useless, his basic skills are not enough to participate in this competition." Wang Weiyu knows Merris very well, "He probably knows that he can't do it, so he will definitely try his best to be funny in the game, I know this guy, he will definitely do it." "He's like O'Neill." Qin Wei said that he was a person who was similar to Merris in entertainment.

"You're right, it's O'Neal, Merris is very similar to him, especially when it comes to entertainment, he likes to make people laugh." Wang Weiyu said.

In the preliminaries of the big man group, Merris and Downs were in a group, and Merris behaved normally when he crossed the obstacles at the beginning.

Until the pass into the circle, the funny nature was fully revealed, Merris actually slapped the ball up and pushed the ball over with his buttocks, the audience laughed, and what was even more outrageous was that the ball was pushed in.

With a "what the hell is this" expression, Downs picked up his speed and ran towards the basket, Merris was not slow, he barely followed, and the joke appeared again in the layup. Merris actually hit Downs' layup with the ball, and Downs had to dunk it, and he was desperate to shake off this funny madman.

Merris quickly lays up and catches up with Downs, "Downs, let's go to the showdown!" Downs' face was full of "", "What are you going to do?" "Look at me!" Merris brought the atmosphere to a climax by tossing the ball with a low hand in a bowling position, okay, three no-touch.

"You're humorous." Downs ended his trick and scored three points to end the preliminaries, the audience was obviously unsatisfied, and Merris's shouts came and went, making Downs so faceless, "Hey, is it me who won the game?" ”

"Why is this guy so funny?" Qin Wei laughed so hard that she was about to burst into breath.

Wang Weiyu couldn't laugh or cry, "I'm really glad I didn't go to the scene, it's so embarrassing, this guy really dares to act." ”