Five o'clock in the morning on the first day of the new year.

The winter morning light came a little later than usual.

The town of Yanagimoyama, which does not have much lighting, is pitch black, and in the shopping street, you can see a street lamp from about 100 meters away, emitting a faint light.

The sound of the bus' engine echoes through the dark and empty streets, and the lights of the headlights flicker in the streets.

Yes!

That's right!

The "New Year's Greeting Group of the Encroaching Party" is already on its way!

A balding middle-aged uncle sat in the back of the bus, looking at the sleepy others, and suddenly felt the need to cheer up these people.

Next, I'm going to pay New Year's greetings to the little fairy.

How can you do it with such a sluggishness!

Cheer up, gentlemen, there are few aggression maniacs, can you have this opportunity on weekdays?

So, he looked at the next seat to a girl who looked like she was probably just a high school student.

"Little girl, what are you going to give to the mad little fairy?" Balding uncle.

As he spoke, he pointed to the paper bag in the girl's hand.

"A blue and white striped fat Ci! Crazy young people will be very cute and cute when they wear it! The little girl replied.

As she spoke, her eyes were full of little stars, twinkling and shining.

That's right, this girl is obviously good-looking, but she gives people a very perverted feeling, very scary, even male compatriots have to stay away when they see it.

"Wonderful!" The bald uncle exclaimed.

In fact, this time, the fans who came to pay New Year's greetings to the crazy young man all brought their own carefully selected gifts.

For example, this little girl chose a pair of blue and white striped panties, which are very kawaii, very cute and cute, if you can let the little fairy wear it on her head......

Wow!

It's just amazing!

Of course, the bald uncle's choice is not bad.

What he prepared for the little fairy was a Overlord Solid Shampoo.

Yes!

Since crossing the threshold of 30 years old, the uncle has suffered from hair loss, in order to let the little fairy not suffer the same pain as himself in the future, he specially chose the overlord hair fixing shampoo as a New Year's gift to maintain the little fairy's hair in advance.

It can be said that it is quite far-sighted, after all, older brothers are always a little more far-sighted.

This concern.

Mad Shao must be very impressed.

In addition, it is also unusual for a middle-aged man in the front row to bring a gift.

The old brother is going to send a new set of razors to the little fairy, it is said that the brand of razor is used to shave leg hair first-class, the old brother also patted his chest to ensure that the little fairy will be obsessed with the feeling of shaving leg hair after using it......

Are you kidding!

As a normal person, the bald uncle scoffed at that old brother's thoughts.

Except for hair and eyelashes, the little fairy has no hair on the rest of her body, okay! How can there be such a thing as leg hair?

You know what I mean.

……

Not far from the ancestral house of the Yanyun family, at the intersection of the countryside.

When the bus arrived, it stopped, and considering the sleep problems of the crazy young and nearby residents, everyone on the bus discussed it, and then shouted New Year's greetings at about half past eight. Although this point in time may disturb some people to sleep lazily and sleep back, it will not have a great impact on people's mental state in a day.

It can be said that for this action, the gentlemen of the New Year's greeting group can be said to have good intentions.

And, interestingly......

In the violation party, the proportion of female fans has reached a terrifying 45%!

Nearly half of the violators are girls?

Generally speaking, it is most normal for an idol singer like this to be a female author of male frequency, and almost all of her fans are boys.

It has been a truth since ancient times that girls like handsome guys and boys like cute ♂ girls.

But!

In the case of the madman, this truth has been overturned.

It's true!

In the crazy fan group, the proportion of cute girls is almost five or five different from male fans!

Even in the violation party, the proportion of girls is also very high!

Why is that?

It's hard to explain.

You want to say that although she is a male frequency author, there are many female readers who like to watch male frequency, which seems to be reasonable.

Moreover, stories like "White Night Walking" are also killed by both men and women.

However, from the perspective of online singers, it's not normal to have more female fans, right?

It's not a male singer, right, why are there so many female fans?

There are also people who have conducted some simple interviews with some female compatriots in the fan group.

Some female fans said confidently: "Girls can't like girls? What is the world? ”

There are also female fans with a serious face: "I just think the little fairy is so cute, she is more handsome than any man when she is handsome, and she is more cute than any girl when she is cute, can you not like it." ”

There are also female fans with straightforward personalities: "I don't say dark words, I think about the day." ”

After a pause, he added, "It's okay to be sunny." ”

……

In the dark night, the heavy rain swept through every corner of the city like a hurricane, and the thunder roared one after another.

