Chapter 433: Who Said I Didn't Big?
A war of the century ended in a glorious end, and it felt as if Vardy had put an end to it by dropping a nuclear bomb at Villa.
Many people may say that Villa is to blame, but there are still many more who think that Vardy's revenge is too bloody, of course, all this may not be Vardy's intention, it is all a ghost to tease the halo.
Manchester United fans were disappointed, originally thought that Manchester United could play a double-digit score in this game, but they did not expect that the opponent player chose to commit suicide to save his name.
It's like a habitual offender dragging a beautiful woman into the woods, and her pants have been taken off and she is ready to be happy, but she didn't expect the beauty to die rather than give in, and she hit her head to death.
Look at the corpse of the beautiful woman, and then look at the thing that has gone soft, don't mention how uncomfortable it is!
Perhaps Villa's next game will be a good match for Manchester United and Jamie Vardy, as it now appears that eight key players are unavailable and even their manager is lying in hospital.
This match will be remembered in history as a classic battle, and it should be regarded as Vardy's real battle for victory!
The win kept United at the top of the Premier League table, and Vardy extended his lead in the top scorers with a hat-trick.
In fact, prior to this game, Jamie Vardy was already considered to be in jeopardy for the Premier League Golden Boot.
Across the entire month of December, Vardy has scored just one goal in six games for United.
Against Myburgh and Manchester City, Vardy did not score, only assists;
Against West Ham United, Vardy was suspended for a red card and did not play;
Against Villa after his return, Vardy scored a goal that was his only goal in December;
Then he was calculated by his opponent in the game against Villa, suspended for three games, and December passed......
The stats of 18 goals in 22 games are still dazzling, but if you only consider Jamie Vardy's performances in December, then it is really questionable whether Vardy can withstand the pursuit of super goalscorers such as Thierry Henry.
However, Jamie Vardy came back strongly, knocking Villa to death and adding three to his tally with a hat-trick to distance the other goalscorers from him.
Thierry Henry and Wayne Rooney have scored 16, Didier Drogba 15 and Jamie Vardy has scored 21.
If you follow the data of previous years, maybe Vardy will score another 4 or 5 goals, and the Golden Boot will be in hand.
As soon as Jamie Vardy scored, the Arsenal and Thierry Henry fans were unhappy and began to pick faults with their noses and eyes.
What are their arguments?
Jamie Vardy scores goals on underdogs!
Villa didn't resist, the players on the field went off the field one after another, and in the end even the game was terminated early because of the lack of numbers.
If strictly speaking, Vardy scored a hat trick against Villa in this game, and he really scored a goal, after all, the opponent's strength is so good, as long as he scores more than two goals in the face of a weak team, he is suspected of scoring goals.
But the problem is, the theories of the Gunners and Henry fans are untenable!
Jamie Vardy scored a hat-trick, not when there were only seven men left on the pitch, but in the first half when the opposition line-up remained largely intact.
And Vardy also created a penalty, which he didn't take and conceded it to Wayne Rooney, which has nothing to do with brushing the goal.
But they don't care about these obvious facts, as long as they think Vardy can score goals, as long as public opinion can suppress Vardy, then Vardy can't get rid of it.
Arsenal fans are not as happy as Manchester United, and Henry is not as good as Vardy, as if only by jumping around like this can he find his own presence.
Vardy didn't even bother to pay attention to the trolls.
Say whatever you want!
Anyway, no amount of spraying can change the fact that you can't win the championship;
Anyway, no amount of spraying can change the fact that Henry is not as good as me in goals;
Anyway, no matter how much you spray, it won't change the fact that you can only fight for four in the future;
I don't have to fight you, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it after you know the truth!
Nasi is quite miserable!
However, Vardy's reluctance to rub salt in human wounds does not mean that his good friends also have a good character.
"It doesn't matter if Vardy scores goals or not, it has a dime to do with you, obviously now Henry is not a striker of the same grade as Vardy, is this still comparable?"
"It's like you eat the cheapest pizza burger every day, but you talk about yachts and bunny girls, does that have anything to do with you?"
"If you're not convinced, see you in the next game!"
Rooney's words directly made Arsenal fans blew up, and if Rooney appeared on the road in north London now, it would definitely be the result of dying on the streets.
However, Rooney is right in one sentence, if you are not convinced, then see you on the field.
In the next round of the Premier League, one of them is Manchester United's away game against Arsenal, and Arsenal can teach Manchester United, Vardy, and Rooney a lesson in the game.
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After Rooney managed to stir up the hatred and get the Gunners fans excited, he ignored them.
