Chapter 16: Stealing the Dragon's Egg
After breakfast, Bran went to the secret base he had prepared, well, it was an exaggeration to say that the secret base was a secret cellar that he asked Addo to dig, it was not very large, but it was built with a reinforced concrete (system-produced) structure, and a three-tiered steel security door was used at the entrance, which was used by him to make easy walks, and he made all preparations to prevent being disturbed or being attacked like the other protagonists of the novel.
Today, he is going to make an ultra-long-distance easy trip, to the continent of Pantos, not to see the wedding of the Dothraki, he is not so heavy-mouthed, in the original book, just the half-baked horse heart is enough to whet his appetite, in order to steal dragon eggs, if you can, you can also see the dragon girl and the horse king.......
Ahem, in short, for today, a speedboat was put in the port of Difficult Tun very early - the flying Henanese sent Will out yesterday and asked him to drive the speedboat to the continent of Pantos and mingle with the wedding of the Dothraki people. He just wants to try, is there a distance limit to the ability to walk, if it can be easy, he will steal it himself, if not, he will find an opportunity to steal it in the future, anyway, there is still time before the dragon egg hatches.
But he didn't dare to let Will steal it, and pinned this matter entirely on Will's loyalty, after all, it was a priceless dragon egg, of course, the true value of the dragon egg was not known yet, just if it was a fossil, but just a fossil, it was also priceless. Otherwise, when Viserys is angry, he won't want to snatch the dragon egg and sell it. He doesn't want to use this thing to test the loyalty of his subordinates, no matter what, he is now a child with no personality charm, and there is no tiger body shock, the little brother bows his head, and he is loyal from then on.
If he could, he still had to get his hands on it himself, Bran locked the cellar, lay down on the bed on Simmons' mattress, rolled his eyes, and entered the Easy Walker mode, system, connect Will.
The reason why Bran felt that it was easy to do it from a distance was because of this system, and he found that as long as it was a creature that he had been in close contact with, it would appear on his selection screen after he made it. At this point, there are three options in his interface, Raven, Addo, and Will. Bran breathed a sigh of relief, but luckily, Will's options hadn't disappeared.
It was dark, this time it was longer, about 10 seconds later, Bran opened his eyes, and there was a noisy Dothraki wedding in front of him, the two Dothraki people next to him were dancing wildly, the woman was defenseless, and the blue paint was painted with various patterns, a bit like the Celts in ancient England, the man was wearing braids, linen shorts, and the two were frantically imitating the action of snapping.
That's right, it's imitation, when Bran first started watching the show, he thought it was really something, but the progress bar replayed and watched it again, and found that he didn't even take off his pants, only to understand, maybe this is a special kind of dance for others, if you want to talk about temptation, Xuanya can complete this dance with any dance, okay? No, now the new 19 forbidden queen is Park Min-hyo.
While thinking about what he had, he took out the gift he had prepared, yes, the gift, Bran is from Huaxia, a civilized country, how can he participate in the wedding without a follower. In this era, gifts are not popular, so give weapons, Bran prepared, is a Nepalese saber, the famous dog-legged knife, although the shape of the recurve looks very awkward, but the center of gravity design is very convenient whether it is chopping or stabbing, this is available in the souvenir area of the system mall. Bran had the blacksmith in Winterfell cut it and let Will carry it in a wooden box.
At the Dothraki wedding, the guests took turns to present gifts to the newlyweds, no matter whether they were high or low, as long as it was a gift, the Dothraki people welcomed, Bran just saw a person with a box of snakes sent up, and the groom did not have a dissatisfied expression, so Bran also carried the box, walked up according to the gourd drawing, bowed, ready to retreat, lurked, and found an opportunity to steal a dragon egg.
"Dig in the second place, Kadu overnight, wow Dali."
Bran was stunned, he knew that the king of horses, Drogo Kao, knew the lingua franca, but never said it, probably like most people who learn foreign languages, he didn't speak it well, for the sake of the majesty of the tribal chief, he didn't say it, maybe he followed the tradition and didn't bother to speak the lingua franca. Perhaps with his pride, he disdains to cater to others to speak foreign languages. Either way, Bran was mentally prepared because he didn't understand.
But what stunned him was that he could understand it, because, this special mother's system actually has a translation function, and since he understands it, he can't pretend not to understand it to fool people. Otherwise, if someone finds out, you will never be able to keep a low profile again. What Drogo Kao said was, "Young man, this knife is beautiful, very good, how is it to be used?" ”
So Bran replied honestly, "This is the sword of a brave people from distant Axia, and it is both a chopping and a straight stab, and it is very good to use and sharp. ”
Zogo waved his hand, and the Blood Alliance guard next to him immediately helped him step forward and get it in his hand, Drogo waved his knife, his eyes couldn't help but light up, he was a person who knew the goods. The knife is held in his hand, and he feels very comfortable when chopping, which is due to the special center of gravity design, with this knife, his strength will be even better.
"Young man, I am very satisfied with your gift, you can make a wish to Kao, and Kao will fulfill you."
Bran was stunned, there is still this kind of operation? But Bran doesn't mean to open his mouth too much, and you will be satisfied with any wish? Don't be funny, you promised Brother Daenerys a crown, and you ended up pouring molten gold on his head.
"Venerable Drogokao, I have no grand wishes, but to be able to choose one of your wedding gifts for today, and I hope that the items that bring your luck will bring me good luck. Let my descendants be as brave as the Dothrakis. ”
"Wakasa, Sirigosari. (Okay, your wish will come true.) )”
Drogo Kao let out a weird scream, and then laughed, this sycophant is very comfortable, the Dothraki eat this very much, if Bran made a wish to let the Dothraki help him occupy a city as the lord of the city, or ask a team of Dothraki warriors to be the guard, Drogo is estimated to give it, but Bran may not end up very well.
