055 Dragon Dung Taobao (II)
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Excrement can be said to be the ancestral skill of all mankind.
In the era of agriculture, when machinery was not developed, human manure was usually used as a fertile natural fertilizer, mixed with the soil before cultivation, which was a very effective carbon cycle, highlighting the continuous flashing light of wisdom in the long process of human agricultural civilization.
Light of Wisdom ...... The light of wisdom? Light of Wisdom!
In the dark corner, Xiao An raised his head and roared silently, opening his mouth violently to breathe, and his face turned dark green.
Listen! The entrance of the cave is a few hundred meters away from this side, and I don't know how many times there has been an amazing noise!
It's like thunder on a sunny day!
Rumble! Bang bang! Burst!
A black-green shockwave erupted from the place where the sound came from, rolling up a black storm that swept in all directions!
Look at Xiao An! Agile and skillful, he squatted directly at the fastest speed, pinched his nose and began to hold his breath, took a tattered shirt in the ring and put it on his head, and closed his eyes tightly......
Hey? Did he cry?
As a strong man, a man destined to become a demon king, a man who wants to destroy this world!
He actually cried......
The 'wind' blew, and the 'wind and sand' gradually subsided, Xiao An silently took out his clothes from the top of his head, shook off the particles on them, and looked down at the nearly two-meter-deep pit he had dug......
At this time, the BGM can only be 'Erquan Reflecting the Moon', and the poem that rises in my heart at this time can only be the adapted version of the song Minnong:
On the afternoon of hoeing day, sweat drops into the soil.
Who knows that this dung ball is hard work.
Come on, it's better to take advantage of the fact that there are no dragons to excrete outside, and dig through these 'dragon dung layers' that have accumulated over the years, and see what is under the mark of the system as soon as possible......
All this for a blade at hand!
The path you choose, even if it's covered in feces, you have to pinch your nose to finish it.
At this time, there was no need to say anything, he took Ivy's weapon as a shovel, chiseled these hard as stone dragon dung, and then threw it outside with a long sword.
Fortunately, there is this long sword for cutting dung, and the whole process can be avoided with both hands, otherwise Xiao An will really go crazy.
A few minutes later, Xiao An went down a few dozen centimeters again, and another gust of wind hit outside, and Xiao An immediately stopped moving.
Burst! Whew-
Hey, this dragon is strained, right?
Xiao An felt disgusted for a while, but it was much better than the unrestrained style of the previous dragon.
How can we truly hold on to hope and light without experiencing suffering and suffering?
Xiao An comforted herself, and continued to squat there with her head down and her clothes on her head, maintaining the perfect shape of not sticking to the walls of the cave on all sides.
"Aangβ"
There was a long roar outside, and the strained dragon in the cave also screamed back, but the dragon inside the cave could be heard to be a little sick.
His chest was slightly hot, and Xiao Anxin naturally heard the sound of two dragons with different voices talking - the heart of the beastmaster somehow absorbed the dragon soul of the dragon, it may have existed originally, after all, the heart of the beastmaster should be a treasure made and 'inherited' by the beast god, not made by those gods themselves.
Soon, the dragon in the cave also hung up a strong wind, Xiao An breathed a sigh of relief and started another round of new operations.
How deep was that legendary-level weapon buried?
Xiao An was inexplicably a little depressed, not that he couldn't stand the suffering, but that the 'equipment' that he had worked so hard to get was just thrown into the feces by these dragons......
Don't mention it, I'm not strong enough to make the dragon clan bow down directly, and how much respect I can get depends on how much strength I have.
If you complain, just make a hair in your heart.
There was no dragon flying over for a long time, Xiao An's project progress made great progress, and finally, when he went down with a sword, he suddenly heard a 'ding', and his spirit was instantly shocked!
Got it! No, it could be something else!
Squatting down patiently and looking, with the faint light, Xiao An vaguely saw a black, slightly curved ......
