Chapter 054: "Distributing Flyers"
"So you're here to help."
Lin Yu showed a look of sudden realization, and then returned to the chair with his pants up, "But I don't have anything to do with my hands." ”
As soon as they heard this, Li Daxiong and the others immediately breathed a sigh of relief, a character that Cao Ye couldn't afford to provoke, and it was better for him to be a man with his tail between his legs in front of others.
After thinking about it, Li Daxiong's face showed a cold color again, what the hell, this damn Chen Minghui, give Lao Tzu 100,000 yuan and ask Lao Tzu to send him to death, and when Lao Tzu goes out, he has to remove his two legs!
Li Daxiong bent his waist like a eunuch, and casually fanned Lin Yu with a magazine on the table, "Master Lin, since you have nothing to do, I'll go first, my dog has depression, I have to go back to accompany it." ”
"Wait!"
Lin Yu stopped Li Daxiong, who was running away, and smiled mysteriously, "Your dog has depression, I have a way to treat it, today my brother will show his skills and teach you a set of methods to treat depression, the medical expenses are not much, just take 100,000 yuan, after going back, I will ensure that the medicine is cured, and even the aunt's untimely problems can be adjusted." ”
"Poof......
Xia Tian, who has a lively temperament, couldn't hold back, Brother Lin is really bad, and he has to give the dog depression, besides, how can a dog come to the aunt.
Chen Minghui and the three of them looked at each other, the expression on their faces was like a dog with depression and the eldest aunt was not punctual, what the hell is going on, the script is not written like this, it stands to reason that Lin Yu should kneel and beg for mercy at this time?
Li Daxiong was also stunned, as if he was really a dead dog, and immediately took out the check for 100,000 yuan that Chen Minghui gave him before, "Master Lin, where is the money, you hurry up and tell me the method, otherwise our dog will jump off the building and commit suicide." ”
Lin Yu patted Li Daxiong's shoulder, looking teachable, "Listen, I'll only say it once." ”
"Master Lin, you say, the little one should remember it."
"Be proud of loving the motherland and be ashamed of harming the motherland."
"Be proud to serve the people, and be ashamed to turn your back on the people."
“……”
Lin Yu shook his head and recited a period of eight honors and eight shames to Li Daxiong, and his tone was subdued and frustrated, without the slightest stuck. But all this is due to the merits of the old head of the Jinling Military Region.
When all means could not subdue Lin Yu's scourge, the old chief asked Lin Yu to write eight honors and eight shames, a hundred times each time......
"Wow, Brother Lin can even memorize eight honors and eight shames, it's too powerful." Xia Tian looked at Lin Yu with bright eyes, in her worldview, people who can memorize these things are very good people.
Zhang Xiao looked at Lin Yu with a black line on his face, "This guy is too good at, take eight honors and eight shames to treat depression for dogs?" also received 100,000 yuan from others? ”
The old lady is only more than 100,000 yuan a year, and this guy has earned 100,000 yuan in a few words, and he must be slaughtered one day!
"Okay, roll to the wall and carry it, if you can't carry it, no one can go!"
"Okay, Master Lin, we'll go now." Li Daxiong took his two younger brothers and ran to the wall in a gloomy manner, carrying the eight honors and eight shames.
The content itself is not long, and the three of them will be familiar with the rolling melons after a while, and they will run in front of Lin Yu as if they are invited, "Master Lin, you see that we have all memorized it, can we go." ”
"Yes." Lin Yu nodded, "Let's go, go back and bring a good dog for me, and wish it a speedy recovery." ”
"Yes, yes, Master Lin, I promise to bring your words!" Li Daxiong turned around and ran away as if he had seen a ghost, if he had to carry it again, Lao Tzu was about to get depressed.
"Ah, wait."
Before Li Daxiong walked out of the door, he was stopped by Lin Yu again, and even tears came out, "Lin, Master Lin, what else do you have to order?" ”
Lin Yu clasped his ears, "When I peed just now, I seemed to hear you say that you were going to clean me up?" I recruited you to provoke you, and you actually came to the company to bully me? ”
"Lying on the grass...... Thump...... Bang bang bang bang ......"
Li Daxiong and the two younger brothers knelt on the ground without saying a word, kowtowing three times in a row, as if they were grave in a cemetery, "Master Lin, you must have heard it wrong, even if you give me two guts, I won't dare to trouble you." ”
Lin Yu pursed his lips and smiled weirdly, "Since you're not here to clean up on me, who are you here to clean up?" ”
"I ......"
Li Daxiong couldn't help but hesitate, and when he came out to mix, he said a righteous word, although he was afraid of Lin Yu in his heart, but the underworld also has a bottom line!
After so many years of anti-terrorism and anti-crime fighting, Lin Yu has never seen any kind of underworld, and he also knows a lot about the righteousness they insist on in their hearts, so he is not pressing, but screaming in a strange way:
"What! Are you here to beat Director Chen? Why didn't he say it earlier, just hit it directly, and he wouldn't let you carry the eight honors and eight shames. ”
Since he knew that Lin Yu was the person Chen Minghui wanted to clean up, Li Daxiong hated him so much that he didn't break his leg, and now that Lin Yu gave him steps, how could there be any reason not to take advantage of it!
"Hey, hey, what are you going to do, are you going to rebel!" Chen Minghui's face turned blue with fright, and he couldn't stop retreating, he couldn't have imagined that Li Daxiong would be so afraid of Lin Yu, so afraid that he would not even care about the morality of the rivers and lakes!
"How dare he ask me why, I'll tell you why today!"
After speaking, Li Daxiong picked up the baseball bat on the ground and smashed it towards Chen Minghui viciously!
"Li Daxiong, you dare! I paid for it! Chen Minghui couldn't help but shout at himself, but in the next second, even the field was green!
The people in the office exclaimed, "It turns out that he hired someone to clean up Lin Yu!" It's all pretended before! ”
"Don't get me wrong, everyone, be misunderstood!" Chen Minghui immediately got up, "What I mean by giving money is to let this big brother not trouble Lin Yu, although Lin Yu has offended me before, but I don't care about villains, everyone has a colleague, I don't want him to be injured, you see that Lin Yu is not injured now, it's not all because of me!" ”
Chen Minghui breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately he reacted quickly, if other colleagues knew that this was their own ghost, they would definitely not be able to stay in the sales department!
"Yo, Director Chen is really an adult, but I'm very cautious." Lin Yu shook the check in his hand and said happily, "That bear, clear the three of them out for me, the 100,000 yuan is yours." ”
Take his Lao Tzu's money and hire someone to beat me, is there any reason for it, Chen Minghui wants to cry without tears.
"Master Lin, how dare I ask for this money, but don't worry, I will do the work you explained!"
After speaking, Li Daxiong yelled at the little brother beside him, "What are you doing in a daze, throw the three of them out for me!" ”
"Dog bear, wait, after all, our colleagues have a ......" Lin Yu called Li Daxiong regretfully.
Chen Minghui and the three of them looked happy, it seems that he is also afraid of his father's identity and status, and he does not dare to come nonsense.
"Just break two legs, it's okay, now it's a harmonious society, there must be love, not violence."
"Poof, I'm going to break someone's leg, why do you want to have love and not violence?"
"Got it, Master Lin, promise to complete the task!" Li Daxiong responded viciously.
"Oh, by the way, when I go out later, help me distribute this box of flyers, if I can't sell a house this month, I will eat dirt next month."
"Damn, I have 100,000 yuan in my hand, and I will eat soil next month, it's too pretending!"