Chapter 354: Remote Control and Mobile Phone
"Wowhaha, I killed him alone, I killed him alone, wahahahaha, ouch-"
Zeng Jun's rampant laughter came from the voice channel, but before he laughed twice, he heard a "bang", which seemed to be the sound of a chair falling, and then the sound of his head hitting the floor crisply.
However, even so, it couldn't stop Zeng Jun's crazy laughter.
"He's laughing like crazy." Wu Ziwen said.
"It's a sheep madman, do you want to call 119." Chen Dong said.
"Idiot, 119 that's a fire alarm, call 120." Zhang Feng said.
Xia Shiqi said coldly, "Let's go and give him a rabies vaccine, it's noisy." β
Immediately afterwards, Zeng Jun's voice came, "Did you see it, did you see it, I finally singled out the opposite mid-laner, the first time, the first time I single-handedly killed the opposite mid-laner, wahahaha." β
Zhang Feng reminded expressionlessly. "Are you an idiot, people obviously sent the tower on purpose."
Zero is a catastrophe, under Zeng Jun's tower, after losing Zeng Jun's plane in seconds, he was already out of the tower, and he saw Zhang Feng's wine barrel coming around behind, and Wu Ziwen's Anne and Ye Fu both traveled, and there were flashes.
Zero knew that he couldn't run away with half blood, so in order not to give the opposite side an assist, he went directly into the tower.
Then, following the hijacking of the avatar of the single kill plane, it is the avatar prompt of the single kill of the plane.
"Hahaha, I don't care, the data doesn't lie, anyway, the data shows that I killed him alone, and you didn't assist, I just killed him alone, wahahaha."
Xia Shiqi was speechless, "Can't someone come and plug his mouth?" Let's not say that this is not a single kill at all, even if it is, is it necessary to be so happy, there is no point in it. β
"Sister Shiqi, forget it, be considerate of him, you have to understand, after so many days, he is estimated to have been killed by the opposite side not 1000 but 800 times, and it is rare to come back with a single kill, although it is ...... This single kill doesn't really have much to do with him. β
"It is said that the second child dreams of killing the other side alone."
"It's miserable, another crazy one.
"Anyway, what about the sixth child, is his hand injury so serious, and today he is still replaced by Sister Shiqi," Chen Dong asked.
"No, doesn't it mean that I accidentally touched it, it's just a small injury, it shouldn't be that serious," Wu Ziwen said.
"It's really a bruise, it should be healed soon, isn't Sister Shiqi also in Jiangnan, you know." Zhang Feng asked with some concern.
"Who knows him." Xia Shiqi was a little displeased, "I have to come to the stalker, it's annoying." β
"That's the case, but here we are."
"Speaking of which, Sister Shiqi is also very concerned about it."
"If you think about it, it's true."
Xia Shiqi was suddenly furious, "You say that I will retire!" β
"Don't retreat, don't retreat, don't say it, don't say it,...... In other words, I don't know what the sixth child is doing now. β
"Who cares about him......"
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As for Xia Xin, he was waiting for someone at the gate of the bus station at this time.
In fact, he didn't know who the other party was or what he looked like, although he was a relative, but there were a lot of relatives of these seven aunts and eight aunts, and he hadn't seen him for a few years, where could he recognize which relative.
It's just that the other party said that he could recognize him and let him wait here.
At this time, the sun is shining and the sky is clear.
The bus station was crowded with people and shouts.
This also caused the temperature in the vicinity to rise dramatically, as if everyone was steaming from the heat.
Xia Xin was bored when an old woman who looked to be sixty or seventy years old came over.
The old grandmother was carrying her body, wearing gray and black clothes, the skin on her face was dry and wrinkled together, her eyes were almost squinted, and she walked over with difficulty, showing a dry smile at Xia Xin, how pitiful and pitiful it was.
"Young man, I think you're good, can you do me a favor."
"Ah, grandmother, just say it." Xia Xin replied respectfully.
The old voice came, "That's right, my son bought me a mobile phone, I can't use it, can you make a call for me." β
"Okay, no problem." Xia Xin didn't think much about it, and agreed.
Then the old woman took out a black brick-like mobile phone from her pocket and handed it over.
Xia Xin thought to himself, it is estimated that it is Nokia, and it can be used as a brick to defend himself if he has nothing to do.
When I took it in my hand, I realized that I was thinking too much.
Xia Xin was speechless and said, "Grandma, did you take it by mistake, this is a TV remote control, it shouldn't be able to make calls." β
Technology should not have developed to the point where mobile phones and TV remote controls are combined into one.
And apart from the fact that it's all marked with numbers 1 to 9, this thing looks like a mobile phone.
Then something shocked Xia Xin happened, just now it seemed that she was still panting when she walked, and she was struggling to speak, her face changed faster than turning a book, and she suddenly sat on the ground and cried, "I'm going to die, there's no reason, this person, it's this person, I took my mobile phone, I don't admit it, I deceived my old man who doesn't understand anything, you want to give me a remote control, is there any reason for this." β
"Even if my old woman is blind, can't she tell the difference between the remote control and the mobile phone, bullying the elderly."
