Chapter 34: Alliances
The referee was a little dumbfounded when he heard this: "Your proposal is very sudden, but I can discuss it with the organizer." After speaking, the referee looked at the referee at the table, and the referee immediately announced: "You can choose to play extra games, but now it can only be played off the field, and it will not be counted in the score." If you are not convinced, this seat will cancel your qualification~!" The captain suddenly said a little deflated: "Okay, compare on the outside, compare on the outside." I'm still afraid that you won't make it~!" After speaking, the captain insisted on pulling Dong Zhanyun to compete with his team.
Dong Zhanyun had no choice, so he called four people and walked out with his six wives. Dong Zhanyun was the first to speak: "What is the comparison?" The man said with bad intentions: "Of course, we both come up with our own questions, and then the other party guesses, and the one who is short will win~!" Dong Zhanyun couldn't help but move in his heart, and then simply came to a heavy and said: "The question is not limited to a few words, okay?"
The man thought for a moment and said, "Okay." Dong Zhanyun saw that the treacherous plan had succeeded, so he began to prepare chips and said: "What should the loser do?" The man thought for a moment and said, "Then how about a meal tonight?" Dong Zhanyun nodded and said: "This is very good, and you haven't asked for your name yet?" The man patted his chest and said, "Wei Zixian." Dong Zhanyun replied: "Dong Zhanyun, then please ask you to ask the question first." ”
Wei Zixian nodded, and quickly discussed countermeasures with the team members. One of them said: "Let's come up with some local dialects, or code words between us, as long as they are not familiar with it~!" The other also agreed: "I also think this is better, and we will have a great chance of win~!" The first speaker said: "I don't think there are northerners on their side, so it's better to write a northeastern accent - our Ming~!" So the team members wrote on the board: "Our Ming." ”
The first team member looked at this line of words, his eyes were a little confused, and then he said with a flash of inspiration: "I know what to say." So the second team member appeared, and the first one said to the second team member: "The Northeast side often describes their hometown." The second quickly reacted and said, "Our ...... What's up. The first teammate then said, "What do you call a duck?" and the second teammate immediately reacted, "Quack." Then the first team member immediately took the second team member's hand and said, "What am I doing here?" and the second team member immediately replied, "Pull me." Our Na Yi~!" Then the second person did what the first team member said, and soon the third person passed to the squad leader.
The third person showed what the first person had passed to the squad leader. When the team members finished showing the duck call, the squad leader blurted out: "Our Na Yi~!" Although it took a little time this time, there was no pause in the whole process, and the result also made Dong Zhanyun very satisfied, it took less than forty quarters of an hour and thirty-nine quarters of an hour in total.
Then Dong Zhanyun asked the question, Jiang Tianqi suddenly said to Dong Zhanyun: "Why don't you take a word related to me, they can't think of it~!" Dong Zhanyun nodded directly and said: "Then you can say it, anyway, as long as you can stump them a little." Jiang Tianqi wrote a line of words: "Empress Long Tengjiu." Dong Zhanyun thought about it carefully and nodded: "This looks simple, but it's actually difficult~!"
Xu Jing glanced at it and said, "That's right, if people with inflexible brains can't figure it out~!" The little girl also nodded: "That's right, that's it." Lin Ke'er thought for a while and said, "If you want me to compare, it's also difficult~!" Dong Zhanyun handed the wooden board to the first person to see
。 The first person looked at it, frowned deeply, and said, "How can this Tengzi be compared?" There was no way, he had to harden it. The first person passed: "
What is the most powerful among mortals?" the second replied, "Emperor." The first person nodded and said, "Then remove the first word." The second man replied, "Emperor." The first person was a little confused and said: "The first word is that the emperor never allows anyone to be?" The second person said without hesitation: "Woman, empress." The first person then asked, "What is the animal that symbolizes the emperor?"
Without hesitation, the second replied, "Dragon." The first person then asked, "What will happen to you if I punch you?" and the second person replied, "Will it hurt, or will it hurt?" The first person continued, "The first." Seeing that there was not much time left, the first person said, "What kind of supreme emperor is the emperor?" So the second person did not hesitate to say the answer: "Empress Long Tengjiu."
。 Dong Zhanyun saw this situation and couldn't help complaining: "Is this more interesting than going on?"