Man and god dung?
Bah! It's the hilt of a sword!
Hahaha! Xiao Anxin burst into a wild laugh, and just wanted to get a fireball technique to see it clearly, but with a shake of his hand, he quickly extinguished the spark that did not appear, and he broke out in a cold sweat in fright.
Although I don't know if dragon dung will also ferment and produce some kind of chemical gas, but I am not afraid of 10,000 just in case, if I make an open flame, a mushroom cloud will rise directly here?
The problem is not to add a little deep embellishment to the beautiful Dragon Canyon, the problem is that his life may be over!
Although his body is a god-given body, it is absolutely unknown whether it can withstand the explosion.
Let's get down to business, pull it out first.
Xiao An padded some fabric and tugged hard at the hilt of the sword...... It was a bit of a struggle at first, but when he pulled the hilt out, everything was silky smooth.
Buzz β
A soft buzz came from the sword body, and it seemed that the sword body trembled, and cold light began to appear!
Treasures are covered with dung, and when you meet the Lord, you will be spiritual!
Xiao An smiled and sighed, afraid that this sword would make some big moves, and he didn't have time to see the style, structure, and information of this sword clearly, so he rolled it up with a cloth and threw it into the ring space.
Succeed with flying colors! Slip the number!
With some effort, Xiao An got out of the deep pit he had dug, looked in the direction of the hole, looked for the nearest depression in the rock wall, and ran over.
He was more than a hundred meters away from the entrance of the cave, and he was very careful every time he advanced in order to avoid being discovered by the dragon.
But fortunately, the dragons excrete near the entrance of the cave, and do not go deep into it at all, and few dragons will look at their excrement more, most of them have their butts against the depths of the hole, and when they are done, they will flap their wings and leave.
The water dragon is okay, it will rush; Wind dragons are also more dashing......
According to Xiao An's conclusion that he had been lurking in this magical cave for more than an hour, it seemed that the fire dragon had difficulty in excretion, and it may be that the fire qi in the body was relatively large, and the several fire dragons that appeared just now obviously had symptoms of constipation.
I'll go and analyze this for wool! Hurry up and slip away! If you find it by the dragon, something will definitely happen!
After all, so many female dragons' privacy is at risk of being exposed......
The entrance of the cave was in front of him, Xiao An became more and more cautious, and was just about to walk the last twenty meters, but suddenly heard a rapid dragon groan.
Some slightly childish voices appeared in my heart:
"Throw it in! Throw it in! β
"Waste Dragon, Waste Dragon! Waste dragon to discredit our dragons! β
"Hey, hey, hey! Throw it in! β
There was also a voice full of anxiety and crying: "Don't, don't bully me......"
Call! A black shadow like a wall rushed in through the wide opening, rolled several times on the fresh puddles of dragon dung, and rolled down into the cave covered with stolen goods......
Bullying doesn't just happen to humans.
It's as strong as a dragon, and there are cases where you can't take care of your own children.
Xiao An's eyes inadvertently showed a little sadness, and then he clenched his fists.
'Chubby, take twenty dollars, I'll buy cigarettes to smoke.' β
'IβI didn't bring any money. β
'Don't have any money? School bag for me! Bring it to you! β
Damn, how could you suddenly think of such a thing!
Was it because the eyes of the juvenile dragon with dense black scales reminded him of himself back then?
So helpless, so sad, with tears in his eyes......
Therefore, Xiao An grabbed Ivy's knight's sword, stared at the dragon with round eyes, and with the Beastmaster's heart's own conversational ability, let out a low roar full of threat:
"When you don't see me! Otherwise, I'll kill you! β
"Ang...... Ang ......"
The little black dragon trembled suddenly, avoided Xiao An's gaze, and got up in embarrassment.
Xiao An, who accidentally exposed his whereabouts, beat a drum in his heart, but he still maintained a vicious appearance, and could only pin his hopes on that this little black dragon was a coward......