Goalpost?

Rooney held his bald face in disbelief, and he couldn't have imagined that Saint Cassie couldn't stop the ball, but he made a bite of gold halfway, and he had fully experienced the desire of Vardy to die every time he was entangled with the goalpost.

Vardy scratched his head, not knowing whether to be depressed or happy.

Without scoring, England still led by one goal and did not kill the game, which is the reason for his depression;

And the joy is that he feels that he may have been thrown off by the door frame......

The door frame was obviously tired of playing with himself, kicked himself to the side, and then soaked in Rooney, and obviously the door frame also wanted to change the mouth.

This is good!

Vardy did not have any resentment after being abandoned, on the contrary, he should have knelt down on the door frame and finally let himself go.

When I think of the scene where I will inevitably "duangduangduang" in every game, I want to cry without tears, where is this special life!

Now that Rooney is in the pit, he can finally be liberated!

It is only this feeling that the serfs have turned over and become masters.

Perhaps for Wayne Rooney, this is a punishment, although this thing has always had a soft spot for, and if Vardy spent the best time of his life with the goalpost, then the next thing should belong to the little fat man, because the goalpost is ripe, too ripe to be cooked.

......

England suddenly stabbed Spain and couldn't retreat, every time they faced England, they were so entangled, the offense and defense didn't seem right, and the more they played, the more awkward they became.

There is no way to do this, if it were not for Vardy, then England would have been played to death by Spain, and it was precisely because of Vardy's existence that Spain did not dare to throw nuclear bombs casually, because they did not know how much poison gas Vardy could throw at them with one brain......

As a result, Spain began to find another way, of course, this is a literary statement, to put it mildly, it is to engage in conspiracy.

In this year's Spanish national team, the midfield and midfield are dominated by small people, and small people naturally suffer in physical confrontation, so they have practiced good performance skills since childhood, at least you can't be bullied in vain, you always have to pay a price.

Villa's fake fall is also a must, even if it can't reach the actor's skills, but it is no problem to be nominated, the classic six consecutive rolls are still talked about;

Pedro and Xiaofa both belong to the type that can fly out when touched, and their bodies are as soft as girls;

Of course, there is also Busquets, the actor, if he soars into acting, the director is afraid;

With such a large group of old drama bones put together, if you don't give you a classic Chaplin, I'm sorry for their appearance fee.

No, after unifying the mind, Spain began to divide the lump sum area, and used its eighteen skills to touch porcelain in its own lump sum area, and had the confidence to grow 10,000 catties of rice on an acre of land.

Pedro took the ball with his back, Gerrard defended closely behind him, Pedro didn't care so much, a dog gnawed on the ground, and someone behind him did something to his chrysanthemum.

Gerrard looked at Pedro who fell to the ground with a confused expression, I was going to push you up, but I haven't had time to act yet, am I crossing over two seconds?

The referee had a bad sight, and for Pedro, he couldn't see what kind of PY deal there was between the two, so he could only award the ball to Spain as usual.

And this situation is by no means an exception, in the next period of time, the field is full of Spanish players in a variety of falling postures, if the Spanish fancy falls are edited separately, you can directly make a fake fall teaching video, including the teaching package, will not and will not refund the kind.

We've all taught you to this extent, and if you can't comprehend it, it can only mean that you have no talent......

Spain's somewhat scoundrel style of play annoys the English players, after all, they didn't do anything on the road, and an old man fell in front of you, crying and screaming at you, where are you going to reason?

It's okay to have surveillance, but without surveillance, you can only consider yourself unlucky, and even the police can't stand the crowding of family members and may make a very unfavorable verdict for you.

It's like the referee now, every time someone in Spain falls to the ground, the surrounding teammates immediately cooperate and hug the past, and the tactics of using crowds of people also make the referee crook his ass, as if he has practiced countless times, and he is extremely skilled.

The referee is indeed very irritable, not to mention that England fouled and did not foul, even if it was fouled, at best it was just a light touch, you fell ten meters away at once, do you dare to play a little more fake?

However, the referee was indeed very irritated, and in order to avoid trouble, more things are better than less, and inevitably began to lean towards Spain.

If England doesn't do it this time, you will besiege the referee, and we won't?

So England also began to linger, isn't it just pretending to be innocent, who hasn't practiced?

No foul, Spain besieged, fouled, England besieged, the referee suddenly began to be unpleasant, he couldn't get by, and suddenly became the most bitter person on the field.

So much so that in the end, the referee began to go crazy, it doesn't matter if you foul or not, as long as you come over and beep me, there will be a yellow card immediately, and the whole world will be clean.

In fact, this kind of scene is what England is happy to see, not to mention that it has been delayed for half a day, Spain actually didn't get any good, and even England didn't get a yellow card for fouls, just watching Spain perform.

On another attack, Pedro turned his back to Vardy and turned around at the right time to hit Vardy, who knew what he wanted to do without even thinking about it.

Touching porcelain to this extent touches you, and there is no one.

However, Vardy is not polite at all, it is not a threat area anyway, and it is not tight to give a free kick, so Vardy's eyes are already full of playfulness and sympathy, as well as a sense of excitement to kill people.

Bumped into his body, just as Pedro screamed and was about to roll away, Vardy raised his thumb, and the remaining four fingers were clenched, and his thumb was aimed at Pedro's chrysanthemum, and he stabbed it hard!

Poof!

Vardy felt like his fingers were about to be wrapped in it......

Hearing an extremely miserable howl, Pedro covered the chrysanthemum and flew away, it was really flying out, it was not a fake fall at all.

Stuck on the ground and fell on his face, but Pedro didn't care about the embarrassment on his face at all, covered the chrysanthemum with his hands behind his back and began to roll, how painful it was.

Vardy was also a little surprised when he saw Pedro's miserable appearance, and said that he wouldn't give him hemorrhoids, right?

I should have felt sorry for him for a few seconds!

However, Vardy is not overflowing with sympathy, since you touch porcelain, you must be prepared to be directly killed.

I can only blame you for your bad life!

Who made you meet the **Little Prince Vardy!