Wei Zixian had no choice but to stop: "Okay, don't compare, we lost." Dong Zhanyun smiled and nodded: "Then it's decided, Brother Wei has a treat tonight~!" Wei Zixian nodded and said convincingly: "I have to say, we lost very convincingly this time." It's amazing that you can come up with something that we don't know at all to embarrass us~!" Dong Zhanyun shook his head and said: "Not everyone knows about this thing, but we are sure that this person exists~!" Wei Zixian said with some disbelief: "Then do those people who claim to be the Dragon Clan know about this person? He actually dares to call himself the empress, and his name is Long Tengjiu~!" Dong Zhanyun smiled mysteriously and said, "If you don't believe it, you can ask the acquaintances over there in the Ghost God Palace."
, it's best to be a high-level person~!" Dong Zhanyun's words woke up Wei Zixian, so Wei Zixian hurriedly transmitted the message to the people of the Ghost God Palace.
Dong Zhanyun pulled a dozen people who were elated and returned to the scene. As soon as Dong Zhanyun entered, he was asked by Mo Qinwen: "
You bet with Wei Zixian, which one wins?" Dong Zhanyun pointed to himself and said, "I." Mo Qinwen smiled and asked the colleague next to him for money and said: "Look, I still look down on my little brother Dong, and in the end it's not that I won~!" Dong Zhanyun made some acquaintances: "I don't know what the name of this big brother is? Ou Haihua nodded and said, "Long Yang, long Yang, then let's have a meal together tonight." ”
Soon it was noon, and finally the first race came to an end. The referee declared the top of the group before moving on to the second match. Dong Zhanyun sent six players with particularly good athletic cells, and then entered the arena. I don't know if it's a coincidence or providence, the organizer actually let Dong Zhanyun draw the Keju that these six people are best at, and pass the ball with his head. So the six athletes were full of energy from the beginning to pass the ball with their heads. It took only ten quarters of an hour for the first to the second, and eight quarters of an hour for the second and third to pass, so everyone worked together and finished the Keju in only fifty-seven quarters. Dong Zhanyun was not surprised this time, and nodded and said, "It should be." Dong Zhanyun won the first place in the group group, and then in the second round, Dong Zhanyun's luck began to deteriorate, and this time he didn't pass the juju. Passed durian ...... The good thing is that it is not passed on all fours, but with planks
。 The first person to pass it was very stable, but some couldn't stand the smell of durian, so he couldn't hold back and didn't sneeze.
The first person carefully and slowly put down the durian and passed it on to the second. The second one suddenly had some unsteady center of gravity and was about to fall to the ground, but it finally stabilized, and then passed on to the third person...... After that, it was very stable, until the last one, the last one was a little allergic to durian, and he was also a little struggling in his heart, whether to tell the referee, but as a professional athlete, he still endured the consequences of possible allergies, and then directly took the last stick and put the durian completely in the frame.
After the end, the first five people came around and said, "How is it, no allergies, right?" The sixth person couldn't help but burst into tears and said: "It's okay, it seems that I'm really allergic, this time it's tears~!" The five people breathed a sigh of relief, and the team next to Dong Zhanyun was particularly miserable to roll durian with their buttocks, and the relay was completed to the finish line. The crowd endured the pain and persevered until the end. The last person couldn't help but want to cry, and when he saw an enemy teammate next to him who had already finished crying, he thought that he was also hurt by a durian...... So the two hugged their heads and cried......
One cried profusely, and the other cried promiscuously...... Dong Zhanyun only won third in the second game. In the next round, Dong Zhanyun was lucky to draw the Keju with his back, although it was a bit difficult, but it was more difficult for others to pass ice cubes with their heads, and pineapples with bamboo baskets...... So Dong Zhanyun got the first place as he wished, and soon Dong Zhanyun won the second place in the field.
Finally arrived at the finals, Dong Zhanyun quietly dismissed those redundant people, and then took fifteen elite soldiers and strong generals to prepare for the third competition. Dong Zhanyun had learned about the strength ratio of the entire captain in advance, and he could barely rank fifth, and then Wei Zixian was fourth, He Yaoqiang was third, Feng Budong was second, and Liang Zijie was first. In the top five, he was assigned to a group with Wei Zixian, who was more familiar
, the rest of the top four are in other groups. So at halftime, Dong Zhanyun found Wei Zixian in the rest area and said, "Wait a minute, can we join forces?" Wei Zixian shook his head and said: "You misunderstood, in fact, if the two strongest teams form an alliance, they will inevitably let the other teams."
The consequence of this is that we will be besieged by other teams, and although we are strong in the melee, the gap between us will not be too big, unless you can have the trick to beat the crowd!" Dong Zhanyun thought seriously for a while and said: "Then if I say that I have it, do you believe it?"
Wei Zixian said a little strangely: "We can't guarantee that the random draw is a group, even if we form an alliance, what can we do?" Dong Zhanyun said suddenly:
"Yes, but we can not attack each other, which is also okay~!"