Chapter 242: Tease or Tease
'Chelsea's chance, Frank Lampard has the ball!'
"But his position is not good, what choice will he make?"
'Frank Lampard didn't pass the ball, he chose to go it alone!'
'Feints, pedaling, that's a very rare move on Lampard!'
'Vardy doesn't stand out defensively, can he keep Frank Lampard at bay?'
"It's over, oh my God, Frank Lampard dodged Vardy's defence, and in front of Frank Lampard's not good passes, Vardy was shaken off his center of gravity!"
'Frank Lampard continues to move forward with the ball and the United defenders are too late to stop, will he open the scoring for Chelsea?'
'Oh no, Vardy hasn't given up yet, tackle from the side, Lampard is in danger!'
"Oh my God, what do we see?"
'Jamie Vardy's spikes actually scraped on Frank Lampard's shirts, and Lampard's pants were ripped off!'
"What's going on?"
'With tens of thousands of fans at the stadium and millions in front of the TV, Lampard's panties were exposed!'
"My God, it's unbelievable, tough guy Frank Lampard's panties are actually printed on them, and suddenly it's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, my God, my worldview is going to collapse!"
The broadcast commentator was passionately commenting on Frank Lampard's attack, but this time, he almost didn't spray rice in front of millions of fans. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Not to mention the commentator, even Vardy, now leaning on the lawn and looking up at Lampard's little **, his expression is stunned, and the beast roars past him.
Although Jean always jokingly thought that he had ripped off Lampard's shorts, if the little ** revealed was a very riotous color, then Lampard would be embarrassed.
But now the color is not the color of the riot, but this pattern is too kawaii!
I didn't expect a Premier League tough guy like Lampard to have a childlike heart, oh no, this should be a girl's heart, right?
If the image above is a cat and a mouse, it can be said that Lampard is still a childlike and nostalgic for a good childhood.
But how do you explain Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?
The fans in the stands didn't see it very clearly, Lampard immediately blushed and lifted his shorts, but the keen live director directly captured the scene, and the fans in front of the TV were already about to fry!
"I'll go, Vardy is a naked revenge, last time he was stripped off his pants by Lampard, this time he let Lampard show his **, not at all!"
"That's not the point, the point is Lampard's ** printed on it, it's Snow White and the seven dwarfs, I don't read much, can anyone explain to me, what does this mean?"
'It's not easy, it's clear that Frank Lampard has a girlish heart, he always fantasizes about himself as Snow White, hoping that one day a handsome prince charming will come to his rescue, but the reality is that all around him are dwarfs......
"That's not the point, the point is, when others show their **, the front is bulging, why isn't Lampard bulging in front of him at all? Is there a problem with the size of this product? ”
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At this point, Lampard glared at Vardy, eager to swallow Vardy in one gulp, and his heart was like a dog.
is ashamed, as if the little secret in my heart has been kept for decades, but once it was made public and exposed to the world, I was ashamed to death.
The players of the two teams were also stunned to see this scene, and they couldn't react for a long time.
Manchester United players laughed one after another, especially the teasers led by Rio Ferdinand, fearing that the world would not be chaotic.
The Chelsea players wanted to laugh but felt that it was not appropriate to laugh and was very uncomfortable.
It's no wonder that the team vice president always grinds and waits for everyone to change their pants when everyone is almost out, it turns out that there is such a shocking secret hidden here!
The Chelsea players were gossiping that there must be something hidden in this.
At this time, Vardy looked at Frank Lampard's angry expression, and said in his heart, it's not good, hurry up and flash people!
So Valdipo jumped up and ran, he was afraid that Frank Lampard would bite him.
A farce should almost come to an end at this time, and the referee watched the excitement for a long time before remembering his duty.
The game was interrupted for half a day, and it definitely didn't work.
The referee approached Vardy and gave him a yellow card, and he didn't even say why.
In fact, Vardy's action just now was not a dangerous move, although it looked like a tackle, but it was actually a ball-grabbing action, and the reason why he was able to tear off Lampard's pants was because Lampard's center of gravity was too low at that time.
Given Frank Lampard's feelings, the referee felt Jamie should have been shown a yellow card.
Vardy wasn't too dissatisfied with this, anyway, he completed the task, and a yellow card was really not taken seriously by him.
He survived all three red cards last season, and in comparison, these are all pediatrics!
