90 Do you think you are Jiang Ziya?
Throughout history, until the end of the old era, fishing has been a recreational activity that is beneficial for both physical and mental health.
The earliest recorded angler was not Jiang Taigong, but Gu Dishun; Of course, in ancient times, the purpose of fishing was to obtain food, and not more for entertainment than in later generations.
But after entering the new era, this activity has long disappeared, and even if some people like it, it is more in artificially cultivated fish ponds, or in the world of spirit nets, and will never go fishing in natural rivers, lakes and seas.
Because it's not for entertainment, it's for death.
Whether it is the deep sea, or rivers and lakes, the degree of danger is not much worse than those famous mountains and sacred places, and staying by the river for a long time is no different from standing in the crater of a volcano on the verge of eruption and dancing a striptease.
The aquatic creatures that can survive in the dangerous environment of oceans, rivers and lakes are either smart and cunning enough; Either there's two brushes, powerful enough.
Therefore, those who can really bite the hook are brainless and reckless ruthless characters nine times out of ten, and whether they can be caught or not will not be discussed for the time being, but in the eyes of the aquatic creatures, those who are not good at fishing are the most delicious bait.
Qi Fei clearly remembers that as early as more than two years ago, there was a guy who thought very highly of himself in the live broadcast area of Lingwang, and achieved a good result of the sixteenth place in the college entrance examination.
Therefore, seeing that someone dared to fish in the Han River so leisurely, and it was still on the deserted Yuliang Continent, Qi Fei naturally felt very strange, and at the same time, he couldn't help but have a trace of bad taste in his heart, and quietly sank under the water again, slowly approaching the other party.
The angler by the river was an old man with silver hair, and on his gloomy face, he slowly opened his somewhat cloudy eyes, yawned at first, and raised his hand to wipe the saliva from his mouth.
Immediately after, he squinted and stared at the sparkling river, and a smile appeared at the corner of his wrinkled mouth, like the sunset on the horizon, no matter how he looked at it, he would not feel dazzling, and at the same time laughed softly: "Da Mao, what did you say before, if I can catch something, you will jerk off upside down, right?" I'm sorry, I'm afraid there is really a fish to be bait~! ”
"-Hehe~! Inexistent! Shao Te closed his eyes and was blind and, old man, should you think that you are Jiang Ziya? ”
The lazy voice came from the black and white plush ball under the old man's buttocks, and then the round black and white fur ball slowly unfolded its body, plump and fat like a bear, with a black and white body color, a round head and a short tail, round cheeks, and two big black circles, which was clearly a giant panda.
The giant panda seemed to accept its fate, so honestly acted as a stool, allowing the old man to sit on it, but said mercilessly and disdainfully:
"Then again, even if it's Jiang Ziya's fishing, it's not like you! After all, even if people don't have bait, they still have fishing lines and straight hooks; You old guy just broke a broken bamboo pole, not to mention the bait, you don't even have a fishing line and a hook, even if you are a stupid fish, you will only jump up and kill you, and you won't be on it at all...... Up, up...... I'm going to the sun! ”
Before the giant panda could finish taunting, it saw the old man snort softly, and then picked up the bamboo pole with its front end submerged under the water, and at the same time a humanoid creature was brought up.
The plot reversed too quickly, and the poisoned milk took effect too early, so that no matter how thick-skinned the giant panda was, it felt painful and panicked.
"MMP! Why is there such a stupid fish?! The giant panda struggled to prop up the front half of its body, looked up at the thing that was caught by the old man with a bamboo pole, and then immediately grinned the big mouth, and the cat suddenly showed a mocking expression on its face, pointed at Qi Fei with its furry paws, and changed his words: ", this is not a fish, but a living person?" It's a real chicken, why don't you hurry up and jump into the river to find Qu Yuan again! ”
"......" Qi Fei's face was a little cloudy and uncertain, looking at the old man and the giant panda in front of him, but in his heart it was like turning over the river and the sea.
Hell knows what he just bumped into!
Originally, he was just thinking about playing a joke with this guy who dared to fish in the Han River, and then climbed up the pole, got acquainted with each other, and asked about the current information by the way, and the result-
What he never expected was that when he quietly approached the other party's fishing rod, he looked confused in the blink of an eye. Because he found that the other party used not so much a fishing rod as a broken bamboo rod, not even the least fishing line, hook and bait, just this broken equipment and catch a hairy fish, it's just a funny joke~!
However, before he could make the next move, the unexpected happened-
At that moment, he only felt that the whole world had stagnated, and even his consciousness and perception had fallen into a frozen state, and he didn't have time to react at all, he was caught on the bamboo pole that was close at hand by a strong and irresistible suction, and then fished out of the river with a 'boom', and after getting out of control in mid-air, he rotated three 360 degrees in the air before he landed steadily on the ground on the river bank.
There is no doubt that this old man is by no means very human, but no matter how Qi Fei perceives it, he feels that the other party looks dull, and he is simply an old man who is about to die.
Of course, in Qi Fei's opinion, he felt that it was because the other party was unfathomable, and he couldn't see the depth of the other party at all.
And in addition to the old man, the giant panda is also strange inside and out.
It's normal to be able to understand and speak human language, but anyone who evolves into a monster or spirit beast will easily master this ability.
However, the human race and the demon race are natural enemies, like this giant panda has such a close relationship with a human being, and he doesn't even mind the other party using his body as a chair, and all kinds of jokes and all kinds of honey micro-expressions outside the words, can you believe this kind of thing?
"Little brother, don't mind, Da Mao's nature is like this, if you young people use the popular words to describe it, it's probably 'cheap cute'!" The old man raised his hand and stroked his beard, and said with a smile, but he didn't have any fairy bones, and his clothes were ragged, no matter how he looked at it, he looked more like an old man from a poor family.
"What's wrong with the cheap cute? Haven't you heard of slut love? Old guy, you have to understand that this is the strongest natural skill and survival wisdom that our giant panda clan has evolved over millions of years. What's wrong? You kid still don't believe it? ”
Da Mao looked at Qi Fei, who was silent, and thought that he didn't agree with his way of life, so he immediately sat up and proved to him colorfully: "Do you think that in the era when you humans dominated the earth, why would we giant pandas be loved and served by all of you humans as noble divine beasts?" ”
"You know, even in the old era, our species was second only to polar bears in terms of bite force, and even on par with brown bears; Even in the mountains at an altitude of two thousand meters, we can run faster than your first-class human athletes; We can climb trees more than 20 meters, we can play with wild wolves as cushions, we can reproduce for millions of years without being eliminated by nature, why? It's because we can make a living by selling cuteness! Understand? Sample! ”
"......" The corners of Qi Fei's mouth twitched slightly, looking at the giant panda in front of him who was posing as a teacher, his heart was like a dog, speechless.