26. Don't read this chapter while eating!
It is often said that Europe is a beautiful and romantic place.
Like France, the capital of romance and the country of perfumery.
The knights of Europe, humble and courteous, friendly, single-minded, and loyal.
The capital city of Europe is full of white romantic tones, and the stone brick paved path is full of flowers in two rows, magnificent and dreamy.
Castles of Europe, majestic and splendid!
At the gate outside the castle, a loyal and faithful knight stood guard to welcome his master's return.
Torches and candles light up the interior of the castle.
In the evening, with flickering candlelight and toon wine, you can eat a classical-style veal steak with your favorite person.
The next day, go to the sacred church for the wedding.
Under the watchful eye of the gracious priest and the Lord, make your vows to be together for a hundred years!
There is nothing better in life than this.
However, the above situation does not represent the views of all eras of Europe except for modern accidents.
In modern times, as long as you have enough trenches, you may be able to recreate the above romantic scenery.
In ancient times, especially in the Middle Ages, this would never have happened in Europe.
Anyone familiar with European history knows that Europe was not a place for people to live in the past, except for the Roman period.
Because the history of the West is the history of man's struggle with feces and urine for thousands of years!
When the Egyptians relied on shells to work as sanitation workers, the Hebrew emperor squatted on the toilet and was stabbed to death, and the Greeks compared whose night pot was more luxurious... The Romans just smiled.
Well-designed sewers, numerous large baths and public toilets perfectly solved the problem of feces and urine of the Romans.
And it is said that the Middle Ages are dark, but no one thinks that the toilets of the Middle Ages may be darker than the church.
The great Roman toilet civilization, which degenerated directly into the primitive society of the golden left hand of India!
The most civilized people go to the toilet at home...... Immediately after that, it was splashed straight from the balcony!
Stone brick paths? Flowers accompanying? No! All that accompanies you is a lingering stench!
What should we do with this golden poop all over the ground?
The French dealt with it very directly, in a word, fall outside the walls!
Over time, a perfect ring road has been formed!
The enemy army attacked the city without much effort.
When the British fall into the river, the river becomes a street.
TFBOYS was the most lucrative job in the Middle Ages! Dig out the manure!
Then, the Europeans, who had been studying for viruses and infectious diseases for a long time, opened the Age of Exploration with King Kong and countless viruses!
It is conservatively estimated that in the beautiful New World, these viruses have killed more natives than colonizers!
On the military merit medal, you have to have half of their credit.
The era of the Industrial Revolution arrived, and the flush toilet ...... Born!
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In the first World Expo, the flush toilet also triggered a grand occasion of 800,000 people queuing up to experience it!
But the flush toilet at this time is not good! Water can only be poured into the river!
So much so that every river is about the same as the Ganges of Asan!
Prince Albert was also suspected of drinking polluted river water and died! His son almost followed in his footsteps!
Aside from that, let's go back to the knights and the castle.
Knights and castles are topics that can never be left behind in the West in ancient times.
But did you know that a knight's armor takes an hour to put on, and it takes an hour to take it off!
The long time to put on and take off is closer to the Lord's admonition that the church does not bathe, and the knights have developed a good life style of not bathing and washing their bodies!
A knight walks past you, and his manly spirit can bring out the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner you had last year!
As for the castle...... Hehe, you know, most of Europe is snowy.
There is no heating, no north furnace, no ****, you go live and try it?
Wine, torches, candlelight......
Red wine that has not been processed in modern times, but it is very astringent!
Candles are luxuries, and torches are smoky......
It's just that...... The script, why did it become like this?
Bi Liwang and Mu Rufeng also know that Europe at this time is simply not a place for people to stay.
But when they saw the scenery in front of them, they couldn't help but show a very embarrassed look.
It's not that the view in front of you is too bad, but it's too good! So good that even they couldn't believe it......
It all started the night after the morning morning two days ago.
That night, Mu Rufeng, who had been dozing off for a long time, finally woke up from her deep sleep.
After waking up, Bi Liwang sent Mu Rufeng a mission to investigate near Europe according to his original idea.
The main thing is to investigate where the owner of the illegal system lives, what he has done, whether he has done anything out of the ordinary, whether it will pose a threat to the two of them, and so on.
Mu Rufeng agreed to this task, and at the same time as setting off, Bi Liwang also asked Mu Rufeng to bring fifty burst robots, so that the information could be transmitted back to Bi Liwang in time through the robots.
After a two-day long journey, Mu Rufeng finally arrived in Europe, and dispersed all the fifty burst robots, patrolling around, leaving only a modified burst robot by his side for communication with Bi Liwang.
Before he arrived in Europe, the first place Mu Rufeng arrived at was the Black Sheep Dynasty mentioned by Wei Zhongxian.
In the Black Sheep Dynasty, Mu Rufeng did not see half of the figures related to the illegal system holders.
However, in the place where the Black Sheep Dynasty borders the Ottoman Empire, Mu Rufeng found a huge pit that shocked the sky!
The radius alone is more than a kilometer!
There is no doubt that that is the trace of the 'monster' mentioned by the henchmen of the Wanli Emperor after the battle.
And the 10,000-foot high waves mentioned by the henchmen are most likely the tsunamis caused by the fluctuations of the battle!
After all, the border between the two countries is very close to the sea, and it is not impossible to trigger a tsunami.
Later, Mu Rufeng officially entered the European continent after entering the Ottoman Empire through the bordering land of the two countries.
It's just that Mu Rufeng didn't expect that the polarization of the Ottoman Empire would be so serious!
In fact, the territory of the Ottoman Empire was not complete, and a country was divided into two parts, 'east' and 'west'.
The Ottoman Empire in the east borders the Black Sheep Empire, but is divided in two by the Mediterranean Sea in the middle, and the European continent lies in the west!
When Mu Rufeng was in the Ottoman Empire in the east, Mu Rufeng did not see any difference between this empire and Europe in the image.
The Ottoman Empire in the east, as Mu Rufeng knew, was a dung capital, a city!
But when he flew across the Mediterranean Sea and arrived in the western part of the Ottoman Empire, Mu Rufeng even suspected that he had arrived in a fairyland on earth!
Flower paths paved with stone bricks and friendly knights have everything you need.
No stench, no spills, and no TFBOYS!
What's more, people wear clothes that don't stain a trace of dust as if they had just been taken out of a ready-to-wear store!
What's more...... The people here know magic!