"I really shouldn't have come today, Christine wouldn't ask me that kind of question." Before Emperor Wu saw Emma Roberts, he was first asked an extremely cheating question by Taylor Swift.

I don't know where she learned that eternal problem in China, as soon as they met, she asked Emperor Wu: "If I fall into the water with your mother, who will you save first?" ”

Emperor Wu was unprepared for this, but after thinking about it carefully, there were actually many ways to solve this problem, and he immediately smiled: "Do you love me?"

"Love!"

"If you love me, you shouldn't ask that kind of question."

"Then I don't love!"

"You don't love me, why don't I save my mother first and save you first?"

Taylor Swift's IQ was not enough in an instant, so he picked up the pillow and smashed it at him, but Emperor Wu easily grabbed it and smashed it back......

"Slut, listen, I'm going to ask you a question too." Wu Huang snatched the pillow, "I fell into the water with your father, who do you save first?" After saying that, it was another pillow smashed over, and the little slut just didn't clean it up.

"Fuck off, you can all swim!" Taylor Swift grabbed another pillow and fought back in annoyance.

"We both know how to swim too, so that's a stupid question you're asking." Wu Huang laughed twice, and when he saw Taylor Swift, he was really a little angry, so he changed the conversation in time and said, "If you and my mother can't swim, I'd better save my mother first." ”

Taylor Swift was completely unhappy at this time, his brows furrowed, and the corners of his mouth drooped.

Before she lost her temper, Emperor Wu hurriedly added: "After saving my mother, it's a big deal that I will sink to the bottom of the water with you and be a husband and wife in distress together." ”

Emperor Wu's words made Taylor Swift's brows suddenly stretch, and the corners of his mouth also raised. Suspiciously, he asked, "Really?" ”

"Nonsense, of course it's fake." Wu Huang said secretly in his heart, but he swore on his lips: "Of course it's true, it's even more true than the genuine album you gave me." ”

It wasn't all dark yet, and the two of them took advantage of a little light to fight in the living room without shame! The smell of shame wafting through the apartment made Emma Roberts, who came over later, feel it, and kept looking at them with strange eyes.

Emperor Wu didn't feel too embarrassed. He's glad the NBA has a Christmas game that saves him from worrying about where to spend Christmas.

Americans spend Christmas with their own families, similar in nature to the Chinese New Year, Taylor Swift and Christine will go home to meet their families on Christmas Day, and even Chloe Moretz will return to his brother's house tomorrow to spend the holidays with his family in New York, then he should be relieved.

But soon, Emperor Wu realized that he was wrong.

Brandon may not be able to return tomorrow, and his apartment in New York is big enough to accommodate two families sitting together for the holidays.

So, when Emperor Wu sent Emma Roberts home first. When he drove home, he received a call from his father, who told him the bad news that the two families would spend Christmas together in New York at his apartment.

"Can I protest?" Emperor Wu tried to object.

"Yes, break away from my father-son relationship." Wu Zetian snorted coldly.

"No, I can't agree with it." Emperor Wu sighed in his heart, "It's good now." The little girl can't get rid of it this time. After Wu Huang hung up the phone, he glanced at the coffee table full of miscellaneous items. I couldn't help but want to pull out Chloe Moretz, who was pretending to be asleep, and let her clean the house before she could sleep.

"If you're lucky, I'll have to do it again, and I don't have time to teach you a lesson now." Emperor Wu came back just to take a look at Chloe Moretz, it was just nine o'clock in the evening, and he was going to immediately move to another apartment not far away.

Christine was still waiting for him at home. He's going to spend the night over there tonight.

Tomorrow is Christmas, and the two sisters will go home for the holiday, and Emperor Wu must rush to the two fields tonight to pay the public grain.

Since the double opening, Emperor Wu has often encountered this situation, if the body has no capital. I really can't handle it.

"Hugo, let me ask you a question, if you can't swim and Christine and Taylor Swift fall into the water together, who do you save first?" As soon as Wu Huang entered the house, before he could react, he heard a similar question.

"Hey, why are you still here?" When Emperor Wu saw that it was Emma Watson who was questioning, he felt very strange, "You will only fly back to London tomorrow, are you going to spend Christmas at sea?" ”

Emma Watson smiled softly, pushed away Christine, who didn't let her continue to ask, and said, "Don't divert the topic, you have to answer this question quickly, otherwise it will prove that you have a ghost in your heart." ”

"Ridiculous, tell me first, why should I answer your childish and allegedly provoking me and my girlfriend?"