After the start of the next game, Frank Lampard turned his grief and anger into strength, and was extremely brave, launching one charge after another towards Manchester United's goal, as if there was a outstanding performance that could make people forget his ** Snow White.
At this time, Lampard is not a magic lamp, but a devil summoned from the magic lamp, powerful and full of attack power.
Vardy hid when he saw Lampard, and God knows if the creature would have killed him in anger when he saw his eyeballs bloodshot.
It's just that before the brave Frank Lampard had time to play, the first half of the game was over, and he poured a basin of cold water directly on his burning fighting spirit, and with a sting, the whole person calmed down.
As he walked off the pitch, Frank Lampard glared at Jamie Vardy, who probably wouldn't have known how many times he would have died if his gaze could have killed anyone.
Mourinho gave Frank Lampard a sympathetic look and felt that he was equally eager to kill Vardy.
In one game, Jamie Vardy offended both of Chelsea's bigwigs.
One is selling autographs in person, while the other is even more ruthless than this, directly ripping off his pants, which is a big shame.
If we talk about Chelsea's big three now, it is none other than Jose Mourinho, the manager, Frank Lampard, the super midfielder, and the captain Dinghaishen Terry.
Now that Vardy has managed to mess with two of them, his relationship with Chelsea has dropped to a freezing point.
However, what everyone doesn't know is that Vardy may also mess with the last remaining Terry in the future, you know, the friend wife is the guy who can't control Tintin.
Well, if your butt is not clean, don't blame others for asking you about chrysanthemums!
At half-time, there was a joyous atmosphere in the stands and fans had already learned more about Frank Lampard** through various channels.
And at the beginning of the second half, the fans shouted slogans neatly.
"Snow White Lampard!"
"Your Prince Charming is here!"
"He's our Vardy!"
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Frank Lampard is devastated, his little secret is about to become the laughing stock of the whole world, what shame does he have to live in the world!
Looking at Vardy's eyes was full of murderous intent, he must have killed Vardy before he hanged himself.
Jamie Vardy was also innocent at this time, and even the shouts of the fans made him scream.
Every girl wants to be Snow White and looks forward to perfect love, and in the same way, every boy may also fantasize that he will one day become the prince charming of the girl he likes, and he will be happy until he grows old!
It's okay to be Prince Charming, but why is Snow White Frank Lampard?
Thinking about this scene, Vardy rode on a white horse, stopped the princess dressed in princess county, and brought her in front of her, and the princess turned around, and the two stared at each other, and gradually kissed together......
But if that turned face belonged to Frank Lampard, then Vardy would have fallen off his horse!
It's horrible!
So, Vardy also collapsed.
Moments later, Frank Lampard was replaced by Jose Mourinho for his erratic performances, while Vardy was replaced by Alex Ferguson for his frequent plays.
Ferguson was also a little crying and laughing in the face of Vardy at this time, this guy is simply the most surprising X-factor!
originally expected Vardy to use his speed to counterattack, but he didn't expect this guy to make such a play in the first half.
Fortunately, even Frank Lampard, the Blues' best attacker, was also out of the game, which was a bargain.
In the end, the game ended in a draw between Manchester United and Chelsea, with neither side able to score and the battle for the top spot came to an abrupt end.
Such an outcome may be acceptable to both sides, after all, no loss is not a defeat.
can be traced back to the source, the culprit that makes this game seem so sloppy is the teasing second goods Vardy.
The powerful media got a first-hand account of what happened in the tunnel and perfectly restored the whole process of Vardy playing Mourinho.
The fans all gave Vardy a thumbs up.
He is really the first to spoof the opposing coach like him, no one has ever done it before, and no one has come after.
Add to that the scene where Jamie Vardy knocked off Frank Lampard's pants on the pitch, and Vardy was the focus of the game again.
Originally, the battle between Chelsea and Manchester United at the top of the table was supposed to be a passionate and intense game, but because of Vardy's teasing, the first ten minutes of the game looked like recovery training.
Eventually, the two sides began to get into the game, and Jamie Vardy showed Frank Lampard the world-shattering **, and the game became completely ridiculous again.
Now, no one doubts Vardy's ability to break the corner.
Maybe Everton's platform was too small and not influential enough, and everyone thought that when Vardy returned to Manchester United, it would become normal, and even if he didn't think it was normal, Ferguson would make him normal.
However, as it turned out, they were overthinking!
Vardy is still the same Vardy, or the same tease who says to break the game.