It's not Rooney, it's that Rooney is busy right now, and he really doesn't have time to fight.
On the day of the game with Arsenal, it was Vardy's 20th birthday, and Wayne Rooney and others were studying how to celebrate Vardy's birthday.
Your 20th birthday is definitely an unusual birthday, very important, and this day may mark your evolution from an ignorant teenager to a funny youth.
According to Vardy's plan, he wanted to have a birthday party and invite his teammates and friends to attend, but the schedule has been too dense recently, and he simply has no energy to do so.
Wayne Rooney was disappointed and so was Ronaldo because their idea of having fun at the party had fallen through.
But they can't let Vardy go like that, and now when they think about how they were spoofed by Vardy in the island country, they can't eat.
In the end, the two ordered an oversized cake, pushed into the locker room, and played a lively cake fight.
The fun was so great that a group of people even wanted to mummify Vardy with a cake, and if it wasn't for Vardy's begging, they probably could have sent him to the Egyptian pyramids.
"It's my birthday, don't you want to fulfill one of my wishes?" Vardy, whose face was covered in cake and only showed his eyes and nose, said pitifully to Rooney and Ronaldo.
Rooney and Ronaldo instantly became excited, in other words, isn't that equivalent to agreeing to a request from Vardy!
"Don't worry, this time it's definitely not that disgusting, and this time I'll do it with you, in fact, even if you want to, I may not be willing to take you, because this thing needs to be big or coarse, as for you ......" Vardy glanced at Rooney and Ronaldo's lower body with malicious intentions in his eyes.
Rooney and Ronaldo blew up in an instant!
Who says I'm not big?
Who said I wasn't coarse?
This is the dignity of being a man, and it must not be recognized.
Even if the real situation may not be so great, you have to pretend to be very proud.
Even if they knew that this might be a hole dug by Vardy, they had to jump into it without hesitation for the sake of men's dignity.
"Since you have a birthday, then I will definitely fulfill your wishes, my conditions are very suitable, as for Wayne, forget it......" Ronaldo nodded hurriedly and happily accepted, and then couldn't help but bury Rooney.
Rooney didn't talk much, thinking that he believed in speaking with his fists, he directly told Ronaldo with the cruel truth that sometimes it's not a good thing to jump too much.
In the end, both agreed to grant Vardy a wish, which was in fact a request, and of course, Vardy would accompany them in whatever they did.
"Get ready, when the game against Arsenal is over, we'll do it!"
Vardy is very happy, if it weren't for the birthday as an excuse, I'm afraid it would be difficult to convince these two good friends to come out!
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The match between Manchester United and Arsenal has been hyped up and it will definitely be a six-point battle for the two teams aiming to win the title.
It's just that Arsenal's current results are to say that they want to win the championship, basically no one believes that not long after the halfway point of the league, Arsenal has been thrown away by Manchester United with a 13-point gap, which is by no means the performance of a championship team.
Of course, this does not prevent some Arsenal fans from continuing to dream of winning the title, which is the least cost-effective thing in the world anyway.
Although he doesn't care much about the attacks of Arsenal fans, Vardy can't help but want to prove that he can't just score goals, at least in terms of scoring ability, he beats Thierry Henry.
So, before the game, Vardy wore the headband that he had been given a long time ago, which is the one that enhances his heading ability.
He has the point-grabbing characteristic of the spirit fox in the penalty area, and the deterrent power in the penalty area has long been incomparable, but in terms of headers, he can't take it at all.
If you can't get stuck in the position, you can't jump up, then no matter how strong your header ability is, it's useless!
So Vardy didn't wear much of this headband unless he wanted to get into that kind of shocking header from outside the box!
But this game is completely different, Arsenal defenders are not good at defending high-altitude balls!
Among the two black and hard main central defenders of the Gunners, Gallas is 183cm tall, and Big Toure is even worse, only 1.78 meters, compared with his younger brother Yaya Toure, he is simply a son, it is conceivable that when they were young, their mother must have loved her younger son very much, and she left everything for her younger son......
It is no wonder that many children now refuse to let their mothers have a second child, and the Toure brothers' family is a typical tragedy!
Wayne Rooney can take Gallas with him, and Vardy will only have to confront Big Toure.
Although Big Toure's height is condensed into muscles, and he is full of energy, but height is a hard injury, even if he can carry it and get stuck again, he can give Vardy a chance to jump, but I don't want those defenders who are 1.9 meters at every turn, even if they don't jump much, Vardy can't reach it......
Well, this game is about bullying Toure!