Then Drogo gave an order, and someone took Bran into the table and sat down, telling Bran that he could choose a gift and leave after the banquet.
Bran was there quietly drinking mare's milk wine, didn't eat meat, the meat was full of buzzing flies, Bran couldn't get out of his mouth, even if this body was Will's, Bran still couldn't get out of his mouth, no way, heart (Northeast vernacular, it doesn't mean dirty inside, it means that everything in the heart is dirty, which is similar to the meaning of cleanliness)
At the chairman of the wedding, Bran saw Jorah Mormont come forward to give a gift, to be honest, Bran looks down on this two or five boys, he has a problem with his character, he looks so old, and he wants to seduce Daenerys, and he doesn't look at your age, you can be our Daenerys' father, okay? Why did you run to this continent in the original book? It's because of lack of money that they caught poachers and sold them as slaves, why? Because he couldn't afford to support his wife, he ran away, and his wife didn't know what was going on, and his father, Elder Bear, the commander of Jon's night watch, took the blame for him. Otherwise, how do you think Elder Xiong would give up his status as an earl and go to the Night's Watch Army. Leaving the Mormont family a bunch of orphans and widows.
In exile, he was taken in as a spy by the octopus spider to spy on Daenerys, but he was still dishonest when he was older, and he spoke from Daenerys' point of view: "I treat you as a subordinate, why do you want to be with me." ”
In front of him, Jorah Mormont is showing Daenerys the charm of an old man, and the gifts to the bride are so literary, poetry and historical biography, and by the way, he pats his brother Viserys's ass, boasting that he has served the previous king for many years, and now he also wants to serve the real king, to be honest, if Bran is in Viserys's position, if anyone comes to pat him on the back, Bran thinks that this person is not a fool, or has another purpose, and Viserys does not want to think about it, he has nothing. Are all these people fools who come up and say that he is the true king, and who come up to be loyal to him? If you really have an army loyal to you, or a territory, then someone comes to you and wants to bet on a treasure, Bran thinks there is a reason, but he has nothing to take refuge into, obviously it can only be an enemy spy, right?
Governor Illyrio is, and so is this Jorah Mormont. There is no love for no reason in this world, if a person comes up and is good to you, good for no reason, it can only mean that he wants something from you. But Viserys, a talented idiot, obviously didn't expect this, and the back molars who were laughing over there saw it.
Mormont tried his best to show himself, but he couldn't go too far, bowed, and stepped aside, who knows if Drogo Kao would think he was seducing his bride and slash him with the knife Bran had given him.
Seeing that no one had stepped forward, the Governor of Illyrio stood up and beckoned to his slave, yes, important gifts always appear last, so as to be impressed, not to mention that his gifts are the most expensive.
"This is the dragon's egg, Daenerys, from the land of shadows of Asha, which the years have turned fossilized, but it's still beautiful."
Listening to the fat man's introduction to the dragon egg in a poetic tone, Bran didn't believe a single punctuation mark. What about the liar, in the land of the shadows of Axia, Bran speculated that it should be Asia, everyone knew in the previous life, Asia and Europe are connected and can be reached by land, and this world of A Song of Ice and Fire, the continent of Pantos and the continent of Westeros, is just a deformation of the two islands on the map of the United Kingdom, that's right, open the Google world map, find the United Kingdom, and rotate the island of Ireland 180 degrees counterclockwise, which is the whole map of the continent of A Song of Ice and Fire, and in the history of England, the Anglo-Saxons, Really split Britain into seven countries.
It is said that the dragon egg is from Yasha, not to mention that the distance is so far, this dragon egg is so coincidentally obtained by you, and then it is so coincidentally given to the people of the Targaryen family who can tame the dragon.
Bran thinks that in fact, Europeans like to brag more, and they like to say that they are from Asia, why? Because the level of productivity in Asia is higher, when Europeans still use fermented urine to wash their hair and build houses with pig dung, (no exaggeration, really), the center of Asia already has the beauty of Chinese civilization. You don't see how popular brick tea and not very high-end porcelain are in Britain, which no one drinks in China, and Britain has begun to cough for the sake of trade deficits, not to mention. Everyone should remember not to forget the national shame.
These three dragon eggs were probably given to him by Waris, the eight-clawed spider, a friend of the governor of Pantos, for him to give to the descendants of the Targaryens. First, it can be a sycophant, and secondly, it can make the descendants of these two royal families recall the glory of their ancestors, and then do their best to counterattack [Westeros Continent] and create chaos. It's a pity that people are not as good as heaven, these three dragon eggs made a helpless little girl rise to become a queen.
Bran resisted the urge to run now, drank a little wine, and slowly waited for the wedding to end. By the time Kaodago took out his wedding gift for the bride ---- a little white horse, the wedding was finally coming to an end. Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Bran called the Blood Alliance. asked to take away a dragon egg, and the blood alliance guard didn't talk nonsense, happily pointed to the gifts on the high platform, and asked him to get it himself. The Dothraki didn't care about these things, weapons and horses were the most valuable things, and gold could buy both, and as for the dragon egg, it was nothing more than a beautiful round stone in their eyes.
In this way, the dragon egg was so obtained by Bran that he did not dare to stop, so he mounted his horse and began to gallop towards the harbor where he parked his speedboat. There, Addo waited to meet him on the ship.