On the top floor of a 200-meter-high skyscraper, a girl dressed as a ninja looked at several men in black in front of her, and indifferently pulled out the sword behind her back, showing her ruthless killer style to the extreme.

Although the average female killer will not be so short, and her breasts will not be so big......

But, yes, it doesn't matter.

The scene cuts back to the rooftop of a skyscraper in a rainstorm.

Naturally, several men in black would not give the girl a chance to deceive herself and draw a knife.

It took them less than 0.1 seconds from pulling the safety bolt to firing. The swirling projectile pierced the rain and brushed the ends of the ninja girl's hair.

There is no doubt that if the girl's dodge moves any point slower, it will be a bloody end with her head exploding.

However.

She dodged after all.

Turning her head sideways to avoid the trajectory of the bullet, the sword in the girl's hand became the most dazzling silver light on the top of the skyscraper.

Under the dark clouds obscuring the night sky, the silver sword light tore through the projectile that followed it like lightning - the bullet was cut by the sword, turning into metal shards and bursting around. The sound of tinkling dings is repeated back and forth in the sound of the rainstorm, like a piano piece with an intense style!

However, the firing object was unscathed.

She actually cut the bullet of the pistol with a knife!

The last bullet carried the desperation of the people in black, wrapped in billions of rain, and shot towards her forehead.

Watching the man in black pull the trigger's fingers, she sneered.

"Heh, stop dreaming, I can fight ten."

After saying this, the girl also thought in her heart, pretending to be forced is cool......

However.

Right now!

It felt like something poisoned with milk.

Suddenly, a terrible flash of lightning streaked across the night sky.

A loud ...... followed.

"The people who violated the party gave the crazy little fairy a New Year's greeting~~~"

The most annoying thing is that this tail note is still sluggish.

Feel......

The style of painting has changed all of a sudden!

If it was a dark style special effects blockbuster just now, then, yes, now it has suddenly become a comedy film, the kind shot by Stephen Chow.

Hear this beaming voice.

“？？？” The girl also looked confused.

What the hell?

In the moment she was stunned, the bullet pierced her forehead.

Ninja girl, pawn.

……

"Who is it that disturbs the dreams of labor and management?"

Matsuko got out of the quilt in anger at that time.

Yes, she is in a terrible mood right now, so to speak, very badly frightened.

Because, she was shot in the head!

Just now!

In a dream!

Knock on the inside, which little rabbit cub disturbs the labor-management dream?

And......

In the dream, she was pretending to be forced, so let her finish the force!

In the room, pseudo-Lori, middle two Lori, and Naiko Lu also sat up from the floor with sleepy eyes, looking dazed.

Who am I?

Where am I?

What just happened?

Matsuko wore thin bear pajamas, silently leaned down on the window of the room on the second floor, and looked down.

Then she saw a large group of people, carrying large bags and small bags, about forty or fifty men, men and women, waving at her excitedly.

Several of them also held banners that read:

"Happy New Year to the Crazy Little Fairy"

"Every year there is today, every year there is a present day"

"......" pine nuts.

Knock on it!

What's that last sentence?

Every year there is today, every year there is a present day, is this a curse for me to pretend to be forced to be shot in the head every day?

However, with her ingenuity, she quickly understood what was happening.

This is...... Fans have come to pay New Year's greetings?

It is normal to visit relatives and friends on the first day of the new year to greet each other, although these fans came without warning, but since they are here to pay New Year's greetings...... Then it's not like these guys.

How to say, as an idol, when you wake up on the morning of the first day of the new year, you can see a group of fans who like you coming from other places to give you New Year's wishes...... After putting aside the initial fright, there will still be a little happiness and a little touch.

After all, they just came to pay New Year's greetings, and they didn't do anything illegal, right?

And...... Look at you!

There are so many female fans!

Visually, the average is B+ or above, right?

It's so happy.

However, soon Songzi saw that several seven aunts and eight aunts who stayed overnight on Chinese New Year's Eve, as well as his own parents, all walked out of the house at a loss.

"Who are you looking for...... aunt asked.

The expressions of the other relatives were also very dazed.

Only the parents looked thoughtful.

"Our idols, our little fairies!" Fans enthusiastically raised their New Year's gifts in their hands.

"Huh? Where did our idols come from? My aunt was even more confused.

……

Maybe.

This!

It's a public execution.

……

It's over, it's over.

It's all over.

On the second floor, Matsuko looked at the picture downstairs.

The smile on his face faded.