"I want to prove that you don't really love her, are you weak now?"

Wu Huang was amused by her: "I'm laughing at you for asking the wrong question, you should ask, 'Christine and your mother fell into the water together, who do you save first'." ”

Emma Watson was stunned for a moment and nodded: "It's okay, then who do you save first?" ”

Christine couldn't bear it anymore, and while stepping forward to push Wu Huang away, she said angrily to Emma Watson: "I told you not to ask this kind of question, I don't allow you to embarrass my boyfriend." After speaking, he looked at Wu Huang again, "If you feel embarrassed, you don't need to answer her boring questions." ”

Emperor Wu was directly stupid, and said in his heart that you said so, can I not answer?

"Aren't they singing double reeds?" Wu Huang secretly cursed in his heart, but he had already dealt with this problem with Taylor Swift once just now, and now it was easier to deal with, and he said happily: "It's okay, I can answer this question." ”

When the two girls heard this, they immediately looked at him.

Emperor Wu showed a serious expression and said, "If I can't swim, whether it's Taylor Swift or my mother, I will save the two of them first." ”

Christine was stunned when she heard this, and Emma Watson had an expression of catching a rape in bed, and shouted excitedly: "Christine, listen!" I'll just say that your boyfriend is unreliable, and now his true form is revealed, right? ”

Wu Huang smiled lightly at Emma Watson: "What are you excited about." I think you're the one who you are. As he spoke, he put his arm around Christine, who was stunned in place, "Since you set me to not be able to swim, then I can hold one person up at most, and the other will definitely sink." In that case, I'd rather save my mom and idol and sink with my beloved. ”

Emma Watson was also stunned when she heard this. Emperor Wu went on to say: "There is a kind of bird in Chinese legend that they always fly in pairs and never separate. If one of them dies unexpectedly, the other will never survive alone, and will surely die for him. ”

Wu Huang's words are pure nonsense, he doesn't even know that the winged bird is one, he and Taylor Swift also said this just now, and the result is naturally that the little singer is not moved, and now Christine seems to be very useful. I didn't open it, and the two of them hugged each other tighter.

However, after patronizing and hugging his sister, Wu Huang didn't notice that Emma Watson also showed a look of envy when he looked at them, and said for a long time: "I don't believe what you said, I went back to my room to pack my luggage, and I will fly back to London early tomorrow morning." ”

"That's right, let's go back to the room." Wu Huang glanced down at Christine, ready to go to bed and fight another fierce battle.

"Hugo, is what you said true?" Christine saw Emma Watson with her head drooping. Returning to his room with a look of failure, he looked up and asked him softly.

"Her question is actually boring. If I asked you that, how would you answer? Emperor Wu's rhetorical question made it difficult for Christine to answer, but he didn't intend to let Christine answer, "You don't need to be embarrassed, I won't ask such stupid questions." Besides, I can swim, you can save your dad first. ”

Christine was amused by him. Wu Huang picked her up, turned to the direction of Emma Watson's room, and deliberately said loudly: "Let you see the power of real men tonight." ”

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Wu Huang had a long night before Christmas, the Knicks did not practice on Christmas Day, and the players gathered at 9:30 p.m. to report.

Their match was played last. It doesn't start until 11:30 p.m.

There are a total of five games today, the first of which is the highlight - Lakers vs Cavaliers, the two teams played in the afternoon, and the matchup between Kobe Bryant and O'Neal feasted the fans' eyes.

Players from both teams were able to go home for the holidays in the evening after the game, and the Lakers and Cavaliers had a game time that was the envy of the other eight teams.

The Knicks vs Heat game was scheduled for the final game, and Christmas was over half an hour later.

That's actually a good schedule, at least the Knicks players can spend the holidays with their families before they go to the game, and their game time is the best except for the Lakers and Cavaliers.

Emperor Wu was not interested in Christmas, and he did not believe in bullshit Christianity.

What hurt him today was that on Christmas Day, he was surrounded by four again, and even Brandon, who obviously couldn't come back, finally rushed back.

Chloe Moretz was equally upset, once again kicked aside by one of her four brothers, and finally stood alone under the Christmas tree, tugging at the ornaments on it with a look of dismay.

The elders of the two families got together and didn't know what to talk about, and laughed from time to time.

"It's so boring to have a Christmas like this!" Chloe Moretz and Emperor Wu had such an idea about Christmas at the same time.

