Not long after one man and three birds flown away, they found their destination in a dense forest. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info Samsung Taoist Temple four big characters looming in the shade of the tree, light and shade change, but also quite a bit of fairy hidden dust meaning.

There are two young Taoist priests with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes standing at the door of the Taoist temple, dressed simply and cleanly, looking like they are still in the childlike period, and they have not received the crown scarf ceremony, so they do not wear hairpins and crowns on their outfits.

"Donor, please stay." A Taoist boy suddenly stepped forward and stopped the White Yasha who was about to enter the Taoist temple.

White Yaksha: "Damn, why do you call me a donor?" Master, I'll go in and take a look, I haven't said that I must give alms, what do you mean by reaching out to stop me? Why are you trying to slander me?! ”

"This ......" Xiao Daotong held back for a long time and didn't come up with a suitable name, so the system AI forcibly took action, making the NPC extremely domineering, "No matter who you are, in short, you can't enter!" ”

Yuwen Xiuce's temper can't stand this, not to mention that he has always been quite disgusted with this kind of marketing model of incense to collect money. In the past, every time he accompanied the elders of the family to burn incense and worship God, he would be awkward...... Why don't we bring our own incense? What--you have to charge money for lighting a fire? You're a hotel, why do you have to charge a corkage fee?

What makes someone even more unbearable is naturally the elders who run to worship and make a wish at home. This is the ...... To put it bluntly, it is a sustenance in the heart, sincerity is fine, and everything else is an indifferent form. It's not enough to use good sandalwood at home to say goodbye, you have to go to the mountains...... You always buy two pieces of broken incense in the temple, can you smoke the Buddha to give you a little reaction?

Even if there is...... is also shouting, "Damn, get out of here!" ”

Xiu Ce was unhappy in his heart, and when he controlled the White Yaksha to speak, he naturally smelled of gunpowder.

"Hey, sample, you still dare to force the entrance fee to the building built by the taxpayers?! Let me tell you, master, I have always been jealous and hateful, and the girl is going to kill herself today! ”

White Yasha pretended to roll up his sleeves.

Why pretend, though...... Could it be that he is lustful and inward?

Xiao Daotong: "Donor, this is a place for Taoist cultivation, not a government public facility......

White Yaksha: "The Land of Pure Cultivation...... Then you can't charge tickets! Where you cultivate the truth, talk about money and vulgarity! ”

"There is no intention to charge you tickets. Xiaodao just wanted to say...... "Xiaodao Tong was about to cry," I just wanted to say, please put on your clothes first, and then go in! ”

Well, that's the real reason why Hakuyasha can only pretend to roll up his sleeves.

If you're bare, you can masturbate...... Definitely not a sleeve!

What exactly...... I won't say it if I beat it to death!

It's a long ...... Ebony ......

That's right, it's hair!

Well, okay...... Perhaps it would be more appropriate to use the word 捋.

But don't you think crookedly when you use that word?

Let's face the reality, Sao Nian!

Yuwen Xiuce ignored his roommate who secretly got up and stood aside and clapped for his life, and continued to type in the dialog box at a rapid pace.

The white yaksha in the bare-ass state has an unparalleled ability to use his mouth cannon.

"How do you cultivate, you don't understand this?! Master, what I have cultivated is the supreme magic of the Great Dao - naked Zen! ”

[Bing Miao: At the entrance of the runway view, he said that he was naked, and he also claimed to be a perverted Zen cultivator, you are here to smash the field......]

The mysterious man who suddenly appeared: "Good and good, the donor is reasonable." Little Taoist, you have done a terrible job! ”

Yuwen Xiuce turned his perspective, and a bald donkey ...... Uh, monk, appeared behind the White Yaksha. Well? Bald donkey, where are you standing...... It's a little subtle!

Xiao Daotong: "Master Zhizhang, how many times have I told you, Wang Zhenren will not see you!" ”

White Yaksha: "If you know that people are mentally retarded, you should understand that people can't remember!" ”

Master Zhizhang: "The poor monk Zhizhang is not mentally retarded. ”

White Yasha: "Mentally retarded is not mentally retarded? His uncle? Wood! Ahem...... In short, judging from the fact that you can accept this legal name, your intelligence is definitely in deep arrears! ”

At this time, the roommate who was unwilling to be lonely suddenly spoke.

Bing Miao: "You followed a monk to make trouble at the gate of the runway, how did it help you complete the main quest?" ”

Yuwen Xiuce: "Don't make trouble, who said that I followed him all the way, you take a good look!" ”

White Yaksha: "I said, retarded......"

Master Zhizhang: "......"

White Yasha: "Call you, retarded!" ”

Master Zhizhang: "&%#¥......, hey......"

White Yaksha: "Why are you so reluctant to promise?" Not familiar with being called that? Come on, let's practice a few more times. ”

Master Zhizhang: "Donor--, if you have something to say, please speak up!" ”

White Yaksha: "You just praised my meditation, right?" It's the one who is naked. ”

Master Zhizhang: "The donor is quite wise. Wisdom...... Admire, old man. ”

White Yaksha: "Then why are you still wearing clothes?" Buddhists who pursue the realm of nakedness, don't they still care about a mere skin? ! ”

Bing Miao: "Although it sounds so reasonable, just imagine...... As soon as you enter the temple, you will be greeted by a bunch of bare-bottomed monks, which is too scary! ”

Hakuyasha: "yes, then you don't have to take it off...... Feed...... You're so fast, you're very skilled in business! ”

Master Zhizhang: "Good is good, poor monks are just good as streams." ”

So, at the door of the Sanqing Taoist Temple, two bare-bottomed guys appeared, clamoring to smash the field.

I don't know if it's a mandatory setting of the system, without the permission of the two gatekeepers, Yuwen Xiuce tried countless methods but couldn't enter the Sanqingguan.

Every time the camera rotated, Yuwen Xiuce would see Master Zhizhang standing naked behind Hakuyasha...... Intentionally let the White Yaksha change positions...... Uh, posture, uh...... The location is not very suitable, it seems that the face-to-face stand is not very suitable. In short, it feels very twisted, so it ......

Hakuyasha suddenly put on his clothes.

"Donor, why did you put on your clothes again?" Master Zhizhang was anxious, and said that he would share the joys and sorrows, the same nakedness and the same light, and climb the peak of freedom and faith together?

Yuwen Xiuce thought about it, and he didn't seem to know Gao Feng......

I don't even know what other girls look like, so I'm going to climb her......

So irresponsible, regardless of the ...... of no discipline Hey, hey, hey, it's not good~

Ahem...... Master, I'm really not mistaken, your special skill tree is definitely modeled after the lamp-grass monk!

【Current Channel】White Yaksha: "You don't understand because you don't have enough intelligence, I'll put on clothes for your good." Mainly...... I'm afraid that you will accidentally have the idea of breaking the color ring. ”

Master Zhizhang: "Poor monks are absolutely ......"

White Yaksha: "Actually, no matter what you think, I don't care, master. The point is that I am afraid that your actions will affect the master, and I will break the killing ring. ”

Master Zhizhang: "......" (To be continued.) )