There is still half an hour before the signing session begins.

At this time, yes, tens of thousands of people have gathered in the entire Cultural Square.

When Songzi took Longzi's hand, wore a hat and sunglasses, and came to the outside of the square with a sneaky face, she was also shocked by the picture of this crowd of people.

I'll go!

How many people!

It looks like smashing a teddy's nest, and it's all Teddy.

What is the discussion that the ears hear:

"When will the madman come, can we intercept him halfway."

"That's going to be exciting!"

"The knights are already in place, brother, if you don't want to be beaten, it is recommended not to be impulsive."

"What an impulse, labor and management are the people of the Knights, I just want to protect the little fairy up close! No other thoughts! I swear! ”

I don't know why, when these people say these things seriously, Songzi always feels that they are lewd deep down. What about laughing?

Then, Songzi didn't go in for the time being, so he used QQ to contact the editor-in-chief Gu Wenzhe outside the Cultural Square.

Anyway, it's to report that you've arrived, and then go in when the time is almost up.

After all, she's the finale!

At the critical moment, of course, flash! Bright! Mount! Field! It's done~

When I confirm it with the editor-in-chief......

Longzi also rolled up her sleeves, like a very capable and capable primary school student, protecting her sister's side, attracting sideways glances from passers-by, and thinking in her heart, "Wow, what a cute primary school student!! ”

That's right!

At this time...... Which pervert dares to approach my sister, hit your mother first!

Don't think that this elementary school student will only ban and kick people, look at our sharp little eyes! Beat you up with your little fists as well!

……

Inside the Cultural Square.

Although the people who came in advance looked perverted, they were still honestly queuing up to buy books, and there was no queue or riot, and they didn't even litter. If you don't listen to their chats, you will actually think that these people are quite qualified, and they will not associate them with words like well-dressed beasts.

"Anxiety Relief Grocery Store" debuted today, but in the case of the signing meeting, you don't need to wait for the madman to arrive before the sale starts, but a queue to buy the book first, and the people who have finished buying wait for the madman to come, and then queue up again to wait for the autograph.

Of course, Songzi didn't have to go to the queue to buy books, so she casually told Longzi to take a look, but don't run too far, and she found a bench to sit down.

That's right!

On weekdays, there are many elderly people in the cultural square.

However, because of today's signing meeting of "Anxiety Relief Grocery Store", even the aunt and uncle have to obediently give up the square to young people.

So, outside the square, there are also many old men and aunts gathered at this time.

Matsuko was resting on a bench outside the square.

A pair of uncles and aunts next to them were also pointing at the young people in the cultural square.

"What's going on today, so many young people gathered here." The aunt asked.

"I heard what kind of signing meeting it was for beautiful writers, but I don't understand why so many people ......," the uncle said.

"I don't understand what they are talking about."

"What are they talking about?" Uncle.

"What kind of violation, what excitement, I was stunned when I heard it, if it weren't for the fact that there were girls here, I would almost call 110." As she spoke, the aunt shook her head.

is also embarrassed, feeling as if he has been abandoned by the times

"......" Yanyun pine nuts.

Her mood is now very embarrassing and painful.

It's a shame to be in the groove!

How can it be so embarrassing!

I don't have such fans!

"I'll ask." As the uncle spoke, he casually grabbed a few young people who lined up outside the square and asked, "What are you excited about?" ”

Hear this question.

The expressions of those young people quickly turned blush under the gaze of Yanyun Songzi, giving people a very astringent feeling.

When Matsuko thought they were supposed to be their normal fans......

One of the young men said excitedly, "Because I'm going to see my wife." ”

Come on!

These young people with young faces are actually members of the violator party.

"Wife? Is your wife the writer of this signing party? The uncle pointed to the words "Crazy Youth" on the banner.

"Fart, that's my wife!"

"Bastard, you dare to green me, the little fairy obviously only likes me alone!"

"Everyone said that they would violate the crazy few together...... You liars......"

Then, outside the cultural square, the group of young people pinched themselves......

"......" Uncle was very confused.

But!

Suddenly!

He gave him a thoughtful look again.

……

"Got it? What happened? Auntie asked.

"I don't seem to understand." The uncle was silent for a while and said.

"What the hell?"

"Am I confused myself!" Uncle frowned.

However, he soon showed an extraordinarily simple smile, "Wait a minute, I'll also go and buy a book, I heard that the writer is a little beauty, and when the time comes, I will ask for an autograph, probably I will understand, hehehe." ”

As he spoke, the uncle shook his eyebrows.

“？？？” Yanyun pine nuts.

Looking at the old driver's expression, Songzi suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.

Damn, what filthy things are you still thinking about when you're old?

It's over, it's over.

It's all over.

……

After a few more minutes, it was almost time for Yanyun Songzi to appear.

Probably tired of standing, the aunt walked to the bench of Yanyun Songzi and sat down.

Then, she also glanced at the pine nuts next to her and asked, "Little girl, you are also with these...... It's the same, what's coming, what's going to violate? ”

"No...... I'm not...... I'm not ......" Yanyun Songzi.

"Hey, finally met a non-one!" The aunt was suddenly excited and burst into tears.

“……”

"What's going on with those little young people, you know?"

"Well, I'm not all the way with them, they're all perverts." Matsuko paused, revealing a determined look.

"That's right, yes, pervert! Auntie, I think so too! What's going on with these young people, for a female writer, it's like crazy, you say...... Could that be a female writer...... Compare that kind or something? ”

"What's that......"

"You don't understand? Then I won't explain it to you. Little girl, I see that you have such a good temperament, so ladylike, I won't tell you about this thing, auntie, I can't take you badly! ”

“……”

"I'm going to see what's going on with that female writer in a moment, making so many young people feel like she's crazy. According to my aunt's observation for many years, even fans of female celebrities are not like this, unless they are ...... It's a little possible to make that kind of film. The aunt said with an unfathomable face.

"What, what." The pine nuts are also very painful to ask.

"The things that the dead old man likes in my house are filthy and filthy...... Forget it, you don't understand! There are some things, little girl, you don't understand, just keep yourself simple. ”

“……”

"It's really rare to see a little girl as innocent and temperamental as you now, but don't be polluted......" Aunt said very seriously.

“……”

It was at this time.

In the crowd, on the highest-level stage in the middle of the Cultural Square, the voice of editor-in-chief Gu Wenzhe suddenly sounded.

“…… Good! So, next, please get out of the way, let's invite the mad young teacher, enter! ”

The sound of the sound resounded throughout the cultural square.

Tens of thousands of crazy fans gathered under the stage like a tide.

They excitedly looked in the direction pointed by Gu Wenzhe.

Tens of thousands of eyes, sights!

converged to the outside of the cultural square......

...... on a certain bench

of two people......

"What, what's going on......?! …… What are you trying to do?!!! ”

The aunt looked at the faces of countless idiots in the square in a daze, and protected her chest with a panicked face.

*****

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