"Little girl, let's go live broadcast." Just as Chloe Moretz was about to tear down the decorations on the Christmas tree, Wu Huang finally broke out of the siege, came to the little girl, and asked with a smile: "Did I promise you to broadcast Resident Evil 5 live together today?" ”

"That's right, that's what you said." Chloe Moretz finally laughed.

"Let's go, it's past seven o'clock, and I only have an hour and a half."

Panda TV officially launched this morning, and now only hundreds of signed professional gamers and a few artists are streaming live on the site. Since today is Christmas, all the employees of the website will leave work at 6 o'clock in the evening, so users who want to apply for the live broadcast room will not be approved until at least after the holiday, and only these more than 100 live broadcast rooms can be broadcast live in the past few days.

Also because of Christmas, only thirty or forty of the more than 100 live broadcast rooms are now live, and most of them are professional gamers and artists in Asia, and streamers in Europe and the United States are now celebrating Christmas.

Emma Roberts broadcast live for three hours in the afternoon, and it is said that in such a short time, she received about $2,000 in tips, and the number of viewers exceeded 3,000 at its peak.

However, this is not the live broadcast room with the highest number of viewers, and it can't even rank in the top three.

Panda TV signed a total of four Japanese artists, these four teachers are all live today, and the number of viewers in each live broadcast room is stable at more than 3,000, and the peak even exceeds 5,000, but eighty percent of the regions where the viewers in these live broadcast rooms are registered are in Asia.

The artists have an advantage in the number of audiences, but in terms of tips, the four of them together barely reach half of Emma Roberts, although this is not a small amount.

As soon as Wu Huang's live broadcast room opened, the number of viewers immediately kept rising, and soon exceeded 1,000 people...... And it's going up......

"So many people?" Wu Huang didn't expect him to be so popular, and seeing the rising number of viewers, he couldn't help but swell a little.

But it didn't take long for Wu Huang to find out that eighty percent of what these damn viewers were talking about in the chat room was related to Chloe Moretz! The most infuriating thing is that there are still many gossip people speculating about their relationship, and some people even kindly reminded Emperor Wu that if he has sex with a minor, he will face more than 30 years in prison, regardless of whether the other party is willing or not.

"Damn, this bunch of ** silk!" Wu Huang couldn't help but turn off the live broadcast after less than an hour of live broadcast, and was ready to leave early to go to the game site, otherwise he would have to be kept shouting for him to hurry up and get out, which made the audience of Chloe Moretz's own live broadcast angry!

This group of boring guys actually started by discussing whether he molested underage girls...... Slowly extending to those unspeakable secrets of him and Taylor Swift and Christine...... There are also a few racist bastards in the middle, who scold him from time to time...... There are also some mainland audiences and Hong Kong and Taiwan audiences who are scolding and tearing each other...... There are even some of the most damn regional blacks messing around in the chat room, fanning the flames...... Anyway, the entire live broadcast room speaks all Chinese, and it slowly turns into a scolding war in more than a dozen languages!

Most of the administrators of Panda TV are on vacation at this time, and no one is going to sanction them, and Wu Huang is so troubled that he is not in the mood for live broadcast at all.

"Damn, why is the artist's live broadcast room so harmonious?" After Wu Huang turned off the live broadcast, he couldn't help but think that he also went there to take a look twice before the live broadcast, and the chat room was full of positive energy words such as "A good person has a safe life" and "Thank you for sharing", the formation is neatly arranged, the atmosphere is civilized and harmonious, how can it be like him here.

As soon as he turned off the live broadcast here, Chloe Moretz quickly opened his live broadcast room and started broadcasting live by himself.

Some viewers just gave a lot of tips for bamboo, and named Chloe Moretz by name, so there will be hundreds of dollars in tips.

Wu Huang took a curious look, and found that Chloe Moretz broadcast live by himself, and the number of viewers increased faster...... Soon it exceeded 3,000, and it continues to rise......

"Okay, I'd better go talk to my parents." Emperor Wu sighed and glanced at the time, it was only nine o'clock.

Wu Huang's apartment is a bit far from the team's training hall, nearly an hour's drive away, but his apartment is so close to Madison Square Garden that it won't take long to walk.

His parents and the Morritz family are not going to watch the game today, and after watching the game in his apartment, the Moritz family is ready to go to Brandon's apartment, and the old couple is here to see their sons, and by the way, to see the daughter who is unwilling to go home...... (To be continued.) )