Chapter 681 - Barb Clearance Goal
I repeat, bananas are eaten, not used!
Vardy roared with rage, but there was nothing he could do.
Although the revolutionary ancestors survived by eating grass roots and trouser pockets in the most difficult period, this is the spirit we should learn from.
But now with Vardy lying on the ground and nibbling on the turf, he still can't do it.
It turns out that Vardy has not gnawed on the turf, don't care about it intentionally or not, the point is not to forget, Vardy's turf is allergic.
If you pout on the ground and nibble a few bites now, not to mention whether you can recover your energy, it is estimated that your lips will definitely be swollen more like sausages first.
What if another naked female fan rushes up and kisses him and bites his lip off!
Shaking his head, Vardy gave up on the unrealistic idea.
Forget it, let's pretend to die on the field for a while, slowly accumulate some energy, and explode when needed.
However, Vardy gave up the idea of eating, and the substitutes on the bench were more concerned than Vardy, what if he didn't feed Vardy and lose?
So a few bastards began to rummage through boxes and cabinets, and searched in a carpet manner, and after a while, things were piled all over the floor.
A few people rushed to the sidelines with these things.
"Jamie, come eat and refuel!"
Vardy was a little moved when he saw that several of his teammates were so enthusiastic, and he also hurried over, ready to eat a little first and recover as much as he wanted, no matter what.
However, when Vardy walked to the sidelines, he almost fainted.
Jermaine Janus handed Vardy a bottle of gum with enthusiasm on his face.
McRichards handed Vardy a bottle of beer, a flattering expression on his face.
What's even more terrifying is Defoe, Vardy never thought this thing would be so funny, and directly handed the team doctor's medical kit to Vardy.
"I really didn't find anything to eat, look at what's in the medicine box, can you deal with it first?"
At this time, Vardy and the team doctor who rushed over had the same expression.
MMP!
Is there a normal person in the England team?
Vardy took the medical kit from Defoe's hand with a blank face, took out the medical spray, and slammed it in the face before returning the medical kit to the team doctor and turning away.
Seeing this scene, the fans were almost laughing, why did the Englishmen come to Vienna to be funny?
Vardy is funny enough, but now that the team is stubble after stubble, is English football going to become a different sport?
"Actually, what Vardy wants to ask is, I'm hungry, where is Tang Seng?"
"Vardy is already very restrained, he didn't even go to the stage to grab a snack for the children, but England can't even satisfy Vardy's desire to have a snack on the field, Vardy is so unhappy in England!"
"If I were Vardy, I'd kill Defoe, why don't you go to the pharmacy to buy some medicine for Vardy?"
......
Defoe was also very bitter at this time, and was sprayed with medical spray on Vardy's face, and he wanted to cry.
I'm so kind!
Vardy returned to the field and joined the defensive team, even if he couldn't run, the size was a person, even if he stood there as a pillar!
The Spanish onslaught continued and intensified, and the game really came to the pinch.
In the 70th minute, Tushi was cold at the front of the Xiaofa penalty area and threatened England's goal;
In the 72nd minute, Xavi suddenly inserted the ball and hit the back of the England defense with the last through ball, but Joe Hart judged it in advance and attacked to defuse the crisis.
Seeing Xavi's coquettish straight stopper, Vardy suddenly thought that he seemed to have just obtained a straight plug characteristic, and it should be quite sharp to use it.
But the key is that England's style of play in this game determines that he has no chance to use a straight stopper, he is always at the forefront, and if the counterattack does not have him, he will not be able to play at all.
At the end of the 75 minutes, England made a substitution, with Lescott coming on to replace Wayne Rooney, and England's squad became 5131.
It's a tactical adjustment, and it's not because Rooney didn't play well, so Rooney didn't show any dissatisfaction when he came off the pitch, and at any time, it's definitely the big picture, especially in the World Series, it's not a time to be petty.
Wayne Rooney walked off the pitch and Vardy and other teammates came over to hug him.
"Go take a shower and wait to receive the prize!"
Vardy said in Rooney's ear.
Rooney nodded earnestly, stretched out his fist, slammed it into Vardy's chest, and turned around without looking back.
Vardy understood what he meant, and it was for him to make sure he made his promise and finish on the podium together.
In the last ten minutes, the game was in full swing, and the Spanish attack was suffocating.
England also completely abandoned the shelf, returning to the penalty area with all their players, and the advantage of two goals is where their confidence lies.