The old woman was splashing and rolling, and she didn't want to point her finger at Xia Xin, for fear that others wouldn't know who she was talking about.
What's more, Xia Xinxin is still holding a black remote control in his hand, which is completely conclusive and ironclad.
Xia Xin was simply scorched by thunder at that time.
This old woman is singing a big opera, she just looked like she was about to die, she was crying quite energetically at this time, her sad and desolate expression, helpless and angry eyes, and her pitiful movements, directly threw Xia Xin on the opposite side of the people's class, making him the target of public criticism, and was pointed at by a bunch of onlookers next to her.
It's as if he has been nailed to the pillar of moral shame.
After a short period of shock, Xia Xin came back to his senses, and said with a blank face, "Grandma, with your superb acting skills, if you go to a crew casually, you will definitely be a sister, and you can't make money faster than this?" You are not an actor, you are a liar, it is really humiliating. β
"Damn, this person actually bites back, saying that I am a liar, where am I like a liar, is there no royal law here." The old woman continued to weep.
Xia Xin felt the angry gaze of others, and didn't dare to stay longer, threw the remote control in front of the old woman, and said, "I am convinced of your acting skills, I will give you full marks for this wave, and I will give you a good review when I go back." β
Xia Xin's heart is unlucky, how can he be entangled by a liar when he stands and waits for someone in a good manner, does he have the words "I'm a good deceit" written on his face?
Or is it because he looks like a bully, so he picks himself?
As soon as Xia Xin turned around and was about to leave, two tall middle-aged men blocked his way.
"I want to go, do you think that's it?"
"Yes, don't think that the old man is easy to bully and lose money."
These two people are tall and tall to stop here, it's really a bit scary, plus a bunch of people next to them pointing fingers, giving people a lot of psychological pressure, if it's an ordinary person, I'm afraid that they will think about quickly settling things and losing money.
But Xia Xin didn't think so, he was really not afraid.
Xia Xin narrowed his eyes slightly, staring at the two middle-aged people who stopped him, "You two are very neat, and you jump out together with such a tacit understanding, even wearing the same shoes, I'm afraid it's not an onlooker, it's with her." β
The faces of the two of them changed suddenly, but they didn't expect to be seen by Xia Xin at a glance.
But it's not a big deal, so what about recognizing it.
One of them rolled up his sleeves very arrogantly and shouted, "Yo, I still want to deny it after deceiving people, bullying the elderly, bullying people who are helpless, then I can't see it." β
Xia Xin smiled, "Interesting, do you want to fight or do you want to call the police, just hurry up if you fight, call the police at 110, pick one you like." β
The other party was stunned.
Xia Xin, a college student who looks quite thin and seems to have never been out of society, is so backbone? Soft and hard not to eat?
It doesn't make sense.
Forget it, give him a taste of bitterness and he should be honest.
The middle-aged man put one hand on Xia Xin's shoulder, wanting to play yin, his palm secretly exerted force, normal people were absolutely pressed with facial cramps, weakness, brittle bones may have to dislocate, and others can't see that he did it first.
But he didn't expect Xia Xin to be more yin, and suddenly took a step forward, blocking the sight of others with the bodies of the two, and in the blind corner that no one could see, he punched him in the stomach, which was a fierce punch.
The man's face suddenly changed like a pig's liver, and he squatted down while holding his stomach, and he couldn't scold the sentence "grass mud horse, cheating," in his mouth.
He forgot that he wanted to do it first, but Xia Xin was one step faster than him.
"What's wrong, does your stomach hurt?" Xia Xin smiled gently.
The other man's face changed, he thought that if he caught a soft bone, he could be bullied casually, but he didn't expect that this piece of meat was not easy to bite at all.
The man took a step back, distanced himself from Xia Xin, and shouted that Xia Xin not only lied to his grandmother's mobile phone, but also beat the onlookers, which was too shameless, and wanted to mobilize the power of the masses to give Xia Xin a righteous sanction.
Xia Xin looked at the people around him, eager to try to be a messenger of justice, and secretly said in his heart that it was bad.
It doesn't matter if he beats a few accomplices, whether he asks for money or not, it's a big deal, but he can deal with these ordinary passers-by who don't know the truth, who are taken advantage of their sympathy and come up to help the old woman, he is a little unable to do it, and people are also kind.
However, just when this situation was about to break out, a gentle and crisp, like a gurgling spring, fell like a jade plate, and the ding dong sound of falling like a jade plate cut through the heat, bringing a bit of pleasant coolness, and sounded in everyone's ears, "Didn't anyone find out, this old woman said that the mobile phone was replaced, didn't she still have the mobile phone on her?" β
As she spoke, a slender little white hand reached out towards the old woman's pocket.
The old woman was visibly frightened, and shouted, "What are you doing, robbing things in broad daylight?" β
She reached out to grab the little hand that was reaching for her pocket, and opened her mouth to bite.
However, the other party didn't let her succeed, and directly stepped on the old woman's hand, stomping her dry hand on the ground, and then the old woman's screams like killing pigs sounded at the scene, "Ah-kill!" β
and a new smartphone that the little hand pulled out of the other's pocket......