Even Spain, a team that emphasizes ground passing, couldn't resist playing high in the final moments, with defenders such as Puyol and Ramos already rushing into the England penalty area.
Vardy told Ferdinand and other teammates to be careful of Ramos's header, Shui Ye is good at reversing, and this header is simply a bug in world football.
Even to be careful, Vardy is keeping an eye on the waterproof himself, and it is a waste that such a good bounce is not used to fight for the header.
David Silva crossed from the right, Puyol and Terry fought together again, Puyol seemed to have installed satellite positioning, and once again pressed against Terry's eyebrows, almost opening Terry away.
While Terry was rolling on the ground with his head in his hands, the England players were already very chicken thieves and besieged Puyol, and this was the best chance to stall for time!
Although the Spanish players kept telling themselves to be rational and not to entangle with the English riffraff, it was difficult to suppress the anger when the matter came, let alone watch Puyol suffer, so the players on both sides were entangled together.
The referee kept blowing the whistle to separate everyone, but the English players were always unrelenting, and the game was delayed for more than two minutes before the scene calmed down.
Terry stood up as if nothing had happened, and returned to the defense, and even Vardy admired his acting skills as if nothing happened.
It's an old fritter!
But I like it!
Vardy originally planned to do it himself, but now he found that he was not needed at all, and the old fritters had already played the small means of delaying time like fire!
As long as you don't let Spain play the rhythm, there will be no problem.
Next, as long as there is an opportunity to lie on the grass, the ruffians of England will not let it go, making the Spaniards hate it to the teeth.
But what can I do, who made them fall behind now, if they are the ones who are leading the score now, they must have fallen in the backfield until the end of the game.
In the 88th minute of the second half, Andres Iniesta crossed from the left, and all the Spanish players had already squeezed into the England penalty area to scramble for a header, and there was little time left, and they did not want to waste every opportunity.
Xiaobai's cross landed well, and Puyol jumped high again to join Terry, but under the interference of each other, the ball was not pushed towards the goal, but fell to another position in the box.
The fans all looked at the England penalty area with fear, and every breath seemed to carry endless tension.
And no one thought that at the landing point of the ball, there was actually Vardy below.
Jamie Vardy was stuck in front of Ramos and was a little flustered when he saw the ball coming.
I'm facing the goal, and I can't clear it at all!
Ramos behind him was ready to move, constantly squeezing himself, and Vardy couldn't wait to arch the water master away.
In the flash time, Vardy came up with a way to break the siege - the barb clearance.
As soon as he wanted to do it, Vardy still arched Ramos behind him with his butt, but the position was a bit humiliating, making Vardy feel as if he was picking up soap.
After arching out of a certain space, Vardy leaped to his feet, leaned back, and made a shocking barb to the beastly roar of all the fans.
Vardy's head was pointing straight up as his foot bounced off the ball, and he couldn't help but smile when he saw Ramos' surprised expression.
The ball is stable!
Definitely able to get out of the siege!
The ball was out of the way and Vardy seemed to have seen it fly high into midfield, and England had once again defused Spain's threat.
However, Vardy's pupils contracted suddenly in the next second, and he couldn't help but open his mouth wide, and his eyeballs were about to bulge.
How can it be?
The barb is cleared, and the ball is kicked, this is a very blockbuster plot, but I never expected that the script seems to be wrong again!
The ball was not cleared, but smashed straight on the head of the water master, and bounced towards the goal, and before Joe Hart had time to react, it had already flown in.
At that moment, the entire stadium seemed to be destroyed by the sun, and suddenly exploded, and the universe was already full of dust.
Everyone was dumbfounded, and their mouths were capable of swallowing dinosaur eggs.
And this kind of operation?
Ramos himself was stunned, and was slammed by Vardy, and before he could be annoyed, he found that he had actually scored!
The world is always so unexpected, no one knows if there is a manhole cover in the next big well ahead......
Not only was Shui Ye confused, but the players on both sides in the penalty area were stunned, and the plot reversal and sudden change made them really a little unbelievable.
Vardy fell to the ground, but immediately sat up and turned his head to look at his door, as if to double-check whether the football had gone in or not, his last bit of hope.
As a result, Vardy was in a daze, so dull that his gaze was out of focus.
After a long time, Shui Ye howled and began to celebrate, but before he could rush far, he was pulled by Xiaobai, and Torres in front of him had already rushed into the England goal, fished out the ball, and ran to the midfield collectively.
No one could have imagined that Spain would score such a dramatic goal towards the end of the game.
It's Vardy again!